Hi, my name is Tails. Please call me that. If you recieve an anonymous review from someone called Coyote, then it's probably me. If they have a lame sense of humor, then it's definately me. My neopets accout is Emma50030 for anyone who cares. And yes, Emma is my real name. Please don't call me that.
Motto: 'The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality'
Interesting facts: I stole the 'interesting facts section' from my friends, who share the account rubberchickenonawednesday.
On Easter, I very nearly threw up after eating most of a chocolate bunny.
I own six rabbits, and a cat. (Who is afraid of previously mentioned rabbits.)
I am my sister's faithful servant until the end of the school year, because of certain occurances on April Fools Day. I would rather not talk about it. (DISCONTINUED! OH YEAH! SWEET FREEDOM!)
I might get a job at the zoo's Teen Volunteer Program. (Correction, DID get a job. Go me.)
I am obsessed with Teen Titans and Code Lyoko.
I deny everything. The fact that the made up character I will use in my Code Lyoko stories is named after me means absolutely nothing. No, nothing at all. -nervous laugh-
The previous fact has been denounced, but it's so funny I want to leave it up.
Speaking of Spirited Away fics, i had a dream last night that might evolve into another one after this one is done. I really do need to get on that. Lazy me.
Favorite quotes: (No one's real name will be given in this section, because they haven't given me permission to put their names online.)
"We should do cawa." -My friend saying 'We should do a carwash' with food in her mouth.
"Where are you going?" "I'm looking for more dead bones!" "ALL bones are dead, you idiot!" -One of my classmates, another one of my classmates, then me on a field trip. We found an elk skeleton.
"You're crazy. But you're happy-crazy." -One of my classmates to me.
"I would have died in my sleep if I had had that dream. Or screamed myself to death. 0_0 Or woken up and killed the first living thing that I saw." -My online friend Freakshow commenting on a dream someone told us about.
"OK. I like Terra. Now give me my cookies." -Me on a neopets chat board.
"Evil Ulrich is my buddy." -My sister commenting on a Code Lyoko episode we were watching.
"I'm going to draw a bunny. But it will be an evil bunny." -My friend when we were all bored.
"It's Grape-Man!" -My friend talking about her creation. (A face made out of a grape and a couple grape stems.)
"You should give him a little lettuce cape. Then he'd be Super Grape-Man!" -Me talking about Grape-Man.
"'I think I'm getting the hang of...-crash- Dang it!" -Me playing a computer game.
"...'Cause I'm not gonna change, I don't wanna throw up!" -Me singing Grow Up by Simple Plan in my head when I didn't feel so well. (What can I say? I had puking on the mind.)
"Dad changed the background on the computer to a picture of a concert hall. THIS MEANS WAR!" -Me after my wonderful Code Lyoko background was erased.
"It's getting dark!" -My dad, just now. (Duh, of course it's getting dark. It's night.)
"That's not what you're supposed to say! You're supposed to say '-insert statement here-'!" -My sister and I at random times. (We were playing a roleplay game... rather not go into that...)
"-shakes head- You're obsessed, girl." -Freakshow talking about my strange obsession with Code Lyoko. (NOT going into detail about that!)
"Be quiet, or I will talk about the Evil Cow Fic!" -Me threatening Freakshow with a certain fanfic.
"Are you just typing up every random quote that pops into your head?" "Pretty much." -Me talking to a very close and personal figment of my imagination. -nervous laugh-
"I discovered how much I like cows." "YEAH! COWS ROCK!" -Two of my classmates, reflecting on our class camping trip.
"OH MY GOD, IT'S A COW!" -My classmate at recess. (She thought she heard a cow mooing.)
"...He's crazy. OK, let's go!" -Ulrich from Code Lyoko.
"Just explain to them that we're fighting in a virtual universe against a demonic artificial intelligence! That ought to reassure them." -Odd from Code Lyoko.
"-BURP-" "I concur." -Two of my classmates. I laughed for five minutes.
"I'm just hyper today. Don't mind me." "We never mind you." -Me, then my sister and friend simultaniously. I don't know why I even bother trying to talk to them.
"I can't believe it! I'm about to be eaten by a mountain of food and I'm starving to death!" -Odd from Code Lyoko.
"I hate how... I hate how I can't say what I hate." -Me. I have a habit of bringing up topics I don't really want to talk about.
"Well, for my halloween costume, I have this cloak, a mask, and a staff." "That's what you were LAST halloween!" "Not quite. This year, the mask is different." -My sister and me talking about my halloween costume.
"It's driving me insane how I can't remember what I was going to say five hours ago!" -Me.
"I don't throw up." "Do you puke?" -Two of my classmates. Please don't ask.
Favorite shows:Code Lyoko and Teen Titans. The best shows ever. And if my friends even think about laughing, they can go jump in a lake.
Stories: "Through the Storm" -Teen Titans, in progress. I just need to write chapter six. I've been rather lazy lately. Please don't hurt me.
And that Spirited Away story I just posted. Still can't remember what I called it.
I plan to start on a series of Code Lyoko stories soon. They will be the Cataclysm Chronicles, featuring my made up character, Emma! (Yes, she is me. I might as well go ahead and say that.)Keep an eye out. CHANGED MY MIND! I couldn't possibly write it without making myself look like a hypocrite.
SPOILER FOR THINGS CHANGE:
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( )TERRA HATERS COPY THIS BUNNY TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOUR TICKED ABOUT TERRA'S RETURN IN THINGS CHANGE!
-sigh- OK, so I'm trying to deny that that episode ever took place. It was pointless and stupid. I hated it.
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