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Author has written 36 stories for Star Wars, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Bones, Pride and Prejudice, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Yu-Gi-Oh, Crucible, Danny Phantom, Of Mice and Men, Teen Titans, House, M.D., Firefly, X-Men: Evolution, Chuck, Ocean's 11, and Kim Possible. Greetings all! I'm Agent Malkere (obviously), the Canadian writer, who was born in Australia, but is currently living in the US! (Don't ask, it's very complicated) And I love Star Wars! YAY! I also love Bones, House MD, and British murder mysteries in general (Midsomer Murders and Sherlock Holmes especialy) and Pride and Prejudice. Ooo! And there's now another one to add to my obsession list: Yu-Gi-Oh and Yu-GiOh GX! It is my heart felt desire to someday have a British acsent, but, unfortunately, I am stuck with a weird Canadian/ New EnglandishAmerican acsent. -sigh- And occationaly, when my godparents visit, really weird hints of Australian! About me... I love to write, act, and draw and am currently writing a novel and am on typed page 70. I also horse back ride and play cello. My horse is named Mara (all right SW fans, take a wild guess where I got that name from) and I call my cello Bartimaeus (yes, after the djinni and no, just because my cello has a name does not mean I'm stark raving mad - most of the time :P). I read fantasy and science fiction mainly but Shakespeare is also high on my list (Mid Summer Night's Dream and Julius Caesar). For any of you who have not read The Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud, I HIGHLY recommend it! I have also been to four of the seven continents. Yes, I've been on far too many air planes! Oh, and if anyone gets to wondering, at any time,why I haven't updated any of my stories in a while, it will be for one of these reasons: A) I have writer's block B) I have a ton of homework, and/ or a paper due soon C) I have a ton of homework and I have writer's block (which is the most likely senario) And now I have another reason to add to the list: D) My computer is on the war path again and/ or Word and spell check have gone kuput (computers and I, in general, don't get along) -sigh- Yet another reason: E) I have to study for Final Exams (bleck!) Currently I'm pleading C as my excuse! Just a note - none of my multi-chapter stories ever "die" as I think the term is. Yes, sometimes I may not upadate something for months at a time, but I'll always get back to it eventually because in my mind I've made a comitment to all my readers to see my stories through to the end - no matter how long it takes. I write what I am feeling inspired at the moment. If I force myself to update things, then the chapters end up short and unsatisfactory with nasty cliffhangers at the end of them - which bugs the heck out of me because when I end something with a cliffhanger it means I just got writer's block and have NO CLUE what is going to happen next! Okay, I'm done ranting now! To sum all that up: I will get back to writing my Star Wars, Bones, and Pride & Prejudice fics - just give me some time. Ah, well! Enjoy! "The mind is like an umbrella; it functions best when open." - unknown "Do, or do not; there is no try." - Yoda, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back "I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Mythbusters "I wouldn't say Jamie's an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm not sure he's a genius." - Mythbusters "This is the first mate speaking; we're having a small problem, we can't get the engines restarted, so if the capitan and the co-pilot could please report to the cockpit..." - Deegen “Ah, some’in’ ‘bout blowing up the amo building. All Yoc had to say when they pulled me down there ta play ‘parent’ was; ‘It went boom!’ I don’t think the teachers were too impressed, though!” - Zepto Kearker "Some are born great; some achieve greatness; and others hire public relations officers." -? "Nobody ever questions my sanity - it didn't leave me a forwarding adress!" -Jess | |||||||
1. Annoying, Blue, and MINE reviewsNobody infringes on Shego's territory... not even machines and evil inventions.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-28-09 - Shego & Drakken - Complete2. Familiar Stranger reviewsWatching paint dry would probably be more interesting. Danny Ocean really had no patience for long lines and waiting if it wasn't for a job. oneshot. Ocean's 11/Bourne Identity crossover.Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-4-09 - Complete3. First Impressions reviewsFirst impressions can do a lot of damage. Oneshot.Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-10-09 - John C. & Sarah W. - Complete4. Killing Rabbits reviewsEvery nightmare has its basis in reality and even monsters have to come from somewhere. Oneshot.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-10-09 - Sabretooth - Complete5. Slip of the Tongue » reviewsSerenity makes an accidental confession to Mai and Tea but when they try to get her mind off it she runs into the very person they wanted her to avoid and under the most unusual circumstances. sxs oneshotYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,171 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-18-09 - Published: 4-9-07 - Seto K. & Shizuka K. - Complete6. The River Runs Uphill reviewsThe last thing the Tams were expecting to find when they got home was their daughter sitting in the middle of their bed spread. Implied Rayne and Simon/Kaylee.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-31-08 - River - Complete7. To Diagnose or Not to Diagnose reviewsTo diagnose or not to diagnose – that is supposed to be the question..." Hamlet's famous 'To Be or Not to Be' speech done House style!House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-08 - G. House - Complete8. With These Broken Wings, I'm Falling » reviewsWhat if Robin was never saved from his apprenticeship to Slade and Terra never left the Titans? AU.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 4-16-08 - Robin & Terra9. The Beginning of the Dream reviewsI jus’ wanted ta look at the rabbits, George. He said he had rabbits. I didn’t mean ta let out no horses.Of Mice and Men - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-20-08 - Complete10. Closet Space reviewsI had sort of brought it on myself, though. It WAS my fault that we were trapped in there… after school… with no lights…. Sometimes I wondered if somebody up there had it in for me… yaoi, jxs puppyshippingYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-10-08 - K. Jounouchi & Seto K. - Complete11. Fish Tail » reviewsIt's a secret he wants to keep and she wants to find out. AU.Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 3-26-07 - Jun M. & Asuka T.12. Attack of the Fan Girls » reviewsA hoard of crazy fan girls is set loose on Academy Island and hilarious chaos insues! No guy shall be spared!Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,945 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 3-9-07 - Jun M. & Judai Y.13. Elemental Magic » reviewsKaiba keeps denying his ancient Egyptian past, but when he starts to develop elemental powers denial becomes harder and life in general far more complicated. AU. Humor.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-10-07 - Published: 6-24-07 - Seto K.14. Unexpected » reviewsHe's not not as weak as his classmates thought... boy are they in for a surprise! [as if PP never happened. some DxS]Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 10-27-07 - Published: 10-19-07 - Danny F. & Sam M.15. Intangible Tears reviewsMaybe it was the tears that made her help him. Valerie had never thought that ghosts could cry. oneshot. very slight implication of DxSDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 10-18-07 - Danny F. & Valerie G. - Complete16. Just Fine » reviewsTempe is forced to deal with her emotions for Booth after his stubbornness gets him into trouble. BoothBrennan all the way! Please R&R! This was started during season 1.Bones - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 10-18-07 - Published: 5-3-0617. The Realization of Abigail Williams reviewsThe hanging is done, John Proctor is dead, and Abbey finally understands what she has done and what she has lost. onshotCrucible - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-18-07 - Complete18. Conscience » reviewsEverybody has one and sometimes consciences can make you do uncharacteristic things... like accidentally save the mutt's little sister.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-11-07 - Published: 3-4-07 - Seto K. & K. Jounouchi19. Watermelon reviewsI swear, Yami, if you spit watermelon seeds at me one more time I will set ALL of my Blue Eyes White Dragons on you! I came out here to WORK, not to be used for target practice! [humor, very mild yaoi]Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-3-07 - Seto K. & Yami Yūgi - Complete20. Reality Check reviewsThere is often a huge gap between what you know and what you think you know and it wasn't what Noa was expecting. oneshot.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-8-07 - Seto K. & Noa K. - Complete21. Eavesdropping reviewsThe Employees of Kaiba Corp are trying to listen in on what's going on in their boss's office. Humor.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-20-07 - Seto K. & Shizuka K. - Complete22. All That You've Lost » reviewsLeia told Han to leave and is going to marry Isolder, but reality about her feelings for Han are finaly catching up with her. Please R & R! CHAPTER 6 FINALLY UP!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 5-6-07 - Published: 4-7-06 - Leia O. & Han S.23. Snowflakes and Scars reviewsA relaps of sleepwalking causes Serenity to make a surprising discovery when she spends the night in the Kaiba mansion. oneshotYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-7-07 - Shizuka K. & Seto K. - Complete24. Another Chance » reviewsDarcy returns from London early before Lady Catherine can interfer or Bingley can propose, but is badly injured and forced to stay with the Bennets. What effect will this have on the out come of the story? DarcyElizabethPride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 10-3-0625. I Know reviewsA rather different take on why Han said 'I know' before he was put in the carbonite. Can be read as a companion piece to After Thought but stands perfectly fine on its own.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-20-07 - Han S. & Leia O. - Complete26. High Collars and Long Sleeves reviews[3rd in the Dark Rebellion Collection] There's more than one way to hide.Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-16-07 - Jun M. - Complete27. Silver in the Moonlight » reviewsSome people think differently in the moonlight and sometimes events must make us rethink what we believe. AlexisChazz but not the way you think. Rather out of the ordinary and doesn't really fit well into a specific catigory.Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,126 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-11-07 - Published: 2-15-07 - Asuka T. & Jun M.28. Dare reviewsEmbarrassing doesn't even begin to describe this game of Truth or Dare! Oneshot, my first ever drabble. keep in mind this was written around 1 am this morning because I couldn't sleep!Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-11-07 - Asuka T. & Jun M. - Complete29. Razor reviewsMaybe I can’t feel any more. And I have to check. Have to make sure that my nerves will still react that I’m still human that I can still bleed. [2nd in the Dark Rebellion Collection]Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-28-07 - Jun M. - Complete30. They Used to Be My Heroes reviewsOneshot about Chazz and his brothers and a brief look into Chazz's past. [No pairings] First in the Dark Rebellion Collection.Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-27-07 - Jun M. - Complete31. After Thought reviewsA rather different idea of what was going through Han's mind after he kissed Leia for the first time on the Falcon. oneshot for now Plz R&R! Thoughts are always welcome!Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-1-07 - Han S. & Leia O. - Complete32. Through a Window reviewsElizabeth chances to get a brief glimpse of Darcy's better nature long before Pemberly and before Wickham started causing problems. oneshot for now Plz R&R!Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-1-07 - Complete33. Point Blank » reviewsHan Solo may claim to being a loner, but when he takes Leia and Luke to Ord Mantell, his past is revealed PreESB HSLO. Chapter 9 up! Please reveiw!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,312 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 1-25-07 - Published: 4-7-06 - Han S. & Leia O.34. Vice Versa » reviewsModern P&P only this time the roles are reversed. Darcy's poor and has come to the US with Bingley for college and Elizabeth's rich and attending the same college. Tis strange but interesting! WillElizabeth. Please R&R! Chapter 3 up!Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 11-14-0635. Shock » reviewsWhat was going on in Tempe's mind after Booth got 'blown up? Missing and extended scenes from Two Bodies in the Lab. BoothBrennan all the way! Please review! This is my 1st Bones fanfic! Chapter 12 up!Bones - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 4-22-06 - Complete36. Alternate Ending reviewsI simply couldn't accept that Nathaniel died in the end, so I came up with this... Heh, it's even plausible! One Shot, NathanielKitty all the way! Please R&R! Tell me what you think!Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-21-06 - Complete
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