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My Name: HA! I'm not telling you my name. But I WILL give you a hint! It doesn't have the letter "X" in it!
My Username: Dark's Soul Mate
Gender: F

My Icon: "WRITE your heart out." I made this pic myself, and I always write my own fiction stories with my heart.

In case any of you are wondering why my name is Dark's Soul Mate, it's not Dark as in the colour dark, but as in the character Dark from DNAngel.

10 Facts About Me:

1) I'm a writer, and one day I'll be an author.

2) You'll be reading one of my books in a library or book store one day. :-P

3) I like spelling "colour" instead of "color."

4) I can wiggle my ears and nose but I can't lick my elbow.

5) Eyem knot breinie, butt eyem purdy smartt.

6) I love God & Jesus!

7) I'm right-handed. My left hand is a sloppy writer.

8) :-)

9) I have very, very, very awesome friends & I wouldn't trade them for anything.

10) I love to dance! Jazz and partner dancing are my favorite types.

Favorites:

Favorite Month: October! I love October to death. It's my birthday month, orange is everywhere, it's Halloween month, there are scary movie marathons everywhere on TV and at the end of October you get to celebrate with all the chocolate you bought or collected for Halloween!

Favorite Pairings ('cause romance is just too cute!)

Teen Titans- RobxStar, FlashxJinx

Avatar- SokkaxSuki, ZukoxMai

DNAngel- SatoshixRisa, DaisukexRiku, DaisukexMio

FMA- RoyxRiza, WinryxEd

Naruto- LeexTenten, NarutoxSakura, KankuroxTenten, NejixTenten, NarutoxHinata, ShikamaruxTemari, KibaxHinata

s-CRY-ed- KazumaxMimori, KimishimaxMimori, CougarxMimori

InuYasha- InuYashaxKagome, MirokuxSango

X-Men: Evolution- KurtxAmanda, KurtxKitty, LancexKitty, RemyxRogue

X-Men Comics- KurtxOroro, RemyxRogue, ColossusxKitty

Eureka Seven- HollandxTalho, DominicxAnemone, RentonxEureka, MoondoggiexGidget

Other- PotsuxShita, ShizukuxSeiji, RonxHermione, KyoxTohru, SouskexKaname, FryxLeela, HarukoxNaota, BerryxTasuku, YumixUlrich

Favorite Anime/Manga
Naruto
Favorite Male Character: Rock Lee
Favorite Female Character: Tenten
Favorite Pairing: LeexTenten
Favorite Episodes: 20, 32, 43, 48-50, 69-70, 72, 75-76, 80, 98-100
First Episode Seen: 1
Other Anime/Manga: Miyazaki, Fruits Basket, Avatar, FMA, DNAngel, FLCL, Eureka Seven, Fumoffu, InuYasha, s-CRY-ed

Favorite Cartoons
Disney, The Weekenders, Teen Titans, Futurama, Doug, X-Men: Evolution, Fairly Odd Parents

Favorite TV Shows
Whose Line Is It Anyway, Drake & Josh, iCarly, I Shouldn't Be Alive, Dancing With the Stars, George Lopez, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Full House

Fav. Animated Movies: The Prince of Egypt & Treasure Planet

Fav. Computer-Animated Movie: Ratatouille

Fav. Anime Movies (3-Way Tie!): Castle In the Sky & The Cat Returns & Howl's Moving Castle

Other Anime Movies: The Place Promised In Our Early Days (love it!), Naruto Movie 1, Grave of the Fireflies (really impacting, but I also don't like it because it's really sad), Whisper of the Heart, Princess Mononoke, My Neighbor Totoro, Spirited Away, Mellenium Actress, Nausicaa: Valley of the Wind

Fav. Short Films: One Man Band, Lifted, For the Birds

Fav. Music Video: "White & Nerdy" by Weird Al

Fav. Disney Channel Original Movie: You Wish! (2003)

Fav. Classic Disney Movies: The Little Mermaid, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Beauty and the Beast, Mulan

Fav. Live-Action Movie: A Walk To Remember

Fav. Musical Ever: Hairspray (love it so much!)

