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Age- 15
Favorite Colors- black, red, silver, purple, pink, orange, blue
Music- Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Rascal Flatts, Yellowcard, My Chemical Romance, Relient K
TV Shows- Law and Order SVU, Friends (I worship Chandler. Our personalities our exactly the same), Will and Grace, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, So You Think You Can Dance, ER
Movies- Pirates of the Caribbean, RENT, The Breakfast Club, Fever Pitch, X-Men, Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban

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The Big Debate...Couplings
RENT- MarkMimi, MarkJoanne, AngelCollins
Breakfast Club- AndyAllison
Harry Potter- HermioneRon, DracoGinny, DracoHermione, HarryGinny
Pirates of the Caribbean- JackElizabeth (after seeing Dead Man's Chest, I love this!)
Law and Order SVU- OliviaElliot, AlexFin
Friends- RachelRoss, ChandlerMonica, JoeyPhoebe (Can't picture it? Visit http://www.geocities.com/joepheebs/)

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My Favorite Quotes from...

Family Guy

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.) I woke several hours later in a daze."

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)
Chris: Dad?
Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy crap, It's Chris! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework?
Chris: (nods his head.)
Peter: Finish all your subjects?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
Peter: You still awake honey?
Stewie: What the deuce?

Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."

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Law and Order SVU

Police Psychiatrist: We still have 45 minutes.
John Munch: Well, I could give you a complete detailed account of my sex life... but what are we going to do with the other 44 minutes?

Fin Tutuola: You have the right to an attorney and if you throw up in my car, I'll kill ya.

Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Why do we always get stuck looking for the needle in the haystack?
Det. John Munch: Yeah, it's reminds me of the Easter egg hunts of my youth.
Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Your family's Jewish, you guys don't hide eggs.
Det. John Munch: I know, all those mindless hours of searching.

Olivia: He smells expensive.
Cragen: 'Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to smell the defendant.'

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Friends

Joey: I'm saying I see a difference.
Chandler: They're twins!
Joey: I don't care. Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's ... hot!

Joey: Hey Pheebs, we still on for tonight?
Phoebe: Absolutely.
Joey: I'll see you at 8.
Phoebe: Okay (Joey exits)
Chandler: So, what's at 8?
Phoebe: Oh, I have dinner plans with Joey. We get together about once a month to discuss the rest of you guys.

Chandler: 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you.'

Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.

Janice: You're a very sweet person Ross, umm, unfortunately I don't think I can take another second of you whining!
Ross: Let-let me make sure I'm hearing this right, you're ending this with me because I'm too whiney? So you're saying, I've become so whiney that I annoy you, Janice.
Janice: Well yeah!
Ross: OH…MY…GOD!

Ross: Alright. Your money's mine, Green.
Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller.