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since: 03-31-06, id: 1018773, Profile Updated: 11-03-09
country: United States
Author has written 4 stories for X-overs, Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, and Fire Emblem.

Avatar ain't mine. Lovely pic was made by Sekra on deviantArt

I got an egg...please help me hatch it!

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Talk to me people!! I've decided I like talking!! My AIM is linksyour1uke (I know, it's awesome XD) So yes, IM me whenever but make sure to let me know you're from fanfic.

I LOVE TOSHIROU!! Mah, new uke obsession!! Mine!!

Hi I'm blackfang13 or Lynx

sex: female...I know odd user name for a girl

age: 16

I LOVE MY SEME! YOU ROCK BABE!

Type: I'm an uke! Specifically this: You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

Ummm...would any of you kill me if I told you I have started writing a new story along with writing Innocence of Children -;

Blah...I live in America, I'm a total nerd, caffenine gets me high, yaoi is awesome!, fangirls will take over the world, m-preg is the way of the future, random rantrantrant...I know...boring...I haven't been proven clinically insane but be warned for there is no end to my madness! bwuhahahahah!!

I, CuddlyEeveeM, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I, Fairy Red, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I, blackfang13, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution, post this in your profile and join the revolution!

Likes: LINK!!, Marth, TOSHROU!! NARUTO DATTEBAYO!, Roy, brownies, cookies, chocolate, milk, blue heelers, cats, lizards, books, drawing, writing, Legend of Zelda, Bleach, Kingdom Hearts, F'nor and N'ton from the Dragonriders of Pern series, Harry Potter, family, boys, green, good people, music, soccer, basketball, hockey, Tykwondo and Death Note, wolves, dragons, werewolfs, vampires, Gravitation, Yu-Gi-Oh, Obsidian Trilogy, Angel Sanctuary, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ben 10, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Dislikes:...HOMEWORK, racists,people who judge, John Keery or Kerry(whatever), math, terrorists, bullies, drugs ect., spiders, salad, nuts, and ridiculous rules(stupid dress codes)

Obsessions: Link from LOZ,(Can't forget Marth!), Toshirou, Ichigo, Yami and Seto, Ed, Topeka( my Blue Heeler), Setsuna and Kira, Naruto has now joined this list, shiny things, lizards, monkeys, yaoi, m-preg, Eragon, Harry Potter, Draco, demon ect., wolves, horses,and dragons. Wolves rock! They're fluffy!

Anyways basically I love Link, I would give anything for him. I love yaoi fanfics...but I like just regular Link/girl fanfics if they are good. (Moo, Toshirou took Harry's space) Haha this has changed, now it is Link!! Then Toshirou Hitsugaya!! Then Naruto!! Then Yami and then Cloud and well Harry has dropped in the ranks to put it succintly. Here is a list of all my other ukes: Sora, Ash, Ed, Eragon, Shuichi, Roxas, Inuyasha, Setsuna, Ben, Cilarnen, Tiercel and I think that's all...

My favorite pairings are MarthxLink(M&Lforever, BABY!!)..so precious!, DarkxLink...they are so cute as a couple! and SheikxLink...okay. Also I think RikuxSora were meant to be. LightxL is perfect, RoyxED,SetoxYami(AtemuxSeto), DracoxHarry, MurtaghxEragon(I know they're half-brothers but I didn't know that in the first book so it's hard for me to change couples!), YukixShindu, LeonxCloud, KiraxSetsuna (Lucifer), SasukexNaruto, KevinxBen,HarrierxTiercel, KellenxCilarnen... um can't think of anything else right now...

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.

I write poems, short stories and novels.

Yep so on with my life...whatever I have of one ;D

Different Than Everybody Else:

Been given to Hylian-dragoness. I'm still gonna help a little but otherwise this story is now hers.

Innocence if Children:

(Runs around in circles) Yay!! I updated!! And the story once again took a turn I didn't plan...wow...fiction really does have a mind of its own.

This is my baby!! Oh I love it so much!

Life's Funny Like That:

Um...kinda on hold till I finish Innocence of Children. But don't worry I will finish this...someday.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULL

If you haven't figured it out, I love copies and pastes...I don't know why but I do...

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.\

And just one more. Good going Nintendo4ever! Stop the homophobia!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off.

98 of the Zelda community adores the idea of Link and Zelda together. If you're one of the 2 who disagrees, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that rock out everyday copy and paste this ino your profile.

If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you actually post your stories as 'complete' when you finish them, copy and paste this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationships,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you think that the government should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance,copy and paste this into your profile.

BUT... If you are SO INCREDIBLY SICK of people blaming society for their own stupid decisions, copy this onto your profile.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you copy and paste stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're too lazy to copy and paste this stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you laughed your ass off when you realized that Yagami is "i am gay" spelled backwards, cope and paste this into your profile. When I saw this I did laugh my ass off. It totally proves that Raito from DeathNote is gay. I found this on deviantart, so it's not originally mine.

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じしf,)ノ

Yaaay Kitty!

This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your
profile to help him gain world domination.

A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON!

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

To Every Guy:

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself.
It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sooooo against PLAGIARISM, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.(When did this happen? I thought being normal was the cool thing...0-0)

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

If you post random shit all over your profile, copy and past this to your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

"I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive."

Don't you hate it when people whine and rant about Mary Sues even when the OC rocks out loud? Then copy and paste this into your profile

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Xiaahandrus, KayAGoldsiv87, Blackfang13

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

"It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face."

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

"I am worse than evil... I am the author!!"

"People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs."

"I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours."

"My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems."

"When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!"

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

"Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experiance"

"Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise"

"If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun"

"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them"

"There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives"

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three"

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD)Kyoko Izumi, Anthurak The Chaos Lord (ALL HAIL FANDOM!), KayAGoldsiv87, Blackfang13

Girls Don't Realize these things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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1. Innocence of Children » reviews
AU. Link has been forsaken by his country and now must live life as a slave. Never willing to just take orders, Link's life turns for the worse when he is bought by Marth, the prince of Altea. Will these two be able to survive each other or will this pu
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 2-6-07 - Link & Marth
2. Lips Like Morphine reviews
An AU oone-shot for Halloween. Marth has a cousin, a blonde one, that he seriously doesn't like. But wait, said cousin is coming to live with him and he also has a show coming up. What is the world coming to? Oh well, maybe his cousin will prove to a hel
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,745 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-31-09 - Marth & Link - Complete
3. Life's Funny Like That » reviews
Au Marth's the lead singer of a famous band. They need a cover artist. Because of this a mysterious blonde is invited into his life and makes all the difference in the world. Better summary inside. Yaoi. OCs present but I swear they're cool. Yuri and Heto
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,705 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-10-07 - Published: 3-29-07
4. Different Than Everybody Else » reviews
Link from LOZ and Harry meet during their first year at Hogwarts. What happens when Harry finds out tidbits of Link's past while still having to worry about school, friends and Voldemort. Everyone knows about Harry's tragic past, Discontinued.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 7-1-06
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