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So..You have come upon this page..hoping to come across a brilliant writer with fanfics so amazing that your mouth will drop to the floor..I'm sorry to report..that you have came to the wrong place XD I do fanfics but half the time forget to update them for a long time. But I WILL update them..you just have to wait a long time..Sorry about that. I just got Short attention span!! xD Anywho because your here may as well tell you about myself!! Let's see..where should I start??

Real Name: Of Course!! I should start with a name!! My real name is Jasmine!!

Nicknames: DGP, Tenma, Jazz, and Jas. :D

Why Darkgreenprietess?: Well. That's simple :D I Love green/ Priestess are cool but back when I made my name I couldn't spell it and dark was throw in for fun XD

Icon: Sasunaru..WHICH IS WIN!!

Age: Seventeen..Wow..I still can't believe it..I'm getting old... OH NO!! (Runs around crying) Just kidding XD

Sex: If you havn't guessed already..I'm a proud Female!

Sexuality: Bisexual(Leading torwards Girls) And PROUD BABY!!

My obsessions at the moment: Naruto Shippuden

Muses: Haru and Ray. They are going to meationed alot more in author notes from now on. :D

Things you should know: I have a very short attention span..so reviewing me alot to update is a good idea XD OH! I also have OCD. :D

Fav Fanfics at the moment : (1) AnalyzationCommentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond, (2)1923 by Koinu-chan, (3)Dragon's kiss by Jupiter 13, (4) It is our choices by bumblebee88888, and (5)From this Moment on by Amerika no Baka

The person behind the computer(Aka my apperance): Let's see.. I have short(I cut it) Red hair(looks more brown/red) that curls and is usual covered by harry potter hat. I have greeb eyes hiding behind big green glasses, pale white skin, freakles, I have a average weight and I'm very...short..D: I mostly wear PJS/Jeans and Sweatshirts.. and hats. God I love my hats XD (I don't wear skirts.. EVER. THERE EVIL. XD)

Fav Colour: Green

Second fav: Purple, Red, Orange and Blue.

Fav Food: Hmmmm Well lately leading torwards Noodles..mostly because There the only thing I can cook without burning XD

Fav Snack: Chocolate. CHOCOLATE IS GOD XD

Fav Band: Skillet

Music: Anything really.. But Rap.. ANYTHING but Rap.

Persoanlity: I'm a happy go lucky person who likes her yaoi/slash, I have more mood swings then anyone I know, but most of the time I am a happy person who loves giving hugs!! XD I'm a very hyper person, I act half my age, care alot about others, Obsessed with Anime/Manga, A little bit of a nerd because I like school... I know..Weird XD I believe in the power of love and peace, I very supporting of people's rights and want people to argee with me XD (I can be a little demaning XD) I'm also a bit nuts because I till kind of hope that I wake up in Naruto one of these days.. XD

Fav Stuff to do: Watch Anime, Read Manga/Books, Watch TV, Sleep(XD), Be on the look out for guys kissing each other (More XD), Teasing my Sister, Hiding in my room from my teased sister XD, Going on the internet, Watch Youtube videos(Mostly AMVS), Watch Movies(Old time disney rules ALL), Ride my bike, Drool over Yaoi/Yuri, Read Fanfics, Writing, Avoid chores, Going to school(Yes..I'm Weird.. Proud of it!! XD), Slashing guys, and going to camp XD

