Age: 18

Sex: Male

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Fav. Types of games: RPG, FPS, Strategy, Adventure, Action.

Fav. Series: Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts.

Fav. Animes: Trigun. NGE, Naruto, DBZ (GT sucks monkey ass!), Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Zoids-New Zero and Chaotic Century, Gatekeepers 21

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Favorite People

Harry Potter: Tonks, Ginny, or Fleur. Tonks because she has an easy going attitude but can be serious when needed and is able to hold her own in a duel. Ginny because first and formost she's a red head. Then even though she's tiny she packs a punch in her spells and she's not like any other girl besides Hermione or Luna. Meaning that she won't scream and cry while waiting for someone to help her in a dangerous situation. She'll spring into action. And Finally Fleur because even though she's not a main character and we know little about her we can come to several conclusion on our own. First, she's incredibly beautiful. Second behind the ditzy attitude, even though I'm sure it's fake, she is smart and powerful. How else would she be able to become a Triwizard champions anyways.

Evangelion: Asuka. Even though she's got psycological problems nothing could beat the fact that she is the best trained pilot out of the five children. Also she's incredibly smart extremely beautiful for a fourteen year old and a red head to boot.

Naruto: Rock Lee and Tsunade. Rock Lee because; 1) the kids dressed in a green spandex full body suit. How hilarious is that? 2) Even though he has a rather signifigant disability, he still trained as hard as he could to become one of the best ninja out of the Konoha Twelve. Also it's his undying loyalty to his friends and konoha that really puts him high up on my list.

Tsunade is my favorite kunoichi beacuse she's powerful, smart, beautiful (even though it's a genjutsu of her younger self), and extremely, extremely deadly.

Zoids: (New Zero) Leena. She's a read head, she's beautiful, and she is awesomely trigger happy. My type of girl.

Gatekeepers 21: Manadzuru Miu and Tachikawa Satoka. Miu because she's cute, clumsy, and tries to find the bright side of things, and Satoka because who wouldn't love a chick who controls a gate where she can pull out large ass swords?

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Most Hated People

Harry Potter: Snape and Draco. Snape since he's just a petty little man who cant let go of the past. It's also the way he treats Harry even though we all know that he knows how Harry grew up. Draco because he tries to act all tough but just keeps on biting off more than he could chew. When something backfires on him then he goes running to daddy. He has absolutly no talent whatsoever and had to buy his way onto the Quidditch team. I'm sure that the only reason that he actually has power is beacuse people in Slytherin know that his Father is one of Voldemorts inner circle and possible right hand man. Otherwise Draco would have been beaten or killed long before now.

Evangelion: Gendo Ikari. I think that that should be reason enough.

Naruto: Kakashi, Sasuke, Sakura, and Danzou.

Kakashi: He's always late for everything, everything! I mean he was late getting Sasuke to his match and if it wasn't for the Sandaime Kazekage then Sasuke would have been disqualified. (See Conspiracies and Deception by VFSNAKE) Also he rely's far too heavily on his sharingan eye and as such is, in my opinion completely unoriginal. Oh i know that he has the Chidori and Raikiri but still, two original jutsu out of a thousand stolen ones? Finally he focuses on Sasuke far too mcuh to be a health student-teacher relationship. All he taught Naruto was tree climbing. I'm certain that he taught Sakura more than that after seeing how much she improved from being 100 helpless/useless to about 94 h./u. Also he totally blew off Naruto and Sakura to train the high and mightly Uchiha Sasuke. being a sensei mean dividing your time equally between your students,not teach one of them one thing only, then focus on the other two until you focus on the only one you deem worthy of your time.

Sakura: Completely and totally useless. The most that she's good for is screaming, crying, abusing Naruto, and Chasing Sasuke. Now I haven't seen nor read Naruto : Shippuuden but from what I've heard from other people is that the training that she gets from Tsunade makes her extemely useful now and far less annoying. Also she's nice to Naruto now. Until I either watch the episodes or read the manga I'll reserve my hatred for young Sakura.

Danzou: Complete dick. This is a man with a hunger for power so great that it makes Orochimaru, Voldemort, or any other World dominating villain look like kids. The man will do anything in his power to kill Naruto and take over being Hokage. I truly believe that if got to Naruto first right after the sealing of the Kyuubi then he would have turned Naruto into a secret weapon, similar to Gaara but he would probably keep the fact that Naruto has the kyuubi inside him a secret from everyone else. Also the man only wants the position of Hokage to go to war.

Sasuke: Oh. My. God. Out of any other character in every other manga/anime that I have ever read or watched, this person takes the cake when it comes to my hatred. First; After Itachi killed his family he turned into the emo avenger person, not wanting to do anything else besides training or putting down anyone he sees. Second; He claims that his two goals are revenge and rebuilding his clan, and everytime he either trains or talks to someone about training he states how he'll never let Itachi win. Little does he know that by training all the time to try and beat Itachi, Itachi has already won.

