ATTENTION ALL AKATSUKI FANS!

Soooo... If you don't like the Akatsuki from Naruto Shippuden, then you shouldn't be reading this blurb -_-' Anyways, I formed a little group known as The Akatsuki Wannabes. Feel free to ask about joining. We're always looking for new Wannabes! We call ourselves the Akatsuki Wannabes, but Orochimaru-sama calls us the Akatsuki Rejects. Sometimes I wanna punch him, but I know better than to do that... -_- (-rubs head-) I found out the hard way... T_T It's easy to join. Just send me a PM with your character's name and you'll show up on this page and the Youtube I made for it. http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAkatsukiWannabes You can send a PM from Youtube if you want too =D

Leader:

Kiwi Uzumaki

Second:

Nayra Uzumaki

Naruka Uzumaki-Uchiha

Members:

Strawberry Uzumaki

Crystal Calci

Kako Archer

Akasha Tashio

Peaches Takai

Sasuka Hyuuga

Juuni no Sye

Luka

Profile Updated November 16, 2008 at 8:51pm

THIS PROFILE IS GUARDED BY GENETICALLY ALTERED SUPER KITTENS! if you dont kno about super kittens, watch Xiaolin Showdown till ya do.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination.

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(_), people who dislike cats must have been mice in a previous life X3 (don't get me wrong. i love cats:)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DemonDaughter, digiwildfire

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have made any friends on this site, copy this to your profile and add to the family: digiwildfire, Lupe191919, Virtual Dragon of Oban

If you wish that "Molly" listened to Jordan in "Nervous Like Ning and Skun", copy this to your profile.

If "Nervous Like Nong and Skun" really made you nervous (or embarrassed, etc.), copy this to your profile.

If you wish that "Molly" and Jordan shared their body heat in "Optimized Like Ondai", copy this to your profile.

"If you wish it was "Molly" who was in her room and her that came out with the flowers that (I'm not putting the name in cuz it's a spoiler) left there and not Don Wei in "The Origin of the World", copy this to your profile.

If you think "Molly" and Jordan were meant for each other, copy this to your profile.u care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

If you suck at summaries, put this in your profile and add to the list: digiwildfire

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!(heh, i've seen a purple cow at an ice cream shop:)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you are a Zutaraian! (Written by Zutara-Princess)

"ZUTARA 4 EVER!

I will never betray their love!

Zutarians will stick 2gether,

We will be strong and stay above!

Kataang will never prevail, we will win this war,

And even if we're losing,

That's reason to fight all the more!"

Oh yeah, if you think that every time that Oban Star-Racers shows on TV should be a national holiday, put this in your profile, then put together a protesting group and fly to the White House! (and while you're at it, do your best to get George Bush impeached(kicked out) of the White House!)

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

IMPORTANT! ALL INCOMPLETE STORIES ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE DUE TO MAJOR WRITER'S BLOCK!

Fave Quotes:

" He's not gay. He's just, really pretty!"

"The man might be the head, but the woman's the neck, and she can make the head turn any-way she wants..."

"I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse..."

"Kiss my fingers, they're sexy!"

"Hamulet was tormented by his mother's incestuous relationship with his uncle." Translation "Hamulet went totally nuts when he saw his mother doing it in the sack with his uncle."

"Are you going to take a shower?" - "No. I just got naked and turned on the water for my own personal pleasure..."

Those quotes come from the profile of Kish's Kittie. Formerly(sp?) known as Psyco-Freak-Chick. i put them in my profile because they're funny

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I'M BACK AND MORE INSANE THAN EVER! XD I'm deleting a bunch of my old stories. I'll keep some of them in particular, ones that I think were pretty good. Others will go bye bye! Sorry to disappoint those of you who liked the deleted stories... T_T Anyways, I'm back with new OCs, a new nickname, and a new anime obsession! To find these out... Scroll down! =D

Name: I go by Kiwi Cyclone nowadays! Or I go by my new OC's name... YOU SHALL SEE SOON! XD

Age: 15 (woot!)

