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Name: Marie (well, one of them anyway)

Age: 4 or 17, take your pick.

Favorite type of music: Pop, and any song that has a beat I can dance to.

Favorite color: Lavender and any shade of purple.

Favorite book genre: Romance and fantasy are my preference, but I'll read any book that are well-written.

(just so you know, I have smut-filled stories in my faves...If you're a pervert, go ahead and read, but if you don't and manage to click on one anyway then go to the back button.)

Narutards Survey, Narutards Unite! Come on you know you wanna try it too!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Tsunade, Tenten, Hinata, Ino, Temari, Kurenai, Anko, Haku, Neji

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru/NaruSasu (even though I don’t know the difference), NejiTen, NaruSakuSasu, KakaNaruSasu, IruKaka/KakaIru, ItaSasu/SasuIta, GaaraHina, GaaraSaku, GaaraNeji

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? BOTH AND PROUD OF IT!!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Fah! I wish!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: All three North American Naruto: Ultimate Ninja games for PS2

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Sakura, or maybe Tenten. But I don't feel that I can be destined to be either.

7. Naruhina or KibaHina? NaruHina all the way babe!!

8. Sasusaku or SasuNaru? It depends on the fanfic really. There are some good SasuNaru stories out there, but by contrast there are also some good SasuSaku stories too. It's the really bad stories with these pairings that really tick me off. I also read NaruSakuSasu stories too.

9. Which team is your favorite? Definitely Team Gai, because they’re my age and they’re really cool. Lee too. Because he was based on Bruce Lee.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) HELL-OOO!! LOSER! Tobi is Madara Uchiha! God, even I know that.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? This is actually a proven fact.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara’s kinda cool.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Neither. I don’t give a shit about him either way.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? It’s a distinct possibility.

17. Sub or dub? Sub yo.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro yo. I’m even writing a fanfic about her taking my place in our world.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Neither.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Duh.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Neither. More like the Green Clown in Town yo.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku obviously.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Just hilarious.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Dunno, don’t care.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? No duh.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? I have one on the internet and many more still at works.

27. Do you like lemons? Quite of a few of my favorites are lemony one-shots, in fact. And I’ve read some stories in Naruto Adultfanfiction dot net.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yes. But they still can’t pronounce their names even though they are Asian. I don’t know whether to be embarrassed or to laugh my ass off.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes. It’s a riot.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes, but no one recognized it. I actually drew it on the board with chalk, and it was Haku’s face. A lot of people thought that it was a girl. HA!

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Yes, it was the chalk drawing of Haku. He didn’t figure out that it was a guy, either, until I told him and he was like, “What the hell is he, a transvestite?”

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Ha! Please! I don’t even have to study math to get 96! And you think Naruto will affect my grades? My school life mostly consists of me breakdancing and pleasure reading, so there's nothing to affect there.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I steal the money from my mom.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Maybe, if it actually has a good plot and is not just boring literature erotica. If the characters are two dimensional and the sex is cliched I would just use the book as a fire starter.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Dumbass, Madara Uchiha is the real leader, and the Yondaime is dead. Why is that so hard for people to process?

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I did, once, but I can’t seem to find them anymore.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Are you kidding me? When I first saw it I was like, “And here was me thinking he couldn’t get any uglier.”

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Does self-insertion count?

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Not at all. Besides, I know what chakra actually is. It is a Sanskrit term meaning circle or wheel. They are energy centers that are based on the spine and can be utilized to either reach a state of enlightenment or to lessen anxiety and to stay in touch with your senses on the Vajrayana and Tantric Buddhism. All of this jutsu based on chakra and stuff is just Masashi Kishimoto using his artistic license.

Random quotes that I love:

"Dude...My brain melted." - me

"SILENCE!" - me

"Your ass will meet my foot if you don't shut the hell up!" - me

"Cheat on me and I'll cut off your penis and balls and ram them down your throat!" - me

"You wish you had a penis that big." - me

"My dreams consist of lions eating me, giant centipedes trying to kill me and swords and blood. You think you can make that come true?" - me

"Come back here so that I can kill you!" - me

"Carpe Jugulum. Go for the throat. (Terry Pratchet)" - Onna Chance dot com

"Don't piss me off. I don't have enough room in my closet for one more corpse." - me

"Yeah that's right, Nurse Cloud can and WILL kick your sorry ass. What do you think the giant sword is for?" - me

"Perfection is a human concept made to cope with the chaos of the natural world. In other words, it doesn't exist." - me

"It’s his life. If you could choose what he does, then you’d be God." - me

“Oh please. Perfection is a human concept made to cope with the chaos of the natural world. There is no such thing.” - me

