Hello! I am a sixteen-year-old girl who is a Junior in high school. I tend to just write whatever comes to mind, so there's really no pattern. By the way, anyone with ideas of what they want to see in my drabbles is welcome to let me know. Sorry, but I don't do requests in my stories, as they are all pre-planned.

I try to update one of my two stories every Friday. As for my oneshots, those I just write when I get inspired, so they can pop up at any time.

Recently, Randomly has been bugging me to post some of her stories that I felt were just too... random. And weird. And a lot of other things. I finally got sick of it and gave her her own penname. So, if you want to see the work that comes from my more demented side, check out the author Randomly's Cat Midnight. ("Randomly" was taken.)

Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1694230/

Some time ago, a speaker came to our school and told us that there are three questions you should always be able to answer: who am I, what do I believe, and what do I want. Naturally, our English teacher made us write it up the next day. I put it here so you could learn a little more about me. Here it is!

I am an...
~Individual- who has my own thoughts and opinions
~Artist- who sees the beauty in everything
~Writer- who tells and hears stories
~Thinker- who applies logic to everything
~Dancer- who can float past any problem
~Singer- who knows that everything has a voice
~Poet- who gives words to those voices
~Friend- who is loyal to those I trust
~Dreamer- who never gives up hope

I believe in...
~Good- that it exists in everything, we just need to find it
~God- that he has a plan (I am a religious Jew. If you have an issue with this, I feel very sorry for you.)
~Truth- that when we find it, it will show us what is right
~Hope- that any problem can be overcome
~Dreams- that they will lead us to happiness

I want...
~Life- because if I have that, I can get anything
~Family and friends- people who are loyal and will believe in me like I believe in them
~Happiness- for me and those I care about
~Peace- forever and for everyone

(Is this horizontal ruler thing new? Well, I'm using it from now on.)

Now, to meet the many minds that go into my stories

THESE CHARACTERS HELP WITH ALL STORIES:

POC2: Hi. This is me, Protector of Canon2, the authoress. I've already introduced myself, so I won't bore you any more.

R: I’m Randomly, POC2’s weird, random, and generally scary alter ego who likes to insult her. If she needs to be taken down a notch, that’s my job. Yes, we are the same person, but you will only give yourself a headache if you try to figure it out. This it not to say that POC2 is not weird, random, or any of those, but she can turn it on and off. I cannot. Disclaimers, spoiler warnings, ect. will be done by me. Summaries, however, will be POC2.

M: Meow (gives me a Look)

POC2: This is Midnight-the-all-powerful-white-speckled-black-cat-who-gets-into-a-lot-of-trouble-is-imaginary-and-has-a-really-long-name, AKA Midnight, my general muse. Since she is a cat, she does not speak English. (As far as you know. Mwa ha ho!) Fortunately, I speak cat and will translate when necessary, unless I am too busy because someone up here is trying to kill me, which happens surprisingly often.

THESE CHARACTERS ONLY HELP WITH STORIES CORESPONDING TO THEIR FANDOM:

H: Hi. I’m Hermione, the first of the fandom muses. POC2 has, in addition to Midnight, one muse per fandom. I’m from Harry Potter, and I was chosen because POC2 likes to compare herself to me. In her words, “I’m good at school, I’m a major bookworm, I’m very good at guessing what will happen in books before they do, I’m good at piecing things together, I look sort of like her, and I like to think I’m intelligent- Don’t. Say. Anything.” Yes. That’s a direct quote. She also thinks I’m awesome.

E: Hello, I’m Elphaba, the Wicked muse. I was also chosen because the authoress thinks I rock, and she thinks she’s like me because she refuses to do anything just because it’s “cool.”

(shrugs) It’s a start.

Rav: I'm Raven, the muse for The Teen Titans cartoon. The authoress likes my personality and my brilliant sarcasm. She also understands my annoyance with Beast Boy; she has a father, two brothers, a grandfather, and a former teacher who all adore telling jokes that no one else thinks are funny. At least the other two brothers have decent senses of humor.

Unfortunately, Randomly is already using the single letter, so I have to go by Rav so that you don't get confused.

Stories (I'm not going to put one shots or completed stories here, so there are three categories)

Works in Progress (This is any unfinished story or any set of drabbles ect. that I am still updating regularly. Time between updates is approximate; please don't flame me if I'm late)

Harry Potter and the Loss of Innocence: My version of the seventh book, begun before JK's came out. Updates every two weeks. All Harry Potter fics that I write are Innocence Lostverse unless otherwise indicated.

