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since: 04-02-06, id: 1020411, Profile Updated: 11-20-08
country: United States
Author has written 16 stories for Pokemon.

Name: Bailey... Lamest name ever...
Age: 17ish.
Sex: Yesplzlol :3
Location: Cardboard Box Under the Freeway in Middle of Nowhere, Kansas
Gender:
I write guy/guy pairings. Does that seem like a guy thing to do?
Night Job: Jedi Master for the CIA

darkflame414 wrote me EliteUndershipping for my birthday.
If you want to be as awesome as her, you should too.

REVIEWS > FAVORITES.

Who reads this anyways? o_O;;

As you'll notice throughout my stories, they are usually in one of two categories: Romance or Humor. Or, like most of the time, both. The only point I'm trying to achieve with them is usually just to make you laugh. I don't have any deeper meanings, I don't play mind tricks, and I despise drama with a fiery passion, (I see enough of it at school to ever want to see it again, really). I just want you to laugh and go "OMG THAT GURL IS FUNNEH." in your head. Or out loud. Either one works C:

I got second place in a writing contest for the state of Kansas this year. The only reason I didn't get first was because my story was satire, and satire doesn't go over too well in the areas of judging. However, in entertainment, it's number one on the list!

I love all my reviews, because it means you took the time to make me happy. That's a big deal to me.
I also love it when you talk back. I'm quite the talkative person... in case you haven't been clued in yet... :D and I love conversations! So don't be shy, I don't bite! (Also, I heard I was kind of intimidating... Am I really? I never thought I could be.)

I have AIM and MSN! Talk to me!


THE AWESOME SECTION.

That lemur... He's earth bending! =O
Avatar, it made me laugh.

-My friend called you an idiot.
-Tell your friend he's a big fat Skankasaurus.
-He doesn't even know how to reply to that... Way to go.
I was texting with my friend at camp and his friend said that Dr. Mario was NOT a character. How lame.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Volkner hitting on Mars? Well he could take advice from Saturn and ask "Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is out of this world" and in turn have Mars tell him she doesn't wear pants.
Thank you, darkflame414!

Roses are red, Violets are blue.
I am schizophrenic, And so am I.
Morgan, who's my freshman buddy.

"I didn't want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl."
"...Am I a pretty girl?" -blush-
-Spongebob Squarepants!


So, here's the part where I shamelessly advertise some of my stories in hopes to get more reviews.

When Life Gives You Roses - Contestshipping. Oh no, not another May-Goes-To-Johto story! But sadly, it is. The first two chapters are utter crap, and Drew makes his appearance in the third. You should really review and tell me how I'm doing.

Genderbending - Ignitionshipping. Flint dressed as a girl to get Volkner to notice him. Seriously, what good could come of it? Please review, it's pretty good! Besides, I only have four so far now...

His Blue Hat - IronWillshipping. A plotbunny that followed me all the way through Iron Island Cave whilst playing Diamond. Personally, I think this is one of my new favorite stories.

On Shyness and Sophistication - EliteUndershipping. Definitely doesn't do this pairing justice, but should be good for a fangirl or two. Only six reviews? What?

Are you Wearing Space Pants? - Conjunctionshipping. If you're like me and love cheesy pickup lines, this is definitely for you.

Greatest Beauty - (INSERT NAME HERE) shipping.Read and find out. :D

Her Number 2 - Contestshipping. Has reached thirty reviews! Not to try and touch the stars or anything... but the 35th reviewer gets a special surprise! (What bribe? There's no bribing to be done here... >_>;;)

I hate the fact that I write so much Contestshipping. Please, someone stop me.


Alright, so this is the part where I update and announce stuff. If I get around to it.

So I finally got around to writing the May in Johto fic. The first couple chapters suck, but it should get better as time goes on. I hope, anyways. But then, an artist is their own worst critic, so you all will probably like it more than me..
This story is an excuse to practice writing more than just dialouge and have a go at writing contests and appeals, which I think could be jolly good fun.

If you have a pairing you want to see me write, I'd be more than happy to! Just no pokemon/human ones, I fail to see the appeal in that. (However, when it's well-written, I'll read anything. I read a REALLY good one like that the other day. Shocked me, to say the least.)

I love EliteUndershipping (Aaron/Lucian). There aren't many stories out there for these guys, so you should give them a little love for me and write some stuff. My birthday is the 18th of February, so that seems like a good time. ;D
Also... CHRISTMAS IS COMING! And I celebrate it, so that would be a great opportunity to gift me. I gift back, I promise!