Other Musicals I Love: Grease, Les Miserables, Footloose, The Phantom of the Opera, The Sound of Music

Other Musicals I Like: Annie, Fiddler On the Roof, Wizard of Oz, High School Musicals 1 & 2, Krazy Kamp

Other Movies I Enjoy: The Prestige, Harry Potter, Freedom Writers, Kate & Leopold, Pirates of the Caribbean, X-Men, Spiderman, Quest For Camelot, Treasure Planet, Joseph: King of Dreams, The League of Extaordinary Gentlemen

Favorite Color
ORANGE!

Favorite Music
I like mostly rock/alternative, but also some pop, country, and movie/musical soundtracks.

Favorite Authors
S.E. Hinton (fav), Nicholas Sparks, J.K. Rowling (other fav), Sharon Creech

10 of My Worst Favorites:

1) Ren and Stimpy. (Just the sight of them makes me queasy)

2) Heights & falling from them.

3) Feet. (Trying to get over that though)

4) South Park. >:P

5) American Dad. >:P

6) The dark. Ironic, isn't it? (my pen name for FFN)

7) Bees and wasps and hornets.

8) :-(

9) Sour foods and huge donuts.

10) Being alone.

Favorite Quotes

Whose Line Is It Anyway:

"He was wearing a thong... and he had it on backwards!" --Colin

"I'm magically delicious!" --Colin

"It was at that moment I realized he was Canadian." --Ryan

Naruto:

"Sensei disappeared! Is he giving us some aloooooone time?" --Naruto

Haku: "By the way... I'm a boy."
Naruto: "WHAT? But he's even prettier than SAKURA!"

"Sorry I'm late. I'm afraid I got lost along the path of life." --Kakashi

"Okay, if I can catch all 20 leaves before they hit the ground, Sakura will fall in love with me!" --Rock Lee

"Run, Lee! Run into the sunset as fast as you can! But don't mess up your hair." --Guy

"Keep your eyes on the prize... All-you-can-eat BBQ!" --Choji

Pakkun: "If you succeed, I'll let you touch my paw, on my pads."
Shikamaru: "You'll... what?"
Pakkun: (holds up his paw) "Come on. They're really so-oft!"

Fruits Basket:

Kagura: (doing the laundry, accidently rips Kyo's shirt)
Kyo: "Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen!"
Kagura: "My love!"
Kyo: "My shirt!"

Fullmetal Panic? Fumoffu:

Boy: "What's this?" (picks up something)
Sosuke: "It's a smoke granade."
Boy: (pulls string, smoke explodes out of it)
Girls: "EEEEEEEEE!"
Boy: (caughing) "You should've told me it releases smoke!"

Futurama:

Fembot: "For I have... Anmesia!" (duuun!)
Calculon: -enters room-
Fembot: "Calculon! I thought you were--!"
Calculon: "Egyptian?!" (duuun!)
Boybot: "For I have... Amnesia!" (duuun!)
Calculon: "Let me get this straight... Does everybody have anmesia?"
Everyone: "Uh... well... um..."
Robot: "I don't know." (DUUUN!)

"My roommate's a monkey?" --Fry

"Are you insane in the membrain?!" --Brain to Fry

"Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you." --Fry

Fry: "That clover helped my rat-faced brother steal my dream of going into space. Now I'll never get there."
Leela: "You went there this morning for doughnuts."

"My roommate exploded!" --Fry

"Jamacain? I thought you were some kinda outer-space potato man." --Fry

"Here's your pizza, I'd say. I didn't order any, they'd say. And then I'd be off to my next adventure!" --Fry

Teen Titans:

"You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles!" --Cyborg

"Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor." --Beast Boy

"It all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm... Anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of your nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, Revolution!" --Beast Boy

Beast Boy: "British engineering, luv. Finest in the wohld."
Raven: "Can you please stop talking like that?"
Beast Boy: "Yoh jus' jealous because I sound like a rock stah."

"Fish tacos? What were you thinking?! I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!" --Aqualad

Boy Meets World:

(angrily) "Seniors... with their cars, and their muscles, and their... Burger King Trainee hats!" --Eric

"He had a point... maybe that's why he wore a hat." --Eric

"Ahh, air. Good 'ol H2O." --Eric

Other Places:

"Rope! It is like string, only manlier!" --Jorgan (Fairly Odd Parents)

Quotes From Me & My Friends:

(I gave my friends letters of the ABCs because some of them didn't want their real names on my profile so you'll never know who they are, or who I am. Mwahahaha.)

Group Quotes:

(We're watching Tristan & Isolde and Tristan got injured and is unconscious)
Me: "OH NO! Did he die?"
W: "No; he hasn't even met Isolde, yet."
A: "Yeah, the movie is called Tristan & Isolde. Not Tristan Dies and Never Meets Isolde."

Me:

Friend A: "Tell me a story." Me: "Okay, well, once upon a time there was a girl named (Me) and her friend named (Friend A). They were in the Future Jamals of America club..." (Jamal the duckie from the Avacado flash video) "...and they dreamed of meeting Jamal in person. Or, in duck. So they travelled all around the world to find him and then one day they met him face-to-face. Well, face-to-bill, actually... The end."

"This reminds me of a scene from the movie, 100 Ways to Tell Your Boyfriend His Pants Are Out of Style."

"I love the way your eyebrows dazzle in the moonlight!" (me when I'm crazy)

"Once upon a time there was a squirrel named Gaara who had no eyebrows." (I was being crazy again)

"Orochimaru! Plankton! Together they plan to destroy Konoha and steal the Krabby Patty secret formula as... Orochiplankton!" (I was really crazy-hyper that day. Too many cookies)

Me: (punching a pile of pillows while Friend M watches) "This is Sasuke! DIE SASUKE!"
(the top pillow drops)
Me: "His head fell off."

"A year ago, I said something funny."

"I see death in my future."

"Grrr! You all speak Spanish! You evil Spainyans!" (me at 13... two of my friends were taking Spanish 1 & talking in Spanish to me)

"I don't want to get killed! Being killed can really ruin your week!"

"COLOURS!"

M: "You-- You ruffle my feathers!" Me: "You don't have any feathers, you silly goose!"

Friend C:

"I shall call him..." (shifty eyes) "HIM."

"I shall call him..." (shifty eyes) "TIM."

Friend B:

Me: "Don't squish my squash."
B: "Don't squash my squish."

Friend I:

"Breathe!" (inhales loudly)

"Hang out with nerds; you'll learn big words."

I: (sees blue spots on the ground) "Pawprints!"
Me: "That means we need our handy-dandy..."
I: "Ropebook!"

"And I was like, SNAIL!"

(talking about an English test) "My Spanish test was harder, and that was in another language!"

"Trust me; I'm a bass player."

(to the tune of "Don't Cha", talking about her instrument case) "Don't you wish your case, was, hot, like, mine?"

Friend G:

"We're idiots with brains."

"Your hair is so full of head!" (she was talking to one of our teachers)

"You never know how much you'll miss your pants until you have to wear guy's pants."

Friend E:

"Johnny Depp's #1 Fan! That's me, the only one who knows what his butt looks like!"

E: "We're going to see Because I Said So!"
H: "Why?"
E: "Because I said so!"

Friend J:

Me: "And then she killed the cake. That's just bad. It was so huge and so creamy and so blue!"
J: "It looked green to me."

"Well, I guess now I can officially call you a tree-hugger."

J: (smiling hugely at me) (comes over to my desk & giggles)
Me: "Let me guess, this is about a boy isn't it?"
J: "No! ...Well, yeah."

"Let's put it this way...if you're having trouble getting to sleep, and sleeping pills aren't working, this is the concert for you."

Friend A:

Me: "Bug-killer."
A: "Bug-hugger."

"My, aren't WE the toughest thing since cream cheese?"

"I apologize Sir, but I peed on your chicken!"

"Laughter is one of the key ingredients in the Soup of Life."

"Never spy on a full bladder."

