"Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible. If you put a large switch in a cave somewhere, with a sign saying END OF THE WORLD SWITCH - PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH, the paint wouldn't even have time to dry." -Terry Prachett, Thief of Time

How do you all like my goose picture?

Quotes that were said...

"It did nothing. It made the dirt cleaner." -My sister as she was trying to clean.

"What is this?"
"That's my grad shirt!"
"It's the epitome of ugly!" -My sisters while they were taking laundry off the clothes line.

"What's a good IT analogy for your brain?"
"404 Not Found." -My mom said her brain wasn't working well, and my dad asked that question and that was my response.

"You didn't win, you fat-tard..."
"...I think Emil is far from fat."
"...Is that his entire waist?!?!" -I watched my older sister play Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World, and when Sheena finished off a battle and Emil said 'Of course I won', that was my response and then I saw that his waist was smaller than his head.

"It's amazing how much furniture you've already accumulated in this short amount of time. It's almost like God is trying to send you a message."
"GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!"
"Like a loud speaker, and a megaphone!" -My older sister is moving out soon, this is what my dad and I said.

"Someone should go to the store for me and get some pop."
"At quarter after eleven at night?"
"What are you, two?"
"Oh, I am totally three now!"
"Two was so last year."
"It was!" - My mother asked my sister and friend to go to the store, and this is the conversation.

"Okay, what now?"
"You need to add the Dawn!"
"DAWN!!"
"That's not the Dawn!"
"Oh, that's Sunlight!"-Two of my sisters starting to do the dishes and adding dish soap (first Sunlight then Dawn... wow)

"I need someone to be doing something bad. Give me something bad."
"Like what?"
"I don't know. Something bad."
"You scumbag."
"Worse than that."
"You worse-than-that scumbag."-I needed someone in my story to be doing something bad later on, so I asked my sister for help. Obviously she wasn't much help here.

"Relationships in stories always have some bump in them and then the two people... flounder away for a bit... and then come back. I guess Greil dying would make that bump for Ike and Soren. I have one for Sothe and Micaiah... and Lethe and Ranulf, I need one for the others."
"Yeah, they always have bumps. Unless you're writing a soap opera. Then you have like, twenty bumps, and a mound." -Just what it says, a convo between me and my sister.

"How do you go through everyday as such a horrible person?"
"Well, first I wake up and then I get ready for school. Then I go to school, and when I get home, I do some homework... get on the internet for a bit... maybe play some games... Then, I go so sleep, usually by closing my eyes for a few minutes and then I'm gone... And then I wake up again for another day!"
"Aw, that is the most evil schedule I have ever - no, that was bad."
"Ah haha, that was good. That was good, I should write that down..." -I didn't wait up for my sister on the way home from school, and that is what she asked me and that was my reply.

"And I really shouldn't have loaded part one if I didn't download part two because what is part one and two without a cliffhanger right in between? If you don't have a cliffhanger, you are a really bad person." -My sister as she finished part one of an episode of Criminal Minds.

"This box is win. It's more win than you can spell with W-I-N." -My sister commenting on a box she found at the dollar store in the shape of a cylinder. It was pretty cool, really.

"That sticker has a bear and a moose canoeing!"
"Whoa! That's Canadian right there!" -Two of my sisters after spotting a sticker on the back of someone's trailer

"So, she was reading some very strange 'How to Train Your Dragon' fanfiction in the middle of photography class..."
"About what?"
"Well, let's just say that the dragon was human..."
"Oh..." - My older sisters are both in the same photography class, and the elder of the two always reads yaoi fics so, I think you can guess what she was reading...

"Well, your beard was once red and now it's white, you know what I mean, I was in Zehrs the other day, and there was a little girl in the shopping cart next to me. She was looking at me, and her eyes were getting wider and wider, and what other option did I have than to say 'Ho-ho-ho!'" - Victor Tynkl, a man that was speaking at my older sister's graduation ceremony. Zehrs is a grocery story.

"Baking powder is mixed with... a deadly poison?" - My science teacher, when she tried to explain the chemical formulas and whatnot when you make cookies, but Hydrochloric acid somehow got into the equation...

"That's seven minutes of my life that I'll never get back." - My little sister after watching the credits for 'How to Train your Dragon'.

"Yeah, it'd be hard to call in sick one day, just 'Hey, yeah, I'm feeling a little under the weather today, I don't think I-' 'I am standing right next to you, I can see you!'" - Ellen Degeneres talking about the miners in Chile.

"But people have been getting considerably faster now, I mean, cutting off time,"
"Oh, so we've just been evolving into these...creatures." - My History teacher and fellow student

"The actual chemical name for H2O, when we aren't saying water, is dihydrogen monoxide."
"What? Why would anybody say that? I'm gonna say that when I get home today. 'Hey, mom, can you get me some dihydrogen monoxide'?" -My science teacher and fellow student.

"Stop opening the damn door!"
"I live to open doors!" -Once again my sister and I after she kept coming back and forth into the kitchen, letting cold air in.