Think about it, by training all the time and psycologically abusing every female that shows even the slightest amount of intrest in him, he wont be able to come close to rebuilding his clan. Last time I checked all the ladies eventually ditch their crush when the recepitant continuously hurts them. Should Sasuke ever actually kill Itachi (and believe me when I say that I'm praying to god that it never happens and that Sasuke dies in an extremely humilitaing way because should he actually succeed then think what it will do to his already overbloated, konoha sized ego), he would never be able to actually get a girl to go out with him in Konoha because of how he acted towards them.

Also the chances that he gets with a girl from another hidden village (where even though people know what the Uchiha clan is, they dont place it on a pedestle like in Konoha) are slim to none. This is due to the fact that he spent his entire life training to beat Itachi and doesn't have the social skills to actually talk to a girl. And with his attitude of thinking that he's a god among mortals, I highly doubt that any girl would go for him.

The last thing that I absolutly hate about Sasuke, is that he is way to freakin powerful. Even before the Cursed Seal Arch, Sasuke was one of the strongest out of the rookie nine. With the cursed seal he could probably match Kakashi in strength. With the level two cursed seal, someone under the Sannin but above Kakashi. With his Sharingan at max tomoe then one of the Sannin. Also the things that Kishimoto has Sasuke do with his eyes. It like Sasuke has an upgraded version of the Sharingan (not the Mangekyou version).

While I'm talking about Naruto why don't I mention that Kishimoto should changed the manga name to Sasuke? Naruto's training under Jiraiya was rediculus compared to Sakura's and down right useless compared to Sasuke's. You would think that being taught under one of the Sannin would have Naruto learn a little bit more that increasing his speed and strength a little bit and creating a large Rasengan that's incredibly unstable. ARRRRGH!!!!!

Zoids: No one really annoys me in Either of the Zoids series. (Chaotic Century and New Zero)

Gatekeepers 21: I don't hate anyone in this rather short series, however, I do feel pity for Ghost Girl (that's her name...literally).

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Ranting Section:

Size Does Matter: Earlier to day I was reading a Naruto story, and enjoying to rather immensely when I came apart the lemon part. Now I enjoy lemon's as much as the next guy, don't get me wrong, but when I started reading the section, the author put just how big Naruto was, and therefore supplying the material needed for this rant.

Before I get going let me ask some question's first okay? One. Why does Naruto have a ten to twelve inch member at the age of twelve? Why is it that having Kyuubi in him automatically gives him the largest package in the world, when even though he has Kyuubi in him, he's short for his age? Why is it that most lemons I read have the main character have an un-proportional member compared to their bodies?

I mean my god; the authors who do that are telling us that even though eating the large amounts of ramen had stunted his growth, it added inches to his package? Is that the secret to a large member? If so then why the hell haven't guy's heard about it before?

And it's not just Naruto either. I've seen this type of thing in Harry Potter and Neon Genesis Evangelion. People, Harry is malnourished, therefore also having his growth stunted, yet once more he also shows that no matter what, his little soldier kept on growing passed what it should have stopped at, and beyond what’s average.

As for NGE, you honestly what me to believe that a fourteen year old as a ten to twelve inch member? And he’s not done growing yet either? Major BS.

Thanks for listening/reading and I’m sorry if any of you are offended but I had to say/type this.

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Bad Ass Quotes:(Kind of)

"Fate is a mistress and I am her bitch." -Me.
"I belong to the warrior in whom the old ways have joined the new."- The Last Samurai.
"A true leader is someone who shows you the way and then walks it with you."- My friend.
"A Hero need not speak. When he is gone, th eworld will speak for him."- Halo 3 ad.

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Story Quotes

Haku giggled and shook her head before rising to her feet. “Let’s go back to the house so we can take a quick shower and get changed!”

“Do you want to take that shower together to save time?” asked Sasuke with a twinkle in his eyes that was often seen in Naruto when he was planning a prank.

“You’ve been hanging around with Naruto and Ero-Sennin too much,” muttered Haku as she pulled him back towards the house.

“If I’d been doing that I would be using Sexy no Jutsu against every guy I met…. Hey, maybe that would work on Itachi and stun him long enough from the sheer stupidity of the move that I could kick him in the family jewels…. Itai!” Sasuke’s thoughts were interrupted as Haku calmly grabbed his ear and pulled him along.

-Naurto: The Kitsune Hanyou

“Sorry, we’re late Molly. Harry and I just lost track of time.” Without paying attention to what her statement could have met, Tonks sat down on one of the free chairs, muttering about bacon and eggs. Harry chuckled softly to himself and sat down right next to Tonks, discreetly putting his right hand on her thigh as he piled his plate with food.

“You lost track of time…” Molly said this quietly, almost to herself, but it was so quiet in the kitchen that everyone could hear. Her face began to turn as red as her hair, “YOU LOST TRACK OF TIME?!! WHAT COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY DONE TO MAKE YOU LOSE TRACK OF TIME?!!

“Well you see Mrs. Weasley, when two people…” was as far as Harry got before Remus came walking through, soot covering his torn robes, suggesting he just came out of the floo system.

-You'll Never Have To

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Worthy Authors (In my opinion):

NamelessHeretic
Viperflamer
Vulkan
The-Caitiff
Gunman