Me: You know what I just realized?
A: What?
Me: We've never had a serious conversation before.
A: OMG it's always silly.
A: Whoa.
Me: Yeah.
A: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
A: What a way to ruin the seriousness.--msn conversation

A: ...I'm just smiling and digging a deep pit.
Me: But what are you putting into the pit?
Me: Or, WHO are you putting into the pit?
Me: Right now, I'm dropping a pencil in the pit and wishing for good luck.
A: (keeps digging)
Me: I'm still wondering who you're putting into your pit of doom!
A: Let's just say...
A: I hope you can build stairs with your hands.
Me: (runs)
A: Bigfoot is chasing you so you can get back into that pit!
Me: AAAAH!
A: He accidently squished you.
A: He apologizes, though.
A: Now he has to run away so his meatloaf won't burn.--msn conversation

Friend M:

(in a low, scary voice) "Zabuza, Zabuza, Zabuza..."

"I wish the snow would melt, I bought a belt, I want my cable back!" --Me & M to the tune of the Comcast commercial "I Bought A Dish"

Me: "His name's Baki."
M: "Baki?"
Me: "Yeah."
M: "Must be Japanese for 'turnip breath.'"

"We're not gonna make it, Buzz!"

"Watch out for jumping spiders from Norway!"

Me: "I did research on scorpions, today. Man, those things are cool! Did you know that their venom paralizes people?"
M: "Wow, really?"
Me: "Yeah! Oh, sorry. I must sound like a nerd."
M: "You're talking to the girl who reads the dictionary for fun."

Me: "I'm so happy I almost exploded! Tomorrow I'm going to be even more happy so I'm going to explode for sure!"
M: "Okay, well... I'll bring an umbrella for that event, and then you can just explode."

"Stare deeply into my eyes and tell me the truth... Have you seen my hairbrush?!"

"And my eyes will sparkle like that guy who throws umbrellas at people!"

"I will hypnotize you with my Barbie eye!"

"Hey, don't talk about Elvis that way. He's my favorite singer. I think aliens kidnapped him... I hope they bring him back someday."

(after watching a Mor commercial) M: "Wow." Me: "Wow." M: "They spelled 'more'wrong."

"Ker-CHOW!"

Friends S & L's Greatest Moments:

(they have the most quotes)

L: (imitating somebody) "Me and Batman match perfectly 'cause I wear tights like him."
S: "Yeah, I'd like to see Batman in butterfly tights."

L: "S, you and I will grow old together and have lots of cats!" (they're sisters)
S: "Yeah, I'm sure my husband will love that."
L: "You won't have a husband, you'll have me!"

"I remember asking Santa why his beard changed from white to gray." --S (talking about when she was little)

S: "Can I borrow a pen?"
Me: "Sure." (takes pen out) "But first you must answer a trivia question."
S: (sighs)
Me: "Who is your bestest friend ever?"
S: "God."
Me: "Well then, who is your bestest friend ever who is a human?"
S: "L."
Me: (huffs) "Who is your bestest friend ever, who is a human, and isn't related to you?"
S: "You."
Me: "There we go!" (hands her the pen)

Me: "Does L really despise ice-skating with a burning passion?" S: "So much that if she was on the rink all the ice would melt."

S: (enters classroom)
Me: "I came up with a nickname for you."
S: "What is it?"
Me: "The Peach Police."
S: "WHAT?!"
Me: "Because you made me eat my peaches during lunch."
S: "Oh, the Peach Police!"
Me: "What did you think I said?"
S: "The Beach Belly."
Me & S: (laugh our heads off)
Me: "Actually, that's a much funner nickname. I'm going to start calling you that."
S: "Do it and I'll smack you."

S: (takes a piece of that grass that squeaks & blows into it)
Me: "What are you doing?"
S: "It squeaks!" (blows into it)
-5 minutes later-
S: (still blowing into it)
Me: "High School, Land of Maturity."

(pouring apple juice into a glass) "The golden drink of the gods!" --S & L

L: "Split pea soup!"
S: "Spit pee poop!"

