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Author has written 118 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Inuyasha, Naruto, Death Note, Yakitate! Japan, Bleach, Harry Potter, Wicked, D.Gray-Man, Black Cat, Simpsons, and Dexter's Laboratory. "No thank you, madam, fish make love in it." ~Marcus Brody, when offered water by a woman in...I think Libya or Egypt. Somewhere in North Africa; in the second Indiana Jones movie. :D To paraphrase from Biscuit's profile, if you write me a birthday fic (fifteenth of October~) I will love even after death parts us. I mean, seriously. Millennia after I've decomposed into horseshit my love for you will singe the skies with a passion the color of your eyes. (Fuck you! Passion can be brown or blue or hazel-green!) And even as the whole universe unravels, my love will build a new one in which we will dwell. With my birthday fic. Fr srs! (...No, that's actually eighty five percent bullshit, but I ~will~ appreciate the hell outta the gesture. :D) Q-q-q-q-quotes! Eli: Pain, pleasure? Its all the same to me. Make it so I can't breathe. Make my eyes roll back in my head. For real, dude. Just fuck my brains out. ~from Y!Gal. I can't for the life of me remember what storyline it was from, or who wrote it. I've been trawling for her, but she's elusive. )shrugs( "Please, Shizuka-sempai! For Hanazawa Rui's sake...stay in Japan!" ~Makino, from the nineties shoujo manga Hana Yori Dango. Probably you won't understand the weight of the quote unless you know the situation, but...I like it. A lot. It speaks volumes on her feelings for Rui, even though I ship her with Dom-dom. :3 "Love is the sweetest strain of music Love is a wondrous work of art But your love? Oh, your love, your love... Is like a giant pigeon... Crapping on my heart~" American sitcom "Friends" character Phoebe Buffay's first ever song on the series, to be found in the second episode. T.R.I.P: "Let me tan red in peace." ~Remus Lupin from PaintedBlack's frighteningly funny fanfic "Lazy Summer Days" (to be found in my favorites). It perfectly embodies all that is summer fun. Muuh~ Melena: Higher stations? Please. My family rose from humble beginnings for nine generations to produce me here, upto my ankles in mud. I don't believe in higher stations. ~Wicked: the Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, by Gregory Maguire. I love alternating bold with regular font. Dut dut duuuu, el fin~ | |||||||||||
1. Our Father in Nirvana And Thy Son on Earth » reviewsAfter foolishly wondering aloud why Konoha insists on making such a big deal about his Dad, Naruto finds himself in Nirvana thanks to the Hokage's botched jutsu. Worse, Minato's now on Earth! Family reunions, ruined reputations, and a few missions follow.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,523 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 5-28-09 - Published: 9-1-08 - Naruto U. & Minato N.2. Jinchuuriki Gathering » reviewsNaruto can’t recall what he was thinking when he started this nonsense. Knowing him, it was probably something about how ramen tasted better when eaten in large groups. Based off of manga chapter 420’s cover page.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,749 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 10-10-08 - Naruto U.3. The Jasper Gates of Kiamo Ko reviewsShe was "the other woman" to both of them. The irony might've killed a grown man, but the Witch stood strong. Elphaba/Sarima.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-23-09 - Elphaba T. - Complete4. Arachnophobia reviewsSai knew he was being a jerk, but at least he had Naruto naked. Smut. You know you want it, you sexy little pervert.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-13-09 - Sai & Naruto U. - Complete5. The Pull reviewsThere are some things you just can’t resist. The apple has always wanted to kiss the earth, and gravity wouldn’t take no for an answer.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-5-09 - Ryuk - Complete6. To the Blue Sky reviewsYou're just grasping what grief is. You've yet to find out what pain feels like. Tsunade centric, oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-4-09 - Tsunade S. - Complete7. Chartreuse reviewsSuigetsu, apparently, was a genius. Who knew?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-27-09 - Juugo - Complete8. Pandemonium reviewsShikaTema scenefic. Which is just a quirky way of saying a scene I was thinking of fitting into a multichaptered dealie that didn't work out. Why do all the loud ones find Shikamaru?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-27-09 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete9. Olive reviewsHow bad can a first date get? Cross/Road.