When reading my stories, please play the believing game and accept the AU style I've written. I can't help it when I write fanfiction. I just want to see stuff happen differently because we already know the canon story. And yes, I admit that sometimes I write AU because I wish that was the way the story was written.

Question...(6.29.2009)

Why did the Stargate writers decide to blow up Abydos?? Why??

Just how long did it take me to notice this? (10.15.2009)

I like writing family/friend stories. Particularly mother/daughter - father/daughter ones...

Dude...(11.19.2009)

The Fray's How to Save a Life is totally a theme song to Carlisle and Edward's relationship, especially in the beginning.

Quotes!

Angela Montenegro: Friends don't let friends photocopy their butts.

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Sebastian: Life is the bubbles under the sea!

Andi: Spongebob Loti-pants!

Sam Carter: 'The atomic weight of boron'? The answer is ten!
Jack O'Neill: So?
Sam Carter: You wrote the word "fat."

Gandalf: If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.

Riley Poole: I would've dropped you both. Freaks.

Ba'al: You dare mock me?
Jack O'Neill: You should know by now. Of course I dare mock you.

Ben Martin: You look good in that color.
Jean Villeneuve: It stinks.
Ben Martin: Mm. Well, it's had a dead man in it.

Carson Beckett: You don't understand! I break things like this!

Jo March: Oh wonderful snow! Don't you just wish you could roll about in it like dogs?

James Norrington (hugs!! He needs a hug!): You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Laurie: What game were you playing?
Jo March: I don't know, but I think I won!

Legolas: You're late. ...You look terrible.

Daniel Jackson: This tastes like chicken.
Sam Carter: So what's wrong with it?
Daniel Jackson: This is macaroni and cheese.

Andi: Will Turner's half-dead baby!

Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Edmund Pevensie: Whoa, horsey!
Horse: My name is Philip!

Jack O'Neill: Those are bugs, sir! Big, ugly bugs!

Cedric Diggory: How are you?
Harry Potter: ...Spectacular.

Van: I've got a great duck call - HEY DUCKS!

Booth: FBI!
Dude: US Marshals!
Booth: US Marshals?
Bones: Forensic anthropologist!

Van: Say hello to Pedro.
Jake: He's a blacksmith and he's about to die!

Ashley: Bass clef is happy clef!!

Toula: Greek girls are supposed to do three things in life - marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone 'til the day we die.

Angelo: Hey Ian! We're going to kill ya! Opa!

Aunt Voula: What do you mean he don't eat no meat?

Maria: Nico, don't play with your food! When I was your age, we didn't have food!

Lena: Grandma, how do you say 'lost pants' in Greek?
Valia: Greek girls do not lose their pants!

Me: So how do you like Stargate?
Anna: It's kind of gooey. I want to know why it's gooey.

Anna: Stop eating crap. It's not even junk. It's crap.

Anna: Feed the fish. Love the fish.

Simba: Will you cut it out?
Rafiki: Can't cut it out. It'll grow right back! (cackles)

Quotes from Twister!

Beltzer and Haynes: Oklahoma! Yeow!

Jo: Can I drive?
Bill: No!
Jo: Then would you?

Rabbit: Rabbit is good, Rabbit is wise!

Dusty: It's the wonder of nature, baby!

Group: FOOD!!

Dusty: Loser! Loser! Move on!

Dusty: You just missed the truck! That's awesome!!

Edward or Jacob? Neither. I'd take Carlisle any day.

Would you name your baby girl Isabella? Yes, but only because I like the name. However, I would never call her "Bella."

I think the people have gone too crazy about Twilight - people like it a little too much and people hate it too much. ...Guys, it's just a book. If you don't like it, then you don't like it. Move on. If you like it, that's great, but don't be so obsessive about it. It's just a book (or rather, series of books...). Breathe. Relax.

Me? My relationship with Twilight is more like/hate. But I don't let it rule my life.

The Lord of the Kings

One King to rule them all
One Son to find them
One Love to bring them all
And one Spirit to bind them.

"If you want to know God's address, it's at the end of your rope."

How He Loves by John Mark McMillan

He is jealous for me,
Loves like a hurricane, I am a tree,
Bending beneath the weight of his wind and mercy.
When all of a sudden,
I am unaware of these afflictions eclipsed by glory,
And I realise just how beautiful You are,
And how great Your affections are for me.

And oh, how He loves us so,
Oh how He loves us,
How He loves us all

We are His portion and He is our prize,
Drawn to redemption by the grace in His eyes,
If grace is an ocean, we’re all sinking.
So Heaven meets earth like a sloppy wet kiss,
And my heart turns violently inside of my chest,
I don’t have time to maintain these regrets,
When I think about, the way…

He loves us,
Whoa! how He loves us,
Whoa! how He loves us,
Whoa! how He loves.

Yeah, He loves us,
Whoa! how He loves us,
Whoa! how He loves us,
Whoa! how He loves.