| Miss-Blanche-Dubois |
Author has written 34 stories for Wimbledon, Harry Potter, Lost, Twilight, and Grey's Anatomy. I’m just your garden variety seventeen year old: Ralph Wiggum is my hero, I exist on a diet of saturated fat, I go through credit like Angelina Jolie goes through children and I say ‘angst.’ A lot. TEMPORARY HIATUS: On everything until November 16th. I've had a pretty busy year but most of the activity will die down then and I will start updating again. I generally write about pretty boys (because whoever says they write fan fiction for any reason beyond getting out all their ridiculous romantic fantasies is a liar :P). These pretty boys include (but are not limited to); Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Edward Cullen and Mark Sloan. I’ll try and update my fics as quickly as possible but other things do tend to pop up. Like school… And friends… And sleep… Possibly O_o Old friend sleep is one of those girls that goes poofy when she gets a boyfriend. And right now, she has a boyfriend. I don't think I've ever used a Grey's Anatomy quote and a metaphor so disastrously before in my life. | |||||||||
1. Breaking Barriers reviewsThatcher disappoints Lexie and Meredith provides sisterly comfort. Drabble.Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-6-09 - Lexie. G & Meredith. G2. I Never reviewsIt's the game they play to undress their history. Mark/Lexie. Drabble.Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-6-09 - Mark. S & Lexie. G - Complete3. Crying Consequences » reviewsWhen Lexie Grey asked Mark Sloan to 'teach her' she never imagined it would be a lesson on baby bumps and 'happily ever after's but dirty mistresses are surprising like that. AU continuation of 'All By Myself.' Mark/LexieGrey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,721 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 12-19-08 - Lexie. G & Mark. S4. Six Weeks of Distraction » reviewsWhat do you do when you’ve been banned from sex for six weeks? You play scrabble of course. Then you watch some late night infomercials. Then you drink vodka. Then somehow you end up in lock up. It all keeps your mind off sex. Supposedly. Mark/LexieGrey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 1-26-09 - Mark. S & Lexie. G5. That You Know reviewsThere's a lot you know about how you should and shouldn't feel but that rarely affects reality. A look at the father/daughter relationship between an alcoholic Thatcher and Lexie. Implied Slexie. One-shot.Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-26-09 - Lexie. G & Mark. S - Complete6. The Queen of Spades reviewsHe knows relating love back to card games is within every parameter of the word insane but she's his Queen of Spades and he can't decide whether to back out now and lick his wounds or go after every single heart in the deck. Mark/LexieGrey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-17-09 - Mark. S & Lexie. G - Complete7. The Other Guy reviewsHe’s the guy who makes women realise how great the other guy is. But not to her. Everything is different with her. Mark/LexieGrey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-18-08 - Mark. S & Lexie. G - Complete8. An Angel Knew reviewsAs a vampire there is no healing but there can be understanding and the secret knowledge of loss. And maybe that's all either of them need to survive. Edward/Tanya. AU one-shot continuation of New Moon.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-15-08 - Edward & Tanya - Complete9. Remus Lupin the Cliche Slayer » reviewsRemus Lupin wakes up one morning to the frightening reality that is OOC Characters and cliché plotlines. As craziness ensues, he must find a way to set everything right at Hogwarts. A marauder parody.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,281 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 12-14-07 - Remus L. - Complete10. Living Memory » reviewsWhen the unthinkable happens, Edward is propelled into parenthood alone. Abiding by a promise he never though he’d have to keep, he struggles to keep a level head and to remain a good Father to Renesmee. An AU continuation of Breaking Dawn.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 10-7-08 - Edward & Renesmee C./Nessie11. Breaking Dawn: The Unwritten Scenes » reviewsA compilation of one-shots set in Breaking Dawn that detail scenes that were not featured but briefly alluded to in Breaking Dawn. Written mainly in Edward's point of view but other characters may appear later. Rating may change.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 8-17-08 - Edward & Bella12. A Father's Immunity reviewsThe time comes for Renesmee to learn about the concept of imprinting and Edward steps up to the plate. A look at the father/daughter relationship between Edward and Nessie. Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 8-24-08 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Edward - Complete13. Thought reviewsLily scolds Sirius for thinking too much. Lily/Sirius Friendship. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-16-08 - Sirius B. & Lily Evans P. - Complete14. The Inexplicability of Forever reviewsRosalie listens to music and ponders on forever. OneshotTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-16-08 - Rosalie & Emmett - Complete15. The Incredibly Cliche Journal of Bella Trower » reviewsSchool Year Resolutions: Must stop lusting over Remus Lupin, must stop lusting over Remus Lupin... Oh bollocks! Can't he be sexually unappealing for once? Hate him. Hate self. Hate resolutions. Need toast. Remus/OC. Marauders era.