PROFILE:

Name: Monty Contreras (Da BIG M!!! Okay that is just friggin weird.)

Self description: Future manga artist, an anime freak and a big pervert.

Birthday: November 15. Jiraiya's birthday is on November 11. Wow. Four days difference! No wonder I'm just as perverted as he is! Hardy-har-har!

Zodiac sign: I'm a Scorpio. Sex god of the zodiac... doobi!

Gender: Ask all you want. I ain't telling... BOHAHAHAHAHA...

All-time favorite words: "Doobi" (from Apo Hiking Society's song, Doo Bidoo. But it was actually Kamikazee's remake that got me addicted...) & "Dattebayo" (from Naruto-kun... BOHAHAHAHAHA...)

Location: Hidden Leaf Village... I wish. I'm really from the Philippines and I'm proud of it! Though I'm not that good in speaking the native language, I love this place! Nothing beats eating taho on a warm day...

Interests: Anime! (brings out fans and dances) Specifically Naruto, Prince of Tennis, Ouran High School Host Club, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach and many more.

I am also interested in art. Drawing is my favorite past time... Ah, I remember so well... During the first grade, my teachers would always yell at me and tell me to stop drawing! But did I ever listen to a damn word they said? Noooo! And look at me now! I'm one sexy hottie typing fanfics here on FF.net! Yeaboi! (dances) If you're interested in seeing my art collection, I have an account in deviant art... It's sexee-kakashi (I often use the same usernames for all my acounts coz I'd forget too easily if I keep changing!)

What else... I like writing, (well, duh. Why else would I be HERE?)

Music... I like JPop (that's Japanese Pop Music.) since I'm so addicted to anime. My favorite Japanese singers/bands are Asian Kung-fu Generation, L'Arc-en-Ciel, V6, Gackt and Flow. I also enjoy OPM (Original Pinoy Music or Filipino Pop Music) and my favroite singers/bands are Kitchie Nadal, Barbie Almalbis, Kamikazee, and Parokya ni edgar. Other bands I like are Simple Plan, Blink 182, Linkin Park and MCR...

My dream? ...is to become Hokage. Hell no! When I grow up, it's either gonna be a rich, famous manga artist, or a famous rock star, a dubber in Hero TV, a writer or a store clerk in Comic Alley. I believe I can fly...

EINSTEIN: My dear, HUMANS CAN'T FLY!

ME: Not if you have faith, trust and pixie dust, Einstein! Peter Pan said so! (The hell!?)

Special Talents... Doing imitations/impersonations of anime characters, playing the guitar, creating the weirdest noises with my mouth, copying anime characters' voices and coming up with really insane ideas... BOHAHAHAHAHA...

Sports: Swimming, though I'm not much of a water person...

Love Interests? I have a LOT... This wouldn't be able to help you guess my gender, though (of course, except for the people who know me personally), because to tell you guys the truth, I'm bisexual (only when it comes to anime! I'm straight in real life.) Thanks. Here's a list of my bishies and gals:

1. Kakashi Hatake (Naruto. He's sooooo hot...)

2. Jiraiya (Naruto. Yes, I know he's OLD, but I think he's sexee... And I'm attracted to perverts...)

3. Gai Maito (Naruto. You might think I'm crazy, but yes. I love Gai. I don't just like him. I LOVE HIM!)

4. Asuma Sarutobi (Naruto. Love his body! Macho muchacho...)

5. Anko Mitarashi (Naruto. I love what she wears, it turns me on! Anko's so hot... Aside from pervs, I am also attracted to ninjas who wear nets...)

6. Kurenai Yuuhi (Naruto. She wears a net, she's got nice hair, she's got red eyes and look at that figure she's got! Wheet-whoo!)

7. Tsunade (Naruto. One major reason I like her: BOOBS)

8. Shizune (Naruto. She's a cutie! I like her when she panics... So cute...)

9. Shikamaru Nara (Naruto. I love this guy! He wears a net! He's smart! And he and Ino look so hot together...)

10. Ino Yamanaka (Naruto. She's sexee. Wanna see her and Shikamaru in the shower together! HOTNESS!)

11. Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto. Cute, outgoing and hot! I especially like Naruto-kun when he's with Sasuke! Sorry, Sakura.)

12. Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto. Dark hair, dark eyes... He's so attractive... And his techniques are so cool! And he looks so pretty when he's with Naruto... Blushing... Love their kissy episode!)

13. Tenten (Naruto. She's a cute Chinese girl! I like her caring attitude, she's always concerned for everybody and man, she's hot!)