What I love: Anime/Manga is my LIFE. Enough said XD I also love; Yaoi/BL, Yuri/GL, Slash, Star Trek:TOS, Old! Animated Disney movies, SuperNatural, Avatar the last airbender, Harry Potter(Books/Movies), Batman, Comics, Movies, NARUTO(NUMBER ONE), Axis powers Hetalia(Second fav),L(Death Note), Roy Mustang(FMA), Ino(Naruto), Castiel(Supernatural), Snape(HP), Yu-gi-oh: The abrided series, Fanficition, Lemons(And not the fruit XD Yes I'm a dirty luttle fangirl XD), Youtube, AMVS(Well made anyway), Reading(Be it Manga or Boooks), Books, The internet, Chibis, Gender-bending, Fantasy, Dragons, Horses, Fairys, the disney Princess(-looks embrassed-), Cross-dressing guys, Uke! Roy Mustang(IS THE SMEX), Japan, Canada, England, Hats, Sharks, Dogs/Cats, Animals(Besides Birds..shivers How I hate them), My Family(A bit XD), My friends, Sleeping, Night time, SasukexNaruto(Which remains as my fav Yaoi couple/couple of all TIME!), Hugs, Guys, Girls, Ninjas, Werewolfs(CAN kick VAMPIRES asses), Ghosts, Vampires(THE REAL KIND..NOT the TWILIGHT KIND), God(Yes..I'm Christen), Angels, Ranting, Nature, Food, Roleplaying, Drama, Singing, Peace, Crossplayers, Video games, rainbows, Soccer, rain, Chocolate, my Chainsaw(XDDDDD), My stuffed animals(I said I acted half my age XD), Crossovers, Shiny things, Cake, Candy, Kool-aid, Angst, Comedy, Joker(Batman), Shipping, America(Hetalia), and Aliens( They soo are real -is insane XD-).

What I hate/dislike: TWILIGHT(Is the spawn of SATAN), Rape, Murder, War, Death, Child/Woman beaters, Blood, Birds of any kind, Needles, Abusers of animals, guns, smoking, The colour Pink, Girly things, People who jude others base on skin colour/sex/religon/sexuality, the saying "That's so gay", Bad Dubs, Pizza, Bullies, Tea from Yu-gi-oh, Envy from FMA, Light from Death note, SasukexSakura(Remains as the couple I HATE the most), Flamers(You don't like it..Look up in the corner it's called a back-button), Sexist jokes, Math, Mornings, Sports(All but Soccer), Make-up(I say your beautiful as you are), Cheaters, and Rap.

Fears: Shivers Birds(Seagulls, Chickens Etc), Needles, Blood, Heights, air planes, driving, being alone, Log trucks, Sharp Ojects, Gluttony(FMA), Bugs(but oddly enough I like butterflys and Spiders.. Odd) and Roller costers. (Ya like I trust a car on a metal death trap)

Fav Anime/Manga: ALOT. ALOT. And I still planning to watch more. So I just make a list of the Anime/Manga I seen and liked so far; Number one has to be NARUTO. LOVE Naruto; then Axis powers hetalia;Then it's,Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Kuroshitsuji, xxxHolic, Fruits Basket, Yugioh(NOT DS/GX), Inuyasha, Tokyomewmew, Chobits, Cardcaptor Sakura, 07-Ghost, Aishiteruze baby, Angelic layer, Beck, Black blood brothers, Code Geass, chibi vampire/Karin, D.N.Angel, D.gray man, Powerpuff girls z, Digimon, Pokemon, Sailor Moon, Elfen lied(Manga only), FAKE, Full Moon wo Sagashite(Liked the Manga better), Pretty Cure, Gundam Seed, Gundam seed destiny, Hamtaro, Junjou Romantica, Gravitation, Kyou Kara Maou, Love Hina, Loveless, Lucky Star, Magical girl Lyrical Nanoha(All three seasons/series), Maria Holic, The melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Midori days, Nabari no O, Ouran High school Host club, Pandora Hearts, Ranma, School Rumble, Strawberry Panic, Tsubasa Chronicle, Vampire Knight, Wolf's rain, Witchblade, x/1999, Yami no Matsuei, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Sex therapist (Manga), Pretty Face(Manga), Kiddy Grade, Black Cat, RomeoxJuliet, Ōkiku Furikabutte, Trigun, The Slayers, Cowboy bebop, Planetes and ANYTHING YAOI/YURI/CLAMP.

Fav non-anime realted shows on tv: SuperNatural, Avatar the last airbender, Star Trek: TOS, Passions, The suite life of Zack and Cody, That's so Raven, MADTv, The O.C.(A little bit anyway XD), Spongebob Squarepants(It's writes the slash for me XD), 6teen, Fairy Oddparents, The simpsons, Family guy(Some times), Storm Hawks, Martin Mysteries, Totally Spies, Futurama, Metalocalypse, Robot Chicken, Kim possible, and Teen titans.