Also, I would love to explain the reasoning behind my favorite shipping of all-time: Ashyboyshipping. (Duplica/Gary)
The name is funny.
The End.

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1. Her Pink Skirt reviews
Three years after their departure in Iron Island, Dawn and Riley meet up again, each with new experiences and stories added to their history. But Dawn still thinks she's treated like a kid, even at age sixteen... Sequel to "His Blue Hat," Ironwillshipping
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-24-08 - Published: 11-24-08
2. When Life Gives you Roses » reviews
Another region means another chance to start over new. New clothes, new pokemon and new challenges. However, old rivals spark up old feelings, and that means May is going to have some of the same old problems. Drew doesn't appear until chapter three.
Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,771 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 10-10-08 - Published: 5-29-08
3. The Pidgey and the Beedril reviews
There is a reason Cyrus made up Rule Six. However, when two of his commanders choose not to follow it, he has to explain it to them. And the entirety of Team Galactic as well... It almost makes you feel sorry for Mars and Saturn, doesn't it?
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 9-13-08
4. His Blue Hat reviews
Dawn, after a humiliating loss to Byron, heads over to Iron Island to train, determined to face him again and win this time. But while in the cave, she meets a new and interesting man that leaves her red-faced and speechless. Dawn/Riley
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-13-08 - Published: 8-13-08
5. There Won't Be a Next Time reviews
So it's finally happened. Drew and May are officially 'going out,' and are going on their very first date ever! However, in accordance with Murphy's Law, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, the date is, to put it politely, less than perfect...
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-30-08
6. Genderbending reviews
Flint has a thing for Volkner. The only thing is, as far as he knows, his best friend only goes for girls. So Flint has the other League members help him change a few things to make this work...:Ignitionshipping:
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-3-08 - Published: 6-3-08
7. The Old Chateau reviews
After a bout of boredom nearly kills them, the Elite Four find a new way to amuse themselves. Flint wins the biggest bet, and Aaron and Lucian have to spend the night in the creepy Old Chateau now. Dust and ghosts; how much more appealing could it get?
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 5-1-08
8. On Shyness and Sophistication reviews
Aaron's first kiss was stolen by a girl who tried to battle the League. He was saving that kiss for someone else though. Flint knows who, and he'll be damned if he doesn't get the two together! When one is too shy and the other too smart, what's he to do?
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-24-08 - Published: 2-24-08
9. Deep Thinking reviews
Even Wes has a soft side. It just takes a little knock in his stubborn head to let it out. Colosseumshipping for Valentine's Day fluff.
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-14-08 - Published: 2-14-08
10. Are you Wearing Space Pants? reviews
Commander Mars has just started Team Galactic, and Saturn already has his eye on her. Trouble is, he's girl shy. Neptune has the bright idea of telling him to use pickup lines to get her, and Saturn takes his advice. One would think he'd have more sense..
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 12-29-07
11. A Certain Someone reviews
Tis the holiday season, and May gets a request from Drew to help him with something. Between fangirls and her insane parents, May gets to spend the rest of the day with Drew, but she doesn't know what to make of it all... Happy Holidays, Fanfiction!
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-15-07 - Published: 12-15-07
12. Death by Cake Mix reviews
That's as good as any mixer! Blending and mixing are the same things anyways, right?" he said, rushing the bowl of what would soon be vanilla frosting to the blender. Of all the things he may be, Jimmy is not a baker, no matter how hard he tries.
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-20-07
13. Obscene Dream reviews
Hoenn's best Coordinator. But his mind was far, far away from that. He was sixteen, and this was the most scared he had ever been in his entire life. To top it all off, it was selfinduced, too... Tensionshipping? Crazy, I know.
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-13-07 - Published: 7-13-07
14. Keep Your Friends Close reviews
It's now four Or five years later. Drew has been invited, yet again, the the anual Reunion of the Grand Festival winners. Only this time, May actually shows up, and Drew's stuck between a rock and a hard place. She's changed so much... They both have.
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-30-07 - Published: 5-30-07
15. Her Number 2 reviews
Boys are like pencils. Some are sharper than others. May ponders things over, and the next morning, finds something she would never have suspected. Poor Drew, he's so flustered.
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 12-29-06
16. Greatest Beauty reviews
Jessie looked on in awe of what was before her. Possibly the most beautiful creature this side of the world! And it could never be hers...
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-12-06 - Published: 9-12-06
17. Hardly Perfect reviews
Another contest, another competition, and May and Drew are at the heart of it all. But when one comment goes awry, they both seem lost to what happens after. Typical of Drew to let his big mouth run the show, isn't it?
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 7-31-06
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