Name: Julia

Gender: Female

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Hazel

Age: Depends on how I'm feeling

Likes: Harry Potter, Teen Titans, WITCH, Septimus Heap, pink, black, music, computer, TV, and reading.

Dislikes: Power Rangers and psychos.

Fav. Pairings:

TT: Rob/Star (destined), BB/T (they DO like each other!), Speedy/Rae (yes, I'm weird), Jynx/KF (another destined), Herald/Argent (one of my special quirks)

WITCH: Cornelia/Caleb (come on, it's destiny), Taranee/Nigel (another obvious), Hay Lin/Eric (see before), Irma/Martin (see two before)

HP: Hermione/Draco (QUIRK!), Harry/Ginny (no duh), Neville/Luna (see before)

SH: Jenna/Septimus (assuming)

Okay Pairings: Rae/BB (it will happen in canon), Argent/Hotspot (eh, not so bad), Ron/Hermionie (see Rae/BB), Matt/Will (again, see Rae/BB), Kyd Wykyyd/Kole (see Argent/Hotspot), Jericho/Kole (see Rae/BB)

Least Fav. Pairings: Rob/Rae (EW!), Speedy/Star (EW!), Rae/KF (EW!), Cy/Rae (more like twin bro and sis), Star/Cy (more like big bro, little sis), Star/BB (EW!), Slade/Arella (good, kind woman and bad, harsh man? uh...no),Will/Caleb (WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? DO YOU PAY ATTENTION AT ALL! Or you just think Corny is vain, but still, read the freaking books! Cornelia and Caleb save the universe because they're in love!), Cornelia/Peter (EW!), Cornelia/Rick (EW!), Cornelia/OC (EW!), Caleb/OC (EW!), Irma/Andrew (EW! HE'S A JERK!), Harry/Hermione (EW!), Ginny/Draco (EW!), Pansy/Draco (eh...no), Draco/Luna (EW!).

About Me: I'm weird and slightly insane. I always can fling myself into my own little world- which drives people NUTS. I'm 6.82 percent insane. I can never focus. If I like something, I like something, and hell to you if you try to dissuade me from it.

Look at this. It's about child abuse:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you care, post this on your profile.

Favorite quotes:

Ah lahk bold. Sooh me. -ME! I said 'I like bold. Sue me.'

Beri Tulon: "What? Are you out of your mind?"

Brenn Tantor: "Quite possibly. You gonna help me?"

Beri Tulon: "Sure. I've got nothing better to do.

Brenn Tantor and Beri Tulon, Force Commander

To solve problems, contact: troubleshoot@alliance.reb. To create problems, contact: vader@imperial.emp.

"Never be afraid to try anything new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, and professionals built the titanic."

-alsdssg's profile

"He's headed for a jail term; his life cannot be saved,

His problems are his own; his path to crime is paved."

-pg. 221, Chicken Soup For The Soul IV

Figure out killing now; mock Mai's taste in boys later.

-A Misspent Youth by Zillian, chapter four.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are a Goth and PROUD of it, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom/Harry Potter/Pirates of the Carribbean, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you love Evanescence, copy this into your profile

If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your
name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, eragonharrypotterfan, WWMTgirl

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religously then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Softkit, LostBluePhantom, Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi, Aximilli2, WWMTgirl

If you are a NevillexLuna shipper and still love it even after JK Rowling said it would never happen, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous, copy this into your profile.

If you like well-written Original Characters but hate Mary Sues, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Arktos, Random Little Writer, WWMTgirl

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have an extremely long profile, copy this into it to make it longer!

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself and/or someone else, copy this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

This is a poem about Drug Abuse, if you care at all, copy and paste this poem to your profile:
My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see.
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
I've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight.
I am so drunk ,
Most of the time
I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around,
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man
who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like a Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen,
and tonight a man
murdered me.
Remember: Say NO to drugs!Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop.If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel, Tiger Mew Mew,Jessica01, xXAnimeKittenXx, zukoluver45, WWMTgirl

Aries - March 21 - April 19 - Fire
Taurus - April 20 - May 20 - Earth
Gemini - May 21 - June 21 - Air
Cancer - June 22 - July 22 - Water
Leo - July 23 - August 22 - Fire
Virgo - August 23 - Sep 22 - Earth
Libra - September 23 - October 22 - Air
Scorpio - October 23 - November 21 - Water
Capricorn - December 22 - January 19 - Fire
Sagitarius - November 22 - December 21 - Earth
Aquarius - January 20 - February 18 - Air
Pisces - February 19 - March 20 - Water

I am an earth! Yeah!