Fav books: Harry Potter Series(FAV BOOK SERIES OF ALL TIME!), To kill a Mocking bird, The outsiders, Night, The boy in the striped pajamas, Dear Canada Books, Cell, Chicken soup, T Witches series, Haruhi Series, Death note: Another note the los angeles BB murder cases, Fullmetal Alchemist/Naruto light novels, Sliverwing, Between Friends, True Stories, Eragon, The catcher in the rye, Thinner, Star Trek Academy collision course, and many more that I forget the name of XD

Fav Movies: I am Sam, The Dark Knight, Naruto Movie 1, Inuyasha 1-4, Bleach movie 1, RENT, Blades of Glory, Beauty and The Beast, Death Note 1-3, Geisha, Death note Re-light, Happy Feet, Scary Movie, Euro Trip, and Many MANY more.

Fav Anime/Manga Male Characters: Number one by far that beats the rest is L from Death Note, Then it's; Roy Mustang(FMA), Seto Kaiba(Yu-gi-oh), Sebastian(Kuroshitsuji), Ishida(Bleach), Yuki (Fruits basket), Sasuke(Naruto), Sesshomaru(Inuyasha), Pai(TMM), Doumeki(XXXHolic), Iruka(Naruto), Kakashi(Naruto), Shikamaru(Naruto), Joey(Yu-gi-oh), Bakura(Yu-gi-oh), Yugi(Yu-gi-oh), Grimmjaw(Bleach), Toya(CCS/TC), Maes Hughes(FMA), Havoc(FMA), Al(FMA), Greed(FMA), Kisame(Naruto), Miroku(Inuyasha), Kisshu(TMM), Haru(Fruits Basket), Hatori(Fruits Basket), Kira(Bleach), Matsuda(Death Note), Itsuki (TMOHS), Kyon(TMOHS), Mello(Death Note), Matt(Death Note), Athrun(Gundum Seed/Destiny), Kurogane(TRC), Watanuki(xxxholic), Suzaku(Code Geass), Kenji(School Rumble), Nephrite(Sailor Moon), Gary(Pokemon), Ken(Digimon), Grell(Kuroshitsuji), Renji(Bleach), Canada(Hetalia), England(Hetalia), Russia(Hetalia), America(Hetalia), Italy(Hetalia), Japan(Hetalia), Ren Maaka(Karin), Winner(Karin), Satoshi(D.n.Angel), Kanda(D.Gray man), Takuto(Full Moon), Wolfram(Kyou Kara Maou), Keitaro(Love Hina), Yoite(Nabari no O), Kyoya(Ouran high school host club), Raven (Pandora Hearts), Kaname(Vampire Knight), Tsume(Wolf's Rain), Fuma(x/1999), Tatsumi(Yami no Matsuei), Willy(RomeoxJuliet), Romeo(RomeoxJuliet), Tybalt(RomeoxJuliet), Dr.Jun Manabe(Pretty Face), Sven(Black Cat) and Ranma(Ranma).

Fav Anime/Manga female characters: Number one is Ino from Naruto! She's awesome!! Then it's; Orihime(Bleach), Haruhi(TMOHS), Yuuko(xxxHolic), Tohru(Fruits Basket), Fate(Nanoha), Hawkeye(FMA), Konata(Lucky Star), Lettuce(TMM), Rin(Inuyasha), Part Two! Sakura(Naruto), Tsunade(Naruto), Winry(FMA), Hungary(Hetalia), Rukia(Bleach), Kagura(Fruits Basket), Ichigo(TMM), Chi(Chobits), Sakura(CCS), C.C(Code Geass), Karin(Karin), Buttercup(Powerpuff girls z), Misty(Pokemon), Sailor Jupiter(Sailor Moon), Naru(Sailor Moon), Nana(Elfen lied), Cure Black(Pretty Cure), Kagome(Inuyasha), Sango(Inuyasha), Shinobu(Love Hina), Meyrin(Gundum Seed Destiny), Nanoha(nanoha), Yuki(TMOHS), Renge(Ouran High school host club), Hiyori(Lucky Star), Alice(Pandora Hearts), Tenma(School Rumble), Nagisa(Strawberry panic), Sakura(TRC), Yuki (Vampire knight), Roya(Female version of Roy Mustang) (FMA), Seta(Female version of Seto Kaiba from yu-gi-oh), Female!Zuko(Avatar), Naruko(Female!Naruto), and Juliet(RomeoxJuliet)