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-26-09 - Road & Cross - Complete10. It Started with a Kiss reviewsAnd it only went downhill from there. SaiNaru! Sketchfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-24-09 - Sai & Naruto U. - Complete11. Erogakure » reviewsIts exactly what it sounds like. /M for later chapters/ FINISHED AFTER BEING ABANDONED. Unsatisfactory ending.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 2-16-09 - Complete12. Mignon reviewsChallenge!Fic. I blame Soar. "You have to write a story for Simpsons and Dexter's Lab, and the plot device should be tentacle sex." Crack, and quite a bit of weirdness.Crossover - Simpsons & Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-19-09 - Complete13. Muah reviewsThere is a certain type of kiss you just cannot resist. ByaRen.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-18-09 - Byakuya K. & Renji A. - Complete14. Peppermint Twist reviewsKanda believes its environmentally unsound for two people to shower separately and waste water when they can shower together. Lavi is in it because he won't give up on his dream of shower sex.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-09 - Kanda & Lavi - Complete15. Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow reviews/Sequel to Splish Splash/ Oneshot, Kanda/Lavi, yaoi. ...That's all there is to it, honestly. :DD.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-11-09 - Kanda & Lavi - Complete16. Splish Splash reviewsYuu was taking a bath, alone on a Saturday night. A rub-dub, just relaxin' in his tub, thinkin' everything was alright. Well he stepped out the tub, put his feet on the floor, he wrapped a towel round and opened the door--and jumped back.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-9-09 - Kanda & Lavi - Complete17. Fighting Dreamers reviewsAll it takes is a song on repeat. An evil organization of super models in disguise. A girl determined to write crack, and a large bottle lemonade. Et voila, ceci.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-30-09 - Akatsuki - Complete18. The Storm Rider reviewsSuiSasu. Love is in the air, and in the water. AU, oneshot. Supernatural!Sui.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-30-09 - Suigetsu H. & Sasuke U. - Complete19. Star and A Stray Dog reviewsRenji/Rukia. A fairy tale told by Orihime.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-25-09 - Renji A. & Rukia K. - Complete20. Splash reviewsSuiSasu. Reunion fic. Suigetsu thinks there's more to Naruto and Sasuke than there really is.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-22-09 - Suigetsu H. & Sasuke U. - Complete21. Bure Bure reviewsHe smiled sadly. "I'm twisted." She smiled lovingly. "Let's be twisted together." Creed/Echidna. Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei at one in the morning is bad for the soul, yo.Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-12-09 - Complete22. Corazon reviewsI just can't figure him out. So I just hope its okay to be head over heels in love with someone and still think they're batshit insane. Creed/Echidna.Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-31-09 - Complete23. Pedosmiley reviewsI know something you don't know. And oh boy oh boy, do you want to know. Crack!Fic.Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-09 - Complete24. Mozarella reviewsDeidara/OC. Pizza, mansmex, and Tobi. Can you be more tempted? Pein is a Korean prince, I'unno why. I'm definitely high on something, I'll get you a bag later. Credit to Felix for some dialogue!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-16-09 - Deidara - Complete25. Pink and Grey reviewsWhen the Boy Who Lived finds the Boy Who Could've Lived in a moment of intimacy, he can't quite help himself. Harry/Neville smut, gift fic for I'm Just Drawn That Way.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-9-09 - Harry P. & Neville L. - Complete26. Apples and Apricots reviewsGift fic for Medicinal Biscuit! SuiSasu: Why wouldn't he just give in, already? What was this age of consent nonsense?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-9-09 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H. - Complete27. Indigo reviewsGift fic for HeWhoWalksTheEarth! ShikaTema, sorta. Goddamit, what happened to my summarizing skills?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-9-09 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete28. Cotton Candy and Candy Canes reviewsleeSaku, gift fic for Felix the Eeveetrainer. Cannot, for the life of me, think of a summary.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-9-09 - Lee R. & Sakura H. - Complete29. Buttons reviewsLavi so enjoys ripping through the brunet's shirts. Kanda still has plans to fix them, hence the house-wide search for buttons. Hard yaoi, if you don't enjoy it, you wouldn't have that perverted gleam in your eye right now.D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-26-08 - Kanda & Lavi - Complete30. Fox and Toad reviewsThe boy said, "Come hither, sensei." The sage said, "Has it occurred to you that in your desperate attempts to seduce me, you might kill me with a cardiac arrest?" JiraNaru, Part Two of Two.