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since: 03-17-06, id: 1010150, Profile Updated: 10-17-08
country: United States
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Author has written 32 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

People in Hell just want a drink of water.


Neurotic, easily amused, bad with people. Pop culture addict. Further evidence of this — including more writing — can be found at ronsard @ livejournal dot com.

If it's not completely ridiculous, I don't care.


Warning: This Section Is Strictly For The Benefit Of My Ego

If I were awesome, I would draw scenes from my stories. But I'm not, so other people who are awesome do it for me instead. Sometimes they even let me flail crazily about it. Like right now. Go marvel at these beautiful things and tell the artists they're amazing. P/S: Digging the Axel-ian fashion, you guys.

My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada:

- by pouikee/uncanadian (DA): Axel - Axel, Roxas & Rosalina (BB, YOU'RE MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON FOR THAT LAST ONE)

- by Lithianne (DA): Axel

- by M4CI3 (DA): Axel

- by arcthelove (DA): "Anna" - Doubletake

- by miarr (LJ) aka my Don: Vector "Anna" - Pencil "Anna"

- by Sanctimonious Girl: "You're No Natalie Portman" (ROSALINA ART ASHDKF)

- by tattarattat/amphiboly : Royal Cousin Face (basically H owns my soul)

The Keeper:

- by pouikee/uncanadian (DA): Tell me where is my place...

Emotional Intelligence in People Other Than Your Boyfriend

- by tattarattat (LJ): The Debauched Mafioso :O

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1. My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada » reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. [AxelRoxas and others, WIP]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,747 - Reviews: 1152 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 7-1-07 - Roxas & Axel
2. Plus One reviews
Behind the wheel and wide awake. 8059. Yamamoto/Gokudera.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-22-09 - H. Gokudera & T. Yamamoto - Complete
3. All That You Can't Leave Behind reviews
Looking in on the good life I might be doomed never to find. Riku/Sora. Post-KH2. Another look at possible consequences of the events portrayed in the games.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-23-08 - Riku & Sora - Complete
4. Emotional Intelligence reviews
Emotional Intelligence in People Other Than Your Boyfriend. 8059. Yamamoto/Gokudera. The kids are still alright.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-5-08 - H. Gokudera & T. Yamamoto - Complete
5. The Keeper reviews
A lever and a place to stand. 8059. Yamamoto/Gokudera.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-17-08 - H. Gokudera & T. Yamamoto - Complete
6. Let Nothing You Dismay reviews
NaruNejiNaru. Yaoi. I'm just a station on your way, I know I'm not your lover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,158 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 1-8-08 - Neji H. & Naruto U. - Complete
7. heart without a girl reviews
Curiouser and curiouser. Alice/Naminé. Yuri/femslash.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-12-07 - Naminé - Complete
8. The Five Steps reviews
[A portrait of grief] Five perspectives converging on canvas, and five people not directly involved in the drama. Drabbles.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-2-07 - Axel & Roxas - Complete
9. alleycats reviews
I remember you well, at the Chelsea Hotel. For the LJ kink meme. [AxelLarxene, mentioned MarluxiaLarxene]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-30-07 - Axel & Larxene - Complete
10. Red Velvet or Nothing reviews
When Pence met Roxas, he gave him a cupcake. [RoxasPence]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 9-25-07 - Pence & Roxas - Complete
11. Hot Blooded reviews
Xigbar's feral, Luxord's inscrutable, Axel's a ratbastard, and Demyx — he's just trying to stay alive. One panic attack at a time. [light XigbarDemyx, heavy shenanigans]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-28-07 - Demyx & Xigbar - Complete
12. Scenes from a Garden reviews
Silence is the blood whose flesh is singing. [MarluxiaNaminé, just like the doctor ordered]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-23-07 - Marluxia & Naminé - Complete
13. Si Tu Disais reviews
You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed. [AxelRoxas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 8-11-07 - Roxas & Axel - Complete
14. Deceitful Above All Things reviews
Like a game of Snakes and Ladders, life can change with a roll of the dice. An AxelRoxas novella. [30 Amnesias]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 138 - Published: 6-20-07 - Axel & Roxas - Complete
15. Vanilla, Oleander, Devotion reviews
Sometimes it's just a matter of one day after another. [InoSakura, yuri]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-16-07 - Ino Y. & Sakura H. - Complete
16. No Bed of Roses reviews
[Together they will wait out their happy ending] Naruto picks up the pieces. NarutoSai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-12-07 - Naruto U. & Sai - Complete
17. The Fire Sermon » reviews
A seagreen tale in three parts. Prompted by Letta. [DeidaraNaruto and others]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,398 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-4-07 - Published: 2-27-07 - Naruto U. & Deidara - Complete
18. Amateur Psychology reviews
Mycenaean feminist theory. Nihilism. Selective blindness as an art form. Hyuugacest, Hanabi centric
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 3-2-07 - Hanabi H. & Hinata H. - Complete
19. Green Apple Elixir and Sugared Vanilla reviews
In which everyone in Konoha has relationship problems, and Naruto and Ino may just turn out to be the most well adjusted of them all. [NarutoIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 64 - Published: 2-28-07 - Naruto U. & Ino Y. - Complete
20. Above Reproach reviews
A treatise in the nature of coincidence, or a heartbreaking work of staggering pretentiousness. Giftfic for tsubakihana. [ItachiHinata]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,513 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-23-07 - Hinata H. & Itachi U. - Complete
21. Lucky Bachelorette Number Two reviews
“Maybe he’s angry that you made him the other woman,” Sakura whispered frantically. [NarutoSasuke]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 116 - Published: 2-19-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
22. Blackbird Fly reviews
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see. [IbikiAnko]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-17-07 - Ibiki M. & Anko M. - Complete
23. Swallowed a Fly reviews
Jiraiya and Naruto, though love, loss, and growth, somehow completely fail to extricate themselves from each other's life. [An unconventional courtship in 20 glances, JiraiyaNaruto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 2-17-07 - Jiraiya & Naruto U. - Complete
24. I Love The Sound of You Walking Away reviews
Look out, Konoha. Yamanaka Ino is on the rebound. [Ino centric, het and yuri]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 2-16-07 - Ino Y. & Naruto U. - Complete
25. Ashes, Ashes reviews
Naruto finds a scroll and has a brilliant idea. [NarutoSasuke]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 2-16-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
26. sexy ugly reviews
Sakura needs to branch out. Anko has it going on. [AnkoSakura yuri]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-15-07 - Sakura H. & Anko M. - Complete
27. 37 reviews
The small stairwell leading up to their hovel of a bedroom has thirty seven steps. The KisaIta AU I Am Totally Not Writing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-15-07 - Kisame H. & Itachi U. - Complete
28. The Life Pursuit reviews
[Want me to buy you another hooker?] In which adulthood is unsimple. NarutoIno, slight KibaSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,461 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-14-07 - Naruto U. & Ino Y. - Complete
29. Half a Thousand reviews
The distance between Suna and Konoha is roughly half a thousand miles. Of course, for someone like Shikamaru, distance is relative. [ShikamaruTemari, manga spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-14-07 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete
30. Roses reviews
On the fragility of contentment. [NarutoSasuke]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-14-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
31. Who Died and Made You Lolita? reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Genfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,326 - Reviews: 74 - Published: 2-14-07 - Shisui U. & Itachi U. - Complete
32. This Is How We Operate reviews
And the only way to deal with crazy people, she knew, was to comply with their demands and not make any sudden movement. [NarutoSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-14-07 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete
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