HELLO READERS.

My name is Elizabeth, I live in Californa thats all im saying about that. Moving on and nicknames of course are Lizzie, Scooter, Liz liz and apparently now Sakura

I have a myspace which goes into more detail, an it now updated so here it is http://www.myspace.com/sakurathequeenofrandom

Eyes: Green

Age: 17

D.O.B: March 27th, the day right before SAKURA-CHANS B-DAY GAHHH IF ONLY I COULD HAVE WAITED 1 MORE DAYYY GAHHHH

Hair: Strawberry blonde yeah yeah!!(P.S Basically im a red head but mixed with blonde- real not highlighted hehe it annoys me when ppl call me blonde)

Height- Not a shrimp but not a giant. like 5'0 5'3 kinda short but yeah

Weight-smacks DONT ASK A GIRL THAT YOU IMBECILE, CRACK ADDICTED CUCCKOO BRAINED BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAc

Friends: Jen, Mary, Nydia, Menna, Jackie, Vidhi, Mathew C., Matt( Chipmonk), Jenessa, Loan, Nikki, Sarah Gawne, Kelly Mitchell, Lance, Ricky and Sarah Ross ! And many more Yippeeeee!!

Hobby: Many, but I love to swim, read, write, sing, dance not that im at all good, run- stink at it, baseball- stink at it, soccer- dont get me started, umm hiking, walking my Bubba Sammy! and thats all folks and no I didnt mean to copy buggs bunny

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combonation of both...copy and paste this onto your profile

If your best friend is insane, copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninty-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent that haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever walked into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen going up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull (or visa versa) copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile

weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are random, and you don't care, copy and paste.

If you hate those annoying mosquitoes that give you mosquito bites, copy and paste this onto your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are wierd and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you and your friend have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this onto your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you LOSE when arguing with yourself that its wierd.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you are in love with The Marauders (minus Peter Pettigrew), paste this in your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

- If you have ever tripped over air, put this in your profile

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile (they need to give dat rabbit a break).

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and buy his own box, copy this into your profile

QUOTES: (From Me, a friend and GREAT AUTHORS)

"I'm going somewhere dark and depressing to think." "..." "..." "Why are we cursed with such a weird girl as a friend?"

"My mind works a 5,000 miles a minute and my hands can't keep up so dont try to talk to me"

When thing's are going badly, they get worse. When things are as bad as they can get, the impossible will happen. And when things appear to be getting better, then you've probably overlooked something.

"My Best Friend is my friend who is a girl but I think My Hopefully Future hubby is a Duck"

"What doesnt kill you makes you stronger"

"My Bestie is dating Fox while I get to slap a Duck butt who refuses to be called a Duck when he is a BUTT"

Friends will always say "you diserve better", but a best friend would call his house saying "You will die in seven days."

"Boys are stupid, I need handcuffs- RABBIT GIVE ME THE HANDCUFFS" Me to my soul sissy

"Fox loves Rabbit, Duck loves Me, Duck and Fox are stupid- buy me a pinata"

The difference between genius and stupidity. Is that a genius has it's limits

"Friend are for comforting, Best Friends are for the ass kicking and bailout"

friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a Best friend will go up to him and say "It's because your Gay isn't it?"

"Is he anatomically enept?" "What does a bomb have to do with a guys...you know?" "Om my gawd, not atomically you nit-wit!" "Oh...Ohhhhh, now I get it." "Yeesh..."-Me and a friend to another friend.(We realy had a conversation like this)

"To be or not to be that is th-"What in the world are you doing?." "Uh, it's not what it looks like." "..." "I had no choice! My mom sighned me up for Drama!"

"...Hahahahaha! Your gonna be in tights!" "Shut up!"

"Give me Hell, I'll Give you Jiryia in a ruffle dress, high heels, make up and dancing with a hooker booted Gai in a red dress singing to Wannabe by the Spice girls"

If you do it you'll, regret it. If you don't do it you'll regret it. Either way you'll regret it, you might as well do it and be done with it.

"Love me or Hate me You can't do both because I'll shoot"

"OOOO SHINNNY PENNNYY"

"Giant Duck Butt's and Stupid Foxes should stop fighting or I'LL HANDCUFF YOU"- What i want to say to a certain two ppl who are driving me insane with thier stupidity

"Nag me, Shoot me, Yell I don't care cuz I'll just do the opposite of what you say so tell me what you dont want me to do and i'll do what you want"

"Caged Bird's wish to sing, Flower's wish to bloom. The bird will sing and the Flower will bloom, together the Bird will give the flower a chance to bloom and the flower will give a reason for the Bird to sing"- just made that up

" 3 things u dont ask a girl, age, wieght and how to do it"- i so own that one

"Look over there what do you see? I see a flying pink monkey, dont you know what you see is what you WANT to see"

"John Travolta was hot now he is heavy built and had no problem playing a woman, isnt he ah-mazing" "..." "Next your gonna talk all gangster wannabe"

"No pul lease" "great your a barbie didnt you read the sign BEWARE NO BARBIES ALOUD TRESPASSING IS PUNISHABLE BY SOCIAL DEATH"

"John Travolta is good actor just why the heck do some actors play women??"

Think of what you're doing to children or babies if you gt an aborsion, how can a mother do this...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile( p-s this is whiteitger- im not completely for it or against it however i do say abortion is cruel but i do know why some choose it not that i agree with it)

This quote is from Dragon Ruler and its sooo truee

The women came from a man's rib.

Not from his feet to be walked on.

Not from his head to be superior, but

from his side to be equel.