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-13-08 - Jiraiya & Naruto U. - Complete31. The Great and Terrible reviewsIt struck him that he was in fact a pedophile after all, albeit a monogamous one. Nor/Wizard BookVerseWicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-12-08 - Wizard - Complete32. Toad and Fox reviewsThe boy said, "Why are you so perverted!" The sennin said, "All the better to corrupt you with, my dear." JiraNaru Part One of Two.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-9-08 - Jiraiya & Naruto U. - Complete33. What We Don't Speak of In the Public Halls reviewsIn fact is for sale in the cheaper stalls. Avaric/Ama Clutch/Boq. smut So be afraid, for you have been warned. I call it CasualEncounterShipping!Wicked - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-29-08 - Ama C. - Complete34. The Panda Whisperer reviewsImagine that Kira triumphed over Near in the war for the world. Imagine he’s planning a grand re-entry into society as God. Now imagine a rumor reaches his ears…a rumor of a man who calls himself Ryuuzaki, who looks remarkably like the animals he soothes,Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-28-08 - Light Y. - Complete35. Somnolence reviewsSometimes, I hate you. Wait, that gives the wrong impression. Sometimes, I /don't/ hate you. ItaKisa, based on Felix the Eeveetrainer's prompt.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-08 - Kisame H. & Itachi U. - Complete36. If the Shoe Doesn't Fit reviewsWhat if the shoe didn't fit Cinderella? A desperate Prince Sasuke turns to his best friend for help. After all, Suigetsu's a great head in a crisis--except he wants Sasuke too, and he won't let some pink haired bimbo snap him up. SuiSasu SakuKarinNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-22-08 - Sakura H. & Karin - Complete37. DraMione reviewsPossibly the only one I'll ever write. Birthday fic for Athena! Crackish fluff.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-15-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete38. Silence of the Mojitos » reviewsSecrets. More than Sasuke can handle. Secrets. More than Suigetsu should know. Secrets. More than the world should have. Secrets. More trouble than anything should be.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-12-08 - Published: 10-8-08 - Suigetsu H. & Sasuke U. - Complete39. Banana Bonds reviewsTuesday night. Two friends. A dorm balconey. A pain in the ass Chemistry lesson. Ohhhh, somethings' going down here tonight. Come take a look.Wicked - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-08 - Avaric & Boq - Complete40. Ineffable reviewsBut god damn it, you said I could have a pony! Lavi/Kanda, fluff/crack.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-11-08 - Lavi & Kanda - Complete41. Birthday Bonanza reviewsMatsuda's video of BB's birthday!Death Note - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-25-08 - Complete42. Popcorn and Butter reviewsMisa doesn't care how gay boyfriend-chan is, he will have sex with her and he will LIKE it!Smutlicious RaiMisa.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-25-08 - Light Y. & Misa A. - Complete43. Scarlet reviewsThe ultimate seduction, or something like it.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-15-08 - Karin & Sakura H. - Complete44. Artistic Youthfulness reviewsCrack pairing, SaiLee. Why, oh WHY did Tsunade ever send them on a mission together? Neji’s seen horrors to shake most people his age, but it’s their youthfulness that really scares him.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-12-08 - Neji H. - Complete45. Quiet Deception reviewsNaruto loves Sakura, yes, and she is his wife, yes, but what happens behind the Uzumaki’s back when he leaves—so frequently—for missions? NaruSaku, SakuKarin.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-10-08 - Sakura H. - Complete46. Discombobulated reviewsYour subtleties, they strangle me, and I can’t explain myself at all. And every night, every time, back into your embrace I crawl. ByaRen, AU.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-9-08 - Renji A. & Byakuya K. - Complete47. Saffron Cream reviewsWhat if Boq had gone along with Avaric that night? What if they’d ditched the Briscoe Hall boys for a romp along Suicide Canal? And what if a Kumbric witch had happened along, vending airy mounds of a sweet dessert enhancer…?Wicked - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-08 - Avaric & Boq - Complete48. Lead Me Not Into Temptation reviewsI can find the way myself. SasuPak, crack? I think so. 8DNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-8-08 - Sasuke U. & Pakkun - Complete49. Soliloquy » reviewsGullible citizens beware! Ao Hoshi, con artist extraordinaire could sell hell to the Devil, and he's taken an apprentice! NOW WITH PLOT!