Fav fictional characters(Not From Anime/Manga): Castiel(SuperNatural), Dean(SuperNatural), Bobby(SuperNatural), Spock(Star Trek), Zuko(Avatar the last airbender), Toph(Avatar the last airbender), Sokka(Avatar), Aang(Avatar), Ty lee(Avatar), Mai(Avatar), Severus Snape(Harry Potter), Harry (Harry Potter), Luna(Harry Potter), The Whole weasley Family(Harry Potter), Remus(Harry Potter), Lilly(Harry Potter), Shego(Kim Possiable),Joker(Batman), and Homer(The simpsons)

Anime Characters I HATE/DISLIKE: Envy(FMA), Anzu/Tea(Yu-gi-oh), Mai(Yu-gi-oh), Tenten(Naruto), Karin(Naruto), Light/Kira(Death Note), Misa(Death Note), Machi(Fruits Basket), Kagura(Inuyasha), Kikyo(Inuyasha), Koga(Inuyasha), Rin(Fruits Basket), Akito(Fruits Basket), Ciel(Kuroshitsuji), Aizen(Bleach, Gin(Bleach), Manga!Lust(FMA), Gluttony(FMA), Yami(Yu-gi-oh), The Snake Bastard(Naruto), Naru(Love Hina), Elliot/Ryou (TMM), Lelouch(Code Geass), Hattori(Nabari no Ou), Break(Pandora Hearts), Zero(Vampire Knight), and (Sometimes) Hinata.

The ficitional characters I hate(Non-Anime/Manga): Katara(Avatar), The WHOLE CAST OF TWILIGHT(Special Hating for Edward and Bella..How I HATE them), Voldemort(Harry Potter), Sam(Supernatural), Draco(Harry Potter), Azula(Avatar) and Ruby(Supernatural).

Fav Ships(AKA the Couples I support and love the most):

Naruto: (For Yaoi Couples Seme/Uke):

Sasuke/Naruto, Ino/Sakura, Neji/Hinata, Kakashi/Iruka, Naruto/Sakura, Kiba/Hinata, Shino/Hinata, Shikanaru/Ino, Shikamaru/Kin, Shikamaru/Sakura, Sasuke/Ino, Naruto/Ino, Kiba/Ino, ShinoIno, Kakashi/Sakura, Kakashi/Ino, Gaara/Ino, Kakashi/Hinata, Asuma/Kureni, Asuma/Ino, Chouji/Ino, Gaara/Sakura, Gaara/Hinata, Garra/Temari, Kanku/Temari, Kanku/Tenten, Kanku/Ino, Sai/Ino, Sai/Sakura, Itachi/Ino, Kisame/Sakura, Kisame/Ino, Dei/Saku, Dei/Ino, Sasori/Ino, Sasori/Sakura, Tobi/Ino, Pein/Ino, Itachi/Tayu, Naruto/Temari, Naruto/Tsunade, Oro/Anko, Oro/tsunade, Jiraya/tsunade, Oro/Saku, Oro/Ino, Kabuto/Ino, Kabuto/Hinata, Neji/Ino, Lee/Sakura, Lee/Ino, Sai/Tenten, Lee/Tenten, Gai/Anko, Gai/Tenten, Ino/Hinata, Sakura/Hinata, Temari/Tenten, Temari/Sakura, Temari/Ino, Temari/Hinata, Temari/Tayu, Tayu/Kin, Tayu/Ino, Karin/Ino, Karin/Hinata, Kin/Sakura, Karin/Sakura, Kin/Ino, TenTen/Sakura, Tenten/Ino, Tenten/Hinata, Kureni/Hinata, Anko/Ino, Anko/Sakura, Hinata/Hana, Kureni/Anko, Anko/hinta, Tusnade/Sakura, Tsunade/Ino, Tsunade/Hinata, Older!InoxYounger!Ino, Sakura/Naruko, Ino/Naruko, Female! Sasuke/Naruko, Tsunade/Shizane, Shizane/Ino, Kotetsu/Izumo, Oro/Jir, Itachi/Sasuke, Shino/Kiba, Kanku/Kiba, Kanku/Shino, Neji/Gaara, Jira/Enbsu, Zazuba/Haku, One sided! Gaara/Naruto, One-sided! Neji/Naruto, Shikamaru/Choji, Asuma/Shikamaru, Gaara/Kanku, Neji/Lee, Lee/Gai, Shikamaru/Kiba, Kanku/Shikamaru, Yamato/Sai, Kiba/Sai, Shikamaru/Sai, Kisame/Itachi, Sasori/Deidara, Deidara/Tobi, Sasuke/Iruka, Naruto/Iruka, Asuma/Iruka, Zetsu/tobi, Oro/Kabuto, One sided! Neji/Shikamaru, NarutoxSora and Suigetsu/Karin.