Current Anime Obsession(CAO): Naruto Shippuden =D IT ROX X3

~~~OCs~~~

Name: Kiwi Uzumaki

Age: same as Naruto

Description: Naruto's identical twin sister(belive it! XD) She doesn't have a crappy catch phrase though

Allies: None at the moment, she's a rogue and an Akatsuki Wannabe!

Crush: Deidara-kun =D

Series: Shippuden and regular

Name: Nao Himidori

Age: 18

Description: Long blonde hair, dark(almost black) blue eyes, wears a black jacket and miniskirt.

Allies: None. She's Kiwi but doesn't know anyone. She got a severe case of amnesia.

Crush: same as before ;D

Series: Shippuden

Name: Rou

Age: 4 years older than Kiwi/Nao.

Description: Short brown hair with long bangs covering most of his left eye, wears an Akatsuki cloak, Kiwi's insane cousin O.o

Allies: Akatsuki, Kiwi/Nao

Crush: None that I know of

Series: Shippuden (maybe regular)

Name: Ayame

Age: unknown

Description: Small silver snake that's half regular snake and half demon. Kiwi rescued him as a hatchling. If she hadn't, he'd have become hawk-chow! O.o

Allies: Kiwi/Nao, anyone Kiwi/Nao is allies with

Crush: None that I know of

Series: Shippuden and regular

Name: Frost

Age: Unknown, but he's old! (no offense, Frost-san... hehehehe...)

Description: The dragon demon sealed within Kiwi/Nao. He can come out of Kiwi/Nao and sit on her shoulder anytime he wants. He's cat-sized in this case. He can be a MAJOR pervert... At times he's 10 times worse than Jirayia (--twitches--)

Allies: Kiwi/Nao, Ayame, anyone Kiwi/Nao is allies with

Crush: Secretly likes Kora(see next post!)

Series: Shippuden and regular

Name: Kora

Age: Unknown

Description: The Kyuubi's half sister. She's a shadow kyuubi and is black with purple-tipped ears, tails, paws, and muzzle. She can sit on Kiwi/Nao's shoulder as well. She's the alternate demon to Frost. Sometimes they're both in Kiwi/Nao.

Allies: Kiwi/Nao, Ayame, anyone Kiwi/Nao is allies with

Crush: GIGANTIC crush on Frost

Series: Shippuden and Regular

Name: Sukai

Age: Unknown

Description: Jet black wolf demon with sky blue eyes and markings to match. She has a slightly French accent and got her name from her eyes. Sukai=Sky

Allies: Teki, Teki's allies (see post after next)

Crush: None

Series: Shippuden and Regular

Name: Tala

Age: Unknown

Description: A small brown dog with darker brown ears and eyes. She's Kiwi/Nao's summoning animal.

Allies: Kiwi/Nao, anyone Kiwi/Nao is allies with

Crush: None as far as I know

Series: Shippuden and/or regular

Name: Teki Uchiha

Age: 16

Description: She's Sasuke's twin sister, minus the duck-ass hairstyle. She's got her hair in two fairly spikey pigtails and has red highlights. She calls both of her brothers "emo" and is constantly teasing her twin. I can't find a better phrase to describe her personality other than "Punk Rock Chick" Sukai is sealed within her.

Allies: Akatsuki, Kiwi, Wannabes, Sound nin (She varies. In one fic she'll side with the Akatsuki =D and in another she'll side with Sound, for example.)

Crush: Obsesses, rabidly, over Kabuto

Hobby: Teasing Sasuke.

Favorite Words/Phrases: "Jackass!" and, my personal favorite, "--to Sasuke-- Fly away, Duck Boy! Fly away!"

Series: Shippuden and Regular

Name: Kosuke Uchiha

Age: 16

Description: Triplet to Sasuke and Teki. He has short black hair with blue highlights. He's extremely overprotective when it comes to Teki. I have no clue why. He just does.

Crush: None (I think...)

Allies: Konohagakure. He's like, the only Uchiha who didn't leave Leaf. He's a goody goody like that.

Series: Shippuden and Regular

Name: Keda Youchi

Age: 13

Description: She's usually wearing a frilly blue-purple-and-pink dress. She's got pale blonde hair(not bleach blonde though) and pale violet eyes. She turns into a black cat with purple eyes and a pale purple ribbon around her neck. She says "Ku" instead of "Meow". She'll often say "Ku" at the end of her sentences in human form.

Allies: It varies. If it's raining outside and she's in her cat form(she hates the rain), anyone who lets her into a house is good in her book.

Crush: None as far as I know

Series: Various animes