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,337 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 9-13-0850. Not Obito! reviewsCrack! KakaTobi. The Copy Nin meets the Good Boy, and thinks he’s a long lost friend. When the mistake is cleared up, Tobi is only too glad to accept Kakashi’s apology.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-6-08 - Tobi & Kakashi H. - Complete51. Rock Bottom reviewsSangKag. They move together, breathe together, love together, live for each other. Heaven forbid their men find out.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-2-08 - Sango & Kagome - Complete52. His First Time reviewsWas losing your innocence supposed to hurt this much? Was the other hurting as well? Naruto will never forget this, but it’s not who—or what—you think it is.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-29-08 - Naruto U. - Complete53. Eenie Meeny Miny Moe reviewsDeidara, Temari, Naruto. Blonds in that order of age, and all are in love with a certain cherry blossom. But who is it that Sakura wants? Read to find out.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-26-08 - Sakura H. & Ebisu - Complete54. The Great Hogwarts Escape reviewsOC centric one-shot! Hoshi DOES NOT want to be here. With a little help from Luna, Fred, George, and…Snape? With a little help, he can break away from the school…can’t he?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-26-08 - OC & Luna L. - Complete55. Touching reviewsMello was so good at it. Matt only wanted more. Pointless fluff!Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-25-08 - Mello & Matt - Complete56. Tomfoolery reviewsThe rookie nin and Team Gai get what's been coming to them. Total crack fic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-22-08 - Complete57. Immortal Pain reviewsIt will never stop. Raito knows this. The pain will never stop. It may pause, but it will never go away.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-22-08 - Light Y. - Complete58. Water Shade reviewsSuiSasu. He mourns the loss of his innocence, and Suigetsu wishes he knew what to say.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-20-08 - Suigetsu H. & Sasuke U. - Complete59. Catch Him reviewsHis mind was screaming for him to reach out to his brother. Don’t let him fall, it screamed, don’t let him fall, don’t ever let him fall!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-20-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete60. Laughable reviewsKarin- “Once Suigetsu and Juugo are asleep, I’m gonna ravish Sasuke like crazy!” What would have happened if THAT particular plan had been carried out? SuiSasu.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-20-08 - Suigetsu H. & Sasuke U. - Complete61. The Eternal, the Mortal reviewsKyuubi will live forever. Naruto will not. A tailed beast is immortal. A demon vessel is not. The fox muses over his human's fate, and his thoughts on the matter. NOT KYUUNARU!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-16-08 - Kyuubi - Complete62. My Type of Guy reviewsShikamaru thinks I like guys like Naruto. Y’know, the loudmouths who fight back when I put them down, the go-getters? Hah, if only he knew.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-14-08 - Temari & Shikamaru N. - Complete63. The Art of Seduction reviewsSasuke wants Itachi in bed. Need I say more? Rated M for a very good reason, peoples.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-9-08 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete64. The Way to a Man's Heart reviewsSasuke wants Suigetsu. Maybe it wasn't so smart to ask Karin for advice...OOCness ahoy! Rated for Tenku and Hina's tongues.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-30-08 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H. - Complete65. Unrequited reviewsThey knew they were just filling in gaps left by people too big to be replaced. They knew that given half the chance the original couple would come together again. Because they would never be good enough. SasuNaru, unrequited Suisasu, Sainaru.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-30-08 - Sai & Suigetsu H. - Complete66. Unbelievable reviewsShe was just a friend…a rival for Sasuke’s affection…a really hot rival. No, no, just a rival…so why were they making out again? Karin/Sakura, yuri/ shoujo-ai.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-29-08 - Karin & Sakura H. - Complete67. Why I'm Not Allowed To » reviewsDrabbles on why each Naruto character is prohibited from doing something...OC inclusion because I love Hoshi.