IAmTheBoss
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since: 03-31-06, id: 1019124, Profile Updated: 06-11-10
country: UK
Author has written 3 stories for Stargate: SG-1.

Hello everyone! I guess if you're reading this, then you incredibly bored, or you want to find out about me. Well, lesse, I live in the U.S., and I can't spell, at all. All I have to say about that is, whoever invented spell check, I thank thee. Enourmosly. As to my name, well, you can call me Boss.

Friends on fanfiction:

goldcatmaster

gamegirl07

arada

Aslan'sOnTheMove

thats it.

Favorite shows~

Stargate Sg1
X-Files
Code Lyoko
Stargate Atlantis
Star Trek Series, although not the one with Captain Kirk. That guy gives me the creeps.
Teen Titans. (Oh, my gosh! I just saw the movie, and it was everything I ever hoped it would be! It Rocked!)
Doctor Who (he's pretty much the only reason I watch SciFi anymore, what with SG-1 gone. Although I have been trying to catch Amanda Tapping on Atlantis)
Crossing Jordan
NCIS
Gundam Wing A/C (although tecnically, I have never seen the show, I am obsesed with the fanfiction. Well, as obsesed as an insanely busy person can be)

Shows that I would probably like if I saw more of them
JAG
John Doe
Judging Amy

Favorite Movies:

Star Wars Episodes 1,2,3,4,5,&6(Can you see that I'm a Scifi type of person?)
The Princess Bride
Ultra Violet
The Hitckhikers Guide to the Galaxy
The Sound of Music
The Pacifier
I, Robot
Robots
The Matrix
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe
The Interpreter
Spiderman 1&2
Catwoman (call me weird, but I like the movie)
The Fantastic Four.
Indiana Jones 1&3
Mission Impossible (so far I've only seen part, maybe most of the first one, but I want to see the other two)
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
Pirates of the Caribean: The Curse of The Black Pearl & Dead Man's Chest
Lord Of The Rings All three. Oh my gosh. They were AWSOME!!
A Walk to Remember sniff sniff

And that's all that I can remember.

Movies that I can't stand

Napoleon Dynamite (please don't flame me just because I wrote that)
13 going on 30

Favorite Books (Oh boy, here we go)~

Snow
Ella Enchanted
The Story Tellers Daughter
The Two Princesses of Bamarre
The Courtship of Princess Leia
The BSC series
Nancy Drew Mysteries
The Hardy Boys Mysteries
Nancy Drew and The Hardy Boys Mysteries. (They work together. Whoever thought of this is a genius.)
Curse
Whodunnit
Alpha Force ( For those of you who say it's only sold in England, well, your right,but my school library happens to have a few of the books)
You think you got Issues Much?
Alex Rider Series From Stormbreaker to Ark Angel, I love them all.
The Bible
The Left Behinds~The Kids
The Cronicles of Narnia
Spy High series
Trickster's Choice & Tricksters Queen
Doctor Who series
A Walk to Remember sniff sniff
All American Girl
Princess Diaries, the first one. Oh my gosh, Meg Cabot is hillarious.
A lot of comic books and stuff like that.

There's more books that I can't remember

Favorite Sayings:

If you know that you do not know anything, then you know something, and can start from there.

Creepy

Oh, Dannyboy!

Spacemonkey

Holy Hannah!

Does it look like I care?

And, but, so, therefore?

Lets go campers!

Sirrrrrr!

I don't have any ideas, at multiple looks of incredulos stares, yet.

Carter, no Technoblable.

Step follows step, hope follows courage, set your face towards danger, set your heart on victory.

The lights are on, but nobodys home.

I am marshmellow! Hear me roar!
meow

Three fries short of a happy meal

Doh.

If you want to get out of here, you listen to me! And will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?

Unique is good, strange is good, different is good, normal is bad. I am unique, and Unique is good.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Sanity is also in the eyes of the beholder.

And more trees!

Carter, no giggleing

Three coconuts short of a palm tree.

We don't want to sound like the north bound end of a south bound cow. (From my band teacher, just before we started to play. Good advice, 'cause I think we sounded pretty good that time.)

I didn't fall off the ladder, the ladder fell, and I went with it.

Jeremy~ Odd, you're a creep.
A few moments later
Jeremy~ Odd, you're a genius!
Odd~ So what am I Jeremy, a creep or a genius?
Jeremy~ You're a creepy genius.

