Hi, I'm Chewy2007, and I'm still a complete lazyass!

My Current Fanfiction:

The Trials of Inuyasha: First one I posted on Fanfiction.net. Basically what happens in this is that Inuyasha doesn't want to be with Kagome anymore. Kagome and Kikyo then chase him down and rape him. Expect a new chapter very not soon at all.

Fuck All Grown Up!: I made this fic when I saw just how shitty the Rugrats fandom was after All Grown Up was made. Originally supposed to be a oneshot but decided against it. Currently planned to be a series. Chapter 5 is up. Even now this fic is too big to be summed up in a sentence. Basically, things are starting to really fuck up in the world the Rugrats are in. Will they survive this Brave New World? I'm not rewriting this!

Spongebob Dickpants: Originally made to cure my writers block. Now it's just the daily happenings of that fun guy called Spongebob Dickpants. The Soul Society may or may not be destroyed at one point. Chapter 2 now up!

Sonic's Furry Chubby: I got bored. Then this was made. In this fic, Sonic gets horny and wants to fuck Pokemon, but for no reason at all, Non-Pokemon can't have sex with Pokemon. Sonic fucks them anyways. This fic also demonstrates why taking advice from flying genitalia is a very bad idea (sort of...)

Doug's Happy Adventures: My sister wanted me to make a Doug fanfic, so I made this. Chapter 2 is FINAL chapter! Here is what happens: Doug hits puberty, and gets a big dick, but his dick is gonna get so big that it will kill everyone, so the Soul Society sends their Captains after Doug.

The Man Who is Master of Propane: I got the urge to make King of the Hill fanfiction. I've decided just now that 'epic' stories are hard to do, so Hank Hill will have to seduce busty Anime women with his propane-related flirtation, in the only way a stuck up propane addict with a narrow urethra can for another 50 chapters.

Sexy Kenshin Sexy: I made this at a completely random time. I completely finished the Rurouni Kenshin manga, so expect or don't expect Enishi secksings up Kaoru EVILLY or something.

Alfred Fanfiction: This is not a normal fanfic. Only read this if you want to seriously think about your ideals and what you stand for. Also, you should see some Alfred flash at http://emily-youcis.newgrounds.com/

Alfred's Pot Shenanigans: This is a more normal fanfic, but it's still pretty spooky. It's also more readable. Seeing Alfred flash isn't required for reading this. Oh, and this isn't the undisclosed fanfic I was talking about, since propane's illegal on the moon.

The Trials of Google Translate: This fic is where I run my other fanfics through a woodchipper, or at least try to, since Google Translate apparently isn't completely worthless. Or maybe it is and I just can't fucking tell right now.

FUN FACT: April 1st was when I tried to submit my first fanfic on here. It didn't work because there's a three day period where you can't submit anything. I eventually got rid of the fic I posted and replaced it with The Trials of Inuyasha. Consider this my way of making good on the memory of that fic. IT SHALL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.

Upcoming Updates:

Doug's Happy Adventures: I'll make the last chapter soon. What happens here is that Doug continues to show off his wang & destroy Bluffington at the same time. The Captains eventually find him & this ends up being an epic showdown between them.

The Man Who is Master of Propane: Coming soon! Hank has some fun with his Propane, but then a tragedy happens!

The Trials of Inuyasha: Soon or later this will be updated. The A-Team gets Inuyasha's distress message, so they race to save him from being raped (some more).

Spongebob Dickpants: Spongebob goes to the Soul Society, but here's the catch: Spongebob gets sidetracked! Probably will be made before the vaguely hyped AlfredXHank hentai or whatever the shit I'm making.

Fuck All Grown Up!: I have decided not to rewrite this! Chuckie reminisces over the various fuckeries that have occurred during CumShoTopia's Goatse Contest while Phil and Lil enlist in the Navy Seals, after FOUR WHOLE GODDAMN YEARS OF ME NOT UPDATING!

Sexy Kenshin Sexy: I don't even know what I'll make for the second chapter, so pretend that Sanosuke gets cancer or something until then.

The Trials of Google Translate: I'll tear up my other stuff when I feel like it.

Upcoming Fanfiction:

(Something Inuyasha Related): Not sure what I'll make, but it'll probably be MST-worthy if I wasn't so damn obscure...

(Undisclosed Fanfiction): It has Alfred, Hank, and the second coming of MYSELF (but not actually in the story). Coming very soon.

Dead Fanfiction:

The Chronicles of Kagome: Was basically "The Trials of Inuyasha" with more Kagome. Inuyasha turned into a black pimp in this. Rejected because it turned into mindless hentai at a certain point and I didn't feel like working on it anymore.

Lain Goes Bowling: The idea was that Lain goes bowling with retards. Did not make it.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop fic: I haven't even watched the fucking movie after all these years. I apologize if anyone sincerely was looking forward to it. Sometimes a fanfiction just dies before there even is an attempt to create it. How sad.

More will come when I feel like making them.

Destroyed Kitty Krew Forum Archive:

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STOP DESTROYING KITTY KREW FORUMS! P.S: I am no longer a part of the Kitty Krew. They mostly destroy themselves now.

Dead YouChew Forum Archive:

http://youchewpoop.com/forum/index.php

I'm not sure if YouChew has many destroyed forums. Doesn't seem like it.

Dicked Fanfiction Counter:

After six years of peddling my smexy ass fanfiction, it has finally happened: the staff actually took some of my stories down. So far only two have been dicked, both because of the badwords in the summaries turned eight year olds into pedo death rapists and it turns out I'm not completely obscure. More will be listed if and/or when the authorities of FanFiction.Net feel like being sort-of competent for my sake. Or maybe they'll just delete my account. WHO KNOWS?

So here's the list:

Fuck All Grown Up! x2

Alfred's Pot Shenanigans

These will be uploaded as soon as I'm able.