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete68. SunBurst reviewsSuigetsu is unnaturally quiet today. And every now an then, his face cracks into a smile like a flash of sun through a cloudy day. After a day of being annoyed by this, Sasuke confronts his teammate.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-26-08 - Suigetsu H. & Sasuke U. - Complete69. Puppy Love reviewsBestiality be damned, Sasuke's found his soul mate! SasuPak, crack.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-26-08 - Sasuke U. & Pakkun - Complete70. Oh No, Not the Sniffles! reviewsSeverus Snape has a cold. Harry Potter intends to take advantage. After all, it’s impossible to be intimidating with a cherry for a nose. Snarry, slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-26-08 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete71. I Hate Everything About You reviewsThe storm rages. Obito rages. KakaObi. Rated for language and a very small lemon.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-25-08 - Obito U. & Kakashi H. - Complete72. You're A Bitch But I Love You Anyway reviewsNaruto always loved Sakura...now she loves him back.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-25-08 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete73. You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do reviewsPansy really needs this job. She really, really does. If she has to sleep with someone to get there, so be it.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-08 - Pansy P. - Complete74. A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy reviewsPerfection, they call it. Hell, we know it. Anti SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-24-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete75. The Only Difference Between Suicide And Martyrdom reviewsA blond. A brunet. An encounter in the forest. Dear god, the horrors that await.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-24-08 - Deidara & Sai - Complete76. Swallowtails and Shooting Stars reviewsSakura feels so useless, not being able to help her team in the cooking competition! But Lee assures her that his youthful cherry blossom is anything but, and then there’s Sai who wants Naruto to sleep with him. But that’s a different story, isn’t it?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-08 - Lee R. & Sakura H. - Complete77. YO MOMMA reviewsSakura has had ENOUGH of her teammates' constant bickering so she takes it upon herself to resolve the tension between them. Her method of choice? A yo momma joke face off!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-21-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete78. Night Breeze » reviewsAU THIS IS NOT A HAPPY STORY. Sasuke is brought to the hospital, hurt and bleeding. He did this to himself. Sakura saves his life, but can Naruto save his soul? NaruSasu.Naruto - Rated: M - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 8-13-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete79. The Ultimate Filler » reviewsFor nearly two years, Sasuke, Orochimaru, and Kabuto lived together. Who cooked and cleaned for them? Inoue Hiroku. Who looked after them and gave them massages? Inoue Hiroku. What became of this woman? Well, isn’t that a tale to tell…Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,447 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 8-7-08 - Sasuke U. & Orochimaru - Complete80. Filial Duty reviewsWhat do you do when a family fic one-shot plot bunny attacks you in your sleep? You crawl out of your warm bed to post it, or risk a sleepless night. Sasuke learns early on that each of his family members has a job to do. FLUFF.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-16-08 - Sasuke U. - Complete81. Ten Good Ways to Annoy the Bejeezus Outta Voldie reviewsWell, I just have to say that this was inspired by the videos on Youtube, so i'll just disclaim them real quick: the ten ways aren't mine. The video isn't mine. Hoshi is mine though, touch him and die!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-11-08 - Voldemort - Complete82. A Name as Cool as Akatsuki » reviewsA chapter for each team of the most loved evil organization! Plus an Orochimaru one-shot. Warnings: smut. But there's a non-smut section too...just like a restaurant, except there its smoking and non-smoking...I'll stop now.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-9-08 - Published: 7-29-08 - Pein - Complete83. A Sonnet reviewsLee finds that the best way to woo his green eyed goddess is the old fashioned way.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-8-08 - Lee R. & Sakura H. - Complete84. Earthworms are Cute, Spiders are Not reviewsRukiHime, shoujo-ai. Orihime gets a pet. The pet dies. Rukia gets her a replacement. So its all good, right? WRONG! Because life just isn't that kind. Rated for a kiss that's supposed to be...hot-ish.