Fantastic! (cookies to anyone who knows who says that. A lot)

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your TARDIS is?" - Theresa Schwartz, from a 'to-be-used' line in Keeper of the Lost

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here)" -Maximum Ride, from Maximum Ride: the Angel Experiment

"People who say nothing is impossible have never tried slamming a revolving door!"

"You have enemies? That's good. That means you've stood up for something once in your life."

"The real proof there's intelligent life out there is that they never tried to contact us."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried nailing jello to a tree."

"The Doctor's name is sacred. Why the heck did he tell it to River-Song?!" Dragongirl of the Stars

"Well, that was about as logical as jumbo-shrimp."

There's more, but I can't remember them at the moment.
If you recognise any of my quotes, and notice that their wrong, or misspelled, please notify me, and I'll make the proper changes. Eventually.

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This is Crazy, the "I don't mind Terra" Bunny. If you don't mind Terra, then copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy a bunny in your profile if you want to save season six for Teen Titans

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ViolinGurl507, IAmTheBoss

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

( o o ) = ( o o )

If you're freaking sick of all the Doctor/Martha fics, copy this into your profile page.

If you think apples should be banned for keeping the Doctor away, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of the wise and intelligent people who knew that Rose would return BEFORE ALL OUR HOPES AND DREAMS CAME TRUE, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to shout "Raxicoricofallapatorius" in the middle of a room full of people working silently, copy this into your profile.

If you think that even though River-Song can throw a mean right hook she should STILL keep her hands off the Doctor, copy this into your profile.

If you KNOW that Donna Noble deserved a better ending for her nobility, pardon the pun, copy this into your profile.

Russell T Davies is evil and a genius. Mainly because he's brilliant and tries to hide it behind cruelty and coldness (towards, mainly, the poor Doctor and Rose). If you agree that Davies is an evil genius but has good intentions, copy this into your profile.

Steven Moffat classified Rose Tyler as the Doctor's "needy girlfriend," and that he had to hand it to the Doc for ditching her and 'palming her off on a copy of himself.' If this statements makes you very, very angry, join the club! (and copy this into your profile!)

If you are feeling very not-nice things towards River-Song because of the above statement, copy this into your profile.

Lastly, if you want to join the rebellion of fanfictioners that are going on a mission to threaten Moffatt out of writing River-Song/Doctor romance... oh c'mon, people, you already know what to do.

If you think the Doctor belongs to Rose and Rose belongs to the Doctor, copy this into your profile.

Art shouldn't be confined to pen and paper, ink and Charcoal, water color and Oilbased.
Art should be open and free, like horses run wild, full of movement and actions, song and melody,
harmonius; in unity.
Art is expression, bold and wild, shy and timid, freeverse or haiku,
rhyme or rythm.
Expression through dance and movement, actions or none,
freezeframe and still, they're second to none.
It's silent and noisy, serious and silly.
It doesn't really matter.
It's what I feel, how it effects me, and how I express it that matters.
I am expression, and expression is Art.
(just a little poem I wrote)

Here we are, going far
to save all that we love,
If we give all we got, we will make it through,
Here we are, like a star, shining bright on you world, today.
Make evil go away.
Code Lyoko we'll reset it all,
Code Lyoko be there when you call,
Code Lyoko we will stand real tall,
Code Lyoko stronger after all.
~ Code Lyoko theme song

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her.

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go.

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention.

When she pull's away
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word.

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared
Protect her.

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay.

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up.

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand.

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers.

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does.

When she misses you
she's hurting inside.

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away.

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers.

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it.

Repost so the one you love will;

Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend"
Girls post as: "A True Boyfriend"

Oh so cute! Bunny!

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
come join the dark side, we've got cookies.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Parting remarks~

I am a Christian, and nothing you can say will change that. I will not curse in my writings, and if you don't like, well tough, go read someone elses writing.


1. War reviews
It was now or never. Do or die. Fight or flight. Kill or be killed. Everything rested on her shoulders. You would think she'd be used to this by now.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-15-08 - S. Carter - Complete
2. Checklist for a bad morning » reviews
Sam is having a bad morning, so she starts to make a checklist of all the things that could and probably will go wrong.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 2-6-07 - S. Carter
3. Guardian Angels reviews
Find out just who protects Sg1 on all their hairbrain advtures.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-7-06 - Complete