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since: 04-04-06, id: 1021647, Profile Updated: 05-16-12
country: Canada
Author has written 22 stories for Final Fantasy XII, Final Fantasy IX, Jak and Daxter, Tales of the Abyss, Tales of Symphonia, Final Fantasy X, Fire Emblem, Legend of Zelda, and Magna Carta.

And now we're all going to pretend that I didn't lose my USB stick and, in turn, everything on it...

Quotes that were said...

"It did nothing. It made the dirt cleaner." -My sister as she was trying to clean.

"What is this?"
"That's my grad shirt!"
"It's the epitome of ugly!" -My sisters while they were taking laundry off the clothes line.

"What's a good IT analogy for your brain?"
"404 Not Found." -My mom said her brain wasn't working well, and my dad asked that question and that was my response.

"It's amazing how much furniture you've already accumulated in this short amount of time. It's almost like God is trying to send you a message."
"GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!"
"Like a loud speaker, and a megaphone!" -My older sister is moving out soon, this is what my dad and I said.

"Someone should go to the store for me and get some pop."
"At quarter after eleven at night?"
"What are you, two?"
"Oh, I am totally three now!"
"Two was so last year."
"It was!" - My mother asked my sister and friend to go to the store, and this is the conversation.

"Okay, what now?"
"You need to add the Dawn!"
"DAWN!!"
"That's not the Dawn!"
"Oh, that's Sunlight!"-Two of my sisters starting to do the dishes and adding dish soap (first Sunlight then Dawn... wow)

"I need someone to be doing something bad. Give me something bad."
"Like what?"
"I don't know. Something bad."
"You scumbag."
"Worse than that."
"You worse-than-that scumbag."-I needed someone in my story to be doing something bad later on, so I asked my sister for help. Obviously she wasn't much help here.

"Relationships in stories always have some bump in them and then the two people... flounder away for a bit... and then come back. I guess Greil dying would make that bump for Ike and Soren. I have one for Sothe and Micaiah... and Lethe and Ranulf, I need one for the others."
"Yeah, they always have bumps. Unless you're writing a soap opera. Then you have like, twenty bumps, and a mound." -Just what it says, a convo between me and my sister.

"How do you go through everyday as such a horrible person?"
"Well, first I wake up and then I get ready for school. Then I go to school, and when I get home, I do some homework... get on the internet for a bit... maybe play some games... Then, I go so sleep, usually by closing my eyes for a few minutes and then I'm gone... And then I wake up again for another day!"
"Aw, that is the most evil schedule I have ever - no, that was bad."
"Ah haha, that was good. That was good, I should write that down..." -I didn't wait up for my sister on the way home from school, and that is what she asked me and that was my reply.

"And I really shouldn't have loaded part one if I didn't download part two because what is part one and two without a cliffhanger right in between? If you don't have a cliffhanger, you are a really bad person." -My sister as she finished part one of an episode of Criminal Minds.

"This box is win. It's more win than you can spell with W-I-N." -My sister commenting on a box she found at the dollar store in the shape of a cylinder. It was pretty cool, really.

"That sticker has a bear and a moose canoeing!"
"Whoa! That's Canadian right there!" -Two of my sisters after spotting a sticker on the back of someone's trailer

"So, she was reading some very strange 'How to Train Your Dragon' fanfiction in the middle of photography class..."
"About what?"
"Well, let's just say that the dragon was human..."
"Oh..." - My older sisters are both in the same photography class, and the elder of the two always reads yaoi fics so, I think you can guess what she was reading...

"Well, your beard was once red and now it's white, you know what I mean, I was in Zehrs the other day, and there was a little girl in the shopping cart next to me. She was looking at me, and her eyes were getting wider and wider, and what other option did I have than to say 'Ho-ho-ho!'" - Victor Tynkl, a man that was speaking at my older sister's graduation ceremony. Zehrs is a grocery story.

"Baking powder is mixed with... a deadly poison?" - My science teacher, when she tried to explain the chemical formulas and whatnot when you make cookies, but Hydrochloric acid somehow got into the equation...

"That's seven minutes of my life that I'll never get back." - My little sister after watching the credits for 'How to Train your Dragon'.

"Yeah, it'd be hard to call in sick one day, just 'Hey, yeah, I'm feeling a little under the weather today, I don't think I-' 'I am standing right next to you, I can see you!'" - Ellen Degeneres talking about the miners in Chile.

"The actual chemical name for H2O, when we aren't saying water, is dihydrogen monoxide."
"What? Why would anybody say that? I'm gonna say that when I get home today. 'Hey, mom, can you get me some dihydrogen monoxide'?" -My science teacher and fellow student.

"Stop opening the damn door!"
"I live to open doors!" -Once again my sister and I after she kept coming back and forth into the kitchen, letting cold air in.

"Ew, it's covered in jell-o!"
"No, Frank, I never would have thought it'd be covered in jell-o! I would have thought pancakes or something..." -My sister and I talking about the watermelon in the jell-o bowl. Yes, my nickname is Frank...No I am not a man. I am a very sophisticated lady... Yeah, pffft, right. Scratch that sophisticated thing out.

This just came to mind...

"Who dares back sass the Flying Dutchman!"

"ME! Sponge Bob Back Sass Pants!"

--Sponge Bob Square Pants.


