Name: Jessica Renea

Most Important To Me: God and Jesus

Age: 16

Birthday: 01.17.93

Lives: Alabama

Hobbies: Softball, volleyball, writing, reading, listening to music, and texting.

Actors: Rob Pattinson, Milo Ventimiglia, George Clooney, Josh Hartnett, Zac Efron, Corbin Bleu, Jake Epstein, Ben Affleck, Taylor Lautner, Cam Gigadent, Matthew McConaughey, Patrick Swayze, Heath Ledger (R.I.P.), and many more I'll put up as I think of them.

Actresses: Hayden Panitierre, Kristen Stewart, Kate Hudson, Selena Gomez, Dakota Fanning, Julia Roberts, Alexis Bledel, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Anniston, Courtney Cox, Reese Witherspoon, Cameron Diaz, and many more.

Bands: Jonas Brothers, Metro Station, The Mile After, Paramore, Mayday Parade, 3Oh!3, Every Avenue, The Maine, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Alexz Johnson, Seconhand Serenade, Kelly Clarkson, Relient K, Kids In The Way, Skillet, The Veronicas, Cassie Steele, The Academy Is..., We The Kings, Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, and soo many more!

Shows: Heroes, Wizards of Waverly Place, Hannah Montana, Sonny with a Chance, The Best Years, About a Girl, Gilmore Girls, and soon JONAS.

Movies: Twilight, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, What Happens in Vegas, PUSH, Interview with a Vampire, High School Musical (1, 2, & 3), RENT, Phantom of the Opera, Camp Rock, Camp, The Breakfast Club, The Pursuit of Happyness, The Notebook, Titanic, Pearl Harbor, Oceans (11, 12, & 13), Pretty Woman, 10 Things I Hate About You, Sweet Home Alabama, and a lot more.

Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The Second Summer of the Sisterhood, Girls in Pants, Forever Blue, 19 Minutes, The Compound, The Lovely Bones, Perfect, Number the Stars, Beastly, Behind the Bedroom Wall, 13 Reasons Why, Stargirl, and Love, Stargirl.

Couples: Honestly? I don't really care who is with whom, as long as everyone is happy... and there is no incest I'm good. That goes for real life and movies/shows/books.

Last Words: I used to be all about celebrity fights like Miley and Mandy vs. Demi and Selena, but I've realized that I don't care, who hates whom doesn't effect me at all. I like all celebrities and I really don't want anyone trying to change my opinion on anyone. Oh, and PLEASE don't give any Kevin hate, personally, he is my fav. brother and if anyone disses him in front of me will here me go on a long rant about how amazing he is.

Peace Out.

Today my friend told me that Limited Too is not a restaurant, it's a store, and that you can't shoot bacon out of your body! She also told me that Qua Ziggy Ziggy Zam is not a holiday. She told me that the Jonas Brothers were not alive in 1923 and that the earth isn't covered in 75 percent water and that there are cars in Oklahoma! She also told me that no one can go to the year 3000! And, Oh! You'll never believe this...she told me that there is no such place as Wisconsin Ohio and that Joe secretly isn't Superman! She also told me that Kevin wasn't controlled by an X-Box remote! Psh, is she stupid or what??

We live in a world
Where people pretend
That they are true fans
Well, this needs to be put to an end.
They fake like they know them
When in reality, they know squat
They act like they love them
Well, this acting has to stop!
They only notice their looks
Instead of what is deep inside
They never notice their music
And us real fans know it, those fake ones can't hide.
They don't know any songs
And they can't sing along, well that's not right
Whether it is Mandy, S.O.S, or Seven O Five.
They rate them for the wrong reasons
On scales of one to ten
Always picking Nick and Joe
But never Kevin.
He know he's treated differently
That much is true
Well, fake fans don't care
I sure care, do you?
They buy up all the tickets
Just so they can see their asses
Well, our boys can see through them
Those fake fans need some glasses!
They get to meet them before us,
The true fans in the stands
They just want to date them
Just like all the other bands.
Sure they might be pretty
And sure they might be smart
But their insecurity won't ever get
Their faces implanted on their hearts.

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In the Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseparable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I don't wanna be Just Friends and please don't start Pushing Me Away. Let me help in situations so you can Take On Me. Just don't Take My Heart and Put It on A Shelf. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you're a Jonas Brothers supporter!

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

The Jonas Brothers are a great band with excellent morals and beliefs. There are so many people who are constantly putting them down and all I gotta ask is... why? Because they don't sing about (or take) drugs? Because they don't drink? Because all of them are still virgins? Oh yeah... those are awesome reasons to hate someone. Just because their music is wholesome and appropriate for everyone doesn't mean they're gay or whatever. And no one has the right to call them that. Actually, more people should look up to them and emulate them.

