Hello, I'm Edna Pests. Well, not really. That's actually an anagram of my real name. If my parents actually named me 'Edna' and didn't change their last name with a name like 'Pests' I'd have to...do...something. That's violent and funny. My hobbies include writing, obviously, reading, watching Doctor Who, and acting when I can. Hope you enjoy my nerdy stories.

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1. Kill Bernard » reviews

Someone is out to assassinate the Head Elf. Good thing they have the oh-so-useful Time Lady Sarah to help them out. A Doctor Who/Santa Clause/Star Trek crossover. Think that's nerdy? How nice. Go away.

Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,936 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 7-6-08

2. The Hunter's Brother » reviews

Artemis finally makes a friend at school. But then they find themselves caught in the middle of a robbery, that for once wasn't Arty's fault.

Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,198 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-22-08 - Published: 5-30-08

3. Rose and the Replacement Doctor » reviews

My own little collection of post-Journey's End short stories. Warning, spoilers for season four in here. Tis about Rose and her life with the Doctor that grew from the hand. Only have three stories so far.

Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-7-08 - Published: 8-1-08

4. Sarah Bits » reviews

A collection of scattered scenes from Sarah the Time Lady's life.

StarTrek: The Original Series - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 6-13-08

5. Summer at the North Pole »

A combination of Doctor Who, Star Trek, and the Santa Clause movies. Yes, I know it's nerdy. About Sarah, the last Time Lady. She get a call from Elfsburg, saying that they have a plant infestation she needs to help with.

Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-15-08 - Published: 5-12-08

6. The Crevastren

A short, one-shot story about Harry Potter meeting two aliens in Hogsmeade. Heck, I was bored, so I came up with this. The Sarah is Sarah the Time Lady, yes.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-6-08 - Published: 6-6-08

7. Danni Lewis: The Runner » reviews

When I read stories, I usually add a character to it that I can live through. These stories are about Danni Lewis, the character I live through in the Dark Is Rising Sequence.

Dark is Rising Sequence - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-28-08 - Published: 5-8-08

8. A Journal Through Time and Space »

A story about Areesa Dixon, a previously unheard of companion for the fourth Doctor.

Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 4-29-08

9. Christmas Eve

A triple fanfiction, using Doctor Who, Star Trek, and *coughs* Santa Clause. Think that's nerdy? Well, so do I. This is a short story where my main character, Sarah, and another first meet.By the way, the Santa you see in this fic is not Scott Calvin.

Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-27-08