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Author has written 26 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Azumanga Daioh, Full Metal Panic, Mai HiME, Maria-sama ga Miteru, Kaleido Star, GTO, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！, Jubei-Chan, Burst Angel, and Strawberry Panic!. Welcome to The Phantom's Lair If there's any evil you need fought, seriously, just let us know. You are on the favorites list of 101 members. You are on the author alert list of 84 members. You have submitted a total of 65 signed reviews. Total words archived : 200,343 words. Average number of words per story : 7,706 Total hits to Profile Page : 13,471 My questions are rhetorical, standard for a poet who doesn't have any answers except as the answers are given. About Me: Blood Type- AB +ve Star Sign- Cancer Chinese Zodiac- Year of the Rabbit - I can't draw. Horrible things happen when I try. -The anime character I would most liken myself to is KONATA from Lucky Star. Who’s who in ‘Heirs.’ : (Only in existence due to a review from Prim8) Kuga: Mr. Kuga- Father to Tate and Natsuki, uncle to Nina and Nao, brother to Nina and Nao’s ‘nameless’ fathers, close friend and business partner to Mr. Fujino. Tate- Eldest son of Mr. Kuga, brother to Natsuki, cousin to Nao and Nina, boyfriend of Mai Tokiha, constantly suffers from ‘Tate is a girl’ jokes. Natsuki- The current Kuga heir, Tate’s younger sister, wife to Shizuru, cousin to Nao and Nina. A gun, piranha and mayonnaise enthusiast. Nao- Cousin to Nina, Natsuki and Tate. Some say her red hair is a warning sign that there’s nothing actually in her head, has recently been namesake to a small, currently unnamed child. Nina- Cousin to Nao, Natsuki and Tate. Exhibits mannerisms popularized by Natsuki. Often recognized as being Natsuki’s heir. Fujino: Mr. Fujino – Father to Shizuru, close friend and business partner to Mr. Kuga. Shizuru- The current Fujino heir, wife to Natsuki, second cousin to Tomoe and Arika. Harada: Chie- Childhood friend of Tate, Natsuki, Nao and Mai, girlfriend of Aoi Senou, part of one couple that has been ‘Haruka’d’ by Haruka Kikukawa-Suzushiro. Is a camera phone enthusiast. Senou: Aoi - Childhood friend of Tate, Natsuki, Nao and Mai, girlfriend of Chie Harada, part of one couple that has been ‘Haruka’d’ by Haruka Kikukawa-Suzushiro. Kikukawa-Suzushiro: (double barrel by marriage). Yukino- Wife of Haruka, Shizuru’s ex-tea ceremony pupil. Childhood friend of Shizuru and Reito. Haruka- Wife of Yukino, blonde, general-like. Childhood friend of Shizuru and Reito. Tokiha: Mai- Sister to Mikoto, cousin to Erstin, girlfriend of Tate Kuga. Mikoto- Younger sister to Mai, cousin to Erstin, pretend girlfriend of Arika Marguerite, although only one of them will actually acknowledge this fact if questioned. Erstin- Cousin to Mikoto and Mai, apparently unconsciously vying for the affections of Nina Kuga. Marguerite: (related to Fujino line through a daughter, Shizuru’s much older cousin is Tomoe and Arika’s mother.) Tomoe- Sister to Arika, girlfriend to Nao, ex-Shizuru enthusiast, has interesting coloured hair. Arika- An ant-like girl. Sister to Tomoe, pretend girlfriend of Mikoto Tokiha, currently vying for the affections of Nina Kuga. Sugiura: Midori- Older sister to Akane, the object of Reito Kanzaki’s affections. Ex-baby sitter of Mikoto Tokiha. Akane- younger sister of Midori, wife of Kazuya, mother to son of Nao… yeah… it is odd isn’t it? Kanzaki: Reito- Borderline obsessive Midori Sugiura fanatic, otherwise very gentlemanly in all aspects of life. Childhood friend of Shizuru, Haruka and Yukino. Kurauchi: Kazuya- Husband to Akane, father to son of Nao. (First quote contains swearing, please don't read if you don't approve.) "Nothing happens in the world? Are you out of your fucking mind? People are murdered every day. There's genocide, war, corruption. Every fucking day, somewhere in the world, somebody sacrifices his life to save someone else. Every fucking day, someone, somewhere makes a conscious decision to destroy someone else. People find love, people lose it. For Christ's sake, a child watches her mother beaten to death on the steps of a church. Someone goes hungry. Somebody else betrays his best friend for a woman. If you can't find that stuff in life, then you, my friend, don't know crap about life. And why the FUCK are you wasting my two precious hours with your movie? I don't have any use for it. I don't have any bloody use for it." - McKee. Adaptation. | |||||||||
