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since: 03-23-06, id: 1013735, Profile Updated: 08-16-09
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Author has written 25 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Naruto.

JK's Part Of DOOM!

Hallo! I'm JK, and I moved all my anime to this account, but me and Sotto will join back up for some MASH stories. I'm okay with slash. I have nothing against it. Oh, yeah. JK stands for Jinzouningen Kitchi. I write stories while listening to music, so that affects my stories. Possibly, you'll see the lyrics to that song in my story.

Random Stuff About Me

Name: JK (Well, if you're a professional sniper... would you leave your name?) Just Kidding! Why'd ya think it was JK? I kid alot! But not about Fan Fictions. No, my name's Kitchi.

REAL NAME: I'm going to say it. Kitten. Yes, Kitten. (Please don't pet the kitten)

ORIGIN OF NICKNAME: My parents tried to get me to say 'Kitty', but it came out as 'Kitchi'. I was three, people!

Nicknames: JK (Duh), Koneko, Kitchi, Kit, Kit-Kat, Kit-Kat-chan, Kitchi-chan, or Amanda (DON'T ASK!!)

NEVER Call Me: Kit-chan. Sounds like kitchen.

Age: 15

Eyes: Like a mood ring.

Hair: Brown and curly

Likes: Android 17, Demyx, Zexion, Axel, Itachi, Deidara, Kisame, anime, black, books, Gir, fan fiction (Reading and writing it), and the Teddy Scares doll series.

Dislikes: Androids 18-20, pink, girlie-girls (I mean the kinds that go Ohmigod! alot and wear pink make-up. EWWWW!), my school's counselor, and obsessed Catholics (no offense, and I mean the ones that whack you upside the head with the Bible and make you say, like, the whole Rosary twice and beg God's forgiveness just for saying, 'Oh, my God.' Yes, I do know people like that.)

Favorite Movies: Steven King's IT, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Little Shop Of Horrors, and many more!

Favorite Books: Too many to count!

Favorite TV Shows: MASH, My Name Is Earl, Dragon Ball Z episodes 118-137, Invader ZIM, and Naruto

Favorite Songs: Suicide Is Painless (MASH theme song), Disappointed (Electronic), Papercut (Linkin Park), Butterfly (SMILE.dk) Sadness (G-Spott), What Is Love (Haddaway) All The Things She Said (t.A.T.u), Scared (Three Days Grace), Be My Lover (La Bouche), House of Wolves (My Chemical Romance), Boss of Me (They Might Be Giants), One More Time (Daft Punk)

The Lines That Won Me Over (Not all fav. songs are in here!!):

"Suicide is painless,

It brings on many changes,

And I can take or leave it if I please." - Suicide Is Painless. Oy, yah, the chorus. Only because it was the first line of the song I knew.

"I think I love you,

For sure,

See, you're not disappointing at all." -Disappointed. It's the second half of the chorus and I thought it was so touching.

"La da da di da da da da,

La da da di da da da da,

La da da di da da,

Da da da di da,

Da da di da da da da da," - Be My Lover. I have been singing that line for years and could never remember what song it was until it came on the radio one morning.

"Well, I think I'm gonna burn in Hell,

Everybody burn the house right down

And say, ha,

What I wanna say

Tell me I'm angel,

Take this to my grave,

Tell me I'm a bad man,

Kick me like a stray,

Tell me I'm an angel,

Take this to my grave!" - House of Wolves. Wow. Is that powerful or what?

"Yes, no, maybe

I don't know

Can you repeat the question?

You're not the boss of me now!

You're not the boss of me now!

You're not the boss of me now,

And you're not so big!

You're not the boss of me now!

You're not the boss of me now!

You're not the boss of me now,

And you're not so big!" - Boss of Me. That's the opening and chorus line. There are just people I feel like screaming that at.

Favorite Pairings (Yes, I do like romance) And Why:

Demyx/Zexion (Zemyx)(Kingdom Hearts) - Loud-mouth and quiet. Opposites attract!

Demyx/Xigbar (XigDem)(Kingdom Hearts) - Well, Xigbar has a surfer accent and Demyx loves water...