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-8-08 - Rukia K. & Inoue O. - Complete85. Friends are For Life reviewsWhen Naruto starts going out with Hinata, Sasuke is left feeling –gasp- snubbed and jealous! What is his plan to win back his best friend? Find out!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-7-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete86. Instant Noodles reviewsWhat happens when you give a culinarily challenged baker cooking lessons? Well, whatever it is, its not good...and its going to give Kawachi a headache.Yakitate! Japan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-6-08 - Complete87. DDR, Raitokun! reviewsRyuuzakiRaitoMisa. An addictive game. A hesitant genius. Two persuasive lovers.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-4-08 - L & Misa A. - Complete88. An Artist's Challenge reviewsSai is looking for something to draw. He finds Naruto. SaiNaru, fluff.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-31-08 - Sai & Naruto U. - Complete89. Cliffhanger reviewsGod, another awful title. -ahem- right, the summary. Naruto hangs onto life by a thread. A vine, actually. Can Sasuke save him? If when he does, will he realize that maybe they're more than just friends? SasuNaru.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-30-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete90. Coffee Beans » reviewsOh no, you’re thinking, not ANOTHER Naruto high school story…and what can I promise that’s different? Not a whole lot, except some badly named beverages. KibaNaru.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-27-08 - Naruto U. & Kiba I. - Complete91. Once Upon a Dream reviewsHinata dreams of man. She's got to stop it, how embarrassing! But he comes back the next night, to do much bolder, sexier things. When she wakes up, he's with her. Is this a dream as well? NaruHina.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-28-08 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete92. Another Difference of Opinion reviewsOroji. "Another difference of opinion, i suppose," Orochimaru laughed. What were the others? Jiraiya remembers. How could he ever forget? ONESHOT.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-28-08 - Orochimaru & Jiraiya - Complete93. Life with Naruto » reviewsSasuke- "I live with the village idiot. Its an unfortunate coincidence that he happens to be my best friend, a brilliant ninja, and the greatest guy who ever lived."Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 6-28-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete94. Two Semes Are Better than One reviewsSasuNaruSai, shounen-ai, threesome! They both want the blond, so they serenade him. But Naruto wants his cake and wants to eat it too...because what good is cake if you can't eat it?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-25-08 - Sai & Sasuke U. - Complete95. The Last Week » reviewsSEQUEL to 'One Week'. The week preceding Shisui's death. Heh, I sound so official...oh crap I just ruined it. T.TNaruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,035 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 7-14-08 - Itachi U. & Shisui U. - Complete96. KakaNaru » reviewsThree separate oneshots on the pairing when I was going through my KakaNaru phase…it didn’t last long, but I spewed these monstrosities out. And now I’m releasing them onto you! –evil laugh-Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-19-08 - Published: 7-18-08 - Kakashi H. & Naruto U. - Complete97. Why Does Hinata Always Faint when She Sees Naruto? reviewsNaruto has a question, but no one seems to want to answer. Tcha. How bugging...he decides to ask the source, but too bad he's got crap timing. NaruHina ONESHOTNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-17-08 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete98. Becoming the Legendary reviewsShe was dead...Tsunade was dead...Jiraiya thought he might as well give up too, but Orochimaru just wouldn't let him die, would he? Then..."KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU: SLUG!" Rated for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-15-08 - Jiraiya & Tsunade S. - Complete99. Emo Farm » reviewsDear Loser. I've gone to live with Orochimaru on Emo Farm. Goodbye forever, Sasuke."Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 6-21-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete100. One Week » reviewsSunday morning, Itachi wakes up, pretty much friendless unless you count Sasuke, his little brother Itachi didn't . The next Sunday, Itachi wakes up with Shisui, his best friend.