I know what most guys are probably thinking right now... "Why would we want to be like some fags?" Well... because they're true gentlemen... the type of guy every girl wants to be with. So... take the time to call a girl beautiful instead of sexy, hold a door open for her, buy her flowers, go out of your way to show her how much you mean to her... just like the guys who means so much to me... and countless others as well.

Please repost this on your profile if you feel the same way and help me to spread the Jonas love! (And if it helps create a few gentlemen in the process, I say... Good! The world could use a few more.)

1.How long have you been a Jonas Brothers fan?
since August 7, 2005

2.Have you ever met the Jonas brothers?
no :(

3. Do you have a fav. Jonas Brother?
yep :)

4. If so who..?
Paul Kevin Jonas II

5.How did u first hear about the jonas brothers?
when they opened for Jesse McCartney in '05 and I saw them from the second row!!

6.Have you been to any concerts?
YEP!! first when they opened for JMac and then again on 8.20.08
and I am seeing them again on 8.16.09!!

7.Do you know all of the Jonas Brothers Birthday?
YEAH

8. Okay name all of the birthdays.
Kevo- Nov. 5
Joe- August 15
Nick- September 16
Franklin- September 28

9.Do all of your friends know you love the Jonas Brothers or do you hide about it?
they know and I'm proud!!

10.If the Jonas Brothers ever come to your state, will you find a way too go?
YEAH!!

11.Do you know how old the Jonas brothers are?
of course

12.How old are they?
Kevin- 21
Joe- 19
Nick- 16
Franklin- 8

13.Do you know every line to Camp rock?
sure nuff

14.What do u like about the Jonas Brothers?
EVERYTHING!

15.Do you have all 3 albums?
no but i have all of the songs from their first album burned onto a cd

16.Have you seen every episode of Living The dream?
yep

17. Are you looking forward too J.O.N.A.S comming out?
HECK YES

18. Do you ever miss anything their on, like talk show?
if i do then i go watch it on youtube

19. Do you know how many days apart you are from your fav.
yep.. I am 5 years, 2 months and 12 days apart from Kevo

20. Okay, last question... Whats your favorite thing about The jonas brothers?
didnt i just answer this? oh well once again I say EVERYTHING!!

Stuff from Just A Dream

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~Jessica Renea

you know you're a true jonas bros fan when..