S: "Books shouldn't include things like that." (talking about mature themes in books) Me: "Yeah. It's like how you don't describe going to the bathroom in books. Imagine: She sat on the toilet, scrunched up her face..." S: "...and quietly relieved herself."

S: "...And so, the foolish emperor paraded through the streets in nothing but his undergarments."
L: "NUUUDE!"

"Is a shapeshifter a liquid?" --Brandon (he's a character from one of S's stories)

"See, these tomatoes have a lovely brown coloring..."--S

"The shrew!" --S & L

"How delightful." --L

(talking about snowmen) "All must melt... a slow and painful melt." --L

"I shall throw him into a meat-processing plant!" --L

"Life is not pointless; there are plenty of sharp objects." --L

"Robin's a pixie. I should draw him in a ballerina costume and little wings." --L

"Scott's a weenah!" --L (she means Scott from X-Men)

"Peter Pan's a weenah!" --L (you know who Peter Pan is)

L: "Robin's a weenah!" (she means Robin from Batman and Teen Titans)
Me: "Robin isn't a weener, L."
L: "Fine, Robin is not a weenah."
Me: "No, he's not."
L: "He doesn't even HAVE a weenah."

"I bought a fish and now I'm really mad,
It doesn't swim, it's really sad,
No time to play our games, this thing has got to go,
Time to clean the fishbowl, oh no!
So when it rained and snowed,
The fishie froze,
I want my hamster back!
So if you buy a fish, then you will wish, you had your hamster back!" --L, to the tune of the Comcast commercial "I Bought A Dish"

"I bought a potato, now it's a french fry,
Now it is garbage, a feast for the flies!" --L, to the tune of the Comcast commercial "I Bought A Dish"

"My mother's name is Frederick, my father's name is George,
My sister's name is Johnny, my brother's name is Sandy!
My kitten's name is Piccaso 'cause he rearranges my face,
My puppy's name is Michealangelo 'cause he licks with lots of grace!
My goldfish ate my canary, and my pet rock too,
I got so very angry and flushed him down the loo!" --A poem by L

L: "S's kicking me!"
Me: "Tell S she's being very ebil!"
L: (to S) "She says you're being ebil." (pause) "OW! S kicked me again!"
Me: "Tell S she's being ebil like she was in 8th period!"
L: (to S) "She says you're being ebil like you were in 8th period."
S: "I wasn't ebil!"
Me: "She scared the poop outta me!"
L: (to S) "She says you scared the poop outta her."
S: "L was even more ebil in the auditorium!"
Me: "What? ...Oh YEAH! L, you jumped up behind me and made me scream! You scared DOUBLE poop outta me!"
L: "I scared double poop outta you!"
Me: "Not even! You scared TRIPPLE poop outta me-- No, QUADROOPLE poop-- You scared so much poop outta me I may never poop again!" --phone conversation

L: Funny Faced Fred steals lost faces.
Me: O.O
L: ...and then, he... he... he...
Me: WHAT!
L: I can't bear to tell you! (bursts into tears)
L: (sniffles) Okay, he...
L: ...he...
Me: WHAT!
L: He WEARS them!--msn conversation

Friends On Fanfiction: 2littleredpandas (X-Men), Kangaroobeedoodle (X-Men), MeadowLark4491 (X-Men), and Zakuro Fujiwara-Kish (Tokyo Mew Mew).

Stories I've Deleted:

"The Bad Mistake" Oneshot, 8 Reviews

"Quicksand" 12 Chapters, 186 Reviews

"I'm With the Wrong Girl" (I don't remember how many chapters), 70-ish Reviews

Favorite Story I Ever Made on FFN:
"A Christmas Tale"

Favorite Story I Ever Read:
"It's This Simple" by The First Angel.

Favorite OneShot I Ever Read:
"My Only Wish" by eventidespirit.

~STORY JOURNAL~

Most of the stories I've written are old; some of them date back to even 3 years ago. I don't like them that much anymore, except for "A Christmas Tale," which I wrote most recently. I'm still debating on whether I should delete them or not.

Thanks for stopping by my profile!

~Dark's Soul Mate