14. Neji Hyuuga (Naruto. His hair adds up to his hottie factor! Aside from him looking like a woman, he is really strong... And sexee.)

15. Rock Lee (Naruto. WHAT? Why are you laughing? I think he's hot too!)

16. Kiba Inuzuka (Naruto. He is an animal lover! I love animals too... Huh? What's so funny? STOP LAUGHING ALREADY! So what if I like Rock Lee, Gai and Jiraiya? I think they're hot! Stop laughing!)

17. Shino Aburame (Naruto. Ah, so mysterious... So HOT! eye twitches Stop laughing already... You're hurting my feelings!)

18. Gaara (Naruto. He's strong and he's really cool! I love the way he kills people with sand... Muhahahahahaha!)

19. Iruka Umino (Naruto. Love the scar! He's really kind to people, and he and Kakashi look really, really, really... what? Hey, stop laughing about my feelings for Lee, Gai and Jiraiya, damn you!)

20. Izumo, Kotetsu, and Genma (Naruto. They're three other chuunins/jounins in the academy... Men in uniform sure are HOT!)

21. Kankurou (Naruto. I think Kankurou is hot because... What? Are you laughing about him too? Yes, I know he's not that attractive, but... WILL YOU PLEASE STOP LAUGHING! Argh. I think he's cute coz he looks like a kitty cat with what's he's wearing and all... (slaps forehead) Darn. Will you please stop laughing? It's offending me!)

22. Kabuto Yakushi (Naruto. He looks cute! Love his glasses... What else? He's smart, he's got a cute hair color... And a killer smile!)

23. Shikaku Nara and Inoichi Yamanaka (AKA Shikamaru's and Ino's dads... Guess you're gonna laugh about 'em too, huh? Sigh...)

24. Itachi Uchiha (Naruto. His mysterious attitude makes him such a hot guy! I love his eyes... They make me wanna hug him! ITACHI!)

ITACHI: Who're you?

25. Sasori (Naruto. I love his powers! And yes, he's cute too...)

26. Deidra/Deidara (Naruto. Damn, I'm not even sure whether Deidra's a girl or a boy! But anyways, since I'm attracted to either gender, I LOVE YOU DEIDRA!)

27. Zabuza Momochi (Naruto. This guy's such a macho man! He's hot!)

28. Kimimaro Kaguya (Naruto. I know... He's a total bishounen! He's got a hot body and his hair is really cool! I wish I had hair like Kimimaro!)

29. Kidoumaru (Naruto. I love insects! Other than that, he's the playful one amoung the Sound 5... I like playful jokers! I want him to wrap ALL SIX of his arms around me! Sigh...)

30. Yondaime (Naruto. He's like, a HOTTER version of Naruto! Spiky blonde hair... Blue eyes... Delish.)

31. Choji Akimichi (Naruto. I know, you're probably gonna laugh again. But he's soooooo cute! And he's so kind... And I like butterflies!)

32. Edward Elric (Full Metal Alchemist. He's my favorite character and I love the way he shouts whenever people insult him for being small. He entertains me and I love his braid! And his body is so hot too... drool)

SHOOT! Who the hell would like Winry? YUCK!

33. Roy Mustang (Full Metal Alchemist. Funny... And hot figuratively and literally... His flames set me on FIRE! Awwwwwwww!)

34. Maes Hughes (Full Metal Alchemist. I know he's married, but he's a really fun guy! He makes every episode exciting!)

35. Envy (Full Metal Alchemist. Again, he is male but looks like a woman... I'm bisexual, remember? Envy, you so HOT! Screw you!)

36. Greed (Full Metal Alchemist. He's my favorite homonculus! Love the shirt!)

37. Lust (Full Metal Alchemist. I love her seductiveness... Ah, the BOOBS... The big, BIG BOOBS...)

38. Sloth (Full Metal Alchemist. She's a doll! I love her pretty face.)

39. Riza Hawkeye (Full Metal Alchemist. Support Royai- that's Roy Mustang & Riza Hawkeye! She's hot, she shoots things and she's got a cute dog named Hayate!)

40. Kazuki/Kadsuki Fuchoin (Get Backers. Effeminate and HOT...)

41. Shido Fuyuki (Get Backers. Sigh, I know he likes Madoka, but he's really a hot macho man! And yes, we both love animals.)