1. Heir's: The Second Coming » reviewsSEQUEL to: An heir's responsibility. AU Shiznat Married and all, Shizuru, Natsuki and their extended family still have to fend off weirdness that abounds whenever they're all together.With: ChieAoi,TateMai,Harukino,NaoTomoe,NinaArikaErstin,Mikoto,Reito.Mai HiME - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,139 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 6-6-072. Hearts on the mend reviews[Shoujoai][Yaya x Tsubomi][Slight Tamao x Miyuki]. This was written because everyone deserves a happy ending... some people just take a little longer to realise where they're meant to find theirs.Strawberry Panic! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-17-073. Lessons from the younger generation reviews[Meg x Jo][Shoujoai] One calm morning, Amy feels the need to teach, Jo feels the need to learn and three others just hope no shots have to go off. Plotless humour and fluff.Burst Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-17-07 - Complete4. Overshare reviews[Shoujoai][Freesia x Jiyu]. The girls take a day off from school to do some old fashioned 'bonding' and the boys follow along to cause havoc as usual... why not... it's what they're there for XDJubei-Chan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-6-07 - Complete5. All the best intentions reviews[Ayaka x Asuna][KonoSetsu] Tired of her friends tiptoeing around their feelings, Asuna hatches a plan... but who exactly gets the surprise ending...Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-4-07 - Complete6. An heir's responsibility » reviewsAU Shiznat. WEDDING wasn't enough? Here's the HONEYMOON! Also, the premise to a sequel. Nao x Tomoe, Haruka x Yukino, Mai x Tate, Chie x Aoi AND Arika x Nina.Mai HiME - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,417 - Reviews: 502 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 2-24-07 - Complete7. High school Complications » reviews[AnkoxYoshikawa][KanzakixOnizuka] Thanks to more Onizuka organised oddness, Anko and Yoshikawa find themselves one step away from engagement. With the boys trying to be 'helpful' and stop the wedding, the girls have to take matters in their own hands.GTO - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 5-19-078. Late Night Confessions reviews[SoraLayla]Shoujoai. On the first night Layla comes over to stay in Sora's room, her young costar says a few things she doesn't mean for anyone else to hear. Funny, fluffy LaylaSora moments with Fool thrown in the mix for fun.Kaleido Star - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-3-07 - Complete9. My only wish » reviews[SachikoxYumi, YoukoxSei] Sachiko asks her oneesama and Rosa Gigantea to deliver a very important letter to her petite soeur on the day after her wedding... but they weren't ready to wait until it was too late. Is Yumi? ...Maria-sama ga Miteru - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 3-20-0710. Death by angst: A reprieve » reviews[Yumi x Sachiko] Don't take this seriously. If you try to... you'll just injure yourself. Trust me. This fic is on crack. CHAPTER FOUR: Sei and Youko pull rank on their soeurs. Prepare yourselves for a wedding...Maria-sama ga Miteru - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 4-12-0711. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous reviewsShoujoai [SoraLayla]: Hotel misunderstandings plague our famous blonde as her partner comes decides to come visit her...Kaleido Star - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 4-20-07 - Complete12. With friends like these » reviews... then Natsuki doesn't need enemies. [Shiznat]Bored at breakfast one day, Nao decides to push the poor girl's buttons to finally drive her over the edge and into the acceptance of her feelings. Is she ready for the crazyness in store? Fluffy humour.Mai HiME - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 4-20-07 - Published: 2-21-07 - Complete13. Operation Wildcat » reviewsYukari wakes to find some distressing news in a handy envelope. The girls get called in to help avoid imminent disaster. With Tomo's 'helpful' ideas flying round, someone's sure to get injured. YukarixNyamoish. SakakiKagura maybe XDAzumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,478 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 2-11-0714. The best years of your life » reviewsAU. Willow and Buffy start college and are at once thrown offguard by gorgeous cousins Faith and Kennedy. Misunderstandings and serious love triangles abound with exes galore...Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,961 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 2-24-07 - Published: 3-29-0615. Macbeth: Takino style reviewsAnother part of the series that began with Tomo stars in: A midsummer night's disaster. It's the drama club's third performance... and yes, the girls have new recruits! Will the group's chemistry match? It seems two people's certainly do...Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-22-07 - Complete16. Everybody loves somebody sometime » reviews18yr old Grownup Chiyo and Kagura have romantic realisations about old friends while away at an American college. As the whole gang is getting ready to fly over, Chiyo and Kagura ready themselves for their impending romantic declarations... Chap 10 up!Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,343 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 2-22-07 - Published: 2-7-0717. Tomeo and Chiyolet reviewsOneshot sequel to Tomo stars in: A midsummer night's disaster. The girls get roped into doing more presentations. This time they try the bard's greatest tragic romance, Romeo and Juliet. No real pairings TomoChiyo on stage pairing only.Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-19-07 - Complete18. Bye bye love reviewsPure Kaorin angstdrama. She struggles to get a hold of herself as the last day of high school comes to a close and is presented by words of wisdom from a source she didn't expect.Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-16-07 - Complete19. A quiet night in reviewsOne shot ficlet during the Fumoffu season... Kaname tries to teach Sousuke the beauty of a quiet night in. But the trigger happy Sergeant along with his commander and squad mates make sure to add general weirdness and chaos to the situation.Full Metal Panic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-16-07 - Complete20. Tomo stars in: A midsummer night's disaster reviewsYukari has another off week and decides to unsettle her class in the cruelest of ways.. forced drama presentations! As expected, crazy azumadness runs rampant throughout. Hope you all enjoy it XD I can almost guarantee a laugh or two.Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-07 - Complete21. Confusing Competitions » reviewsMy first fic. AU in the High School years. Romantic Comedy with all the usual suspects: B, W, F,A,X. Please review and let me know what you think! Now Complete.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,440 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-14-07 - Published: 3-25-06 - Buffy S. & Willow R. - Complete22. Koyomi's ordeals Extended reviewsSomething's got Kaorin throwing around her monster face, Tomo and Yomi being sensitive and Sakaki yelling at icecream vendors. Kagura just wants to pay, Osaka wants no more panic attacks and poor Chiyo just wants icecream. TomoxYomi, KagxSakaki no OC OOCAzumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-13-07 - Complete23. Bus rides and inner conversations reviewsMildly Faith x Buff and Willow x Kenn. Set directly after Chosen. Buffy is feeling depressed and dejected while on the bus ride out of Sunnydale and finds herself comforted by an unlikely source in an unlikely manner. Somber mood, some humour. One shot.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-11-07 - Faith L. & Buffy S. - Complete24. Yukari's sixth sense reviewsYukari wants Nyamo to stop worrying about the differences in their studentteacher bonding styles and ends up teaching the P.E teacher a thing or two about the girls. Yukari Nyamoish. Light hearted look at the two during a warm afternoon. One off.Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-11-07 - Complete25. Nyamo claims temporary insanity reviewsYukari, Nyamo and their old friend Eiko revisit their High school days while getting together that night at the hotel bar. Nyamo's most embarassing secret, Yukari's most deadly weapon. A little YukarixNyamoish. One shot. No OCOOC.Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-10-07 - Complete26. Explanations at last reviewsIt's the 2nd year sports fest and a little conversation catches hidden Nyamo's attention... The Kimura marriage explained. One off. RnR please XDAzumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-8-07 - Complete
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