| La Flamingo |
Author has written 26 stories for V for Vendetta, Bourne Identity/Supremacy, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Justice League, Batman the Animated Series, Batman, Misc. Movies, Sandman, Spider-Man, Pirates of the Caribbean, Fight Club, Misc. Comics, Ironman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Life, and Fringe. "The characteristics of our romantic are to understand everything, to see everything and to see it often incomparably more clearly than our most realistic minds see it; to refuse to accept anyone or anything, but at the same time not to despise anything; to give way, to yield, from policy; never to lose sight of a useful practical object (such as rent-free quarters at the government expense, pensions, decorations), to keep their eye on the object through all the enthusiasms and volumes of lyrical poems, and at the same time to preserve "the good and the beautiful"...our 'romantic' is a man of great breadth and the greatest rogue of all rogues, I assure you." --Dosteovsky: Notes from Underground
That's probably the most simple way I can explain to you why I am here. I've heard about Fanfiction.net and, out of curiosity, decided to explore. Fanfiction is a really, really difficult thing to write well. Like all of you, I have seen the aftermath of when a half-crazed fan goes loco and decides to start writing, and I can easily say that it is not pretty. If anything, it is frightening and scary and kinda makes you want to curl up in a corner and die. ...or at least that's what I want to do, anyway. I am a fan of many things, and once upon a time I had two very long, painful lists posted up with all the things in my life I adored. I reasoned quickly, however, that people have short attention spans and it's best to get this type of thing out of the way in a quick and simplistic way that could make everyone happy. I appreciate good storytelling, and therefore might dabble in all sorts of fandoms if inspiration decides to strike me. Who knows? I bounce around the fanfiction globe, and for all you know I could appear anywhere, at any time, UNANNOUNCED:D Anyhoo: I love writing, I love reading, and I usually can take well-constructed critiques well. Thanks for taking the time to cruise through the profile. I hope that you have a nice day and enjoy looking through the gallery. Please stumble down LaFlamingo Lane again. Cheers, | |||||||||
1. Variables reviewsThe leads back to Massive Dynamic get old after a while. *The Pattern changes.*Fringe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-11-09 - Complete2. Blackout » reviewsIt was Cain who whispered in his ear and told him to sit in the bench. It was the unknown Webb that saw the figure walking by and told him it was the brother. He knows now that nothing is coincidence, but perhaps that realization is too late...Bourne Identity/Supremacy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,494 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 11-19-063. Six Years and Crystal Clear Bars reviewsThey forget to tell Charlie a lot about SHU. Prison-centric.Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-6-08 - Complete4. The Origin of ΔS reviewsEnergy can be neither created nor destroyed...but it has to start somewhere. *entropy, n: the steady deterioration of a system or society*Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete5. Storytime reviewsWhat? Did you think it would just end, like that? That the curtain would sweep shut, the credits would roll, and then equilibrium would be restored to the real world? It never worked the way, sweetie. You should know better. TDK Aftermath, Spoilers.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-7-08 - Complete6. Session » reviewsFirst off, he’s never done this before, and it’s really uncomfortable and he’d really appreciate it if you could turn off the recorder. Implied T/P; slight movieverse spoilersIronman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,255 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 6-19-08 - Complete7. Grocery List reviewsShe runs into Christine Everheart at the supermarket and she doesn't know what's more awkward, the fact she's run into Ms. Vanity Fair in the vegatables or the fact that she's actually grocery shopping. Oneshot. T/P, Christine Everheart.Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-24-08 - Complete8. Hot Rods and Kleenex reviewsShe won't step over that fragile boundary, no matter how much she even wants to. Tony/Pepper, movie-verse.Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-19-08 - Complete9. The Brief History of a Man Named Yinsen reviewsDid he ever detail to Stark more details of before imprisonment? No. Because something like that, something so deep, so soon and so bloody, was far too personal. movie-verse, mild spoilers .Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-19-08 - Complete10. Countdown reviews*Warren Ellis' Fell* She's been missing for two days. Two days of worrying, two days of pacing, two days of no sleep. Two days Mayko's been missing, and he knows in his gut that something is terribly wrong.Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-22-08 - Complete11. Crucifixion reviews*Cyrano de Bergerac* But he is crucifying himself. Each day sparring becomes more painful, each parry, lunge and thrust becoming more work than the dance it used to be. But he will not bow down, tell himself that he is still in love with her.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-9-08 - Complete12. Athena reviewsWomen, you discover, stumble across Project Mayhem in Hein Tower, the evil demon that cackled over town and in their own homes, their husbands with scars and cuts and coal eyes and checkerboard teeth. And women, they create their own counterbalance. AU.Fight Club - Rated: T - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-13-07 - Complete13. Russian Pragmatist reviewsDostoevsky would laugh at her – White Nights in the flesh, reincarnated in the feminine being of Irena Neski – but she is no hopeless romantic, no dreamer. She is only someone who wants change. PostSupremacy, cont. of Repercussions and Rebirth. Oneshot.Bourne Identity/Supremacy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-3-07 - Complete14. Repercussions and Rebirth » reviewsNoah Vosen has been a sore loser ever since he was five years old and had his butt kicked by his four year old sister at Tic Tac Toe. PostUltimatum musings.Bourne Identity/Supremacy - Rated: T - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-3-07 - Published: 8-8-07 - Complete15. Heavy Baggage » reviewsThey’ve been sisters since their founding, but this doesn’t mean that when Gotham decides to bring some of her baggage to the Big Apple that New York will be pleased about it...[Batman SpiderMan Crossover]Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 5-8-0716. Decaffeinated reviewsA small part of you asked when the job started getting scary for you. When it got to the point where you gave the chain of command the Finger and did what you felt needed to be done, but even now you're not really sure. PostUltimatum, Spoilers. Landy POV.Bourne Identity/Supremacy - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-6-07 - Complete17. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly » reviewsIn a shattered mirror they look at their reflections and are troubled to find that they themselves cannot decipher who is who and what is what. A study in characters yes, the whole motley crew. Drabbleish.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-4-0718. Vigilantes Anonymous reviewsThe founding was a less than glamorous one. That cold, church basement, with its rickety folding chairs and gloomy faces...it was a secret place, and a quiet place where the Big Seven couldn’t reach them, but maybe that’s what made it so special. AU, OS.Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-25-07 - Complete19. Symbiotism » reviewsEddy makes such an excellent host. [Movieverse, SP3 spoilers]Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-4-07 - Complete20. Just Business » reviews[Post The Endless] It is not natural for mortals to dream of Death and Destruction, the woman tells her. You understand that, don't you?Sandman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-29-07 - Published: 4-22-0721. Cat's Paw » reviewsHeroes, villains, victims, perpetrators...all played by him, it is in this and only this betrayal that they are one. [PostHush, Spoilers]. Series of short vignettes.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-29-07 - Published: 4-7-07 - Complete22. The Power of the Child » reviews[Children of Men] Small and tiny she may be, helpless on her own and unable to protect herself, but this new child in the age of the dying affected even the smallest of characters. Drabble.Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete23. The Ventriloquist reviewsArnold Wesker is in control. Just not in the ways people expect.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-2-07 - Complete24. Epiphany » reviewsFor some, these moments of realization come in the blinking of an internal lightbulb. For others, the epiphany takes time. Either way, they will understand. [vignettes]Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-31-07 - Complete25. A Mobile's Revenge reviewsHe tells himself repeatedly that they're just a pair of guns, that they're probably worth nothing. Of course, Haggling Rat Tom begs to disagree.Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-19-07 - Complete26. London Bridge's Falling Down » reviewsThe aftermath of revolution is not nearly as one might expect. All of V's puppets are learning this the hard way.V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-28-06 - Published: 4-15-06