42. Emishi Haruki (Get Backers. I love this guy! He makes me laugh!)

43. Jubei Kakei (Get Backers. He's HOT... Love his goggles... And he's a macho muchacho too!)

44. Himiko Kudo (Get Backers. Hey! She's got a hot figure! Unlike Hevn... Sorry, but Hevn's BOOBS are waaaay disproportional to her body...)

45. Akabane Kuroudo/Dr. Jackal (Get Backers. Cute and deadly... And he's SLIM! Ooh!)

46. Ban Mido (Get Backers. His eyes are so enticing! And his spiky hair makes me wanna go woot-woot!)

47. Ginji Amano (Get Backers. I simply loooooooove his chibi form!)

48. Kyuzo (Samurai 7. He's one hot samurai, alright! He's strong, he's cute poofy blonde hair and he's so damn SLIM! He's so deadly... And sexee too!)

49. Heihachi Hayashida (Samurai 7. We both love to eat! Is that such a crime? He's a happy-go-lucky dude and he's soooooo cute!)

50. Chichiri (Fushigi Yuugi. He's just plain cute! Love da mohawk! No da.)

51. Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop. Hey hey hey! He's cute, he's hot and he's one sexee bounty hunter, dudes!)

52. Faye (Cowboy Bebop. She's a sexee lady... Yeah man!)

53. Hige (Wolf's Rain. Another cutie who loves to eat! OH HIGE!)

54. Toboe (Wolf's Rain... Did I spell his name right? Honestly, at first I thought he was a girl...)

55. Gotou Masafumi (Lead singer of Asian Kung-fu Generation! His hotness is killing me! I love the way he screams when he sings! MASAFUMI! I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOU!)

56. Azuma Kazuma (Yakitate Japan. He's gullible, he's cute and he's a cockroach head! I love the way his hair stands up like antennas! Move over, Bean! Kazuma's MINE!)

57. Ryou Kuryonagi (Yakitate Japan. Again, did I spell his name right? I love his wacky reactions! They amuse me... And he's HOT!)

58. George (Paradise Kiss. Hey, he's got this thing with the ladies! He's suave, he's sexee, he's gorgeous... And his designs are great!)

59. Arashi (Paradise Kiss. I love rocker dudes! He rocks like hell...)

60. Sai (Naruto. One of the newest shinobi, he's a hotter version of Sasuke! And he's much funnier, too!)

61. Guentar von Christ (Kyou Kara Maou. He's hilarious! I love this guy!)

62. Gwendal von Voltaire (Kyou Kara Maou. He likes crochet toys and knitting! Kawaii, ne?)

63. Ishida Uryu (from Bleach. He looks like Sasuke, he's real sexy and his glasses add up to the hotness factor! And, he can SEW!!!)

64. Abarai Renji (Bleach. Big muscles and tatoos and spiky red ponytailed hair is just too hot to resist!)

65. Urahara (Bleach. Funny dude with messy white hair and a hat! Love him.)

66. Rukia (Bleach! She's sexy, she's got a cute face and she's a death god...)

67. Hikaru & Kaoru Hitachiin (Ouran... Love the incest, baby...)

There are actually a lot more I like, but I might waste my time just talking about the other 27... More about me now!

Likes: Anime, my anime sweetie-pies, cute plushies, Gotou Masafumi, the word "muchaho", my compadres: Kalie Rodriguez, Mikey Labrador, Beata Carolino, Abby Cruz, Dan Aragon, Oyster/Isabel Baltazar, Pauline Roque, Sunny, Paula and many more... I'm POP-ular! (Weeeeh...) I like reading mangas, buying things (specifically from Comic Alley: OSTs, keychains, cards, button pins, PLUSHIES!), eating (Japanese food! Ramen and tempura and California Maki!) and sleeping. Recently, I've just been addcited to playing with my Tamagotchi toy! It's light blue and I used-up my own savings just to buy one so my sister's Tamagotchi would have someone to play with... (Smiles) Yeah!

Hates: BEAN (it's a codename for someone I don't like), ZORUS (Yes, another codename), a scary English teacher named Sir Mike (he's kinda cool at times, though...), losing a bet, losing my files in Naruto and in Pokemon, having to wake up early, reviewing for an exam, people who insult anime and abuse the wonderful, stupendous, astonishing, incredible, powerful, unique, super exotic, ever marvelous and a lot more synonyms of the words "great" talents of otakus (I especially hate them!), rude people who brag alot and low grades.

Groups: I am a proud vice-chairman of the Pokemon Seniors with Mikey Labrador as the Presient! I am also a vice-chairman of the ABA (Anime Board of Authorities) with Ms. Paula Concepcion as our president! Aside from that, I also chair the Sunny Fan Club! Okay, I'm just kidding, there is no such thing... But hey, Sunny's a great friend of mine! I respect her alot!

