Rizu-chan: Well, here we are in the profile page...

Mei-chan: This place is... empty.

Rizu-chan: That's 'cause we haven't put anything in here.

Mei-chan: Umm... Violet says... it should be PURPLE!

Rizu-chan: Violet is your teddy bear. It cannot talk.

Mei-chan: I guess you're right... Should we tell them about ourselves? If so, I wanna go first!

Rizu-chan: Be my guest.

Mei-chan: YOSH! My name is Meagan and that's spelled with an M-E-AAAA. I'm fluent in Japanese and English. I know some German and some Espanol. I've got a daughter named Asuka (four months!) and bear a named Violet. I'm in college and my major is none of your concern. What else...? I... oh, yeah. In 'Saiyuki Self Insert' (Which I hate that title... but, Elizabeth insisted upon it.) I tell a lot of truths... and I'd much appreciate it if you folks won't be haters. It took a lot outta me to tell that stuff... but I needed it to get it off my shoulders to keep what little sanity I have left... Okay, you next!

Rizu-chan: Hello! I'm probably a lot more polite than Meagan... (Mei-chan: You know it!) ... but I wind up doing some pretty crude jokes without any of her help. (Mei-chan: Tell them about yourself, dammit, or the evil Brittney Spears shall be put on! Lord help, me! I'll do it!) Fine... My name is Elizabeth. If you can't figure it out from the story, you are a real moron. I'm also in college and I'm rooming with the insane girl we will politely call 'Meagan'. (Mei-chan: Fuck you!) And I'm so ignoring her... I'll also refrain on speaking about exactly what I want to do, but I will admit that one of my biggest goals right now is to work for National Geographic. I, unlike my friend, cannot speak more than English and a little Spanish... And the Spanish was forced on me. No offence to my Spanish teacher back home! She's really cool... Anyway... I don't know what else to say... Except I absolutely adore Saiyuki and everyone in it except Koshu, Ni, and Wong.

Mei-chan: I love Saiyuki, too! I'm sooo torn between Sanzo-kun and Goku-chan. And I call Ni on the killin' and the maimin'. The guy fucks his bunny!

Rizu-chan: Um.. And Meagan may hate me for saying this, but I have a hard time choosing between all the guys... not just two.

Mei-chan: You can have the others! I want Sanzo and Goku! Gojyo's perverted and Hakkai is... creepy cool... and they've grown on me... but they just aren't my type. Goku's just like me... except for the whole 500 year thing... and Sanzo presents a challenge. I'm all for that!

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Mei-chan's stats!

Name: Meagan and that's all you get ass hole

Age: 18

Blood Type: A-

Animes: Saiyuki, Furuba, Inu Yasha, Trigun, Naruto, FMA (others will be added)

Favorite Anime Guy: Ah, hell. are you fucking me? You want me to pick ONE? Screw you! I love Goku and Sanzo (Saiyuki), Shigure, Kyon-kyon and Kureno (Furuba), Miroku (inu Yasha), Wolfwood (Trigun), Kakashi-sensei (Naruto), and Mustang (FMA)! gee... I see a trend here. The holy types and the crazies... I LOVE IT!

Favorite Food: SUSHI! (I actually love the Wasabi)

Favorite Fan fic so far: Do to my horrible pickyness... I have yet to find one that wets my palet. but if anyone has any they want me to read, E-mail me! Just titel it "TO MEI-CHAN" (Note: I'm NOT a crossover fan. Gomen.)

Home Town: Austin, Texas

Other: I have a gift (IRL) I was born with this gift, and I am haunted (litteraly) by this gift. I can see the dead. and I hated Utterly hated sixth since because it was very acturate snd fuckin creepy. I have a guide name Kimi (Kimberly is her real name), who is my cousin who died when she was seven. Her father was driving drunk and killed her in a car accident. He is in jail. That was when I was ten... maybe eleven? Now I'm 18, and can't imagen life without Kimi. But, I wish i didn't have to walk everywhere and see people who are in Limbo. I also can get flashes of the future, and I hate it. If anyone has any questions, you can e-mail me. I love e-mails.

Pictures:

Pheniox
(Not my art)

Roy X Ed
(Kinda Crappy)

Mei-chan
(drawn by me. Quick sketch. Kinda crappy)

Rhina
(Yes, My art again...From a random plane crash story I wrote)

Rizu-chan Stats!

Name: A number of them, but call me Elizabeth

Age: 20...

Blood Type: O+

Animes: Saiyuki (of course); Cresent Moon; Fruits Basket; Rurouni Kenshin; Naruto; Yu Yu Hakusho; Mar; Fushigi Yuugi; Card Captor Sakura; Hellsing; Gundam Wing

Favorite Anime Guy: Um... Hakkai... Kyo... Hatori... Haru... Saito... how many more are there?... Alviss... Yue... ALUCARD!... Duo... Damn, there's still more...

Favorite Food: Varies with the days

Favorite Fan Fiction: Well written, non-stupid ones... My favorites are currently "Court of Souls" by Rem-chan and "Ethan Rayne's Very Bad Day" by Vathara

Home Town: Some backwater town... Don't ask... It sucks.

Other: I'm your average, ordinary bookworm that has a passion for words and makes everyone think that I'm reading the dictionary... which is really stupid because I only look at the dictionary when I'm stupid and I don't know what the word means. I also have a problem with selling books... Heh, heh.

OUR E-MAIL:

Mei_n_Rizu@Excite.com

Please please PLEASE E-mail us! WE LOVE E-MAILS!

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SO, PLEASE do not sue Mei-chan or Rizu-chan. We need our money for college

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