Hiya everyone. This is where I post all of my fanfic ideas I came up with . . . Duh! lol Anyways I'll fill you in on a little about myself if your interested. First I'll start with my fav animes, then anime parrings, both OC parings and character pairings, then fav video games, and finally my likes and dislikes. Okay here goes . . . .

Fav Animes

1: FullMetal Alchemist

2: Naruto

3: InuYasha

4: Pokemon

5: Dragon Ball Z

6: Spiral

7: Case Closed

8: Fruits Basket

9: Bleach

10: Marmalade Boy

11: Kodocha

12: Yu-Gi-Oh

13: Negima

14: Slayers

15: YuYu Hakusho

16: Tenchi Muyo

17: Kiddy Grade

18: Lupin the Third

19: Trinity Blood

20: Blue Gender

21: The Prince of Tennis

22: One Piece

23: Tokyo Mew Mew

24: Chobits

25: Ahh My Goddess

26: Rurouni Kenshin

27: Mars

28: Moon Phase

29: Full Moon Wo Sagashite

30: Petshop of Horrors

31: Elfen Lied

32: Sailor Moon

33: Ranma

34: Neon Genesis Evangelion

35: Love Hina

36: Mermaid Melody

37: Fushigi Yugi

Wow . . . . that's a bit much. lol All I can think of for now. I believe I may be a total Anime addict. But that could be a understatement. -_-;;

OC fav pairings

Staring: Rini, Myah, and Raina ( yes I am spelling it the way it sounds. I have been using Reina since I was little, and it's pronounced different then how you use it.)

Tokyo Mew Mew

1: RiniXKish

2: MyahXRyou

3: RainaX??

Naruto

1: RiniXKankuro or RiniXKabuto

2: MyahXGaara or MyahXShikamaru

3: RainaX??

Pokemon

1: RiniXJames or RiniXHarley

2: MyahXDrew or MyahXGary

3: RainaX??

Full Metal Alchemist

1: RiniXEdward or RiniXGreed

2: MyahXEnvy or MyahXRussell

3: RainaX??

One Piece

1: RiniXSanji or RiniXLuffy's Brother

2: MyahXLuffy

3: RainaX??

InuYasha

1: RiniXMiroku or RiniXKouga

2: MyahXSesshomaru

3: RainaX??

Shaman King

1: RiniXHoroHoro or RiniXYoh

2: MyahXLen/Ren or MyahXLyserg

3: RainaX??

Bleach

1: RiniXRenji or RiniXIshida

2: MyahXHitsugaya

3: RainaX??

Final Fantasy 8

1: RiniXIrvine

2: MyahXSeifer

3: RainaX??

Twilight

1: RiniXJacob

2: MyahXEdward

3: RainaX??

Beyblade

1: RiniXRay

2: MyahXKai

3: RainaX??

Fushigi Yugi

1: RiniXTasuki or RiniXChichiri

2: MyahXAmiboshi or MyahXChichiri

3: RainaXHotohori

Other couples I stubbornly support

1: AshXAnabel or AshXMay ( Pokemon )

2: MayXDrew ( Sorry Myah ) ( Pokemon )

3: JamesXMay ( weird huh?) ( Pokemon )

4: PikachuXMeowth ( I always write Ash's pikachu a female _ )

5: IchimaruXMatsumoto ( Bleach )

6: UraharaXYoruichi ( Bleach )

7: IshidaXInoue ( Bleach )

8: RoyXRiza ( FMA )

9: KagomeXMiroku ( InuYasha )

10: InuYashaXSango ( InuYasha )

11: YohXAnna ( Shaman King )

12: FaustXEliza ( Shaman King )

13: NarutoXHinita ( Naruto )

14: ShikamaruXTemari ( Naruto )

15: GrovyleXCelebi ( Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2 )

That's all I can think of now. Heh...

As for Video games and the like . . . I have a PS2, X-Box 360, Nintendo DS, Gamecube, and my PC for computer games. I like mostly RPG kinda games. I really loved most of the Final Fantasy games. ( They Rock! ) Of course I love Anime games ( espically the FMA ones ) I love Fable for X-Box ( totally cool game ) I also like quite a few of the Legend of Zelda games. ( The new Link is Hot! )

As for Movies . . . . Harry Potter, LOTR, POTC . . . . Need I say more? lol ( Jack Sparrow, Troublesome Twins, and Hobbits . . . Oh My )

Pokehums: A child born of one pokemon Parent and one human. Usually difficult to conceive. This comes about when a human and pokemon's bond is higher then the norm, and thus enabeling the pokemon to become human like once a month, usually on the full moon. But being they are still a pokemon a child conceived would be half pokemon half human. This child by all means looks human but has the power to communicate with pokemon and to transform into a pokemon at will. Only the same type as the parent though. If you wanna know what the Poke parent is like think full demon on InuYasha or something of the like with demons. lol

If anyone's interested you can write something, but I came up with Pokehums. _

Here's some random stuff I got from another page. xXxNyte-ChanxXx gave me permission so it's all good. :P

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

'American Idol' made it famous...the radio made it annoying!

Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.

Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(And I am taking this...because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
(damn, but i have a whole stash in my basement that were just right to process)
On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:- "Warning: contains nuts.
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"Man must wait long time with mouth open for roast duck to fly in." ancient Chinese proverb

"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."

"So, you're a cannibal."

"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."

"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?"

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)

If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.-

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

if you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud?

We're on a bridge CCHHAARRLLIIEE.

We are going to Candy Mountain Cchhaarrlliiee! A land of sweets and joy... and joyness.

Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

It's a Leoplurodon Cchhaarrlliiee. A magical Leoplurodon

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"When all else fails blow shit up."

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

"A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"You say tomato...I say fuck you."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

Dealing with Television network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."- Eric Sevareid

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

“I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" --Unknown

Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody." --J.D. Salinger; The Catcher In The Rye

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

Some books make me wanna go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble." --Ashleigh Brilliant

That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown

“He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown

"Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!"-Calvin and Hobbes

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-Anonymous

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I used to be indicisive, now I'm not sure

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

True love isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it

real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long

my imaginary friend doesn't like you either

i hate it wen the voices argue wit my imaginary friends

Smile. It confuses people.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire

population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

Chasing little green midgets in tu-tus around with a rabid turkey sandwich, be back when pigs fly.

Hey,I'm a silly peanut who's gonna be turned into peanut butter, and I like noodles. What does this all mean? ...POOF...I'm gone!

How many toes does a fish have how many wings on a cow i wonder yup i wonder!

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?...Wait I just thought of something that would be good for making...ooooooooo something shiny!!

"Americans worship money. I have been looking for god all my life and he is right in my pocket." -Chris Rock

Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.

If you're in a hurricane and a tree falls, what sound does a cow make on the 4th of July in a blizzard?

Welcome to the world of very scary fearies!

For those who think fearies are innocent little creatures...

Killing gnomes with sporks!

If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!

Not the leprachans again!! They are back, they are back! Get away! Hide your pets! They are back!

Purple monkeys r coming.purple monkeys r coming ...HIDE...

The cheese sat next to the banana!!

Watch out for the gopher!! He will turn you into blue pancakes...

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head

Pass it on...

Boys...

...are dumb, throw rocks at them.
...are like a box of chocolates...You never know which one has nuts.
...are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
...are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
...are not pigs. Pigs are cute, considerate, and caring.
...suck...espesially on days that end with a "y"
10 things good about men:1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.Tell me when you think of one..while you think I'll nap...

Checking away messages. It's like stalking, but no one knows you are doing it. I even have people's names on my buddy list that I don't know, but I hear they have really good away messages. Some people really put their all into away messages. There are the people who document their every move: "I am taking a shower, but when I get out, I am going to pee, shave, and then iron my pants. Call me if you need me before I go to the mall at 2pm." Then there's the creative one: "I am away from my computer right now." And of course there's that one from the really cool guy: "Yo its friday night, I am drunk, and not sittin up lookin at away messages" Funny how that guy never seems to go idle.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

A good friend will...

...bail you out of jail --> while a best friend will be right beside you goin' wow we fucked up.
...pick you up when you fall; but a best friend will help you up, laugh and trip you again.
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them.

Don't you get so annoyed when people leave away messages? I mean, if they're away, why don't they just sign off? Stupid people. copy and paste this if u think that they r stupid, yet u put up away messages too.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! Yes You!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!

Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

ur parents lied. ur not special. ur just stupid.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Dude, where's my car? Where's your car dude? Seriously dude, where's my car? I dunno dude, where's your car? Dude, I think I lost my car, this may take a while!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH dude, ostriches are attacking your car,oh cheeznack get the hell off it you llamas!!

You has just recieved the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles... I worked hard for that pack... Ahhh he's eating them!! Now he's throwing them at me... Call 911!!

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney?

Behold the mighty...chihuahua?

Beware of the little green men in pink tights. They run fast and can jump out of nowhere. I am running away from them right now.

Busy polking my neighbor with a spork. shes really old and wrinkly this is fun muahahaha

Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor

"Dance my little puppets, Dance!" - God

Do I know you?

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Don't Worry!, I don't know where I am either.

Feeding my pet old person right now...!

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

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Help!ican'tfindthespacebar

Hey, did you hear that joke about the cat and the girl ?... Yeah that was a great joke!

How do you kill a purple elephant? Use a purple elephant gun. How do you kill a gray elephant? Strangle it until it turns purple and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

I do what cheerios tell me.

I need to feed my pet leprechaun, so I can get the gold at the end of the rainbow, so just sit back and relax...This may take a while...

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.

I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my...other handle? Shit. now i'm a sugar bowl

I'm bartending at an AA meeting

I'm doing something really important right now. I'm spinning in my computer chair, be with you when I can see straight again..."PLease stop the room from spinning, I'd like to get off

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! :D)

I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

I'm in the back yard hunting sharks.

I'm out driving with my keys in an electrical outlet...

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Let's dicuss right and left... you're right, I left!

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: But would you stay there??

My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

OHHH. Shiny object. So pretty...

OMG! you just ran into a pole

Running around robbing banks all whacked out on scooby snacks.

Shhhhhh...Im tring to avoid you...dont tell them though...OMG, how did you find me?!

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

Sorry I am being Chased by 6 Penguins and they seem to want my ButterFinger but damnit they can't have it. So I will be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car.

The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.

This is my profile: If you are the credit card company, I already sent the money. If you are one of my friends, you owe me money. If you are male, I don't have plenty of money.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny.

There is a smurf at my door and i have many questions to ask him...like what color his face turns when he holds his breath!

Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.Our lawyers made us put these warnings in. -In a manual for a motorcycle

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Why go away from the profile? You want me to go outside?! There are bears outside!!

I'm not you ugly. I'm not are ugly. Im not a ugly. Im not JACKASS ugly. Now read the 3rd word in each sentence ... You have just wasted 45 seconds and got insulted.

yo-yos were invented as a weapon

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If you throw a fit when someone says the Twilight characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in you head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

Hee hee :P