My favorite manga artists: Masashi Kishimoto (Naruto. His and my birthdays are close! His is on November 8!), Natsuki Takaya (Fruits Basket), Kubo Tite (Bleach) and Yuu Watase (Fushigi Yuugi)

Anime pairings I support:

1. Shikamaru Nara & Yamanaka Ino

2. Uzumaki Naruto & Haruno Sakura

3. Uzumaki Naruto & Uchiha Sasuke (Yaoi-ness!!!)

4. Inuzuka Kiba & Hyuuga Hinata

5. Hyuuga Neji & Tenten

6. Sarutobi Asuma & Yuuhi Kurenai (Too bad Asuma-taichou died... And Kurenai is now pregnant!)

7. Jiraiya & Tsunade (They shoulda gotten married...)

8. Konohamaru & Moegi

9. Roy Mustang & Riza Hawkeye (They're perfect for each other, no da.)

10. Suou Tamaki & Fujioka Haruhi

11. Hitachiin Twincest (More yaoi-ness!!!)

12. Kuroksaki Ichigo & Kuchiki Rukia

13. Uryu Ishida & Inoue Orihime

14. Abarai Renji & Kurosaki Ichigo (Yaoi...)

15. Kisuke Urahara & Yoruichi

16. Toushiro Hitsugaya & Hinamori Momo

17. Tezuka & Ryoma (It's yaoi from here on...)

18. Kaido & Inui

19. Kikumaru & Oishi

There are many other pairings I like, but I just can't remember... Oh well. This'll do for now, I guess!

Quotable Quotes:

"I'm so hungry... Can I eat him?" -Gluttony, FMA

"That day... All female officers will be required to wear... TINY MINI SKIRTS!" -Col. Roy Mustang, FMA

"Don't call me short!" -Edward Elric, FMA

"I understand it now... Even if I must take the devil's fruit, I must gain power... I am an avenger." -Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto

"They say that when you kill an enemy, you will be haunted by his ghost..." -Kambei Shimada, Samurai 7

"Believe it!" -Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto

"WHAT? Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?" -Ino Yamanaka, Naruto

"Girls, hurry up and form your line!" -Mrs. Bathan, Grade VII HTL

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost." -Alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange, Alphonse says this in the intro of an FMA episode

"How troublesome... (or Mendokuse, in Japanese)"-Shikamaru Nara, Naruto

"I don't like your shoes! BAM!" -Sir Mike Estipona, an English teacher, doing an impression of a child who killed Ronald McDonald

"You, you, you! THE BOTH OF YOU THREE! I would like to see your MOTHER and your FATHER, ESPECIALLY YOUR PARENTS! In my office tomorrow... RIGHT NOW!" -A Science teacher in our school getting mad at two students... I won't say her name.

"You have all your life to be married, so cherish the time you're single!" -Ms. Icasiano, homeroom adviser... Her wise words! I believe!!!

"Happy Boobs Day!" -my friends and I say this every Tuesday...

ORIGINAL QUOTES BY YOURS TRULY:

What if everyone in this world looked like Gai? Hmmm... (imagines) OMFG! Look at me!!! I'm so hot! Hey, you're pretty hot too! Did you have your eyebrows thickened?

Baby, you're under arrest for stealing my heart. A lifetime sentence with me!

Fart is like Edward Elric- small, but terrible.

A dirty secret is like fart! It ain't so pretty once ya let it out...

Inner feelings are like poop. They're so hard to let out!

Your head is like your stomach... It hurts when it's got nothing inside!

You're like a million bucks to me since I never stopped wanting you. Oh, wait- you're not Kakashi, are you? Sorry.

I'd rather not fall in love with anyone now. I'm ALREADY IN LOVE WITH MY FUTURE JOB, YOU SEE!!! No! Wait! Kakashi!!! I still love you! Wait! Don't goooooo...

Sometimes, it's better to be alone... Nobody could hurt you.

And there you go... (Ta-daa!) My profile. I hope you enjoyed that. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go watch my Naruto DVDs. What? You're still here? Come on, the profile's over already. I can't stay here all day, ya know. I'm a very busy person, so there. The profile is officially over! Yay! Oh, by the way... Please read my stories! I'd love to receive reviews or comments or simply "hello's" from you, okay? Okay... I'm done. Take it away, Jiraiya!

JIRAIYA: I'm bringing sexy back...