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Tildessmoo
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since: 08-22-01, id: 101878
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 10 stories for Ranma, Slayers, Inuyasha, Last Unicorn, Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Okay, here's the deal. I used to be VioletEyes, then FFNet instituted that numbering policy and I became VioletEyes1. Then I changed to Eighth Guardian for a while, but I didn't really ever update in that time. So, now I'm Tildessmoo (pron. teel-deh-SHSMAH-oh due to accents I can't use here). I like to write fanfics, original works and articles, generally of a philosophical nature. Fanfics can, of course, be found here; my old poems are at my FictionPress account of the same name. Original works are in progress and awaiting hopeful publication. Articles can be found on my Xanga site; just go there and go to "dendarin."

Secondly, I would like to direct all of you to read everything you can find by Georsama. Aside from the fact that he's pretty much the best Kim Possible author out there (not that there are many worth reading at all), I'm betaing his "Altered History" and "Edge of Tomorrow" as well as a few others. Plus, you need to read "Hyuuga Pilgrimage," the prequel to EoT.

Oh, and check out NonJon as well. I'm not betaing him, of course, but the HP/Firefly xover "Browncoat, Green Eyes" and the HP romp "Lovegood, Boobs Gooder" are among the best things I've ever read in their genres. Well, those and the Ranma comedy "To Tell a Hawk from a Handsaw" by N. Reynolds.

Alright, on to the fanfics. Anyone who remembers me from my old SNs (chyea, right!), you might notice some things are missing. Those were all sucky things or incomplete things I may never complete. I currently have the following in the works, though I will not post anything until it is at the very least thoroughly planned out:

An epic Harry Potter fic (in which he has a sister and is in Slytherin...)

A five-part Sailor Moon story (as in each of the five parts has multiple chapters) including "The Alienist," an SM/Ranma crossover

A Naruto fanfic along the aegis of (and partially inspired by) "Team 8." Read the original at S'tarkan's site on FFNet or under his alternate SN of Viridian at fanficauthors.net

A Danny Phantom fic partially inspired by some of the underlying themes of the Memory, Sorrow and Thorn trilogy by Tad Williams

A Sailor Moon multi-chapter spoof entitled "Sailor Survey"

A Mulan story with tweaks to include Chinese culture at the time it appears to have taken place, and with the original legend as a backdrop

A massive humorous crossover among many anime, cartoons, books and comics whose sole purpose is the crossing over.

Many drabbles, some of which may make it here, and some of which may not.

Explanations for what I have kept from my old PN:

"End of a Legend": although not quite canon (having been written when I was only up to Viz's volume 6 of the manga), it's gotten good reviews, and it could be considered canon minus a couple of characters with an alternate ending.

"A Monster of a Poem": Not my best poem ever, but I think it's a fun little ditty. Plus I still haven't had anyone guess who it's about, which is kind of odd now that I think of it. Must be the fact that there's only one review...

"Where Unicorns Go to Die": Probably the best poem I've ever written. It stays.

"I've Never": A nifty drabble that seems popular enough, and even has approval from the authors of the story that inspired it.

"Dark Contemplation": The first fanfic I ever finished. A darkfic drabble with a slight twist ending. It remains both as a gauge of how much I've advanced, and as the only true darkfic I've ever finished.

"Closing Arguments": An annoyingly badly written bit of fluff, but people liked it, enough even to translate it into Itailan, so it stays.

Everything else still here is relatively new.

And now, what you've all been waiting for:

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1. The Best Laid Plans reviews
Salazar Slytherin discovers Murphy's Law, and creates a few Hogwarts institutions in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-07 - Salazar S. & Godric G. - Complete
2. A Brief History of the Hokage of Konohagakure reviews
A medievalstyle history of the Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato through Hachidaime.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-14-06 - Complete
3. Harry's Bright Green Hex reviews
A humorous filk of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by the Beatles. Plot summary: Harry snaps. Rated T for a singular instance of a word that is synonymous with both donkey and posterior.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-8-06 - Harry P. - Complete
4. The Importance of Eloquence reviews
A humorous drabble based on the convolutions of Japanese honorifics. Spoilers for ch139ep85 and Naruto II
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-19-06 - Tsunade S. & Naruto U. - Complete
5. Where Unicorns Go to Die reviews
Not really about "TLU," but inspired by it.
Last Unicorn - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-15-02
6. End of a Legend reviews
A mysterious storyteller spins tales of the great demon Inu-Yasha, but where did he learn these things that not even Kagome knows?
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-5-02
7. A Monster of a Poem reviews
Just got to thinking and rhyming. Try to think of it as a song from a musical and the lack of meter shouldn't matter.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-17-02
8. I've Never reviews
Based on "I've Never"(GW fic) by Jaelle and Orla. Nabiki forces the other Ranma characters to play a drinking game which reveals some interesting secrets.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-13-02
9. Closing Arguments reviews
Ranma decides to leave and Akane gets in an argument with him. Very WAFFy
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-12-01
10. Dark Contemplation reviews
Someone in the Ranma world is going a little overboard from his romantic failures. Can you guess who? Very short, not so nice.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-01
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