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Author has written 28 stories for Harry Potter, X-overs, and Naruto. Hey guys, I am a 22 year old Mechanical Engineering student. In addition to tinkering with things best left alone, I write Fanfic and plot the overthrow of the modern world. At the Hands of the Other Harry is kidnapped by Voldemort in an attempt to clean up his most embarassing failure. The two mortal enemies agree to work together to complete the prophecy and regain control of their lives. This fic features the idea that enemies can be civil and even work respect each other while working to kill each other. Voldemort is a sadistic madman. Harry is working all the angles behind the scenes. The Next Great Adventure After OotP, Harry recieves one final message through Sirius' solicitor, he fakes his death and reinvents himself. He meets a few interesting people and learns a few new tricks. He then returns to Hogwarts under a new name to watch over his friends. Please also give AnnF's story here a look. She used the "parchment to box" trick first and it was eerily similar to how I introduced it. It wasn't my intent to rip her off (I was actually trying to rip off "Harry Potter and the Angel of Justice" where a room is hidden transfigured into a painting...) but a casual glimpse certainly makes it look that way. Freak Parade starts as a parody of the formulaic plots everyone uses to start their Independant!Harry fics. The basic plot for the first chapter anyone could guess, but then I just get weird. Contains time travel, perverted couples, bad movie jokes, and an easy to kill Volde. COMPLETE!. Steve The Death Eater is a plot bunny that sprung out of my head after reading Nonjon's LovegoodBoobsgooder. It should inspire a different view of the doddering old hufflepuff house. Master of Past and Present is a challenge response towards two seperate challenges. The first is that Harry apprentices under Raistlin Majere (ineedabettername's challenge at DarkLordPotter.net ) and that Harry becomes a necromancer (october scene competition at PottersPlace3). When Voldemort possesses Harry at the ministry battle, a new player enters the game. This mysterious mage offers to save Harry and teach him new magic in exchange for one small favor; the use of his body. Now Harry has his very own Dark Wizard occupying the back of his head like Professor Quirrel and Voldemort. Will Harry get rid of Voldemort only to release someone much worse into the world? Winner October '06 Scene Contest at PottersPlace3! The Ultimate Game Harry dies in the final battle, meets some friends, discovers who wins between pirates and ninjas, then steals the Malfoy family fortune. 2nd Place October '06 Scene Contest at PottersPlace3! Warlord Prince is a crossover I started with Anne Bishop's Black Jewels universe. Jaenelle, Lucivar, and the High Lord appear in Harry's room one night after he cast a call for help into the darkness. They agree to tutor him in how to fight so he can meet his destiny, and how to live so he can continue afterwards. Can Harry and Daemon Sadi share a house without killing each other? And what about Hedwig, how will everyone adjust to her being Kindred. Can the wizarding world survive a Harry Potter personally trained by the Sadist? Will Harry finally find the family he always wanted in a girl from another world? Post-HBP Post-Dreams Made Flesh. Chap 24 Links Motukawaiti Island This is the island Harry bought in this chapter. The website is also a great place to look and dream about what you'd do with a private island, or a place to buy one if you actually are that rich. Chap 25 Links About the Maori Haka I put in this chapter Ka Mate About the Samoan chant I put in this chapter. Manu Samoa Taking Hostages/Fugitive Fates/(third sequel title) this is a trilogy of short H/Gabrielle stories. Some fun, some serious, some new magic and some other stuff. Image for Chapter 4 of Fugitive Fates can be found here. | |||||||
1. Ninja Crack » reviewsMy silly one shot folder for stories in the Naruto universe.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 10-3-08 - Published: 11-16-072. Heir of Gringotts » reviewsHorrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHoHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 5-9-07 - Complete3. Odd Ideas Bin aka Weird Sh Folder » reviewsA collection of odd little what if's that pop into my head but aren't enough to become a full story. Maybe just a scene, or a drabble, or even a plot bunny I couldn't use.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 187 - Updated: 1-13-08 - Published: 3-12-07 - Hermione G.4. Harry Potter and the Master of Past and Present » reviewsAt the end of Harry's fifth year, a new player joins the game. Can he be trusted? What if by helping him Harry is releasing something even worse than Voldemort into the world?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,122 - Reviews: 199 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 10-23-065. Project Chaos » reviewsHarry tries to kill himself and discovers just how powerful he really is. Mayhem and police chases ensue as out hero sets out to explore his awakened strength and piss off as many people as he can. Nihilist and Libertine influences abound. Harrymulti shipHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,990 - Reviews: 177 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 7-17-076. Fugitive Fates » reviewsSequel to Taking Hostages. Join the newly married Harry and Gabrielle Potter as they try to figure everything out during the one year truce with Voldemort. Some comedy, some plot, and a few Zombies thrown in for fun. HPGDHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,305 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 4-30-07 - Harry P. & Gabrielle D.7. A Birthday Wish » reviewsAn old Pureblood ComingofAge ritual goes slightly wrong leaving Harry Potter to try to deal with a life that is irrevocably changed. Who knew blowing out a candle and making a wish could lead to this? Pairings TBA, UPDATED RARELY!