Last Updated: 08-21-2009

Hey folks. I'm currently working on my new "When I Killed A King" story, so go read! Read!

And here's my word of caution: this story is not suitable for minors--so it'd be a good idea not to read IF you do not like or condone violence (:don't worry, we won't call you the P-word:), although I might be thinking--I mean... I might reckon that y'all 'd enjoy it otherwise!

Look, I'm a man, and I tried to limit the sexual language and the description of any sexual acts, but they are implied in my story--so tread softly.

Here's the literary synopsis so far: Naruto sets up an attack on a major crime syndicate in the Land of Fire. The Regojou were only minutes away from leaving a strip club they owned to join up with the rest of their gang in Konoha when Naruto breaks his way in, unexpectedly, and kills all of the Regojou in the room. He goes for a walk before blowing up the building several minutes later. At a bar in the same city, Naruto runs in to an ex girlfriend who has long wanted him dead for various reasons (Hinata plays the role of the psycho ex girlfriend). After multiple run-ins with the Hyuga Empress, Naruto has unknowingly developed a schema in his psyche where he usually just plays along with her demands. His logic, if it could be called that, is that dealing with her crazy mood swings long enough usually means he'll eventually get laid. Naruto spends a night with her in her hotel room after the bar they were in is leveled to the ground by a massive explosion. In the morning he leaves, on his way again to destroy the Regojou. There's a question that he still hasn't answered: when the Regojou's leaders are destroyed, will he use that leverage obliterate the monster clan and their oppression of the Land of Fire's people, or will he step in as the new tyrant and latch his fingers onto the left over strings?

So anyways, please tell me what you think of my latest (hopefully last) story. I'll have the second chapter posted up soon.

(Also the reason why "The Morning Run" was harder for me to write. Focusing on Ino all of the time is different from focusing on Naruto. Still working on the next chapter, by the way...)

I gave one reason as to why she's so squirrelly about his nuts, but I realize that's not enough. The reason was that something was taken away from her by him (not her virginity... should give you a hint, I think) that he could never replace... without his own death.

Isn't that the truth. Besides, what's hotter than multiple one night stands with an ex girlfriend while you're still not really seeing her?

5,000 words so far.