Hey ya'll! My name is Kureno Sohma, I'm a midwestern high schooler of the US of A. I enjoy reading, writing, laughing, singing, skipping, frolicing, amusing others with my shenangigans, and other such michievous wonders. Being of a (mostly) sound mind, I have often been called a genius. Mostly by other students in my grade level who I have helped with difficult problems on homework. I'm an isomniac, I have been since I was born. I love cosplaying and just dressing up whackily, I went to the 5th Harry Potter movie midnight premiere with a TMNT, Eviel Knieviel, a Rubik's cube, an elf (my mother O.o), Santa Claus, and gang of a random wizards with heat sensitive wands (don't ask...).
Name: ENO CAPPUCCINO!
Age: Greater then or equal to zero
Sex: On a daily basis, mostly with my wifey
Family: A wife, two biological sons, two stepkids, and an adopted daughter. There is a possible third biological son, but nothing is set in stone. >>
Orientation: Bicurious
Loves: Everything but rapists, carnivores, and brussel sprouts
Hates: Bad people XD
5 Interesting Facts About Me
1. I'm a vegetarian, have been since I was thirteen.
2. Victim of Tympanosclerosis, was born with it, right side only. If you actually care, look it up.
3. Currently an honor student, depends on how I feel next semester.
4. Born and raised in Alaska, gorgeous area.
5. I love YAOI. Iunno why, I just do. It's not against my religion (don't have one) so I go stir crazy.
Quotes:
"I'm a lightbulb!" -Akii
"I'm like dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. I just... do things." -Joker, Dark Knight
"You complete me." -Joker, Dark Knight
"Man/Man relationships are usually gay." -Akii
"Celery~" -Akito in an RP as Matsuda
"Oh no! The sky is turning blue!" -Izz-Izzle in the Tornado Room on our trip to MN (woo)
Jesse: "Listen to me kid, when you get involved with the opposite sex, you're only asking for trouble."
James: "And that's the kind of trouble I stay out of." -Pokemon Movie 2000
"If you lose your temper, you’ve lost the argument." -Proverb
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you have ever hugged someone only to realize that you don't know who they are, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their butts off.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Man that was fun".
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.
Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you think that yogurt is not meant to be eaten with a spoon, but with your mouth, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, then copy this onto your profile.
If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this onto your profile.
Scrubs Fanfiction Number Pairing Quiz
00. Randomly list 12 of your favorite characters.
1)Turk
2)Janitor
3)Sam
4)Kelso
5)The Todd
6)JD
7)Dan
8)Jack
9)Ted
10)Dr. Cox
11)Carla
12)Rowdy
01. Have You Ever Read a 6/11 Fanfic?
JD/Carla, yeah.
02. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Kelso? He's smokin' hot!! NOT!!
03. What would happen if 12 got 8 Pregnant?
Rowdy to Jack? Why? I would really like to know. Biologically impossible, Beastility!Baby? It's so wrong... yet intriguing, how WOULD that happen? I'm confused, I need answers! @.@
04. Can you recall any fics about 9? Can you recommend any?
Ted stories? Not really. No.
05. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Why or why not?
Janitor and JD? Hells to the yeah. It's like the perfect S&M couple from Scrubs ever!
06. Do you like 5/9 or 5/10?
The Todd/Ted or The Todd/Dr. Cox. No to both of them, I'm trying to figure out if it is possible even for The Todd to get a date with these two. Even Ted isn't THAT desperate.
07. What would happen if 7 walked in on 12 and 2 having sex?
ROTFL!! Dan walking on the Janitor and Rowdy having sex!! Haha! He'd be really confused, a little sickened, and super horny.
08. Make a summery for a 3/10 fic.
JD is gone, a car accident stole him from us. All I have now is his son, Sam, a weird kid, weirder than his dad ever was. He's like a quiet version of Newbie, which is a little scary. WHY AM I THE ONE CAROL WANTS TO RAISE HER KID?? SHE KNOWS I'M HORRIBLE AT PARENTING! And more importantly, why did I accept?
Dr.Cox/Sam, parental love.
09. Is there such a thing as a 1/8 fluff story?
Turk and Jack? I hope not! Ew...
10. What title would you give a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort fic?
Dan/Rowdy
"How I Met My Brother's Dog"
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?
Turk goes back in time to Sacred Heart, 35 years back to be exact. There he meets the imfamous flirt, Bob Kelso. Sparks fly, surgeries fail, hearts break. All in a day's, or even 35 year's, work at Sacred Heart Hospital.
12. Do any of your friends read 7 slash fics?
Dan Slash? I don't think so, I've read one or two though.
13. Do any of your friends read 3 het fics?
No. Neither have I. Sam is too young for such things.
14. Do any of your friends draw or rp as 11?
Akito does. I have. Carla is fun to mess with.
15. Would anyone you know write 2/4/5?
Janitor/Kelso/The Todd? Hells to the no. All of them are scary. In their own way, it would be weird to see them in a threesome. -shudder-
16. What might 10 scream in a moment of passion?
Dr. Cox... hmm... "NEEEEEWWWWBBIIIIEEE!" No. J/K! Hmm.. "Re-he-heally!"
17. If you wrote a song fic about 8, what song would it be?
"The Barney Theme Song" ~ Jack wuvs his Barney.
18. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Turk/JD/Rowdy? Uh... Guy Love? Beastility? Threesome?
19. What would a good pick up line be for 10 to use on 2?
Dr. Cox/Janitor
"I know another version of "jiggly ball" that I KNOW you'd LOVE!" (lol)
20. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
2 months ago, The Todd/JD. Boredom sank in, I lost control, I blame Ronald McDonald!
21. What's 6's Super-Kink-Secret?
JD? The Nerdy Chicken Dance.
22. Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or Sober?
Carla do Ted? Uh... Drunk, probably not Sober.
23. If 3 and 7 got together, who would top?
Sam/Dan? Uh... NEXT!!
24. "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then, follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3."
What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.
Turk and Ted are in a happy relationship, but Ted runs off with Kelso. Turk, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Carla. Then has a brief, unhappy affair with Rowdy. He takes the wise advice of the Todd and finds true love with Sam.
"When Turk Goes Bad" No one should write this, EVER!!
25. How would you feel if 7/8 was cannon?
Dan/Jack? Confused. @.@
Mommy, Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."
"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."
"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."
Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.
"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.
This is a comment I read and I completely agree with it.
"Twilight is an insult to literature. Stephanie Meyer writes like a 14 year old and the character's hair falls in her face like a black curtain like 80 times in that book." Completely True. If you are starting to realize that Twilight isn't that great copy and paste this into your profile.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
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If you can read the message above paste it in your profile
White man: "Colored people are not allowed here."
Black man: "Listen sir, when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up, I was BLACK. When I'm sick, I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK. When I'm cold, I'm BLACK. When I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born, you're PINK. When you grow up, you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun, you turn RED. When you're cold, you turn BLUE. And when you die, you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!
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