Under the arm to be protected, and

next to the heart to be loved.

Now this is from her 2- its a post thingy and it will make you cry- or want 2

Think before you give someone a gun or say it's cool okay because people lose importent people in there live to think before you say or do...

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heard

Favorite Anime Shows/ Manga: NOT IN ORDER CUZ I DONT REALLY HAVE AN ORDER

1. Fruits Basket

2. Kare Kano

3. D.N Angel

4. Inuyasha

5. Card Captor Sakura

6.Full Metal Alchemist (sp?)

7. Chobits

8. Dragon Ball /Dragone z/ Dragon ball gt

9. Ghost stories

10. Princess Minoke

11. The Cat returns

12. Whispers of the heart

13. Kalido Star- anything to do with that like the one called New Wings.

14. Petite Princess Yucie!!

15. Bleach

16. Naruto

17. Fall in Love like a comic

Books

1. Harry Potter

2. Cirque Du Freak

3. Memoirs of a Giesha

4. Pride & Prejudice

5. A Great and Terrible Beauty

6. Rebl Angels

7. Just Listen

8. This lullibly

9 Avelon High

10. Princess Diaries

11. I am Charoltte Simmons

12, White Oleander

13. Heartland

14. Twlight

15. Black Jewels Trilogy

16. House of Night Sereies (Marked, Betrayal, Chosen etc.)

17.Maximum Ride

18: Eragon series

19: Faires Path series

20. Blue Bloods

Hmmm thats about it for now .

COUPLES:

Fruits basket

Yuki-Torhu

Kyo-Tohru

Kisa- Hiro-so adorable arent they!

Torhu- Shigure (Wierd... but sooo funny hehehe The perv dog is like MINE MINE!!) And well I barely read it but it is interesting in a perverted sense!!

Harry Potter

Harry-Hermione-not gonna happen sadly but luv them anyway- and SHE LIKES JUST HARRY NOT THE BOY WHO LIVED YAYYY

Hermione-Sirius- yeah so not gonna happen but its so tempting to read and write hehe. both timetravel and not time travel(MOSTLY WHEN SHE IS OF AGE- BUT REALLY AGE DOES NOT MATTER PEOPLE).

Harry-Ginny- remind me alot of harrys parents but i have to admit they could make a nice couple. But seriously the whole beast in harrys chest thing got me thinking- HEY ISNT THAT A LOVE POTION!! Really its too much of a Harrys Parents redue but it could work dont completely hate it but I dont love it.

Lily-James potter- FOREVER AND ALWAYS- ABSOLUTELY LUV THIS SHIP ITS SO CUTE I WISH THEY DIDNT DIE.

Sirius- oc

Ginny -Remus- yup it tempting but i only really like it in time travel. and not that often like once in a blue moon

Hermione-Fred or George- gotta luv the tempting things fans write.

Hermione-Ron: Very cute, if not for the fact I can't really see them together but at the sametime I guess its possible, but still its a nice couple but fight way to much. And whats with the kissing in the final battle!! Cute but i swear they could never get along and Hermione is a strong witch, maybe she should find someone else... lets say another wizard.

Cirqe Du Freak

Darren- Debby- awesome couple so sad that debby is now a grown up they were CUTE

Heartland

Amy- Ty- why mess with a cute and so destined couple.

Lou- Scott- so cute

Naruto

Saku-Naru- i can see it so its cute,but i prefer them as siblings, works better than way yup yup majoy sasusaku fan tho

Saku-Kakashi- i see father-daughter bondage as well as romance as a possiblity- dont hate what you cant understand... im a wierdo deal with it

Saku-Sasu- who doesnt love it- unless your a hard-core fan of another couple only and THERE IS PROOF NO STATEMENTS BUT THERE ARE PROOFS THAT SASUKE DOES IN DEED CARE ABOUT SAKURA

Neji-tenten- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ninja love heaven an she can kick his ass

ino-shika- poss. and cure

ino-Sai- hmmmmmmmmmmm i think that would be a cute pairing- dont know much about sai but im getting there an he is wierd but funny

shika-temari- uhhhhh ELLOOOOOOOO CUTEEE

Garra-Saku- unlikelyyyyyyy duh but i still find it random but cute

saku-itachi- HOTTTT HOTT HOTTT , HEHEHE bad boy and good girl- by the way said bad boy loves his brother very much and wants to protect his village from is power hungry clan. Random but cute

Saku-shika: genuis with a genuis interestingggg-random but cute

NaruHina- oh come onnnn its addorable an naruto is getting closer to herrrrrrrr- he is just very very stupid and oblivious but its very very real possibility

Main pairings i like are : Sasusaku and Naruhina, opposites that can have things in common or just make each other happy work okay!!

Storys:

1.A Father's Love
a petite princess yucie, oneshot and its my first shot at it so please be easy on me! Its on Arc and Yucies wedding COMPLETE!

2.We Will Remember You
a dedication to those who died in the series for Harry and the others! Some spoilers of DH So dont read if you havent! COMPLETE!!

3. To Change What Was

After the 7th book, Hermione finds a Potter Heirloom, that sends her back to her 5 yr old body, and in 1965. Whats with her Mothers horrible treatment? blah blah blah, the rest is in the actualy summary multi chap still going

4.A Mother's Prayer
a song fic one shot on Sakura's mother an her wish for sakura- IM NOT RELIGOUS JUST LIKE THE SONGGG! complete

5.No Reins: Sakura is letting go
Sakura tribute, with some kakusaku fluff, with the song no reins from rascal flatts forgive me this is my first naruto one shot! complete