- your life goals include something about planting cotton candy trees
- at random times, you ponder the 'if a tree falls, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a noise?' theory
- you definitely know wha fantastalistic is
- when you see something you like, you yell 'SHOTGUN!'
- NJ.. IS off the chain..
- jobromance?! you wish you could have one of those..
- you can name every one of their songs off the top of your head
- you have joe's 'the cd is out' dance memorized.. down to the cape
- when joe did 'the look' on bonus jonas, you squealed
- your new favorite pick up line (even though you may or may not be a diabetic) is 'slow down sugar, cuz I'm diabetic!'
- you wish at 7:05 instead of 11:11
- on joe's birthday.. you threw a birthday party with your friends; cake, singing, presents & all
- lately you've noticed you've been drinking a lot of orange gatorade..
- starbucks, 2 miles'nuff said
- you quote the jonas brothers in almost every sentence
- you randomly 'EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR THE POOL' blurt out JB related things
- you can honestly admit that you are fully obsessed.
- ..JB wall.. again, 'nuff said
- if you see them on the cover of a magazine, you have to buy it
- you cried when you heard about nick and his diabetes bless him..
- since that day, he's pretty much been your number one hero
- your parents know as much about the three as you do.. maybe a little less, but almost..
- you've annoyed anyone who'll come within a mile radius of you
- sometimes you just watch DC to catch the jonas brothers 'bonus jonas' time
- you know the words to 'Nick J is off the chain' - and you agree with it
- when you see someone who looks like Joe, Kevin, or Nick, you have to get really close to them just to make sure it's not a JB
- CORN POPS?! I want some..
- for some reason, every small thing reminds you of one of the boys. baby bottle pops.. butterfingers.. cotton candy.. screwdrivers.. and possibly water bottles
- you wish your name was Mandy.. and that you were born in Australia, but currently reside in California
- your ipod consists of JB and nothing but JB
- ..even your family can sing the words to atleast one of their songs
- JB IS ON TV! everyone around you knows not to touch the remote or they will lose an arm
- fantastalistic! and poned are part of your daily vocabulary
- you know how the jonas brothers started- AND you can name other songs besides the usual three that FAKE fans name. SOS, Hold On, Year 3000
- you ARE dj danger..
- joe has no anger problems.. he's completely and utterly.. NORMAL in your eyes
- you love God for giving kevin that one sick day, where he stayed home and learned to play the guitar..
- you just stare at people who ask if nick's hair is NATURALLY straight
- if someone were to play you in a movie, you'd want it to be johnny depp as jack sparrow.. playing you
- you like your crowds medium rare
- you know what 'campfire' is..
- the JB's routine before a show.. you know what they do and in what order
- you miss the 'joehawk' but the new hair is cute too
- ..sometimes you just like to listen to the sigh songs from back before nick hit puberty just to miss the old times
- you miss the old days, when the jonas brothers weren't quite so famous, but you're also proud of them for getting this far
- you'd vote Nick for president ANY DAY
- you honestly think that there are no cars in oklahoma, just because joe exlaimed it
- AAR = a group of douches who need to be shot.. just because they badmouthed JB
- joe said the world is only covered in 70 water.. so he must be right, no doubt about it, he's always right
- nick is a stud muffin - you agree with joe 100
- when something is illogical, you HAVE to say 'yo, that's illogical, I can't have it' and you can say it with a straight face
- you pretty much threw a part when you found out the the jonas brothers reached number one internet sold album
- frankie is most definitely the cutest little kid alive. ever.
- ..you know they're really the only guys that age who can pull off the tight pants look
- you remember the days back when kevin was a complete nerd, and joe was a little weirdo
- you even sat through 20 minutes of that show DLIFE just so you could see them for a whole of 5 minutes
- just because you can; you comment their myspace once a day.. it's tradition!
- you think it's deadly hilarious that kevin broke his sidekick the first day he had it
- you KNOW that joe is superman, and that he's from planet XZ315.. he doesn't lie, he only tells the truth
- you've watched every video of theirs on youtube so many times that you could probably say the words outloud
- you know what happened to nick's first purity ring, and where he got his new one
- ..you know what the purity rings symbolize
- if someone asked you if the JB's were really married, you'd laugh so hard you'd cry, then you'd go serious and nod, saying 'yea, to me'
- you're still a huge fan of 'It's About Time'
- since kevin watches music videos when he first wakes up, YOU DO TOO
- OH, and you nodded and smiled while reading through this
- ..and of course you just have to repost it because you're a true fan

Turn you're ipod/mp3 on shuffle and answer the questions.

1.) How am I feeling today?

Circus - Britney Spears

2.) Where will I get married?

Bring Me To Life -Evanescence

3.) What is my best friend's theme song?

Brick In The Wall (III) -Pink Floyd

4.) What is/was high school like?

Sorry -Buckcherry

5.) What is the best thing about me?

WYou're Guardian Angel -The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

6.) How is today going to be?

In The End -Linkin Park

7.) What is in store for this weekend?

Big Star -Kenny Chesney

8.)What song describes my parents?

Head Over Feet -Alanis Morisette (haha i wish)

9.) How is my life going?

Why Can't I -Liz Phair

10.)What song will they play at my funeral?

With You -Avril Lavigne

11.) How does the world see me?

Tomorrow -Avril Lavigne

12.) What do my friends really think of me?

One Particular Harbor -Jimmy Buffet

13) Do people secretly like me?

Punk Rock Show -MxPx

14.) How can I make myself happy?

Side Of A Bullet -Nickelback

15.) What should I do with my life?

Good Riddance -Green Day

16.) Will I be happy?

Figure You Out -Nickelback

17.) What is some good advice?

Cable Car -The Fray

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?

Goin' Under -Evanesence

19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

We Didn't Start The Fire -Billy Joel

20.) What type of men/women do you like?

If You Seek Amy -Britney Spears

21.) Will you get married?

Harder To Breath -Maroon 5

22.)What should I do with my love life?

Nice, Naive, Beautiful -Plumb

23.) Where will you live?

How You Remind Me -Nickelback

24.) What will your dying words be?

Someone That You're With -Nickelback

25.) Am I hot?

Brick In The Wall (II) -Pink Floyd

26) What are your hobbies?

Young -Kenny Chesney

27)Do you like sports?

Don't Fear The Reaper -Blue Oyster Cult

28)Do you talk a lot?

My Immortal -Evanescence

29)Do you like books?

Rumors -Lindsay Lohan

30)Do you like yourself

No Air -Jordin Sparks feat. Chris Brown