And the Walls Came Tumbling Down: A fic written for Comicbookfan's Jericho challenge. Jericho joins the Titans East and Slade keeps turning up. So does a more mysterious stalker, and Joey doesn't know how much to tell his new teammates. Joey's past is taken from the comics with a few minor changes. Updates every other week.

Future Works (I like to limit the number of fics that I work on at a time, so new ideas that I come up with tend to go here. Titles usually come to me as I write the fic.)

The Harry Potter books from Draco Malfoy's POV. This will be seven separate fics, titled Draco Malfoy and the Sorcerer's Stone, ect.

Ours is Not to Reason Why: A Nightwing fic in which it is not obvious from the first two or three chapters whether the main character will survive. I'm sort of sick of the predictability of almost all the "suspense" stories I've read in the Nightwing section. This will be nine or ten chapters long; a nice break from my usual epics.

A Teen Titans Cartoon parody of all the character stereotypes that are seen all too often in fics. So far I'm going with paranoid!Robin and cheerfully naive!Starfire, and I'll happily consider any suggestions.

A Wicked fic(sort of crossed over with Wizard of Oz, I guess) looking at the journey from Munchkinland to the Emerald City. I want to look at the interaction between Fiyero and Boq and whether either one ever figures out who the other really is.

A LOTR/Belgariad crossover that the oneshot A Strange Dream will be the prologue to.

A sequal to Harry Potter and the Loss of Innocence.

A sequal to And the Walls Came Tumbling Down. (Tentative)

A series of three Sky High fics that will be only loosly tied together (in other words, it will be possible to read one without the others): Learning The Lessons of History, in which the Commander comes to terms with the fact that his son has befriended Warren Peace; Sky High School Musical(working title), in which the gang participate in the school musical (no, it won't be HSM); and The Return Of Baron Battle(working title), in which Baron Battle escapes prison along with Gwen, Speed, Lash, and Penny.

I recently got bitten by a plot bunny who wanted me to write a story where Roy Harper is Harry Potter's second cousin on his mother's side. I'm still not sure where I'm going with it, but if I ever figure it out, I'll write and post that.

Finished, but not Ended (this is the eventual home of fics like Silent Musings where, even after I am done, I can still add a drabble or two if a get a really good idea)

Silent Musings: A collection of drabbles taking place during the Wicked play.

OK, quotes!

Me and My Friends/Family/Casual Acquaintances

"Sarah was like a plant dying because it got too much water, and I was like a plant dying because it didn't get enough water."
"And Yacov was like a plant dying because it somehow never learned photosynthesis." -my brother and me, commenting on a game of Bananagrams. Which is awesome, by the way.

"Are you a moron?"
"No, he's a genius with brain damage."-me and a friend of my little brother

"So energy does make sense, it's just taught badly."-me, after one of my favorite physics classes yet in which I finally began to understand energy! Yay!

"I wonder if the people who go to see shows know that they're being graded by the preformers."-me. It's true; we sit backstage going "this is a pretty good audience" and "this audience sucks."

"I lost my daughter again."-me, on the set of Hello Dolly!

“Did you just stick your tongue out at me with your mouth full?”
“No, I swallowed my chips first. That’s why there was a delay.”-me and Weird, living up to our names.

“It’s getting earlier!”-Weird, with too much energy.

“I was trying to think up an appropriate response to ‘cheese.’ It’s not easy.”-Weird, on a message she sent me

"...an angel."
"I'd so rather be a dolphin."-Weird

"But birds can fly."
"How about a dolphin with wings?"
"Oh, yes, why not just a flying penguin? Or give an ostrich giant angel wings."-me, Weird, and another friend. This is part of the above converation about what type of animal we would most like to be.

"We're gonna find whoever did this. I promise."
"He can say that because he's read the script."-a character in a TV show and my father

"You're in Dolly's dream world. Reality doesn't matter."
"You're in a musical. Reality doesn't matter."-me and someone else at rehersal

"Dang you video game physics! Real physics are nice to me!"-me. Unfortunatly, video game physics hate me.

"You can't spell 'opinion' without 'onion.' Then you get 'pie' or something."-my brother's friend Ricky. Actualy, you get 'pi,' but...

"No! Stupid floor."-my brother, while playing Brawl

"If it weren't for finals, finals week would be really fun."-a friend of mine, while we were eating lunch between finals

"Can I officialy declare us the queens of inane conversations?"-me, to Weird

"It's a musical. It's not supposed to make sense."-the dance director for Hello Dolly!, attempting to explain why the train starts moving before the wheels are in place.

"My window melted!"-me, to Weird, in the car. Don't ask.

"Sorry."
"Yeah, that's what I told the officer after I'd been asleep at the wheel for twenty minutes."-my physics teacher, a very funny man.