Demyx/Axel (AkuDemy)(Kingdom Hearts) - Fire and water! XD

Roxas/Namine (Roxime) (Kingdom Hearts) - Sorta like Sora/Kairi, but better.

Xemnas/Saix (Kingdom Hearts) - Saix acts like he's in second command, and Xemnas just HATES it when his Organization members don't obey. Saix is like a little rat, and Xemnas loves obedience.

Larxene/Marluxia (Kingdom Hearts) - She seemed so ready to listen to Marly-chan about overthrowing the Organization...

Hawkeye/Trapper (Hawpper)(MASH) - More than just 'best friends'.

Hawkeye/Hot Lips (MASH) - Hot Lips showed interest in Hawkeye in the later seasons...

Android 17/Trunks (Dragon Ball Z) - Who DOESN'T fall for the bad boy?

Itachi/Kisame (KisaIta)(Naruto) - Cute, but only when done correctly.

Naruto/Hinata (NaruHina)(Naruto) - ...N-Naruto-kun...

Sasuke/Naruto (SasuNaru)(Naruto) - Hil-freakin'-larious!

John/Amanda (SAW) - I really don't know what I see in this, I don't. I just think it's kinda cute.

Least Favorite Pairings And Why:

Hawkeye/B.J. (MASH)- No. No no no no! NO! Hawkeye belongs to Trapper, Hot Lips,or my deranged friend/sometimes co-author, Sotto.

Axel/Larxene (Kingdom Hearts) - NO! Axel belongs to Demyx!

Axel/Roxas (Kingdom Hearts) - I hate this pairing now. Overly used.

B.J/ Anyone (MASH) - I. Hate. B.J.! With a vengeance! He was okay in only one episode of MASH and he deserves a life of solitude!

Xigbar/Xaldin (Kingdom Hearts) - Dude! That's, like, totally not righteous! Xigbar belongs to Demyx. Okay, so I made ONE AMV with Xigbar/Xaldin, but that's only 'cause I ran out of clips!

Android 17/Pan (Dragon Ball Z) - NO! N-O! 17 is TRUNKS' property!

Sakura/Ino (Naruto) - ...ewww...

Sakura/Itachi (Naruto) - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!

Sakura/Kakashi (Naruto) - Kakashi may read Make-Out Paradise, but he's no pedophile!!

Sakura/Sasuke (SasuSaku) (Naruto) - ...Leave Sasuke alone, Billboard Brow...

Ino/Sasuke (SasuIno) (Naruto) - Goes for you too, piglet...

Lexeaus/Zexion (LexZex) (Kingdom Hearts) - Umm...Wouldn't Zexy get crushed under Lexy's weight? Plus, totally gross.

Favorite Bands: Lacuna Coil, Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, t.A.T.u., Daft Punk, Ministry, Rob Zombie, and Disturbed.

Favorite Quotes:

"Got it memorized?"- Axel, Kingdom Hearts II

"Dance, water, dance!"- Demyx, Kingdom Hearts II

"Oh, we do too have hearts...don't be mad..."- Demyx, Kingdom Hearts II

"I told them they were sending the wrong guy..."- Demyx, Kingdom Hearts II

"Did they ever pick the wrong guy for this one..."- Demyx, Kingdom Hearts II

"Ngah! Hypocrite!"- Zexion, Kingdom Hearts Chain Of Memories

"Okay, we'll count to three, and then hang up."

"Okay, you start."

"One."

"Two."

"Three."- In order, Ferret Face, Hot Lips, Ferret Face again, Hot Lips again, Lastly, Hawkeye and Trapper. MASH.

"Then the thief would return to collect his ill-gotten booty. Or his ill-booten gotty."- Hawkeye, MASH

"Why is he so mean!"- Bev, Steven King's IT.

"I'M DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY!"- Gir, Invader ZIM.

"Rambling? As if!"- Xigbar, Kingdom Hearts II

"Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!"

"Okay, there are ALL KINDS of things wrong with what you just said."- Zim and Dib, Invader ZIM

"They EAT with their MOUTHS? I think I'm going to be VIOLENTLY ill!"- Crypto, Destroy All Humans

"Oh, bad language!"- Sotto

"What do you do when Figure A loves Figure B and wants to get married, but Figure A is already married to Figure C and Figure B is engaged to Figure D, but Figure A's domineering parents, Figures E and F, don't approve, but figures G and H-"

"DEMYX!"-Sotto, Me, and Kat doing a parody of Henry Blake's Sex Lecture.

"Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, put the cheese in the mix, and whaddaya get?"- Some random kids at my school.

"Major, dear, you're drunk."

"Aw, I'm not so think as you drunk I am."-Col. Henry Blake and Major Margaret Houlihan aka Hot Lips Houlihan. MASH

"I swear to drunk I'm not God-Ooof!"

"You swear to god you're not drunk my foot!"-Me and Mii. I fell off my bed when we were on the phone.

"Feed me!"

(Ridiculously long silence)

"I beg your pardon?"-Audrey II and Seymour, Little Shop Of Horrors, the Broadway version

"If I had a heart, this would be where I crack entirely."- Xemnas, from my story, Demyx Finally Gets What He Deserves

"This is an actual slap." WHACK! "And this is a stage slap." WHACK! - Me when I'm goofing off with Sotto.

"Gimme five!"

"I'll give ya five across the face!" - Me and Sotto again.

"Zexion? Zexion, watch out for those-"

"WAAAAAAAAAAH!!"

"...stairs." - Me and Mii. We were role-playing as Vexen and Zexion. I was Zexion, he was Vexen. I was walking around with my nose in a book and ended up falling head-first down two sets of stairs.

"So, your real name is Kitten?"

"Don't pet the Kitten."

"C'mon..."

"Don't pet the Kitten!"

"Just let me-"

"I SAID, DON'T PET THE FREAKIN' KITTEN!!"

"Okay...okay...don't hurt me..." - Mii and me again. Yes, my real name is Kitten. Don't pet the kitten, please.

"AAAH! Don't steal that!"

"I'm not stealing. I'm borrowing it without permission!"

"THAT'S STEALING!"

" 'Stealing' is such a harsh word. In the Chibi realm, we call it, 'guishnee'."

"And that means...?"

"Stealing! XD" - Mii, me, and Kat.

"...Foolish little brother..." - Uchiha Itachi, Naruto

"I'm going to tell Tobi that Abused-For-Years Naruto is segregated in Full-Of-Rapists Konoha and that Gambling-Pimp Tsunade has sold him to Porn-Reading Kakashi who's forcing him to do Very-Dirty-Things all day long, so Protector-Of-Pures Tobi just HAS to save him."

"...Leader's going to kill us." - Itachi and Kisame, from Karjin Aska Shangel's story Just because

"I thought you didn't care about her!"

"I don't! But, if somethings happens to her, then I get sued for child abuse when she's not even MINE!" -Me and Zorfendor. Don't ask. It was Halloween, and Zorf was in a Jigsaw costume. Saw fans would understand.

" 't.A.T.u' as in 'taboo' as in NO." - an older friend of mine.

"Kisame, I don't want to sound ungrateful or anything because I am grateful, but, do you REALLY have to fix my pants with me still IN them?!" - Me and a friend. Role-play situation that kinda went like this. I was Itachi, he was Kisame, and I was climbing a tree and fell out of it, ripping a HUGE hole in the seat of my pants. I told him, and he went and got a needle, some thread, and a black patch and sat down on chair. I turned my back and started to take my pants off when he said, "No, leave them. Just c'mere and lay down." My immediate reaction, "WTF?!"

"You lack hatred..." - Uchiha Itachi, Naruto

"But...but...sour cream is my life! My blood! My love! ...Oh, damn! JULIE!! I'M CHEATING ON YOU AGAIN!!" - Me. I wanted sour cream for my tacos. Julie is a very dear friend of mine and as such we constantly say we're cheating on each other. Not to worry, folks! I'm straight and (He's gonna kill me!) going out with Mii (JM) as of last year. Tease away, bitches!!

"You want to know the strange thing about all this...?"

"What?"

"I don't even remember HAVING a phone in here!!" - Zorfendor and me. We were freezing our asses off on a playground and set up a role-play situation where our OCs prank call a lot of horror villains (what the hell were we smoking?!) Needless to say, Jigsaw was wondering about the transdemensional phone that appeared in the warehouse. More importantly, who the hell had the number!