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 2-28-07 - Harry P.8. Taking Hostages » reviewsNot your usual veela bonding story. When young veela enter puberty, their instincts guide them to the perfect man. It's either love or death for these beings of lust and flame, and Gabrielle Delacour has her mind set on love. HPGDHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,757 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 4-28-07 - Published: 2-21-07 - Harry P. & Gabrielle D. - Complete9. You Really Shouldn't reviewsYou really shouldn't read this story. I'm serious, don't do it. Bad things happen to people who ignore my warnings. Ok fine, go ahead but don't complain later. You brought this on yourself. Dark postHBPHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 4-20-07 - Complete10. Warriors of the Clan reviewsOne day the wizarding world changed forever. No one noticed. Seven years later the search for Harry Potter reaches it's peak but no trace of the young boy is found. Then Professor McGonagall notices something very strange on her admittance list, a goblin!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 98 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete11. Tea and Sympathy » reviewsHP BtVS Cat who walks through walls crossover. Part of Tales from the Barman series originally started by Methos on www tthfanfic com, add some dots, remove some spaces, you know the drill. Harry walks into Xanders bar looking for something to drink.X-overs - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 3-29-07 - Published: 3-26-07 - Complete12. Matters of Honor reviewsHarry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 76 - Published: 3-13-07 - Complete13. The Next Great Adventure » reviewsAfter Sirius embarks on the Next Great Adventure, a letter from him encourages Harry to consider his own. Harry is beginning to see the truth of the world and embarks on a strange trip. Later chapters feature a slightly different slytherin Harry and mayheHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,331 - Reviews: 639 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 8-14-0614. Traditions reviewsWhat traditions do each of the Houses at Hogwarts have to make sure their new students understand the house ideals? Do they haze them? Are there secrets that they do not share outside the House? What makes a Gryffindor instead of a Ravenclaw or Slytherin?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete15. The Value of Teamwork reviewsQuick oneshot of Hufflepuff!Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. Part of the Alternate House Challenge series from Potter's Place 3.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-2-06 - Harry P. & Cedric D. - Complete16. Ginny's Potion Woes reviewsPost HBP, The truth behind the Monster in Harry's chest and his relationship with Ginny. Darker and more vindictive Harry, but not too evil.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 11-27-06 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete17. Rock'n and Sock'n reviewsAU What if Harry tapped into his Slytherin side at the end of his first year? What would happen if a slightly more streetwise Harry fought Voldemort for the stone. Most likely a One Shot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 11-27-06 - Harry P. & Q. Quirrell18. Settling Debts reviewsA parody in the spirit of the first chapter of Freak Parade. This time we get to parody the Time TravelRedo starter plot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-21-06 - Harry P. - Complete19. Harry Potter and the Blue Elves reviewsWith the help of some secretive blue elves, Harry learns how to humiliate Malfoy and defeat the Dark Lord. M for adult themes.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 11-7-06 - Complete20. Harry Potter the Warlord Prince » reviewsHarry meets a trio of new teachers. And learns a few new tricks. But can he survive being tutored by the High Lord of Hell, The Sadist, and Lucivar Yaslana? Can they survive teaching Harry? Crossover with the Black Jewels Universe.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 128,393 - Reviews: 340 - Updated: 10-24-06 - Published: 5-14-06 - Harry P. & Ginny W.21. The Ultimate Game reviewsHarry, Tonks, Remus, Bill Weasley, and a third year named Kevin die in the final battle against Voldemort. But their story isn't over yet and the game as yet unplayed. Features Knights, Pirates, Ninjas, and the Grim Reaper.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-6-06 - Complete22. At the Hands of the Other » reviewsSummer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,306 - Reviews: 424 - Updated: 9-3-06 - Published: 7-9-06 - Harry P. & Voldemort23. Why is Harry Smiling? reviewsHarry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 84 - Published: 8-10-06 - Complete24. Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed reviewsHarry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 137 - Published: 8-8-06 - Harry P. & OC25. Coming Home reviewsA strange feeling echoes in Harry's soul as the final battle rages. Short so I won't try to describe it and end up ruining it for you.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-6-06 - Complete26. Harry Potter and the Freak Parade » reviewsStarts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,221 - Reviews: 289 - Updated: 7-4-06 - Published: 7-2-06 - Harry P. - Complete27. A DADA Interview reviewsDumbledore interviews the new Defense instructor. Perhaps he should have asked to see some ID...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 6-10-06 - Complete28. Steve the Hufflepuff Death Eater reviewsAka The Power the Dark Lord never saw coming. This is my final battle fic. Harry doesnt really care about Voldemort anymore, Voldemort has to deal with incompetant followers, and we all learn the truth about the Hufflepuff house.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 4-1-06 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete
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