Hi everyone! Here's some general facts about me:

Name: Abi

Age: Guess!

Nationality: American!

Likes: Yaoi!! Reading (slash) and writing Harry Potter and Numb3rs fanficiton, reading and writing fiction and fantasy, drawing landscapes, playing soccer, playing lacrosse, watching the Baltimore Orioles (Major League Baseball), swimming, horse-back riding, horses, cats, white tigers, snow leopards, animals in general, listening to music, annoying/scaring/creeping out people.

Dislikes: My parents and brother (they're not bad, they just get on my nerves too much for me to really like them), meat (I'm mostly vegetarian), eggplant, mushrooms, zucchini, bad spelling and grammar, really annoying people.

Yay!! My brother's finally in college!!

Here are more Harry Potter fanfiction sites:

Current favorite books: tie between Poison study by Maria Snyder, City of Bones by Cassandra Clare, and the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer.

http://mugglenet.com/

http://harrypotterfanfiction.com/ - Here, my pename is 'lost_dreamz'. So far, I have The Long Lost Malfoy posted.

http://www.fictionalley.org/

http://fanfiction.portkey.org/fanfiction

http://www.sugarquill.net/

http://www.thesilversnitch.net/ - This is all about slash (male/male) one story I recommend is in Drarry, its called 'Dearest Harry - Eileen's Story' by quill lumos. There's an amaxing story under Drarry called 'Abyss' by Dragon no Hime. It's amazing.

http://www.fictionpress.com/ - This is not fanfiction, as far as I know. I STRONGLY recommend the story 'Saving Aiden' by Andromeda88. it's awesome. I have an account there, my penname is 'xshattered-dreamzx'

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

I am not a lesbian, nor am I bi, but I am firmly against homophobia.

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. -I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. -I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. -We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. -I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. -I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. -I wish they could adopt me. -I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. -I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. -We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. -I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. -I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. -The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. -I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. -I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. -I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. -I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. -I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. -I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. -I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. -I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. -I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I found this on 'Criminally Insane Hermit''s bio. I love it!

50 Things I must NOT do at Hogwarts …

#5, #8, #13, #14, #18, #46, #48 & #50 were created by Crayon-Lover

The others are from moon crescent neko, where i found all this.

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. I will NOT feed the first years to Fluffy.

3. The Giant Squid is NOT an appropriate date to The Yule Ball.

4. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

5. He is NOT Gollum either.

6. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

7. Shaving Mrs. Norris is NOT a public service.

8. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especcially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

9. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

10. House Elves are NOT suitable replacements for bludgers.

11. Growing marijuana and/or hallucogenic mushrooms does NOT count as Herbology extra-credit.

12. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

13. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

14. I will NOT shout “FIRE!!” when I am near the Bowtruckles.

15. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

16. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

17. I will NOT lick Trevor.

18. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

19. There is no such thing as an Invisibilty Thong.

20. I will NOT offer to prepare ‘Tandoori Owl’.

21. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

22. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

23. Saying “Remember - Save a Broom, Ride a Quidditch Player” is NOT an appropriate way to end a Quidditch practice.

24. When being interrogated by a member of staff I am NOT allowed to wave my hand in a casual manner and say “These are not the Droids you’re looking for”.

25. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

26. First years are NOT toys; therefore I must NOT teach the Giant Squid to fetch them.

27. Spiking the school’s supply of pumpkin juice is NOT allowed, no matter how much we enjoyed ourselves that night.

28. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

29. I am NOT allowed to attempt to breed a ‘liger’.

30. I will NOT use Umbridge’s quill to write “Told you I was Hardcore”.

31. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonogal with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

32. There is NOT, nor will there ever be a fifth house at Hogwarts. I am not a member of aforementioned house, nor am I its founder.

33. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

34. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0", is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

35. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Deatheaters.

36. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

37. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonogal’s office.

38. I will NOT attempt to recreate “The Cornish Pixie” incident.

39. I will NOT attempt to convince Snape the the colour pink would “suit his complexion more.”

40. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Hallowe’en.

41. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

42. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

43. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

44. Charming the Brooms to hum “Disney’s: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” is annoying and NOT even remotely amusing.

45. I will NOT ask Pure-Blood students – “If your Mum & Dad got divorced, would they still be brother & sister?”

46. I must NOT mock Lupin about his "Time of The Month".

47. My Headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, NOT Gandalf.

48. I will NOT refer to new Defence against The Dark Arts teachers as "Lambs for the Slaughter".

49. Whenever I see a dementor I must NOT hiss "Sssssssshire, Bagginsssssss".

50. I must NOT sell Horcruxes on eBay.

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If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects post this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Post this into your profile if you're on of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, post this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten mintues reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.

Okay, onto things related to fanfictions.

-Harry Potter fav. pairings:

Almost any slash (yaoi)male/male pairing!

Harry/Severus
Harry/Cedric
Harry/Draco
Harry/Voldemort
Harry/Lucius
Harry/Tom
Harry/Salazar Slytherin
trios or more
Harry/Hermione (only if it's written well!)
Harry/Ginny (only if it's written well!)
Harry/Sirius (well-written ones!)
Harry/Remus (well-written ones!)
Harry/Sirius/Remus (well-written ones!)
Harry/OC (depends on the OC!)
Severus/James (love those!)
Severus/Sirius
Sirius/Remus
Severus/Lucius

-Favorite types of HP fics:

Severitus challenges
where Voldemort is Harry's father
where Lucius/OC is Harry's father
where Harry's abused, hurt (i.e. paralyzed), another creature, mate to another creature
Severus is Harry's mentor
Voldemort/Lucius/someone else rescues Harry/trains Harry
Harry is blind/mute/deaf
Founder's/Merlin's/Someone else really powerful's Heir Harry
Awesome Powers (i.e. elemental) Harry
Harry time travels (preferably to the founders' era)

-Tamora Pierce fav. pairings:

Alanna/John
Alanna/George
Alanna/Gary
Alanna/Raoul
Alanna/Alex
Daine/Numair
Kel/Dom
Aly/Nawat

-Favorite TP fics:

Alanna goes to the convent

-Favorite types of stories on fictionpress:

People being abused then saved
Tragic/non-tragic accidents
Finding out someone's adopted