"Game over..." - Jigsaw, SAW

"True art is...a real BANG!" - Deidara, Naruto

"I hear voices, and I don't think they're in my head." - My homeroom teacher. She said that because the class was talking and I got a real kick out of it.

"Hello, Mr. Hindle. Or as they called you around the hospital: Zepp." - Jigsaw, SAW

"Itachi-sama...-chan...baka...thing..." - Zorfendor

"And so, both Strong Bads entered the 'Dig To China With Your Ears Contest'."

"This is...just about the second or third worst contest I've ever heard of." - An announcer and Strong Bad, Homestarrunner(dot)com

"You people are STILL using 'would of''!! If I see it on ONE more paper, I'll murderize you!!" - My homeroom teacher again. English class.

"Bad Itachi!! Where's the paddling stick?!"

"I dunno, hmm."

"Here, use this!"

"WHAT THE HELL?! THAT'S THE FREAKIN' SAMEHADA!!"

"So?"

"Wait a -AAAAAAAAH!!" - An older friend, my sister Kat, Mii, and me. Or, in this order, my friend, Mii, Kat, me, Kat again, then me 'cause that freaking sword was made of wood T.T RP situation. My friend was Leader-sama, My sister was Kisame, Mii was Deidara, and I was Itachi. My friend had me by the back of my collar and was yelling about my failed mission. When I tried to escape, she called for the 'paddling stick' (major inside joke). Mii had no idea where she kept it (we were at her house) and Kat held up the Samehada. She took it. Ouch.

"Now, last year I overheard your English teacher tell you that she was going to hold your hand through your research project and then you'd be on your own this year. I hate to call her a liar, but I'm going to hold your hand through it this year because I'm frightened of what you'll produce on your own." - My English (homeroom) teacher, again. Man, that woman has some great one-liners...!

"Of course. The big D-U-H." - My art teacher. Someone was talking and she asked him to repeat what she said. Of course, he didn't know, so she said this.

"I think Bender is telling the truth."

"AAAAAAAH!!" - Leela and the whole Planet Express gang (minus Bender), Futurerama

"Just so long as you smeer it on your face in a TASTEFUL fashion, you're okay."

"Sorry, Dad. Too busy licking to groan."

"And how much cupcake batter do we pour in each? Just a LADEL bit!"

"You're not funny." - My dad, me, my dad again, and my sister. He was making cupcakes! . Don't get that wrong, though! My dad's a cool guy!

"Turtwig, use grass wizzle!!" - my little sister Kat. (Oh,the irony. I'm Kitten ((oldest)) she's Kat ((youngest)).)

"I smell something fishy."

"That would be my partner."

"Itachi-san!" - Kakuzu, Itachi, and Kisame from ch. 4 of my story, Don't Tick Off The Shark!

"Radda, fradda, flim-flam CRACKER-JACKS!!" -My little sister Kat again.

"I'll save your metalic butt for you."

"Robot wishes for salvation of metalic butt." - Park Manager and Unit 8850, Thrillville: Off The Rails.

"And a couple red candles-"

"Will match your blood on the walls if you don't shut up!" - Amanda and Hoffman from Zorfendor's (Well, technically mine but under his name) story, Jigsaw Got Run Over By A Reindeer

"It's okay, just breath in and out, in and out-"

"I'm in trouble, not pregnant!" - My sister Kat's friend and Kat.

"Snap, crackle, pop!"

"Did I just hear Rice Krispies?"

"No, that was my spine." - My sister Kat and me.

"Hey, we're teens. We do rude and disturbing things." - Me.

“I can carry him back if you like,”

“No, thank you.”

“But he is sleeping soundly. If you hand him to me with care he will not wake.”

“No.”

“Aragorn --”

“No.”

“Please?”

“Get your own hobbit.”

“I want that one.”

“No.”

“A late Yuledays gift?”

“You have no shame, sir.”

“Not at the moment.” - Legolas and Aragorn, Wonderous Indeed by Larrkin

"Oh, fuck!"

"What?"

"I just sneezed out my tampon!" - Me and my sister. I sneezed, and somehow my tampon came out...

"I'll always be right here."

"In my boobs?"