"Oh yeah. The day Raphi is the gold standard for humor in this class is the day I... wear a kilt to school."- my physics teacher, again

"I heard you. I'm just ignoring you." -my physics teacher. I really should just give him his own section.

"Wow, that is a gaint turtle!"- my physics teacher(henceforth MPT), while flipping through our textbook.

"That is a sweet looking fish."-MPT on another picture in the textbook.

""Some of you may be thinking, like Raphi is right now, why isn't it sleeptime? The answer is science. You see, in the realm of science, there is no sleep, only insomnia. Until we firebomb Tokyo; then the sun goes down."- MPT. Don't ask.

"I'm gonna see a lot of scientists... I'll be like, 'the limits of my model,' and everyone will go, 'awww.'"-MPT on models and their limitations

"Never apologize for being brilliant."-MPT

"Cease passing oxygen past your vocal cords. Unless you're breathing. Don't stop breathing." -MPT. It's nicer than "shut up."

"I'm not gonna make a fancy cliff. I'm just gonna draw a dumb cliff."- MPT

"How can I do anything bad to this kid?"-MPT, about a student that he was almost very mad at.

"Aww, Raphi's y-wise." MPT. Say it out loud.

"All my friends are crazy. That's why they're my friends." Me. It's true.

"See, your shyness went away! So did your sanity, but I think that's an acceptable sacrifice."- me, on the results of being my friend.

"My desk is too big on me."- me. You see, we were taking the PSAT, so MPH, who was proctoring, said to get a desk that fit... Never mind.

"This is too confusing. Calc is so much easier."- a girl in my math class

"I keep trying to tell her that we're getting married, not wedding-ed."- My gmara teacher, quoting a man discusing his fiance

"Serina already tried to take my head off today."- me, in physics

"I love it when retarded stuff happen in my favor!" - my brother

"In your face, logic and reason!"- my little brother's friend, Ricky

"Is it weird if I cheat against myself so that my left hand will win?"
"No."
"Is it weird that I'm rooting for my left hand?"
"... Yeah, kind of."- Weird and me. We were both playing war against ourselves

"Yes, we are proud of our pride. And then we're proud that we're proud of our pride."- Weird. Don't ask

"I'm not self-centered at all."
"Of course not... I said that with a straight face. Aren't you proud of me?"-Weird and me

"Ooh, pretty tank!"- Weird

"Yes, Yoni. Milk is Dairy"- me

"Wow, that redundant statement was... redundant." - my physics teacher

"Oh, shmegegi!" -me. I don't swear; so I make up words like shmegegi and shmegs. What? I never claimed to be normal.

"Someday I'm going to have a kid, and I'm going to name him Espn."
"Espn? What kind of name is Espn? What would his Hebrew name be?"
"Espn."
"That sounds like some Polish swear word. Oh, Espn!"- my brother's friend, Barry, and my brother.

"Idiot! Stop running into cows!"- my brother. We were playing a video game.

“Does this split personality make us look fat?”- my little brother’s friend, Yair

“I have split personality. So do I!”- my brother’s other friend, Yacov

“Did you know that goldfish have a three second attention span? It’s only slightly longer that mine!”- me

“You can’t spell addicting without ADD!”- Yair

“I do NOT have ADD-- Ooooh. Shiny.”- Yacov

“‘Almost’ doesn’t count unless you’re playing horseshoes or hand grenades.”- my Freshman Bio teacher

“Only at the Academy would the science teacher call the Associate Principle down from the office to play with his new toy when he’s supposed to be teaching Biology.”- also my Freshman Bio teacher. We have a strange school. Not bad, just… strange.

“It’s not homework unless it’s due first period.”- the school Dean, believe it or not. Yes. We have an Associate Principal, (and an Assistant Principal, for that matter) but no Principal. Instead, we have a Dean. I told you we have a strange school.

“Congratulations to (student’s name) on becoming a US citizen!”- an announcement over the loudspeaker during the middle of eighth period one day. I seriously think that I go to the greatest high school in the world.

“I tried walking a mile in his shoes, but my feet hurt”- me

"When I was in high school… wait, I’m still IN high school!”- our Associate Principle, for the yearbook

"You mentally jinxed me!"
"Cool! I'm psychotic!"- me and Weird, at her eight grade graduation reception. That’s what’s known as a Freudian Slip.

“Can you look up where the name came from?”
“Isn’t it kind of self explanatory? The Grand Canyon.”- a friend of mine and his science teacher, about a project on rock formations.

“I know I’m tired when you’re spelling better than I am.”- my brother to me when we were both working on homework late at night. It’s true. I’m spelling-impaired. Spell-check is the world's greatest invention.