HETALIA(For Yaoi Couples seme/uke:

America/England, America/Canada, Geece/Japan, France/Canada, Prussia/Canada, Russia/Canada, Cuba/Canada, Prussia/Austra, Austra/Hungary, Gemany/Italy, Spain/South Italy, anyone/Canada, Sweden/Finland, Korea/China, Japan/China, and America/ME! ...I'm kidding..XD (Shifty eyes XD)

Yugioh:

Joey/Seto/Joey, Yami/Yugi, Bakura/Ryou, Marik/Malik, Tristen/duke/Tristen, Varon/Mai, Noah/Mokuba, Tea/Mai, Serentiy/Tea, Serenity/Mai, Yugi/Mokuba and One sided! Mokuba/Seto.

Death Note:

L/Light/L, L/Matsuda, Light/Matsuda, Matt/Mello, Matsuda/Misa, Matsuda/Sayu, Near/Mello, Near/Matt, One sided! Mello/L, One sided! Near/L, Kira/Light, L/BB/L, Rem/Misa, Mello/Sayu, Misa/Sayu and Ryuk/Kira.

Fullmetal Alchemist:

Ed/Roy/Ed, Havoc/Roy, Al/Roy, Ed/Al/Ed, Alter!Al/Ed, Alter!Roy/Ed/Alter!Roy, Alter!Al/Roy, Bradley/Roy, Kim/Roy, Armstrong/Roy, Hughes/Roy, Hughes/Gracia, Roy/Hawkeye, Roy/Winry, Al/Winry, Ed/Winry, Breda/Roy, Scar/Roy, Scar/Al, Envy/Roy, Roy/Lust, Ed/Lust, Scar/Lust, Anyboby really/Roy, Hawkeye/Winry, Hawkeye/Ross, Sheska/Winry, Havoc/Hawkeye, Havoc/Cain, and Greed/Ed

America/England, America/Canada, Fran

Bleach:

Ichigo/Ishida, Ichigo/Orihime, Ichigo/Rukia, Grimmjaw/Orihime, Renji/Rukia, Byakuya/Rukia, Yoruichi/Soi, Rukia/Orihime, Gin/Kira, Renji/Ichigo, Renji/Byakuya/Renji, and anyguy/Ishida.

Kuroshitsuji:

Sebastian/Ciel/Sebastian, Grell/Sebastian/Grell, Pluto/Sebastian, and Finny/Ciel

XXXHolic:

Doumeki/Watanuki, and Clamp/Yuuko

Fruits Basket:

Haru/Yuki, Kyo/Yuki, Kyo/Tohru, Yuki/Tohru, Shrigue/Tohru, Shrigue/Yuki, Hatori/Tohru, Hatori/Kana, Hatori/Shrigue/Hatori, Shrigue/Ayame, Hatori/Ayame, Anyguy/Yuki, Any guy BUT HARU/Tohru, Kyo/Kagura, and Ayame/Yuki.

Inuyasha:

Sesshomaru/Rin, Inuyasha/Kagome, Miroku/Sango, Inuyasha/Miroku, Inuyasha/SessHomaru, Kikyo/Kagome, Inuyasha/Sango, Miroku/Kagome, Sango/Kagome, Shippo/Sesshomaru, Kikyo/Sango, Naraku/Sesshomaru, Inuyasha/Koga, Koga/Miroku, Koga/Sesshomaru and Older! Male! Rin/Sesshomaru.