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,555 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 6-11-08 - Itachi U. & Shisui U. - Complete101. The Courage to Embrace Her reviewsLeeSaku. Sasuke lies on the threshold of death, and team seven is already mourning. Sakura is the only one who cries alone. But when he wakes up, he wants to say something...to Lee?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-27-08 - Lee R. & Sakura H. - Complete102. Of Slaves and Masters » reviewsWhat happens when Inuyasha and his brother Sesshoumaru receive a slave girl each for Yuletide? Well, one thing’s for sure. Taxes! LOL! InuKag, SessRin, MirSang.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,032 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 5-31-07 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete103. Touchstone Tribule reviewsThis is a tribute to the story Touchstone. KakaIru, oneshot, shounen-ai. You don't really have to read the story to understand, but i would definitely recommend it, you can find it in my faves!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-24-08 - Kakashi H. & Iruka U. - Complete104. His Knight in Kinky, Shiny Armor reviewsTemari is tailing a renegade shinobi. Why? Stupid Shikamaru got himself captured. Fluff stuff Rated for LanguageNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-10-08 - Temari & Shikamaru N. - Complete105. Why I Love Him reviewsPeople ask me why I’m with him. He’s not the most handsome guy around, nor the strongest…but he’s still the best.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-4-08 - Sakura H. & Lee R. - Complete106. Eternal Rivals My Ass reviewsSet after Gai loses the rock-paper-scissors game and gives Lee a peptalk Kakashi knows a spectacular way to cool down. Wanna try?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-2-08 - Kakashi H. & Gai M. - Complete107. LMAO reviewsSasuke has returned to Konoha to finish the battle left unconcluded with Naruto! But...what in the name of sweetly mooing cows is he WEARING?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-29-08 - Sasuke U. - Complete108. First Date reviewsWhen Ino loses a bet on purpose to take Chouji out, she forgets he’s a package deal. Stupid Shikamaru… Ino/ChoujiNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-29-08 - Ino Y. & Chouji A. - Complete109. Rumor has It reviewsDon't think its the fic version of the movie now...Kakashi spreads some rumors about Anko and Iruka. But are they really just rumors?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-25-08 - Anko M. & Iruka U. - Complete110. Iruka's Bad Boy reviewsKakashi wants Iruka to say something. But when the chuunin proves to be a tough nut to crack, the jounin must resort to drastic measures. WOW TACKY SUMMARY Yaoii warnings.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-25-08 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete111. The First Kiss reviewsShika/Tem Temari kissed him, unexpectedly, and pulled away, unexpectedly. A stunned voice... "What are you doing to my sister!"Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-23-08 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete112. For the Love of Lee reviewsGaara takes Lee out for a drink. Pity Lee could never keep his sake down.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-08 - Gaara & Lee R. - Complete113. The Way Things Worked Out reviewsTwo bands, a book, and a girl conspire to bring Naruto and Sasuke together. Yaoii warnings...Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-22-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete114. Brotherly Love reviewsMy brother loves me still. Itasasu, sasunaru. Sasuke tells the Uchiha brothers' story.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-22-08 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete115. Kikyo's Promises reviewsFemmeslash, not graphic, just strongly implied Kik/Kag. Kikyo’s final journey, and she’s accompanied by someone special.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-28-08 - Kikyou & Kagome - Complete116. Love Weakens reviewsOneshot on Kagura's love for her master. naraku/kagura, rated for safety. a little angst and no real ending to speak of...try it if you're in the mood!Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-27-08 - Naraku & Kagura - Complete117. The Craziest of Inuyasha! reviewsSango and Inuyasha? Miroku and Koga? Kagome in the shower? OK, so that's not so weird...Kagome in the shower in the basement? What the hell is going on HERE?Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-9-07 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete118. A Half Forgotten Lullaby reviewsJack, the guardian angel of Norrington, sings a drunken Commodore to sleep. Sparrington.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-25-07 - Complete
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