"NO! In your heart!" ~ My sister and me again... (huggles her)

"Crest Oral B electric toothbruth. It's like an orgasm in your mouth!" ~Me commenting on my new toothbrush.

"Oh, we are in serious shit... Don't start, Kitchi. Not now." ~ t.A.T.u Crazi

"But, Kisame...what if I break my promise?"

"Then when we meet in the afterlife, I'm gonna paddle you for lying." ~Itachi and Kisame, chapter 34 of my story Don't Tick Off The Shark!

"Get ready, 'cuz this is gonna hurt like hell!!" ~Hidan, Naruto

"Hey...Kakuzu-cha~an..." Hidan, decapitated, Naruto

"Was Kakuzu sitting here all this time? That explains the money-grabbing noises I heard moving behind the sofa...Hi, Kakuzu!" ~Itachi, Fun With Akatsuki

"Alright, which one of you jackasses just beefed in the elevator?!"

"Oops, sorry." ~Francis and Zoey, Left 4 Dead

"What the hell are you doin', Francis?!" ~Bill, Left 4 Dead

"I hear a Witch...heh, I'll give her somethin' to cry about..." ~Francis, Left 4 Dead

"Grabbin' pills..." ~Louis, Left 4 Dead

"What if just your beard starts to turn, can I shoot that, too?" ~Francis, Left 4 Dead

My Theories: Clowns are out to get me...

Words of Wisdom: Talking to myself is the only intelligent conversation that I have. (Same can go for you.) When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes and then laugh at life's pain. (Kitty Kat-Chan uses the same words of wisdom.)

Phrases That I Say Way To Much: 1) HI! 2) ... 3) Yeah right! And suicide is painless! 4)Mii...shut up and let me handle this! 5) I think I need a hug! 6) WHOO! Do it again! 7) I have no idea... 8) I didn't do it! 9) I ate a flower! 10) Holy cheese and macaroni! 11) Meow!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped on air, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi (I don't know about Mii, and the pen name is actually Jinzouningen) - I don't remember where I found these...

If you know someone who should get run
over by a bus, copy this into your profile.(lol yup i know tons of these kinds of people)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Feathers of Hope's profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air ( or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on ), copy this in your profile

If you have friends that threaten, hit, or call you names ( hehe ) for GOODreasons, copy this in your profile

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged on the table repeatedly, and received weird looks from anyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Michi-Baka, Neji's fangirl, Yukisgirlfriend, Jinzouningen

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile -yukisgirlfriend's profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you like MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. - IAmMadlyInLoveWithJohnnyDepp's profile.

If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and then totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.-This is my own works.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working in the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother through painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks from graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom apartment for two men.
I am the person who never knows what bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized that I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church. Not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents that he loves another male.
-Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong-

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy this into your profile. - cip's profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

Jokes That I Don't Want You To Take Seriously: In my F.F.s, I often joke that I'm on crack. I'm not a drug addict and never will be.

I just started school, so updates will be less frequent! Sorry! XP

Hey, Zelda fans! I found this on YouTube. Watch if you want to see some of The Legend Of Zelda, The Twilight Princess. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KWHB7q9Sps It's to the Three Days Grace song, Animal I Have Become.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCXIzS_iY0k Watch if you like the Teddy Scares doll series. (Hugs Mazey)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFZ4GMvMcjg&mode=related&search= Laughs so hard she chokes. LOL Commando Vexen!

BUDDIES ON HERE!! cip, Zorfendor, Sotto, t.A.T.u Crazi, Flamecolonel

Well, tschuess!

JM's Part, Not of Doom

OK people here are some things that I want to post here. One I have a poll on which video game system people like. It is at the very top of this page just click vote now and pick one.

Second me and my friend Zorfendor have started a role play, and we need more people to join. For those of you who don't know a role play is when you create your own character and can act as that person. This is a site pretty much devoted to role playing and it is a lot of fun. This is a Naruto one and you can create a person that could be part of a resistance against an evil organization, part of the organization, or a regular shinobi. You can give your character any jutsu and so on and so forth. Anyway if you are interested here is the link www.zorfendorirving.proboards42.com/index.cgi .

Name: Like I would tell you that...Mii (Pronounced my not me.)

Age: 16

Eyes: Greenish blue.

