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Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Yu Yu Hakusho, Hellboy, and StarTrek: The Next Generation. Hello, my name is Helena Valentine, as you can see. If you can guess where I got that, you automatically become my friend. Sort of. Depends on what you say. If you mumble incoherintly about how the world is so incredibly dull and it would be better if supernatural creatures really were everywhere, even if the death tole would go up a little, I would find this interesting. If you gush on excitedly about fashion, I will hold up a cross in your direction. It's not that I'm one of those weird girls who dispise automatically whatever the fashion is at the time, it's just... Ok, that's pretty much it, never mind. So, I write stories mostly for Hellboy, because the comic is close to my writing style. Not to say my writing is as good as Hellboy, just that I like writing about things like that. I'd rather write about demon rights (read Epalladino's work) then angelic ways. A nice cross between the two(humans) would be fine too though, I guess. I'm a large fan of constructive insults and reviews, so please use both. I like reviewing for other people's work, like Epalladino and Azure Ocealot(best fic ever, maybe!) and all that write good stories about Abe from Hellboy. No Mary Sues though. Just good stories about Abe, since he is by far the most interesting character, and I wish I could breath under water. (I really wouldn't care if there was an OC though, because if I did that would be betraying my own story, just not a happy go-lucky girl who's perfect and has cat ears and strange eyes) By the way, read the story called "Mary Sue" in the Hellboy section. It's very good. 1. Can human beings cry under water? 2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 3. What disease did cured ham actually have? 4. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no person would actually eat? 5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the HOV (high occupancy vehicle) lane? 6. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 7. Do the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune? 8. Why did you just try singing the two songs above? | |||||||||
1. The Result of Tonks's Extreme Boredom » reviewsTonks, Sirius and Remus make a strange discovery on one boring afternoon. This discovery might even be distracting enough to stope Sirius from drinking, Remus from reading, and Tonks from building wax mountains... rated T for safety, OotPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-5-08 - Published: 7-20-08 - Remus L. & N. Tonks2. Hellboy 2: The Golden Army sort of » reviewsAlright, full summery of what this is on the inside first chapter...Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-14-08 - Published: 12-4-073. The Adventures of Hell Man and Hell Lad » reviewsOh my god I can't believe I wrote this crap... rated T because I dislike K.Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 11-13-074. Thelodus: Slants of the Mind » reviewsThis is the sequal to Thelodus, my other story. It would probably be a good idea to read that first, considering it will mean what you read in this one will make more sense. Maybe...Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-11-07 - Published: 3-17-075. The Maurderer's Fangirls and uh Snape's Fangirl » reviewsPoor Lupin, he has no one. Everyone hates the werewolf. I mean, who:'writer says in obvious duh kind of voice 'besides Tonks':would be insane enough to love him, he thought. But wait, what's with all these muggle girls... and that's just chapter 1!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 12-8-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks6. Mislayed Data reviewsRead and find out please! Pretty much about Data looking for Spot and meeting a weird girl though. Better then it sounds, I promise. If you read and review I will invite you to come on a trek through the stars with me once I figure out how to do that...StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-24-07 - Data - Complete7. Useless Thing I Wrote Because I have no life » reviewsDO NOT READ THIS! IT IS STUPID! YOUR BRAIN WILL MELT!rated T for mention of sex hey i don't want to get in trouble on this site...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-24-07 - Published: 6-11-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks8. Thelodus » reviewsThere is one thing that seperates me from mankind, that will make it so I can never be like every other human: It is imposible for me to hate you based off of what you look like. Slight AbeOC. Much better then my other story. Complete. Maybe a sequal...Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,220 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 10-20-06 - Complete9. What he WantsHarry Potter wants so many things, for himself and the people he cares about. He wants so many things, even if he knows he'll never get them.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Published: 12-23-06 - Harry P. - Complete10. A Little Bit of Data » reviewsYou know all those stories about Data coming back to life? This is a sort of different aproach on that happening...StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 12-10-06 - Data11. Weirdo and Freak » reviewsOC character, her name is Kim. She's confusing, and Abe's friend and person he talks to when they both get trapped in the hospital. hints of romance, but more of a friendship. No one cares, reads this, or reviews though. sadHellboy - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-28-06 - Published: 10-7-0612. The Dream Hiei aka this is stupid reviewsi had a dream... and it was stupid... and mildly creepy. Hiei fans will flame me.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-8-06 - Hiei - Complete13. Story I Wrote When I Was YoungerI was going through my old stuff when I found this old YYH story I wrote when I was younger. It's not as good as the stuff I write now, but I like the idea I had! So I sent it in and uh... big OC warning... I liked making up new characters for YYH...Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Published: 7-22-0614. Goodbye Sirius reviewsLupin ponders death and it's meaning by Tonks's side in the hospital. Remake of Sirius and just two chapters, though I might make a sequal.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-17-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks