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,816 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-12-08 - Remus L. & OC16. One Moment reviewsOne moment, and suddenly the world really stops spinning and all that matters is that it's happened before and it's happening again now before you fall from the sky. RL/NTHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-11-08 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete17. The Train Station reviewsHe was the boy with the strange attire, the teenager with the crazy emancipated expression and now he's the man stuck in the past, devoid of a future and wishing more than anything that he could get on a train and stop being stationary.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-30-08 - Sirius B. - Complete18. The Unhinging of Charlie Swan » reviewsJacob Black is a source of constant worry for Charlie Swan. The three incidents that lead to his inevitable unhinging. BellaJacob.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 2-22-08 - Published: 1-11-08 - Complete19. Precipice reviewsYou’re standing on a precipice, but that’s not the most pressing matter. The most pressing matter is the fact that you haven’t jumped yet. Or fallen, or whatever it is that people do when they’re standing on a precipice. BxE One-shotTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-12-08 - Complete20. A Disorganized Beauty reviewsHe hates this feeling. Like there's something on the tip of his tongue and he can't quite place it. A look at the Bella infested mind of Edward Cullen. Edward/Bella one-shot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-12-08 - Complete21. What War Makes Of Us » reviewsWar can make anything of you. A monster, a hero, a killer, an empty shell... Or it can kill you in one foul swoop. A series of one shots centered around the first war.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-11-08 - Published: 8-25-07 - Complete22. Rebellion reviewsShe kind of understands why he's doing this, its about the rebellion that comes from continual rebellion and she thinks it would be hypocritical of her to blame him for that. LilyRemus.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-7-08 - Remus L. & Lily Evans P. - Complete23. The Lesson reviewsIt's not a matter of her needing the help, because even if she didn't he'd give it to her. It's a matter of love. SnapeLily. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-7-08 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S. - Complete24. Enough reviewsBella enrages her father with the news of her impending wedding, but Edward proves to be enough to make her feel better after the confrontation. A one shot continuation of eclipse.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-18-07 - Complete25. In the End reviewsIn the end we'll all be in the same place. The difference between you and me is the fear that that will happen. Sirius and Bella conversations.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-24-07 - Sirius B. & Bellatrix L. - Complete26. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn » reviewsSirius Black is giving up the ladies once and for all while Lydia Johnson is still searching for Mr Right. But after one memorable potions lesson, it goes to show that frankly my dear, fate doesn't give a damn about your plans. Marauders eraHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,004 - Reviews: 277 - Updated: 10-19-07 - Published: 12-3-06 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete27. Chess Game reviewsLife is a chess game and I don't show compassion when I play. Bellatrix's reactions to Sirius' ever worrying ideas on life.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-18-07 - Sirius B. & Bellatrix L. - Complete28. Observation reviewsIt takes courage to fight your parents and their ideas, but it takes more courage to accept they'll never change. SiriusJames friendship. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-13-07 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete29. My Letter Got Lost in the Mail » reviewsClementine Phillips had a tainted start to life, with only her mother to guide her along. When her mother dies a bank account is uncovered in her name and she’s finally given the chance to take back those tainted years and meet her father: James Ford.Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 4-17-07 - Sawyer30. Lily's Smile » reviewsNo matter how hard you try, you can't lie to yourself. Though he would never admit it, deep down Remus Lupin knew that he loved Lily Evans no matter how hard he fought not to.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 12-16-06 - Remus L. & Lily Evans P.31. God, I'm hurt reviewsIt hurt. It physically hurt. Somewhere in his chest he could feel something tearing at his lungs... Sirius' reaction to the murder of his two best friends and the knowledge that his other best friend is the traitor who sold them to Voldemort.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-24-07 - Sirius B. - Complete32. The Harry Song reviewsAn unforgivable remake of 'The llama song' Here's a Harry, there's a Harry and another little Harry...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 1-29-07 - Harry P. - Complete33. The Euphoria of Post Euphoria » reviewsAnd then he won... but what happened next? The story of Lizzie and Peter. CHAPTER TWO IS UP!Wimbledon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-23-06 - Published: 9-2-0634. Just a little game reviewsAnd so… Sirius Black hung from Argus Filch’s third story window by his wrists, wearing only his boxers. You wouldn't think that such strange things could come from a little game but the marauders really are just that exceptional. Slightly AU. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-20-06 - Sirius B. - Complete