| IAmTheBoss |
Author has written 3 stories for Stargate: SG-1. Hello everyone! I guess if you're reading this, then you incredibly bored, or you want to find out about me. Well, lesse, I live in the U.S., and I can't spell, at all. All I have to say about that is, whoever invented spell check, I thank thee. Enourmosly. As to my name, well, you can call me Boss. Friends on fanfiction: goldcatmaster gamegirl07 arada Aslan'sOnTheMove thats it. Favorite shows~ Stargate Sg1 Shows that I would probably like if I saw more of them Favorite Movies: Star Wars Episodes 1,2,3,4,5,&6(Can you see that I'm a Scifi type of person?) And that's all that I can remember. Movies that I can't stand Napoleon Dynamite (please don't flame me just because I wrote that) Favorite Books (Oh boy, here we go)~ Snow There's more books that I can't remember Favorite Sayings: If you know that you do not know anything, then you know something, and can start from there. Creepy Oh, Dannyboy! Spacemonkey Holy Hannah! Does it look like I care? And, but, so, therefore? Lets go campers! Sirrrrrr! I don't have any ideas, at multiple looks of incredulos stares, yet. Carter, no Technoblable. Step follows step, hope follows courage, set your face towards danger, set your heart on victory. The lights are on, but nobodys home. I am marshmellow! Hear me roar! Three fries short of a happy meal Doh. If you want to get out of here, you listen to me! And will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way? Unique is good, strange is good, different is good, normal is bad. I am unique, and Unique is good. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Sanity is also in the eyes of the beholder. And more trees! Carter, no giggleing Three coconuts short of a palm tree. We don't want to sound like the north bound end of a south bound cow. (From my band teacher, just before we started to play. Good advice, 'cause I think we sounded pretty good that time.) I didn't fall off the ladder, the ladder fell, and I went with it. Jeremy~ Odd, you're a creep. Fantastic! (cookies to anyone who knows who says that. A lot) "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your TARDIS is?" - Theresa Schwartz, from a 'to-be-used' line in Keeper of the Lost "Holy (insert swear word of your choice here)" -Maximum Ride, from Maximum Ride: the Angel Experiment "People who say nothing is impossible have never tried slamming a revolving door!" "You have enemies? That's good. That means you've stood up for something once in your life." "The real proof there's intelligent life out there is that they never tried to contact us." "Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried nailing jello to a tree." "The Doctor's name is sacred. Why the heck did he tell it to River-Song?!" Dragongirl of the Stars "Well, that was about as logical as jumbo-shrimp." There's more, but I can't remember them at the moment. () () This is Crazy, the "I don't mind Terra" Bunny. If you don't mind Terra, then copy this into your profile. If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy a bunny in your profile if you want to save season six for Teen Titans ( ) ( ) 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ViolinGurl507, IAmTheBoss Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. ( o o ) = ( o o ) If you're freaking sick of all the Doctor/Martha fics, copy this into your profile page. If you think apples should be banned for keeping the Doctor away, copy this into your profile. If you're one of the wise and intelligent people who knew that Rose would return BEFORE ALL OUR HOPES AND DREAMS CAME TRUE, copy this to your profile. If you have ever wanted to shout "Raxicoricofallapatorius" in the middle of a room full of people working silently, copy this into your profile. If you think that even though River-Song can throw a mean right hook she should STILL keep her hands off the Doctor, copy this into your profile. If you KNOW that Donna Noble deserved a better ending for her nobility, pardon the pun, copy this into your profile. Russell T Davies is evil and a genius. Mainly because he's brilliant and tries to hide it behind cruelty and coldness (towards, mainly, the poor Doctor and Rose). If you agree that Davies is an evil genius but has good intentions, copy this into your profile. Steven Moffat classified Rose Tyler as the Doctor's "needy girlfriend," and that he had to hand it to the Doc for ditching her and 'palming her off on a copy of himself.' If this statements makes you very, very angry, join the club! (and copy this into your profile!) If you are feeling very not-nice things towards River-Song because of the above statement, copy this into your profile. Lastly, if you want to join the rebellion of fanfictioners that are going on a mission to threaten Moffatt out of writing River-Song/Doctor romance... oh c'mon, people, you already know what to do. If you think the Doctor belongs to Rose and Rose belongs to the Doctor, copy this into your profile. Art shouldn't be confined to pen and paper, ink and Charcoal, water color and Oilbased. Here we are, going far A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Repost so the one you love will; Call you. Oh so cute! Bunny! Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Parting remarks~ I am a Christian, and nothing you can say will change that. I will not curse in my writings, and if you don't like, well tough, go read someone elses writing. | |||||||
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