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since: 03-27-06, id: 1016339, Profile Updated: 03-02-08
country: United States
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Grey's Anatomy, RENT, and Torchwood.

Hello everybody! You should probably all know that I am quite often on the brink of insanity, perpetually weird, and tend to dabble in delirium.

My given name is Brittany, but I will respond to just about anything thrown in my general direction if it is not rude.

I am - Christian, pansexual, a writer, a actor, a swimmer, blonde, blue-eyed, a spectacularly awful fic updater

Due to the fact that I like a lot in fandom I am restricting myself to five in each category, however much it makes my head want to implode:

Musicals: RENT, Wicked, The Producers, Tick, tick...BOOM!, The Lion King

Books: Harry Potter, Animorphs, anything Alex Sanchez, Wicked, Warriors series

Movies: RENT, The Birdcage, The Producers, My Cousin Vinny, anything Disney (but esp. Lion King)

TV Shows: Torchwood, House, Law & Order: Original Flavor and SVU, the Graham Norton show,

REALLY likes pairings: Jack/Ianto, Angel/Collins, Maureen/Joanne, House/Wilson, Elphaba/Glinda

Favorite Actresses: Idina Menzel, Naoko Mori, Daphne Rubin-Vega, Mariska Hargitay, Ellen DeGeneres

Favorite Actors: Nathan Lane, Anthony Rapp, Wilson Jermaine Heredia, Jesse L. Martin, Robert Sean Leonard

Favorite Quotes (This will be and as-long-as-I-want list and will be frequently added to)

"I shot my best friend in the tit with my cufflink!" Cha-Cha in Flawless

"No Day But Today" RENT

"It's not the time you've got here, it's what you do with that time" None other than the late, great Jonathon Larson.

(To be sung) "If you don't like your boyfriend, boil him in a stew!" Me and my friends

"I hit Professor Higgins in the head with my M&Ms!" Me to my friend during my school's production of My Fair Lady.

"Be kind to one another" God - DUH!

"There will always be women in rubber flirting withe me!" Maureen in RENT

"You people and your quaint little categories" Jack in Torchwood

"Lets all have sex" :and I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse" Owen, Ianto, in Torchwood

"Lets play 'Capture the Fag!' Uh, I mean 'Flag!'" one of my teachers, teehee

"Champagne?!" Collins in RENT

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my 'kind.'
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
---IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS---

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... ---
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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1. Brilliant, Isn't She? reviews
Set approximately two minutes nine seconds after "Exit Wounds". Tosh left another message, for Ianto only, and, as always with Torchwood, things were not as they seemed.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-3-08
2. The Virus reviews
Ianto begins to noice strange thing happening to his body, and the past comes back to haunt Torchwood Three. JackIanto and others.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-25-07
3. Bug Juice » reviews
Teenage Bohemians at summer camp. I UPDATED!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 9-30-07 - Published: 8-6-06
4. Everyone's A Little Bit Racist reviews
Enough with the If You Were Gay songfics! The other Avenue Q songs are feeling neglected. Summary: The seven Bohemians contemplate racism and hilarity ensues.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-11-07 - Complete
5. Shot » reviews
A shooting takes place and some of the gang are witnesses. A piece of Collins' past collides with Collins' present. Crossover with Law & Order. UPDATED WITH SOME CHANGES TO CHAPTER TWO.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-5-07 - Published: 1-23-07
6. Spring Cleaning » reviews
This place is going to sparkle, damn it! Mimi is forcing them all to help clean up the loft. Things will be found and discoveries will be made. Angel is alive of course! Rated T just in case.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-2-07 - Published: 4-6-07
7. On Top of the Millenium » reviews
The Bohemians are goin' on a trip. Rated T for safety.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-11-06 - Published: 6-28-06 - Complete
8. Intuition » reviews
Meredith is caught in a terrifying situation. Will her friends be there to save her?
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-3-06 - Complete
9. Beauty and the Dork reviews
RLNT Lupin has gone back to teaching at Hogwarts, but is having an unusual problem with his students. Enter Tonks. Rated T for some, er, suggestions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-3-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete
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