1. The Rainbow Challenge » reviews
MC2.This contains several drabbles featuring two characters chosen at random. Some shall be sad, some happy, until all - or almost all - pairings are present and accounted for... Some will contain character deaths, full summary inside.
Magna Carta - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,508 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-13 - Published: 4-30-12
2. Sing Like Heaven and Gold reviews
Or, How Juto Managed to Convince Crocell to Re-dye His Hair Without Realizing It.
Magna Carta - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-19-12 - Juto & Zephie B.
3. Love Potions reviews
Celestine plans revenge on Crocell for getting in the way of her romantic time with Argo. Crocell woke up facing the wrong person, but at least he's busy...
Magna Carta - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-23-12 - Celestine R. & Crocell R. - Complete
4. Lost reviews
Only Juto would manage to get lost in the Undersea Tunnel. Juto/Crocell, sort of pre-slash.
Magna Carta - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-12-12 - Juto & Crocell R. - Complete
5. See Me See You » reviews
This is what happens when Ike and Soren are not best friends, Tibarn doesn't want to kill Naesala and Reyson and Sanaki attempt to pursue a relationship... Well, at least the halls won't always be so quiet with Janaff around... contains slash.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,231 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-14-11 - Published: 12-14-10
6. Freeloader reviews
Just a silly one shot that came to me out of the blue, modern AU. Naesala has been evicted and needs a place to stay. Janaff's supposed offer doesn't go forgotten.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-7-11 - Naesala - Complete
7. Here's to You, Fratley reviews
The epitome of crack fics in adventure form. Even if Tibarn doesn't really want to go on a quest to save the world, he and some other Radiant Dawn characters, as unqualified for the roles they're forced to play as they are, are doing just that.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-20-11
8. The Common Raven reviews
Naesala didn't like these days. He felt so good... and then he didn't, just like that.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-10 - Naesala
9. I love the Smell of Metal in the Morning reviews
A certain member of the Underground needs to get out more often...
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-30-10
10. Let's See What Happens When We Do This » reviews
A series of oneshots inspired by a couple and theme given to me by my sisters. Only characters from FE 9/10 will be used mostly main characters , and I've noticed a lot of them involve the birds... Anyway, Ch 6-Unknown pairing, names or country naming
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-19-10 - Published: 9-8-10
11. The Arte of Toddlers II: Asch's Revenge » reviews
Three words:Asch.Wants.Revenge. OOCness and stupidity runs abundant in this er... thrilling sequel to The Arte of Toddlers when Jade and Anise are forced to care for six hyper-active kids! Can they handle it, or is 'Aunt Nephry' going to have to step in?
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-21-10 - Published: 1-10-10 - Jade & Anise
12. Hey Look, A Cat! » reviews
Anise sees a rare species of cat. But then it disappears once Jade touches it, and she accuses Jade of using an arte to trick her... Well uh, no Anise, that's not it. Hehe...Heh heh...I can't help myself, putting Jade in these situations is hilarious.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-21-10 - Published: 1-27-10 - Jade & Anise
13. Dare to Wear? reviews
The group stops in Keterberg for a bit of relaxation. Luke is bored. Guy says "One". Jade appears at the most unwanted time.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-21-10 - Luke & Guy - Complete
14. Turning Back the Clocks » reviews
Ashelin and Torn are turned into teens after an accident. When Torn is captured by the guard, the Baron is surprised that he has survived through his experiments. Now with the dark eco inside him, Torn's got to deal with the issues that come with power...
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,422 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-17-10 - Published: 5-26-08 - Ashelin & Torn
15. The Good, the Bad, and the Just Plain Cheap reviews
There's a newcomer to the Underground by the name of Cecille, who seems innocent enough, but Ashelin doesn't like her. Is there more than cheap lipstick and fancy moves to Cecille? During Jak 2, formerly 'You Little', revised and re-posted.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-31-10 - Torn & Ashelin
16. The Arte of Toddlers » reviews
Tear finds an old book in the Duke's manor and with Luke's help, accidentally turns everybody into toddlers! Can Tear and Luke, handle it? With the help of Mieu, Peony, and Asch of course!
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-9-10 - Published: 8-22-09 - Complete
17. Lock and Key » reviews
Two High Knights, one in hiding, a mercenary, three farm hands, a princess, a mad scientist, and an experiment. What do all of these people have in common? Nothing, but their choices in the face of uncertainty will decide the fate of Auldrant. AU R&R!
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-13-09 - Published: 11-11-09
18. Don't be Fazed reviews
Don't be fazed by my smiling face, truth is, I'm thinking very hard about something...Short...drabble I guess written on a whim at 11:30 at night... You can probably guess who's point of view it's from...
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-8-09 - Complete
19. Trade reviews
When our heroes from ToA are suddenly in the Moonflow, they have to travel as Yuna's guardians or be left in Spira. And when they tell their story, Tidus can share their feelings. But after Sin is defeated...? T for the obvious.
Crossover - Final Fantasy X & Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-22-09
20. Untitled » reviews
Strange plants have invaded Malkuth, Luke's been possessed, and our heroes will soon find that this might be something so much bigger than they can handle. Ancient connections will have to come anew to take down this new enemy. Post ToA & ToS
Crossover - Tales of Symphonia & Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 9-23-09
21. Why Lindblum is so far away from South Gate reviews
The story of why Lindblum is so far away from South gate. R&R Plz One shot
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete
22. Simply Irresistable reviews
Balthier says he's dashing and irresistable, what if that was true?
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-5-08 - Complete
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