I love Chocomoo!! Anyway you're probably wondering "What the heck is she smoking, where can I get some?"the answer: "My little secret" mischievous laughter! Name: Alliecat, Alistar, Pain-in-the-ass, I have soo many nicknames it's scary o_0

Age: Old enough to do whatever I want :
Status: Youngest Child
Education: Grade 12 B

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Kitty-Taisho, X-Factor-Glory, I-Have-An-Anime-Addiction

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Love knows no gender, age, or color. If you believe this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people now and days pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name onto the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, xGarbiellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-FiRe-StArFiRe', MyHeroRaven, xCanYouHandleThisx, Forbidden Dragon, OceanSapphire, KousukeAsazuki, X-Factor-Glory, I-Have-An-Anime-Addiction,

If you have crushes on one or more characters from the TV series Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever started to read a fanfic chapter, got distracted, and forgot to review until another chapter was posted, copy and past this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.(wtf?)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done

The problem with reality is a lack of background music

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it

People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't

the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train

light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it

Come to the dark side... WE HAVE COOKIES!!

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

SAVE THE EARTH - it's the only planet that has chocolate

Love is beautiful, love is painful, and love is undescribable...Damn that's cheesy... better scratch that... and now moving on...

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot

I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on Ebay

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

When you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you

When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again

A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them

You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name

Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you, they don’t laugh

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

Fab Fab Quotes

Do you know how much this is gonna cost me? uh...Nope Is it gonna be expensive? uh...Yep

-Baby-boomer's (the repair guy) Get' up you lazy stoner dogs!
-The older hillbilly from Without A Paddle
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Chill!-little girl. I invented chill!!-Jack Frost Hey Mom?!-little girl Santa Clause

I Love You Gloria! I ALWAYS HAVE!!

:Snore, snort: