Hey, all my fans! I'm currently having a little-alright, a BIG-writer's block on most of my chaptered fics. Right now, I'll mostly be churning out little oneshots. Also, I'm working on a REAL novel, called Reclaimant: Dancing Shadows (working title). If anyone feels like beta-ing it for me, I'll be grateful! Just drop me a PM!

Also, got visit my little sister on Fanart Central! She's a great artist!
http://www.fanart-central.net/profile-CrayonPerson.php

I also have an account on there (Akrita), but there's nothing up really.

Common Notations I Use:

GoGH: Guardians of Ga' Hoole

OiL: Owl in Love

C&H: Calvin and Hobbes

Fave Pairings:

GoGH: OtulissaxTwilight, DiggerxGylfie, CorynxKalo, some HoolexLutta

Harry Potter: HarryxGinny, RonxHermione

C&H: CalvinxSusie

Series of Unfortunate Events: QuigleyxViolet

Warriors: FirestarxSandstorm, GraystripexSilverstream, BrambleclawxSquirrelflight

And most OCxanyone romance. Cause OCs rock.

Bloopers:

Under the Full Moon-chp 2

Anilegna: -kicks her owner's neck-

Owner: Ow!

Anilegna: NO NO NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DIE!

Director: Take 300...

Without You

Coryn: -falls to his knees beside Nyra and leans over her- Mother...without you...

Nyra: HOHOHO! Watch your feathers! You're tickling me!

Director: Stunt double time...

Forgotten-chp 4

Calvin: -runs towards school, hitting his head on the door...which swings open-

Director: CUT! What? The lock-the-door commitee is late again?

Planned Fics

~Warriors~

Sharptooth's Child: Sunpool, daughter of the noble Moonpool, and one of the youngest Healers in her Tribe's history, is in despair. Her father has died at the claws of fierce mountain cats. Now she has become the Healer. Unable to choose a sucessor, she embarks on a journey into the land beyond the mountains. What she discovers will change her life forever. Action/Adventure and possible Romance.

Fate: Sequel to Destiny. Will be a Young Wizards and Harry Potter crossover. Summary: Only a fool defies fate's call. When several wizards are thrown into the forest, they face four wild Clans of cats. Will they ever fit in? And why have they come? Action/Adventure/Drama/Romance/Humor (will decide specifics some other time)

Inevitable: Sequel to Fate. Working title. May be a crossover.

~Artemis Fowl~

Shuffle Shuffle: Artemis would never have come home if he knew what insanity lay ahead. Nose-breaking, white roses, hot tubs, Taylor Swift, and a promenade into the fourth dimension! What do you mean it makes no sense? Crossover with the movie Jumper in later chapters. No pairings, but hints of some. Cowritten with Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha XD. Humor, maybe Adventure.

~One Piece~

Scary Little Sister: Why you shouldn't mess with my little sister. Humor

Four Kids, a Raven, and Six Pirates: Four beginners in the field of magic and thier familiar, a raven, perform a spell that goes a little awry. Good thing they keep their heads when they meet up with pirates. Humor

Canceled Fics

Forgotten: It's being rewritten under same title.

Under the Full Moon: Blah, nothing to say. I'm not really interested in Neopets now.

The Journeys of Yerill and Perka: I'm planning a new Pokemon story!

SPECIAL SPOILER SECTION!

These are the planned pairings for my Destiny fic, a Warriors/C&H/Baby Blues crossover.

Strawpaw (Calvin)xFlarepaw (Zoe)

Skypaw (Darryl)xShadowpaw (Wanda)

Stormtail (OC,)xStarsky (OC)

Windpaw (OC)xJunglebeat (OC)

Stripedfang (Hobbes)xWhitestar (OC)

PS: The warrior code was changed to legally allow the last couple to be legal mates. (Not sure if I should do this or not-illegal=fun!)

These are random quotes from my story, Shuffle Shuffle, that haven't officially appeared yet.

Dutch people: Stop bleeding on the tulips!
Holly: We don't care about your stupid tulips.
Dutch people: GASP! You insulted the tulips! You must die! get out a giant clog-shaped tank
Holly: I think I just insulted them.
Ryz: Shuffle for your liiiiiiiiiives!

Ryz: I need to go scrub out my eyes now. I think I'm scarred for life.

Clan Allegeinces in Destiny (Constantly Updated!)

THUNDERCLAN

LEADER: Whitestar-A white-furred she-cat with blue eyes (APPRENTICE, Strawpaw)

DEPUTY: Rosethorn-A white she-cat with red patches and unusually sharp claws (APPRENTICE, Flarepaw)

MEDICINE CAT: Foxfire-A bright red, yellow-eyed tom with a bushy tail and unusually pointed ears and muzzle

WARRIORS:
Starsky-A black she-cat flecked with white and with a white left hind foot (APPRENTICE, Shadowpaw)
Stormtail-A black-gray tom, unusually dark eyes
Junglebeat-A brown-gray she-cat with larger paws than usual (APPRENTICE, Windpaw)
Stripedfang-An orange tom with green eyes and long whiskers, looks a lot like a tiger
Owlwing-A soft brown tom with yellow eyes and darker brown patches that look like wings (APPRENTICE, Skypaw)

QUEENS:
Shadowpaw-A dark black she-cat with river-blue eyes (exception, since she already had a kit upon arrival)

APPRENTICES:
Windpaw-A gray-white tom with black stripes running along his sides
Skypaw-A mussy fire-colored tom with sky-blue eyes
Strawpaw-An amber-eyed tom with messy yellow fur
Flarepaw-A fire-colored she-cat with dark blue eyes

KITS:
Wrenkit-A small black she-kit with cloudy blue eyes (MOTHER, Shadowpaw; FATHER, Skypaw)
Ravenkit-A black male kit with turquoise eyes (MOTHER, Shadowpaw; FATHER, Skypaw)

ELDERS:
Mouseberry-A gray she-cat with yellow eyes, the oldest member of ThunderClan

RIVERCLAN

LEADER: Waterstar-A blue-gray tom with a long tail

DEPUTY: Longleg-A gray tom with unusually long legs

MEDICINE CAT: Tawnytail-A yellow-brown she-cat with a ringed tail (APPRENTICE, Lionpaw)

WARRIORS:
Swiftstream-A silvery gray she-cat with unusual blue eyes
Runningriver-A dark silver tom
Silverfur-A soft silver she-cat with a crooked tail (APPRENTICE, Rabbitpaw)
Streampelt-A silver-blue tom with silvery paws
Jungletree-A dark brown tom with darker paws (APPRENTICE, Mousepaw)

QUEENS:

APPRENTICES:
Lionpaw-A light yellow tom with bushy fur
Rabbitpaw-A small, quick-footed white she-cat with a shorter tail than usual
Mousepaw-A small gray she-cat with short ears

KITS:

ELDERS:
Berryfur-A grayish she-cat with silvery splotches, retired early due to failing sight
Tornpelt-A scarred yellow tom with a ripped tail, one of the oldest Clan cats

WINDCLAN

LEADER: Falconstar-A yellow-eyed brown tom with unusually long claws

DEPUTY: Windtalon-A long-legged black tom (APPRENTICE, Runningpaw)

MEDICINE CAT: Berrytail-A reddish she-cat with one twisted paw

WARRIORS:
Hawkclaw-A brown-yellow tom with long claws
Leopardfang-A yellow spotted she-cat (APPRENTICE, Risingpaw)
Eaglestrike-A large brown tom with yellow eyes
Skywalker-A blue-gray tom

QUEENS:
Birchtail-A brown she-cat

APPRENTICES:
Runningpaw-A gray tom with a curly tail
Risingpaw-A yellow-gray she-cat with amber eyes

KITS:
Shiningkit-A bright yellow she-kit with amber eyes (MOTHER, Birchtail; FATHER, Hawkclaw)
Glowkit-A yellow she-kit (MOTHER, Birchtail; FATHER, Hawkclaw)

ELDERS:
Halfear-A tom with a dirty-white pelt and one ear completely torn off

SHADOWCLAN

LEADER: Clawingstar-A large black tom with unusually sharp and long claws

DEPUTY: Shadetail-A gray-black tom with a black tail

MEDICINE CAT: Gravelpelt-A mottled gray she-cat with one badly twisted leg (APPRENTICE, Cloudpaw)

WARRIORS:
Slashingtalon-A lean, striped brown tom (APPRENTICE, Beetlepaw)
Birdcloud-A white she-cat with yellow eyes
Swiftwind-A small gray tom with unusually long legs
Smalltail-A short-tailed gray tom
Thrushsong-A brown she-cat with yellow eyes (APPRENTICE, Robinpaw)

QUEENS:
Jaycrest-A gray-white she-cat with an unusual crest of fur on her head
Chasingbreeze-A gray she-cat, the youngest nursery queen

APPRENTICES:
Cloudpaw-A fluffy white she-cat
Beetlepaw-A sleek black tom with unusually dark eyes
Robinpaw-A brown she-cat with a touch of red on her chest

KITS:
Breezekit-A gray male kit (MOTHER, Chasingbreeze;FATHER, Swiftwind)
Rushingkit-A gray she-kit with unusual blue eyes (MOTHER, Chasingbreeze;FATHER, Swiftwind)

ELDERS:
Mudpatch-A brown tabby tom with one blind eye

STARCLAN (Only those who appear in story alive or dead, so this thing doesn't get flooded with dead cats)

LEADERS:
Firestar-A handsome ginger tom, originally of ThunderClan

DEPUTIES:

MED. CATS:
Sealwhisker-A gray she-cat with yellow eyes and unusually long whiskers, originally of ThunderClan

WARRIORS:

QUEENS:

APPRENTICES:

KITS:

ELDERS:

COMPLETED FICS:

Without You

Mommy!

That Horrible Minty Taste

Allergies

Fireflies of the Water

The Grape Wars

The Card

Desert Lovers

Forgotten (As it has been canceled, it counts as finished.)

NON-FIC PROJECTS:

Fanart collection: Currently working on: Kelpie.

COMPLETED NON-FIC PROJECTS:

Farewell, Teacher: Poem about Soren's reaction to Ezylryb's death.

THINGS THAT BUG ME (BUT WHICH I SOMETIMES ENJOY):

YAOI/YURI: Seriously, would this ever come true? Plus, it's just sick. I'll admit that some good yaois/yuris have been written, but did it have to be yaoi/yuri? -sigh-

THINGS I ENJOY:

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: It's outlawed, but I'm just soooooooooo addicted to them! -hugs her (wanted) humongous collection of Choose Your Own Adventure books-

BLOOPERS: Make me laugh my head off! I know they're outlawed, but oh well!

HUMOUROUS DRABBLES: Short and funny! I laugh my head off!

CROSSOVERS: Crossovers are cooooooooool...

Just Random Insanity:

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we can eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, meat (well, not meat), etc... Copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, Emerald Griffon

If you hate scrolling over the gazillions of 'copy and paste's in people's profiles but have no intention of stopping doing it yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol - put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you randomly quote stories in public and you are acutely aware of it but you do it anyway, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Emerald Griffon (Christopher Robin from Winnie-the-Pooh (I was realllllllllllly little, okay?), Mortagan, my stuffed weasel (-snogs him-))

If you have ever read the dictionary because you were bored, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are bored of reading 'copy and pastes' copy and paste this into your profile.

If you prefer your old mouse to this NEW STUPID LOGITECH UNCLICKING one, copy and paste this into your profile.

From http://www.warriorcats.com/name.html, I have discovered that my warrior name is Swiftface (Originally Swiftnose) of ThunderClan. o.0

Thanks MoonAquaAngel for this!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

Mom, asked me what I was writing, asked me if she could read it, I said "Uh."

Where are you?

Somewhere in the universe, in the Milky Way, in our solar system, on Earth. That help?

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

Lights and a slidy door thingy.

What's the last thing you ate?

STRAWBERRIES! YUM!

What's your personality like?

I'm crazy and random. I like scaring boys.

Who do you have a crush on?

No one.

What was the last thing you thought?

Does Naruto count as my crush? DON'T LAUGH.

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

A burning bush.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Donate half, bank half, watch it run up a whole lot of interest, treat my entire class to a trip to America FIRST-CLASS.

What are you eating/drinking right now?

My saliva...YOU DON'T EAT AT THE COMPUTER! EXCEPT SALIVA!

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

THIS! Duh

1. Find a globe. I think we had one, can't find it, too lazy. Spin it. How do I spin something nonexistent? What does it say? Globes can't talk... and I DON'T HAVE ONE!

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Heart. Creepy.

3. What can you hear right now? My mom taking a shower, and the TV.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Me: Joseph, can you stop staring at me? Joseph: No. BWAHAHAHA! Sucker. Me: I'm not a sucker. Joseph: Yes you are. Me: Whatever. End conversation

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? My dad is watching it. Sent my sister, it's some weird guy playing pool.

6. Type your name with your elbow. emkerald vgtr49ifrfrponj DON'T LAUGH.

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? Ummm...my mom told me to get downstairs. Yeah, that's it.

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? A silvery light thingy. Now my head hurts.

9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be? Um...Midnight! Yeah! She's cool and prophecy-like.

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Mmgrcoeunsihamjdkmim...look it says "ham!"

This is Bunny (nice name, huh?)

Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

List of peeps helping Bunny gain world domination: Foxsword, Emerald Griffon

Add your name to the list! Of dooooooooooooooom!

Did you know that no fanfiction has ever made me cry? As my sister put it, "Every Tragedy invovles death, and it's always the same character. You become numb to it." If you make me cry with a fanfic, you are a wonderful writer.