If you ever started an argument with yourself and lost copy this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Pass it on, my friends, for a better future.

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Deathly Hallows... to all the people who died at the Battle of Hogwarts fighting for a cause they believed in... may you rest in peace.

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If someone has autism, this can mean:

Their brain works differently than others'. They don't understand facial expressions and emotions, and have a hard time showingtheir own emotions. Other people’s emotions confuse and upset them.

They have some trouble understanding language and instruction...sometimes we have to talk to them like they are younger than they are. They often seem not to be listening to us when we talk to them.

Everything stresses them out (trying to look at people’s eyes, changes in routine and schedule, doing unfamiliar activities) and so they try to stop the stress by trying to be in control of EVERYTHING and EVERYONE around them. Sometimes they might seem rude or bad, but they are really just struggling to understand things around them.

Eventheir own family can have trouble helping them sometimes, but you can help by:

--talking to them using a calm voice

--not making fun of them or teasing them

--realizing that people do their best to help him be calm and do well

--making sure you have their attention before you tell them something

Some of the symptoms or effects of autism can be:

--normal teaching methods don't work

--inappropriate laughing and giggling

--crying or tantrum

--acts as if s/he is deaf

--no fear of real dangers

--is upset by changes in routine or other things

--spins objects or own body

--extreme distress for no known reason

--sustained odd play

--has trouble playing with peers

--not cuddly; might resist touch

--little or no eye contact

--seems standoffish

--inappropriate attachment to objects

--may have trouble understanding language

--sometimes seems overactive, sometimes overly quiet

Copy this into your profile if you know someone with autism, or if you just want to spread the awareness.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

'They're' is a contraction of 'THEY ARE'. 'Their' means something belongs to a group of two or more people. 'There' is an indication of something that is not in the immediate vicinity. THIS IS NOT THAT DIFFICULT OF A CONCEPT.

Just because you learned a new word, whether it be 'cerulean', 'phenomenal', or 'juxtaposition', doesn't mean you HAVE to include it several times in the opening paragraph.

IF ONE MORE OF YOU WRITES THAT SOMEONE HAS 'CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES', I WILL F--ING KILL YOU.

I feel it is my moral obligation to state my opinions on this matter. BRITISH PEOPLE DON'T REFER TO AMERICA AS 'THE STATES'. THEY DON'T. SERIOUSLY. THEY. DO. NOT. SAY. THAT. THEY DO NOT. NOT AT ALL. NOT A BIT.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name. otherrelmwriter, WWMTgirl

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you think Danny Phantom should kick Sponge Bob's yellow square a-- copy this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

I don't suffer from addiction to Kataang, I enjoy every minute of it! If you love Kataang, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think about Avatar practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ISRAELI, so I MUST be an Army Freak.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm in Band so I MUST be a dork.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm ISRAELI, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think EVERY PERSON I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST be albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be gay and emo.

Stereotypes. They're Stupid. CAP this onto your profile if you agree.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Author's note: I know, I know, I haven't updated in forever! I procrastinate. APOLOGIES!

Author's note 2: I will be writing a novel. Soon.

Author's note 3: I have a bunch of friends on here on my account, though I am the main writer. You've met two, Leyla and Jenna. There's also Celeste, Cornelia, Eleanora, Lisa, Diana, Bianca, and Amy. Amy is a tad perverted- okay, a LOT perverted. Take her favorite joke- making sponges do it. Yuck. So, get ready for TONS of craziness! In fact, I'll just call them my muses who tend to write (grins).

Erm...there isn't anything else to say. Really.

Except for one thing.

I am one of only three or so people who reads Duncan Quagmire/Fiona stories.