Tokyomewmew:

Pai/Lettuce, Kisshu/Pai, Kisshu/Ichigo, Kisshu/Mint, Tart/Pudding, Ryou/Ichigo, Zakuro/Mint, Ichigo/Mint, Ryou/Wesley, and Pudding/Lettuce

Misc Anime Couples:

Lelouch/Suzuku/Lelouch(Code Geass), Hideki/Chi(Chobits), Shardon/Sakura(CCS/TRC), Toya/Yuki(CCS/TRC), Kurogane/Fai(TRC), Kyon/Haruhi(TMOHS), Itsuki/Kyon(TMOHS), Kyon/Yuki(TMOHS), Kyon/Mikaru(TMOHS), Haruhi/Mikaru(TMOHS), Yuki/Mikaru(TMOHS), Kyouya/Tamaki(Ouran high school host club), Satoshi/Daisuke(D.N.Angel), Krad/Dark/Krad(D.N.angel), Riza/Risa(D.N.Angel), Allen/Kanda(D.Gray man), Mikage/Teito(O7-Ghost), Kenta/Karin(Karin), Ren/That guy XD(Can't rember his name) (Karn), Winner/Maki(Karin), Davis/Ken(Digimon), Tai/Matt/Tai(Digimon), Gary/Ash(Pokemon), Ash/Misty(Pokemon), James/Jesse (Pokemon), Nephrite/Naru(Sailor Moon), Kira/Athrun/Kira(Gundum Seed/Destiny), Shinn/Athrun(Gundum Seed Destiny), Athrun/Meyrin(Gundum Seed Destiny), Yuri/Wolfram (KKM), Keitaro/Shinobu(Love Hina), Keitaro/Naru(Love Hina), Konata/Kagami/Konata(Lucky Star), Fate/Nanoha(Nanoha Series), Seiji/Kouta (Midori Days), Yoite/Miharu(Nabari no ou), Oz/Raven(Gil)/Oz(Pandora Hearts), Oz/Alice(Pandora Hearts), Kenji/Tenma(School Rumble), Kenji/Yakumo(School Rumble), Kenji/Eri(School Rumble), Shizuma/Nagisa(Strawberry Panic), Kaname/Yuki(Vampire Knight), Zero/Yuki(Vampire Knight), Zero/Kaname/Zero(Vampire knight), Fuma/Kamui(X/1999), Romeo/Juliet(RomeoxJuliet), Tybalt/Romeo(RomeoxJuliet), Conrad/Francisco (RomeoxJuliet), Creed/Train (Black Cat),even/Eve (Black cat), VashxWolfwood(Trigun), WolfwoodxMille(Trigun), AbexMishashi(Big windup!), and WAY to many yaoi couples I like in 07 Ghost HOLY CRAP..THE HO YAY IN THAT COULD KILL A PUPPY XD (Not that I'm complaining XD)

Harry Potter:

Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Cedric/Harry, Harry/Snape, Remus/Snape, Remus/Sirius/Remus, James/Sirius, Snape/Lilly, James/Lilly, James/Snape, Sirius/Snape, Harry/Ron, Albus/Grindelwald, Albus/Snape, Harry/Malfory, Ron/Luna, and Harry/Luna.

Avatar the last airbender:

Aang/Katara, Sokka/Toph, Zuko/Mai, Jet/Zuko, Sokka/Zuko/Sokka, Aang/Zuko/Aang, Jet/Katara, Zuko/Jin, Zuko/Ty lee, Mai/Ty lee, Jet/Sokka, Toph/Katara, and One sided! Suki/Sokka.

Misc couples(Non-anime/manga):

Shego/Kim(Kim Possiable), Ron/Kim(Kim possiable), Drakken/Shego(Kim Possiable), Ron/Gill/Ron(Kim Possiable), Spock/Kirk/Spock(Star Trek), Castiel/Dean(SuperNatural), Sam/Dean(Supernatural), Movie!McCoy/Tv Show! McCoy (Star Trek), Zack/Cody/Zack(The suite Life), and Batman/Joker(Batman).