“One of these days…BAM! Right up to the moon!” - me

"Come back here so that I can KILL YOU!!" - me

“I’m an agnostic. I’m willing to suspend my belief and disbelief until I see proof that God exists.” - me

“I have no fight or flight response. It’s too troublesome to get worked up.” - me

"There are always two sides of one coin. Otherwise it wouldn't be a coin in the first place." - me

"I'm not crazy 'cause I take the right pills everyday!" - Onna Chance dot com

"Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!" - Onna Chance dot com

"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You'll see." - Onna Chance dot com

"Normal people worry me." - Onna Chance dot com

"Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case." - Onna Chance dot com

"Love me, or BURN FOREVER! But you get a choice in the matter. Cool eh? (God)"- Onna Chance dot com

"Jesus SAVES! Jordan on the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!" - Onna Chance dot com

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying, and suddenly I realized I was talking to myself." - Onna Chance dot com

"Hail to the sun god. He sure is a fun god. Ra! Ra! Ra!" - Onna Chance dot com

"Sex is hereditary." - Onna Chance dot com

"(On a shirt for women) If you're reading this, thank puberty." - Onna Chance dot com

"(On a T-shirt) Who are you and why the hell are you reading my shirt?" - Onna Chance dot com

"(On a T-shirt) BOMB SQUAD. If I'm running, try to keep up." - Onna Chance dot com

"(On a T-shirt) RUSSIAN SPY. Please ignore." - Onna Chance dot com

"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them." - Onna Chance dot com

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Onna Chance dot com

There is only one sure way to win at Roulette... steal the chips from the table. -- Albert Einstein.

"Romance is a little dry." - Chowder

Fanfiction plots that I wished were never thought of:

Harem (Argh! That is demeaning to us women and revolting! What are we to you, sex toys?! If you're so desperate to have a toy, go to a sex store you bastard!!)

Angst (Pfft! Cry me a river!)

Character Death (Like we don't get enough of this on the news.)

Character Bashing (Bitch to someone else.)

Fanfiction plots that I love:

Time travel (I've always wondered what would happen if they chose differently.)

Alternate Universe (It's curious how different they end up.)

Crossovers (This is the sole reason that I'm reading Naruto fanfiction in the first place.)

Things that too many people do in their fanfics that really piss me off

1. Bad Spelling

2. Bad Grammar

3. Trying to write romanji but failing horribly

4. Really bad usage of the comma

5. More than one person talking in one paragraph

6. Run on sentences

7. Too much Capital Letters

8. Too few Capital Letters

9. Saying that the story/summary sucks

10. Using words from other languages but not telling me what it means

If these things tick you off too then copy and paste this on your profile! Add some stuff that annoy you too if you like!

I Am Canadian

I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader
And I don't live in an igloo
or eat blubber or own a dogslead
And I don't know Jimmy,
Sally or Suzy from Canada, although
I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a prime minister, not a President
I speak English and French, not American
And I pronounce it "about," not "A boot."
I can proudly sew my country's flag
on my backpack.
I believe in Peacekeeping, not Policing
Diversity, not Assimilation
And that the beaver is
a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat.
A chesterfield is a couch
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, ZED!
Canada is the second largest landmass
The first nation of hockey
And the best part of North America.
My name is Joe
And I. AM. CANADIAN.

WHOO! T-DOT REPRESENT!

10 Golden Rules of Girl Power

1. Be positive

2. Be strong

3. Don't let anyone put you down.

4. Be in control of your own life and your destiny.

5. Support your girl friends,

6. and let them support you, too.

7. Say what's on your mind.

8. Approach life with attitude.

9. Don't let anyone tell you that you can never do something because you're a girl.

10. Have fun.

Copy and paste

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

If you believe that those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

About three things I was absolutely positively sure about...

First, Edward Cullen-san is a vampire.

Second, Bella-onee-chan believed herself to be completely in love with him.

And third, both of them are more than likely to be brokenhearted before the year ends.

While I know nothing about this type of love (all I know is that they're both acting like idiots) I do know that I don't want Onee-chan hurt.

Vampire or no vampire, Edward Cullen-san had better love my Onee-chan just as much as she loves him.

Because if he doesn't, I'll pull out his unbeating heart from his pale concrete chest for even thinking about breaking hers.

- Parody of Twilight back cover summary and part of my other newer fanfic "Japan Fangirl in Forks"

Because I am seriously lazy I am going to write this here so that I don't have to keep typing this up on my fanfics.

Disclaimer: I do not, never have and probably never will own any of the characters that I write stories around. Except maybe the OCs (Megumi for one. Not sure if I'll be making other OCs in the near future.) You could try sue me, but then all you'd get is my 21.01 dollars in my bank account so don't even bother.