Favorite Movies: Don't have any or too many to think of.

Favorite Songs: Too many to count.

Favorite Books: Too many.

Favorite Parings:

Naruto/Hinata- What? They would make a good couple.

Least Favorite Parings:

Might Guy/Rock Lee: So wrong and overly used.

Kratos/Zelos- This paring is really really wrong.

Haku/Zabuza- Overly used and Haku is a boy.

Favorite Quotes:

"Hide the Rum."- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest.

"Now get ready, here we go." -Storm Runner announcer, Hersey Storm Runner.

"Under this mask is, another mask."- Kakashi Hatake, Naruto Episode 101.Funnier when you see the episode.

"Code DHACAWTHM!!"- Axel, from JK's story, Demyx Has A Cold

"I got a jar of dirt. I got a jar of dirt. I got a jar of dirt."- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest.

"Kids, don't use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs." Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic X episode 1.

Favorite Song Lyrics:

"Live and learn!

Hanging on the edge of tomorrow.

Live and learn!

From the works of yesterday.

Live and learn!

If you beg or if you borrow.

Live and learn!

You may never find your way." Live and Learn, This is the refrain and I think it applies to life.

"I don't know what's worth fighting for,

or why I havew to scream.

I don't know why I instigate,

and say what I don't mean.

I don't know how I got this way.

I know it's not alright.

So I'm breaking the habit!

I'm breaking the habit!

Tonight!" Breaking the Habit, Part of the chorus line . People always have bad habits.

If you have ever fallen in a lake more than once in a day and you were fully clothed, copy this into your profile.

Likes: Naruto, Organization XIII, Annoying people to no end, Sonic games, Tales of Symphonia, Teddy Scares, Music, Playing Guitar / Trombone, Roller Coasters, and DBZ.

Dislikes: People who think they're better than everyone else, stuck up people, and people who write stupid stuff and pass it off as a fic.

Quote: Now what.

I found this to add to JK's Commando Vexen, Barbie Girl Vexen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewaIPONcyKI

Later

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1. Bubblegum! Secret Chapter! reviews
A one-shot for the release of the new KH DS game. Pure randomness and a little bit a gum. Fear the implied AkuDemy shonen-ai! I AM ALIVE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-10-09 - Axel & Demyx - Complete
2. Don't Tick Off The Shark! » reviews
Kisame proves that he's more then capable of taking care of a certain weasel. This is a discipline fic, and I'm now comfortable with writing it. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't touch. Thx and have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 41,856 - Reviews: 601 - Updated: 8-15-09 - Published: 12-9-07 - Itachi U. & Kisame H.
3. Naruto's Turn reviews
Naruto is getting into trouble on a whole new level. What is Iruka going to about it? Warning: Contains spanking. Don't like, don't read. Pretty simple. Title may be reconsidered. One final thing... I'm JM not JK. JK is my co-author. Got it. Thank you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-1-08 - Naruto U. & Iruka U.
4. Complaints Of Organization XIII » reviews
Organization XIII want you to know how they feel about Kingdom Hearts. Guest appearence by Ansem! WARNING: Contains slight OOCness and Marluxia on suger high. Rated T for later chapters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 4-24-06
5. Hidan, That Does NOT Go There! reviews
Just a small little crackfic based off a real event. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implied sexual situations. Threesome HidanItachiDeidara if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-5-08 - Itachi U. & Deidara - Complete
6. Happy Birthday, Itachi! reviews
A fun little birthday fic for everyone's favorite weasel! Happy birthday Itachi! Contains a fun little spanking. .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-9-08 - Itachi U. & Kisame H. - Complete
7. Happy Birthday, Kisame! reviews
A quick one-shot for my favorite shark! Happy birthday, Kisame!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-18-08 - Itachi U. & Kisame H. - Complete
8. Three Words reviews
Itachi barely heard his last three words. Words he'd always hated to hear otherwise, but coming from Kisame, it ment everything. Character death, implied KisaIta, angst. Have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-18-08 - Itachi U. & Kisame H. - Complete
9. Demyx Finally Gets What He Deserves » reviews
I've seen more of these. Bascially, Demyx pushes Xemnas too far on a mission and Xemnas decides enough is enough. Let me know if I should continue or delete this. Contains spanking. Don't get the wrong idea about me, and don't read if this offends you.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 9-29-06 - Demyx & Xemnas
10. Any Last Requests! reviews
Gotcha now! Any last requests? Um...two, actually. Sasuke asks Itachi if he has any last rquests, and the elder has a very bizzare answer. No yaoi, just random
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-6-07 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
11. 13 Ways To Annoy Organization XIII » reviews
Each chapter will be 13 ways to get on an O.13 member's nerves! Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 262 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 6-10-07 - Complete
12. Don't Leave reviews
I don't want you to. Because, when they reach him, they die. CoM, Zexion asks Vexen not to leave. Challenge, story 144 words. Second shot at angst, don't flame, please.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-07 - Zexion & Vexen - Complete
13. Bubblegum! » reviews
Sequel to: Demyx Has A Cold. This threat: Bubblegum. Demyx loves it. Anyone who tries to get him to spit it out gets gum in their hair! Warning: In later chapters, Demyx gets bubblegum withdraw!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 7-13-07 - Published: 5-15-06 - Demyx
14. We're Lost, Again reviews
We're lost, again... Ha! The word 'lost' isn't even in our vocabulary! Axel and Zexion get lost in Castle Oblivion. OneShot. Calvin and Hobbes parody. Drabble. 144 words. Laugh.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-26-07 - Axel & Zexion - Complete
15. The Organization Becomes Substitue Teachers » reviews
All 13 members of Organization XIII have to fill in as substitute teachers at Mii,Kitchi, and Zorfendor's school. What will happen? Rated T for future chapters. If you are new at reading our stories read some of our other fics first.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 5-1-07
16. Ninjutsu Dance reviews
Gaara goes to a dance in The Village Hidden In The Leaves. First chapter is on Sakura, then switches to Gaara. WARNING: First shot at Naruto and may make no sense. Hopefully, no OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-7-07 - Gaara
17. Why Me AGAIN? » reviews
The sequel to Why Me? Kitchi decides to invite some friends over to help with the insanity! Contains really bad singing, and occasional, horrible puns. Maybe more prank calls.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 8-10-06 - Demyx
18. My Sadness » reviews
First shot at something angsty. Fast fowards four years in the future. Kitchi, now age 17, gets into a bad car accident and struggles between life and death. The song Sadness by G Spott appears a lot. [ZexionxDemyx, DemyxxOC, ZexionxOC, AxelxDemyx]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-10-06 - Published: 7-5-06 - Demyx & Zexion
19. Shadow's Singing Avenue Q? reviews
Shadow has an unusual story to tell his roommate...songfic. If that's not allowed, let me know. The song is from Avenue Q. Only ShadowxSonic if you want it to be.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-10-06 - Shadow & Sonic - Complete
20. Why Me? » reviews
Vexen and Demyx get stuck on a mission together, and things go crazy! Contains: Horror movies, prank calling, and Vexen getting REALLY mad.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 8-8-06 - Published: 5-31-06 - Vexen & Demyx - Complete
21. Kick Me reviews
Kitchi puts 'kick me' signs on the Organization XIII member's backs. How long will it take before they notice?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-4-06
22. My Kingdom Hearts? reviews
Xemnas tries to explain Kingdom Hearts to Kitchi. Too bad she doesn't get it. Or does she even care? Oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-29-06 - Xemnas - Complete
23. My Butterfly reviews
Crappy title. I know. Another romance fic. Zexion and Demyx love Kitchi, so Zexion decides to talk to Demyx about it. She won't find out about their little coversation, will she? Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-3-06 - Demyx & Zexion - Complete
24. More Than Just Friends reviews
A fanfiction that explains why Demyx got mad at Vexen in Why Me? It's dedicated to yukisgirlfriend. OCxDemyx pairing. OC means Original Character. Meaning in this case, Kitchi. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-3-06 - Demyx - Complete
25. Demyx Has A Cold » reviews
Demyx catches a cold and Axel wants to get rid of it. One problem, Demyx hates his medicine worse than anything. Axel and the rest of Organization XIII go crazy trying to get Demyx to take his medicine. This should get good...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 5-14-06 - Published: 4-24-06 - Demyx & Axel - Complete
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