Threesomes(Favs..Because I like WAY to many XD):

Shikamaru/Ino/Choji (Naruto), Sasuke/Ino/Naruto(Naruto), Shino/Hinata/Kiba (Naruto), Sasuke/Iruka/Naruto(Naruto), Sakura/Ino/Hinata(Naruto), Noah/Mokuba/Seto(Yu-gi-oh), L/Light/Matsuda(Death Note), Mello/Near/Matt(Death Note), Matsuda/Misa/Sayu(Death Note), Kanku/Temari/Gaara(Naruto), Ed/Roy/Al (FMA), Ed/Winry/Al(FMA), Hawkeye/Roy/Havoc(FMA), America/Canada/England(Hetalia), Ichigo/Renji/Ishida(Bleach), Ichigo/Rukia/Orihime(Bleach), Kyou/Yuki/Tohru(Fruits Basket), Inuyasha/Kikyo/Kagome(Inuyasha), Inuyasha/Sesshomaru/Miroku (Inuyasha), Havoc/Roy/Ed (FMA), Oz/Raven/Alice (pandora hearts), Kirk/Spock/Mccoy (Star Trek), and Manga! Roy/Anime Roy/ New!Anime Roy (FMA)

Foursomes:

Sasuke/Naruto/Ino/Shikamaru(Naruto), America/France/Canada/England(Hetalia), Havoc/Ed/Hughes all fighting over Roy (FMA)

Ships I HATE WITH A BURNING PASSION:

Sasuke/Sakura(Naruto), Naruto/Hinata(Naruto), Sasuke/Any girl besides Ino(Naruto), Neji/Tenten(Naruto), Shikamaru/Temari(Naruto), Itachi/Sakura(Naruto), Oro/Sasu(Naruto), Jiraya/Naruto(Naruto), Seto/Yami/Seto(yu-gi-oh), Seto/Yugi(Yugioh), Joey/Mai(Yugioh), Seto/Any guy besides Joey and sometimes Mokuba (Yugioh), Yami/Tea(Yugioh), Yugi/Tea(yugioh), Tristen/Joey (Yugioh), Duke/Serenity(Yugioh), Duke/Joey(yugioh), Light/Misa(Death Note), L/Misa(Death Note), Light/Any girl(Death Note), L/Any girl(Death Note), Ed/Rose(FMA), Hughes/Ed(FMA), Hughes/Havoc(FMA), Havoc/Ed(FMA), Russia/America(Hetalia), Japan/America/Japan, America/Anybody besides Canada and England, England/France/England( Hetalia), Ciel/Lizzie(Kuroshitsuji), Watanuki/Girls(xxxHolic), Doumeki/Girls(xxxholic), Inuyasha/Kikyo(Inuyasha), Sesshomaru/Kagome(Inuyasha), Sesshomaru/Kikyo(Inuyasha), Kohaku/Rin(Inuyasha), Sesshomaru/Kagura(Inuyasha), Haru/Rin(Fruits Basket), Haru/Girls (Fruits Basket), Yuki/Machi(Fruits Basket), Itachi/Naruto(Naruto), Sai/Naruto(Naruto), Zuko/Katara(Avatar), Aang/Toph(Avatar), Sokka/Suki(Avatar), Athrun/any girl but Meyrin (Gundum Seed/Destiny), Castiel/Sam(SuperNatural), Bobby/ANybody because he to awesome for anyone(Supernatural), Harry/Hermione(Harry Potter), Ron/Ginny(Harry Potter), Snape/Hermione(Harry Potter), Malfroy/Hermione(Harry Potter), Kirk/Girls(Star trek), Spock/Girls(Star trek), McCoy/Kirk(Star trek), Mccoy/Spock(Star trek) and Envy/Ed(FMA).

Crossover otps:

Roy Mustang/Ino (FMA/Naruto), Zuko/Roy(Avatar/FMA), Zuko/Ino(Avatar/Naruto), RoyZukoIno(FMA/Avatar/Naruto), Haruhi/Haruhi(TMOHS/Ouran high school host club), Seto/Roy/Seto (Yugioh/FMA), Sakura/Sakura (CCS/TRC), Sebastian/Roy(Kuroshitsuji/FMA), Haruhi/Konata(TMOHS/Lucky Star), and Ishida/Sakura(Bleach/Naruto)

And THAT'S ALL!! ~ :D

Check out my Youtube account(Under the same name), Jazzhottie on DeviantART and Darkgreenprietess on LiveJournal!! :D See you till next time!!

DGP signing out!! ~

You know when you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
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9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.
My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Sasunaru is my Anti-Drug

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

If you or your best friend(s) is insane copy this into your profile

Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?

Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!

copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

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