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Author has written 33 stories for Kim Possible, And Then There Were None, Higurashi/Umineko series, Fairy Tales, Misc. Books, Desperate Housewives, Suite Life series, Degrassi, Nancy Drew series, Shuffle!, and Anime X-overs. My penname is Jane Poirot, my real name shall go unknown. For those of you wanting to know the reason behind the penname, it is a combination of two of Agatha Christie's most famous detectives, Jane Marple and Hercule Poirot. It was my original username for the Agatha Christie forums on the official website, and it just grew on me. One question that I get asked a lot is which detective I prefer--Miss Marple or Poirot. Personally, I prefer Poirot because he's more of a hands-on detective while Miss Marple is more of a stand-in-the-background-and-act-innocent detective. As for any other questions you may have...currently, the woman in my avatar is the lovely Tatyana Drubich as the tragic Vera Claythorne from the Russian film adaptation of one of the best novels of all time, And Then There Were None. I'm still an ATTWN nut, but not quite as big of a one now as I was a few years ago now that I'm getting into anime (and have a current Higurashi/Umineko obsession). I still love to read though; nothing will change that. I'm thinking of changing my avatar to either Shion Sonozaki (my favourite character from Higurashi), or Beatrice (the main villain from Umineko and one of my all-time favourite villains), or maybe even Haruhi Suzumiya (aka, my fictional counterpart, lol). So keep checking back and eventually, the avatar might change. I used to be known as AIT98 (Author In Training), but I changed my penname because I personally feel I am no longer an author-in-training; I'm not published on the shelves (yet), but I have grown a bit as an author since I first came on here in October 2006 (three years ago already? Time flies fast...), so I felt it was time for a change. Part of me is tempted to change my penname again to something like Yuno Sonozaki (combining two of my favourite Yanderes), or perhaps Beatrice Sonozaki. Still, I don't think I'd truly feel comfortable parting with something that has been with me so long, so my penname will remain as it is for the time being. Misc. info below: Fav. Books: And Then There Were None, Death on the Nile, The Moving Finger, Harry Potter series, Misery, Carrie, Baby-Sitters Club series, Fudge series, Anastasia Krupnik series, Jane Eyre, Little Women, various Nancy Drew books, American Girl series, To Kill A Mockingbird, A Holiday for Murder, The ABC Murders Fav. Animes: Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Kai, Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, Shuffle!, Death Note, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, School Days Fav. TV Shows: Desperate Housewives, Ugly Betty (don’t watch much anymore, though; not because I don’t like it, but because I’m often busy on the nights it’s on), Kim Possible, Degrassi franchise (Junior High, High, and first four seasons of Next Generation), Poirot, Even Stevens, Lizzie McGuire, Teen Titans, VeggieTales (although it didn’t really start out as a TV show, and I hate how the TV station butchered it to be more ‘politically correct’), Whose Line Is It Anyway?, The Weekenders, Recess, Where On Earth Is Carmen Sandiego?, Phil of the Future, Monty Python’s Flying Circus Fav. Movies: Desyat Negrityat, And Then There Were None, Misery, Carrie (1976), Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Hairspray (2007), Clue, Doubt, Godfather movies (1 and 2), Back to the Future trilogy, Harry Potter movies, Prince of Egypt, Joseph: King of Dreams, The Craft, Finding Neverland, Meet the Fockers, Juno, Little Miss Sunshine, The Producers (2006), Moulin Rouge!, Mean Girls, Chicago, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Legally Blonde, all Pixar movies, Anastasia, Shrek trilogy, Wallace and Grommit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Forrest Gump, The Shawshank Redemption, Cats Don’t Dance, The Shining, To Kill A Mockingbird, Some Like It Hot, Vertigo, Psycho, Uncle Buck, Adams Family, Adams Family Values, Monty Python and the Holy Grail Fav. Games: Nancy Drew series (adventure and dossier; not including Creature of Kapu Cave, my least favourite game in the series), Sims 2, Rollercoaster Tycoon, And Then There Were None, Titanic: Adventure Out of Time, all Carmen Sandiego games Animes I am currently watching: Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club (I try to keep my anime watching to a minimum so I’m not totally swamped by all the animes I need to catch up with; I’m further into the first two than the third which is why I can’t truthfully include it with my favourite animes just yet) Top Pairings: Keiichi/Mion, Satoshi/Shion (Higurashi); Lombard/Vera (And Then There Were None); Kim/Shego, Drakken/Shego (Kim Possible); Susan/Mike, Bree/Orson, Bree/Karl, Bree/Tom (Desperate Housewives; last one has a bit of a...complex...brought on by a certain fanfic of mine); Rin/Asa, Rin/Kaede (Shuffle!); Beatrice/Battler, George/Shannon (Umineko; never realized just how much I truly love the latter pairing until I found myself squealing in delight over their status in the updated opening credits) | |||||||
1. Turn of the Endless Sorcerer » reviewsPost EP5 Visual Novel : Becoming the Endless Sorcerer was only half the battle. It would take reviving Beato and going back one week before the game began to win the war.Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 11-21-09 - Battler U. & Beatrice2. Waiting » reviewsFor seven years, she watched others fall in love, waiting for her love to return. One day, in February 1989, the waiting paid off.Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,095 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 10-7-09 - Satoshi H. & Shion S.3. Dear You Smile reviewsA fan made version of Dear You revolving around a certain witch's feelings for Battler.Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-09 - Beatrice & Battler U. - Complete4. Pregnant Yanderes » reviewsWhat would happen if some of the deadliest Yanderes in anime/manga/other media were to be pregnant and high on so many hormones while striving for their loved one's affection at any price? WARNING: Major crack ficAnime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 10-4-095. The Red Text Never Lies reviewsBeatrice gives Battler a little lesson in always trusting the red text.Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-3-09 - Battler U. & Beatrice - Complete6. Hunter's Lodge » reviewsTen high school students, all having just finished their final exams, are invited to a party at Hunter's Lodge, unaware that one of them is a wolf in sheep's clothing, planning to kill each of them off for their sins one by one.And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,938 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 9-3-097. Ten Little Villains » reviewsBased on Agatha Christie's And Then There Were None: Ten of Kim Possible's deadliest foes are invited to a villain's banquet by a mysterious host, unaware that one of them is a Global Justice agent in villain's clothing, ready to unleash retribution...Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,156 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 8-30-09 - Published: 2-7-098. Thirteen Years » reviewsSequel to ATTWT: A lot can change in thirteen years.And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,293 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 3-14-099. No One Mourns The Wicked: Anthony MarstonBook four in a series of stories about the ill-fated guests' beginnings and how they came to be the people they wereAnd Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Published: 8-23-0910. On the PorchMarston and Vera have a short conversation before dinner and share an innocent flirtation.And Then There Were None - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Published: 8-21-09 - Complete11. Emma Gets Pregnant reviewsExactly what it says on the tin: A parody of the same-old 'Emma-gets-pregnant' fanfics...with a twist in the end.Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-27-09 - Emma N. - Complete12. Real Life Is A Soap Opera » reviewsMere words from an insane would-be murderer? Or a statement that echoes the sentiment of the eight years leading up to the events of Stay Tuned For Danger?Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 1-10-0913. No One Mourns The Wicked: Edward Armstrong » reviewsBook three in a series of stories about the ill-fated guests' beginnings and how they came to be the people they wereAnd Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-20-09 - Published: 11-29-0814. Ten Little Tiptons » reviewsZack and Cody have to rewrite the Agatha Christie classic 'And Then There Were None' as an English assingment and soon learn that art imitates life...Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,730 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 2-10-08 - Complete15. Aftershock » reviewsDesyat Negrityat, AU: Just when the biggest earthquake ended, a series of little earthquakes began, violently disrupting the lives of two individuals who each think the other wronged them. But who is truly innocent and who is truly guilty?And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 67,989 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 3-30-09 - Complete16. Finale: Sweeney Todd StyleAU: Yes, the season five finale was fine and dandy, but this is how Dave's storyline should have been resolved...Sweeney Todd Style.Desperate Housewives - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Published: 5-18-09 - Complete17. Shuffle! Series Two » reviewsThe unofficial, fanmade version of what could be in store for Rin and the girls, raising the question, was the competition ever truly over?Shuffle! - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-12-09 - Published: 4-7-0918. And Then There Were Two » reviewsAU: What if the boat arrived in time and rescued the murderer's two final intended victims? And what if, after a series of trials and tribulations, they developed feelings for each other?And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,115 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 3-12-09 - Published: 7-30-08 - Complete19. How Not To Write ATTWN Fanfiction reviewsInspired by Fomalhaut's How Not To Write Titanic fanfiction: Exactly what it says on the tin, no false advertisement abound, so all aspiring ATTWN fanfic writers, read it and weep.And Then There Were None - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-18-09 - Complete20. No One Mourns the Wicked: Philip Lombard » reviewsBook two in a series of stories about the ill-fated guests' beginnings and how they came to be the people they wereAnd Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-29-08 - Published: 7-7-0821. No One Mourns the Wicked: Vera Claythorne » reviewsBook one in a series of stories about the ill-fated guests' beginnings and how they came to be the people they wereAnd Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,452 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-24-08 - Published: 5-19-08 - Complete22. Hope reviewsYes, it's yet another AU Cranny baby fic, yipee. Only it's partly AU and partly not...Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-18-08 - Manny S. & Craig M. - Complete23. Those Wretched Filmmakers! reviewsThe ATTWN characters, mainly Blore, react to three of the film versions WARNING: Makes little to no sense .And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-14-08 - Complete24. Trust reviewsThe 1945 Movie: "By the way, why did you trust me?" "Why did you?" But they both knew the answer...And Then There Were None - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-29-08 - Complete25. Ten Little Housewives » reviewsBased on Agatha Christie's 'And Then There Were None': The women of Wisteria Lane and their loved ones are invited to a New Year's Eve party by a mysterious host who proceeds to make each and every one pay for their sins...Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,850 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 2-6-08 - Published: 12-29-07 - Complete26. The Diary of a Child Murderess reviewsVera writes her own account of Cyril's drowning.And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-25-07 - Complete27. Betrayal reviewsBased on Agatha Christie's 'Death on the Nile': A poem about Jackie's feelings when Linnet betrays her.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-25-07 - Complete28. Dreams of Hugo reviewsWhat worries us during the day comes back to haunt us in our sleep. Vera Claythorne, in particular, knows this quite well...And Then There Were None - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-17-07 - Complete29. Which Mirror is most Underappreciated of All? reviewsSnow White' from the mirror's POV.Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-17-07 - Complete30. Celine Dion's Magic reviewsTonight's karaoke night proves to be very special for Drakken and Shego, as their latest song fits them all too well...Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-21-07 - Drakken & Shego - Complete31. A Dangerous Love reviewsWhy do I love her? I don't know. Are we meant to be? Probably not. What I do know is that our time is running out...And Then There Were None - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-18-07 - Complete32. Goodbye, Vera reviewsThe last words I ever said to her--before coming back and finding everything changed--were, "Goodbye, Vera. I love you."And Then There Were None - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-25-07 - Complete33. I'll Never Stop Believing In You reviewsOne day, Shego is feeling so bored she decides to get the mailand what she gets is very unexpected...Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-9-06 - Shego - Complete
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