Commencez par la jeunesse,

Rajoutez un bon paquet de maladresse,

Versez des litres et des litres d'imagination,

Sans oubliez la carafe d'eau-de-rose, plusieurs fleur bleue,

Et un zeste de sadisme

Ajoutez un tout petit ( on y croit ) grain de folie,

Mélanger énergiquement le tout

Et dite bonjour, me voilà.

Non ne partez pas !! Restez ici jusqu'au bout bon sang !! Bon reprenons.

NOM : Terces nu tse'c ( demerdez vous )

AGE : 18 ans ( OMD la majorité déjà, mais je suis vieeuuuux )

SEXE : Male

MANGA/ANIME FAVORIS : Naruto, Fruit Basket, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, Wolf's Rain, Elemental Gerad, Chobits, Cardcaptor Sakura, Devil Devil, Scrapped Princess, Full Metal Panic, Ayashi no Ceres, Vampire Knight.

JEUX VIDEOS FAVORIS : Kingdom Hearts I, II CoM et tous ceux à venir, Zelda, les FF ( une préférence pour le VII, le X et le X-2 ), Fire Emblem.

LIVRES FAVORIS : Harry Potter, La fantasy ( surtout les David Eddings ), Croc Blanc.

FILMS FAVORIS : FF Advent Children, Le Roi Lion ( oui j'aime disney et alors ), Stardust.

COUPLES FAVORIS : ( Bon je préviens à l'avance, je suis un yaoi fanboy acharné, mais ça veut pas dire que je n'aime que le yaoi non plus même si j n'écris que de ça ) Naruto : GaaNaru ( SasuNaru à la poubelle ), ShinoKiba, ShukakuKyuubi, KankuKiba. Fruit Basket : KyôTohru, HaruKyô. Wolf's Rain : TsumeToboe, HigeBlue. Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle : KuroFye, ShaolanSakura. Kingdom Hearts : AkuRoku, LeonCloud. Zelda : LinkZelda, LinkSheik, GanondorfLink. ( oui oui et oui, ne m'emmerdez pas ) Fire Emblem : ... Y EN A TROP !! Final Fantasy : ZackCloud ( VII ), RudeReno ( VII ), CloudTifa ( VII ), ZackAerith ( VII ), TidusYuna ( X et X-2 ), WakkaLulu ( X ), WakkaTidus ( X ) Harry Potter : HarryHermione ( mort au RonHermione et non je ne déteste pas Ron ), RonHarry ( la preuve ), DragoHarry ( hey on peut pas y couper )

DETAILS SANS IMPORTANCE : ... ( Comme son nom l'indique c'est sans importance alors pourquoi s'embêter )

Petite phrase du jour : Ok pour le moment la fac c'est de la merde.

Bon ça fait un moment que je n'ai plus rien poster ici mais je suis en train de travailler sur une fic Kingdom Hearts qui sera en Français et en Anglais alors je devrais pas tarder à faire une réapparition.

Bonne lecture.

Start with the youth,

Add a good amount of clumsiness,

Pour litres and litres of imagination,

Without forgetting sensibility,

As well as a peel of sadism,

Add a little bit of insanity, ( oooooh the understatement )

Vigourously shake it all,

And say hello, here I am.

No don't go !! Stay here 'till the end damn it !! Well let's go back.

NAME : Terces a s'ti ( figure it out youserlves )

AGE : 18 years old ( OMG adulthood already ? ( don't forget I'm French ) But I'm ooooold !! )

GENDER : Male

FAVOURITES MANGA/ANIME : Naruto, Fruit Basket, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, Wolf's Rain, Elemental Gerad, Chobits, Cardcaptor Sakura, Devil Devil, Scrapped Princess, Full Metal Panic, Ayashi no Ceres, Vampire Knight.

FAVOURITES VIDEO GAMES : Kingdom Hearts I, II CoM and all the one coming, Zelda, les FF ( special mention for VII, X and X-2 ), Fire Emblem.

FAVOURITES BOOKS : Harry Potter, Fantasy books ( specially David Eddings' ), Croc Blanc.

FAVOURITES MOVIES : FF Advent Children, The Lion King ( yes I like Disney so what ), Stardust.

FAVOURITES PAIRINGS : ( Okay I'll warn you beforehand, I'm a shameless yaoi fanboy but it doesn't mean I like only yaoi pairings even if I write only about them ) Naruto : GaaNaru ( SasuNaru in the garbage ), ShinoKiba, ShukakuKyuubi, KankuKiba. Fruit Basket : KyôTohru, HaruKyô. Wolf's Rain : TsumeToboe, HigeBlue. Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle : KuroFye, ShaolanSakura. Kingdom Hearts : AkuRoku, LeonCloud. Zelda : LinkZelda, LinkSheik, GanondorfLink. ( yes, yes and yes, don't mess with me ) Fire Emblem : ... THERE'RE TOO MANY !! Final Fantasy : ZackCloud ( VII ), RudeReno ( VII ), CloudTifa ( VII ), ZackAerith ( VII ), TidusYuna ( X et X-2 ), WakkaLulu ( X ), WakkaTidus ( X ) Harry Potter : HarryHermione ( deat to RonHermione and no I don't hate Ron ), RonHarry ( here's the proof ), DragoHarry ( hey can't help it )

POINTLESS DETAIL : ... ( Like it said it is pointless so why bother )

I'm currently working on my first English fanfic. It will be about Kingdom Hearts so watch out for it.

Have a good Time reading

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. ( well I am but still )
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. ( doesn't really fit )
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE ( sadly ) so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. ( not a chance in the world )
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. ( once again I am but it doesn't mean others are )
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Stereotypes. They're stupid and they don't define who you are; YOU define who you are. Put THAT in your smoke and pipe it! xD

You are an Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

( Source : )http://semeuke.com/quiz.html

Not completly accurate but it is quite fitting ( I don't wear cat ears and I don't bake cookies, got it ! )