To any readers: my computer has died (again) and I am having more super fun medical dramas. I still want to write, and will still be updating things, but right now I am trying to stay afloat. More news when I get a new computer.

I write for the thrill of it, and the rush that comes from feeling the words form themselves.

I post because I am a total review h0.

As long as you accept these two things, I'm sure we'll rub along just fine.

I just realised I forgot to enable anon reviews. This has been fixed.

Also, all my characters are over the age of consent in my country. Even if they are just kissing, they are over the age of consent. Australia does not have any laws supporting freedom of speech, and thus I want it on the record stating that everything that happens in my fiction is completely legal. Except maybe for the actual 'fanfic' status itself... damn.

A final note: I don't put the fic status at 'complete' just to amuse myself (although now I think about it, that would be kinda funny). I'm sorry, but if it says 'complete' that means the fic is over, folks. If 'complete' is not pasted on, then yeah, there might be updates. But overall, I really like writing the oneshots. I'm lazy like that.

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1. If Only reviews

This is the story of a man who never won. Norrington centric

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 5-8-08

2. It's Not Kissing » reviews

Katara saves Zuko's life, leaving him in her debt... but enemies bound by honour are still enemies! ZukoKatara

Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,540 - Reviews: 256 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 7-24-06

3. Metal Heart reviews

The relationship between a chess player and his pieces is difficult to understand, even more so when they have thoughts of their own. [Kallen x Lelouch]

Complete - Code Geass - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-07

4. True Names and Titles reviews

How Master Cyclonis and the Dark Ace came to be, and their time together.

Complete - Storm Hawks - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-07

5. Misinterpretation reviews

There are few things cuter than Stalker!Hinata and romance. HinataNaruto.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 7-14-07

6. Role Reversal reviews

When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 4-14-07 - Published: 4-14-07

7. Blackout Done in Sepia reviews

These are the people that Gaara truly hates. Pretimeskip.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-14-07 - Published: 4-14-07

8. Lateral Geniculate Nucleus » reviews

When half a minute is still too slow. SasuSaku, of a sorts. Complete.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 3-9-07

9. Leeching Demon reviews

Mamori finds out what Hiruma's thinking. Then promptly wishes she didn't know. HirumaMamori.

Complete - Eyeshield 21 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-10-07 - Published: 1-10-07

10. Reconnecting the Silver Cord reviews

Good warriors refuse to accept defeat, even in death. Jet and Suki

Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-10-07 - Published: 1-10-07

11. Love Song For No One reviews

What was going through Yamato's head when he stopped Sakura from attacking Sasuke. YamatoSakura

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-15-06 - Published: 9-15-06

12. Can't Contain Me reviews

Due to the fights over NaruSasu vs SasuNaru, I decided to give my own take on their relationship. CONTAINS: Slash and boysex.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-12-06 - Published: 9-12-06

13. Map Of Your Head reviews

Rashaka sent out a call for more realism in Zuko's swordfights. I obliged.

Complete - Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-12-06 - Published: 9-12-06

14. Emotion Sickness reviews

Every generation has someone like Kakashi. This turn around, it was Sakura left behind. KakaSaku.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-8-06 - Published: 9-8-06

15. Perception of the Blind reviews

Remember Tenten's line about wanting to be like Tsunade? I expanded along that line of thought.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 7-20-06

16. Glowing Rime » reviews

COMPLETE, ALL 30! This is my collection of 30 kisses challenge fiction. They run from short, to long, and spawn across every known genre. ZukoxKatara.

Complete - Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 313 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

17. The Water Tribe Way » reviews

Katara has been caught by an evil rapist! Only Zuko is nearby! Oh the drama! The suspense! The ... utter parody. Do not read if you have a weak stomach, you have been warned.

Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 5-17-06 - Published: 4-6-06

18. Two Stolen Steps reviews

How two steps Tom Riddle stole from Harry changed history forever. TomHarry[Ginny]

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-12-06 - Published: 5-12-06

19. Colours reviews

Sakura and Naruto don't belong in Sound, and Sasuke will not have them there.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 5-12-06 - Published: 5-12-06

20. Pakku's Wisdom reviews

Two prompts were given: Pakku, and panties. This is the end result. Trauma all 'round!

Complete - Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-11-06 - Published: 5-11-06

21. On Electric Girls, And Worn Down Toys reviews

[Jafar x Jasmine] In the royal court power games are nothing new, but Jafar finds an edge to Jasmine that is both annoying, and alluring.

Complete - Aladdin - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 5-11-06 - Published: 5-11-06

22. Personal Jesus reviews

Itachi captures Sakura in order to get at Sasuke: what will happen? Warning: not for the kiddies!

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-3-06 - Published: 5-3-06

23. Devotion » reviews

Obsession and devotion are twin emotions. Sakura is familiar with both. SakuIno

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-1-06 - Published: 3-23-06

24. Matchups and Mixups » reviews

GaiSnape, NejiTrelawney, HagridKyubbi and many more insane pairings within. There is method to my madness, if you would but look for it. A Naruto x Harry Potter crossover.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-29-06 - Published: 3-24-06

25. Quoting Giants reviews

From a set of prompts comes a string of ZukoxKatara drabbles. Dealing with love, death, murder, and all those big themes.

Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-15-06 - Published: 4-15-06

26. Watching the Siren reviews

Because everyone is human, even killers and wonderboys. [L x Misa]

Complete - Death Note - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-12-06 - Published: 4-12-06

27. Your Harbour » reviews

A Sokka POV fic, exploring his relationship with Katara, and how hard it can be when your youger sister is more powerful than you.

Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-9-06 - Published: 3-27-06

28. Services Rendered reviews

At what price did Peter Pettigrew's loyalty come? For everyone who's ever wondered why Voldemort didn't want to kill Lily.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-31-06 - Published: 3-31-06

29. Three Is The Magic Number » reviews

My thirty for three HarryHermioneRon challenge fics. Because who doesn't love the golden trio's relationship?

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-31-06 - Published: 3-27-06

30. Play This Hand reviews

A look at how each character of Avatar fits into the Major Arcana of the Tarot deck.

Complete - Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-28-06 - Published: 3-28-06

31. The Muggle Way reviews

A wizard will die of a knife to the heart, same as any other man.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-28-06 - Published: 3-28-06

32. Orihime the Matchmaker reviews

What is Orihime had decided to act on her 'womanly intuition' regarding Ishida's feelings towards Rukia? Utterly insane, and eventual Ishida x Orihime.

Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-28-06 - Published: 3-28-06

33. Demented Love reviews

A dementordementor romance fic! Epic tragedy, forbidden love, and mist babies! Not for the weak of heart.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-06

34. Out To Get Snape reviews

Someone's out to get Snape, he just can't figure out who! Very silly.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-06

35. A Lifetime reviews

A Percy and Ginny fic, because their relationship is woefully underexplored in fandom.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-06

36. Lost Memories reviews

What is history but remembrance? A Hatori X Tohru fiction

Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-24-06 - Published: 3-24-06

37. Dogs of the Military reviews

Alchemists are not the only tools the army uses. An exploration of Roy and Riza's bond.

Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

38. Accepting His Revelation reviews

Karou accepts that he is finally no longer alone. Slight Karou x Luna

Complete - Mujin Wakusei Survive - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

39. Boys And Men reviews

An Irohcentric fic. Also shows how much my muses like taking my intentions and twisting them into knots.

Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

40. Zuko's Troops reviews

Soldiers are such gossips! Set after episode 9.

Complete - Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

41. A State Of Being reviews

When tiredness is more than just a passing emotion, and becomes a state of being. ZukoGroup

Complete - Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

42. The Undertow reviews

Zuko doesn't need sleep. Zuko doesn't need help. Zuko doesn't need friends. ZukoGroup

Complete - Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

43. Boxes reviews

The trouble with Zuko, Katara decided, was that he didn't fit. Katara x Zuko fic.

Complete - Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

44. Aang And Katara By Sokka reviews

Sokka's views on Aang liking his sister. Warning: he has a boomerang and is more than willing to use it.

Complete - Avatar: Last Airbender - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

45. Picture Perfect reviews

Kanna is always watching and in return, being watched.

Complete - Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

46. Curiosity Killed The Cat reviews

But what did it do to the dog? A Sesshoumaru and Rin fic.

Complete - Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

47. Steps reviews

Kouga and Kagome dance the steps towards completion.

Complete - Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

48. And Thus reviews

Everyone has a pairing they feel compelled to write WAFF for. This is mine. Zera and Pyrus

Complete - War Planets/Shadow Raiders - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

49. The Lesser reviews

A Hinata and Hanabi fiction, exploring the bitter and twisted relationship between the two sisters.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

50. The Genius and the Human aka You Drive Me Crazy reviews

A Lee x Tenten 20 truths fic. Because there isn't enough love for this wonderful pairing.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

51. Technicoloured Memories reviews

New nightmares replace old ones, and to Sasuke these are more terrible than any that came before. Team 7 fic, including Kakashi.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

52. Teardrops in the Rain reviews

The string is frayed, but never broken. Team 7 fic.

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

53. Sakura's Got A Gun reviews

Sakura's got a gun, and it feels damn good.

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

54. Rituals reviews

Every shinobi develops rituals to keep them sane. These are Naruto's.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

55. Painted Blades reviews

Kankuro x Tenten fiction that isn't complete crack. Worth reading, if only for the novelty value.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

56. Outgrown reviews

One of the hardest parts of being a teacher is watching your students grow up. Platonic KakashiSakura

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

57. Other Uses reviews

Sometimes saving lives is harder than taking them. A Sakura centric fiction.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

58. Muffy's Version of a Blanket Fic reviews

Come on, we all know this cliche. It's cold, snowing, and a boy and girl have to survive somehow...such a pity Sasuke doesn't have a romantic bone in his body.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

59. Memories reviews

Even avengers remember, sometimes. Team 7 love!

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

60. His Madness reviews

A closer look into the mind of Orochimaru. Decidedly creepy.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

61. Fanfic of a Fanfic of a Fanfic reviews

Fandom brings about some odd creatures, and this is one of them. Sakura and Kyuubi, set in a team 7 threesome.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-23-06 - Published: 3-23-06

62. To Broken Men » reviews

NaruSakuSasuKaka. A mix of all genres, because team 7 encompasses everything from angst and action, to crack.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,254 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-22-06 - Published: 3-22-06

63. Because We Three Are One reviews

NaruSakuSasu[Kaka?] fiction. They aren't perfect, and it isn't always pretty, but they are team 7, and they are one.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-22-06 - Published: 3-22-06