“No projectiles in the car!"-Ya'el

"If you arrange your own marriage, doesn’t it kinda defeat the purpose of an arranged marriage?”-Ya'el

“I ran over a bird!”
“It didn’t sound like a bird, birds are squishy.”- Ya'el and Avi

“It’s not gonna do you much good if you go flying forward into the steering wheel and then the airbag inflates and slams you back into your seat. Seriously, can you say ‘whiplash’ ten times fast?”
“Whiplash, whiplash, whiplash…”
"I was gonna do that." - Ya'el, Michele, and Avi

"I'm drunk on adrenalin!”-me, at Simchat Torah. Which is the greatest holiday ever!

“Difference is, if Meytal had to kiss a boy she didn’t know, she would not be shouting ‘ewww.’”
“True.”
“No, the boy would be.”
“Truer.”-me, Meytal, and David, also at Simchat Torah. By the way, the Meytal who was part of the conversation is indeed the Meytal we were talking about.

"Yes, Kitty Pryde is Jewish. One, she has wavy brown hair and brown eyes. Two, she's short. Three, she's from Deerfield, Illinois. Four, she's a genius. Five, she's got a seriously sharp tongue. Oh, and she wears a Jewish Star necklace."-me. And yes, these are all Jewish traits. Trust me; I go to a private Jewish school.

Movies, Plays, Poems, Books, Famous People, ect.

"You gotta hand it to the Jews. Yom Kippur was a brilliant idea." - a non-Jew on ESPN.com (Mathew Barry). Yeah, Jews rock.

"A cluttered desk is a sign of genius."- anon. My personal motto.

“What am I supposed to say? It's not like there's a Halmark card: 'I’m sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony'!”- Dodgeball

“A bird may love a fish, but where would they build a home together?”- Tevye, Fiddler on the Roof; one of my all time favorite lines

“Beauty is when a woman looks the same after washing her face.”- Milton Berle

“Success is getting up one more time than you fall.”- anon.

“Two roads diverged in a wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.”- Robert Frost, The Road Not Taken

"Don't you ever let anyone else say anything?!"
"Yes but - can I just say one more thing?" - Elphaba and Fiyero, Wicked

“The Nazis first came for the Communists. But I wasn’t a Communist, so I didn’t speak up.
Then they came for the Jews, but I wasn’t a Jew, so I didn’t speak up.
Then they came for the trade unionists, but I wasn’t a trade unionist, so I didn’t speak up.
Then they came for the Catholics, but I was a Protestant, so I didn’t speak up.
Then they came for me. By that time, there was no one left to speak up.”- Martin Niemoller, on the Holocaust.

"Those who don't believe in magic will never find it."- Roald Dahl

"Let the green girl go!"-Fiyero, Wicked

"Okay... who wants to go through the dark, creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?"-Riley, National Treasure

"You're mad!"
"Thank goodness I am, otherwise this probably would never work."-Beckett and Jack, At World's End

"Stop me if I'm wrong, but wasn't your mole... on the other side?"
"I have a MOLE?!"- The Sheriff of Rottingham and Prince John, Robin Hood, Men in Tights

"You've got to be a man to wear tights."- Little John, Robin Hood, Men in Tights

"I lost. I lost?! Wait a minute; I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script."-Robin, Robin Hood, Men in Tights

"42.7 of statistics are made up on the spot."-anon.

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe."- Albert Einstein

"I pray thee, correct me if my perception is awry. Is the import of what hath been revealed here that Arendia hath been divided for half a millennium by an ancient formality?"
"There's a bit more to it than that, your Grace, but that does seem to be the core of the problem."
"Five hundred years of strife and bloodshed over a technicality?"
"... It is sort of Arendish, isn't it?"- Queen Mayaserana and Count Reldegen, David Eddings's Enchanter's End Game

" 'The red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night,' Legolas whispers. Starr resists the urge to swoon"- Crazyroninchic's Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around, an absolutely priceless Mary-Sue parody in which the characters get a chance to comment on a Sue fic.

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One of my biggest pet peeves is those people that decide to put me or my story on their favorites or alerts list but DON'T LEAVE A REVIEW!!

Seriously, I won't get mad at you if you read without leaving a review; we all do that. However, if you add me to one of those lists and don't tell me WHY you liked the story enough to do so, I will send you a message along the lines of, "I'm so glad you liked my story! Mind telling me why?"

Now that that's out of the way, we shouldn't run into the issue anymore. On to the stories!

One more thing: If you notice any typos (either in my profile or in one of my stories) I would appreciate it if you would let me know. Thanks!