"Ew, it's covered in jell-o!"
"No, Frank, I never would have thought it'd be covered in jell-o! I would have thought pancakes or something..." -My sister and I talking about the watermelon in the jell-o bowl. Yes, my nickname is Frank...No I am not a man. I am a very sophisticated lady... Yeah, pffft, right. Scratch that sophisticated thing out.

Some random quotes that I found...

"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" -Will Rogers

"Just think how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider!" -George Carlin

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." -Isaac Asimou

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no life guard." -Steven Wright

"Human beings can always be counted on to assert their God-given right to be stupid." -Dean Koontz, False Memory

"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular failure." -John Kenneth Galbraith

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

"Life is wasted on the living." -Douglas Adams

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke Shields

"All life is and experiment." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"We're all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." -Benjamin Franklin

"It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you." -Frank Zappa

"Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side." -Jewish proverb

"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne

"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity." -P. J. O'Rourke

"Sorry you're dead, but thanks for not reproducing! Here's a Darwin Award for your noble sacrifice." -Wendy Northcutt, The Darwin Awards Next Evolution: Chlorinating the Gene Pool

Always do what you want and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. -Unknown

Spontaneous combustion may lead to severe headaches. Stay cool. -Message from the Board of Education

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd. Unknown

By one estimate, the average American spends 1,600 hours a year either driving or earning the money to support a car, and drives an average of 6,000 miles a year. That works out to about 4 miles traveled per hour spent - the equivalent of a normal walking pace. -Edward Tenner

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -George Carlin

Killing under the cloak of war is no different than murder. -Albert Einstein

It's comforting to know that whatever happens tomorrow will have absolutely no effect on today. -Unknown

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -- Douglas Adams

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end. -unknown

Roses only last a couple of weeks, and that's only if you leave them in water. They only really exist to be pretty. So that's like saying, "My love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance." But a potato! They last forever, man! Not only with they not rot, but if you leave them alone they'll start growing stuff! That alone makes them a good symbol. Wait, there's more! There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! You can even make a battery with them! It's like saying "I have many ways to show my love for you." Potatoes may be ugly, but they're AWESOME. So THAT is like saying "It doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you." -Unknown

I find it interesting that the colors of many carbonated beverages are the same colors that, in nature, mean "DO NOT EAT ME! I AM POISONOUS AND YOU WILL DIE!" -Unknown

"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. -Unknown

Verpackung Erdnüsse sind falsche Werbung. Sie sollten wirklich die Bezeichnung "Verpackung Durcheinander". --If you looked up what that sentence meant, you have no life.

If you love jelly beans as much as I do, you have no life.

If you have been able to shove more than 70 pretzel sticks into your mouth, message me. That's as far as I got. Oh, and you have no life. Like me.

Eines Tages werde ich einige reiche Dame, die in das größte Haus der Welt, und Sie werden alle meine Knechte. Nun, das ist was ich gesagt habe vor ein paar Monaten, hier ist was ich heute sage: Eines Tages, ich bin reich zu sein, genug, um meine eigene Toilette eigenen gehen.-- If you also decided you wanted to know what that sentence meant, you have no life.

Ich mag Schokolade. Nein, ich liebe Schokolade.--If you decided you wanted to know what that sentence meant, you have no life.

Die Slinky erfunden wurde, weil einige Leute versuchten, eine neue, effizientere Art von Stift zu machen. Nein, statt sie das Slinky. --If you decided you wanted to know what that meant, you have no life.

If you think there should be a prequel to Tales of Symphonia where Kratos is the main character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten up to do something and right before you do it, you forgot what you were going to do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had pancakes,waffles (or any thing else that should be break feast food) for dinner, copy and past this into your profile.,

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you talk out loud to yourself, copy this into your profile

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

~98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.~

If you think that people should stop killing sharks,copy this into your profile.

If you think that people should stop killing Rhinos,copy this into your profile.

Too many people have or tried smoking marijuana,if you haven't copy this into your profile.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you agree with the above, copy and paste it into your profile.

This just came to mind...

"Who dares back sass the Flying Dutchman!"

"ME! Sponge Bob Back Sass Pants!"

--Sponge Bob Square Pants.

Something ridiculous...

I'm going to write something that was born out of a fit of boredom during my weekend whereas I only played Zelda games the entire time. I am going to post it here just to see my sister's reaction.

Here's to You, Fratley - Crossover, Fire Emblem (RD) and Zelda (OoT)
Summary: Oh no! Link and Zelda (and a number of Zelda characters) seem to have disappeared from Hyrule, what ever shall we do??! Not only that, but Ike and Soren are no where to bee seen on Tellius after Ashera's defeat, so who will help Hyrule in its time of need? Who will replace the characters needed to save the realm from Ganon's evil? Navi and the Great Deku Tree seem to have a solution... Even if Tibarn doesn't really want to go on a quest to save the world, he and some other Fire Emblem characters, as unqualified for the roles they're forced to play as they are, are doing just that. So, to see your reaction, here's to you, Fratley.