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since: 04-07-06, id: 1023636, Profile Updated: 10-18-09
country: Australia
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Author has written 34 stories for Wimbledon, Harry Potter, Lost, Twilight, and Grey's Anatomy.

I’m just your garden variety seventeen year old: Ralph Wiggum is my hero, I exist on a diet of saturated fat, I go through credit like Angelina Jolie goes through children and I say ‘angst.’ A lot.

TEMPORARY HIATUS: On everything until November 16th. I've had a pretty busy year but most of the activity will die down then and I will start updating again.

I generally write about pretty boys (because whoever says they write fan fiction for any reason beyond getting out all their ridiculous romantic fantasies is a liar :P). These pretty boys include (but are not limited to); Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Edward Cullen and Mark Sloan. I’ll try and update my fics as quickly as possible but other things do tend to pop up. Like school… And friends… And sleep… Possibly O_o Old friend sleep is one of those girls that goes poofy when she gets a boyfriend. And right now, she has a boyfriend.

I don't think I've ever used a Grey's Anatomy quote and a metaphor so disastrously before in my life.

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1. Breaking Barriers reviews
Thatcher disappoints Lexie and Meredith provides sisterly comfort. Drabble.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-6-09 - Lexie. G & Meredith. G
2. I Never reviews
It's the game they play to undress their history. Mark/Lexie. Drabble.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-6-09 - Mark. S & Lexie. G - Complete
3. Crying Consequences » reviews
When Lexie Grey asked Mark Sloan to 'teach her' she never imagined it would be a lesson on baby bumps and 'happily ever after's but dirty mistresses are surprising like that. AU continuation of 'All By Myself.' Mark/Lexie
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,721 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 12-19-08 - Lexie. G & Mark. S
4. Six Weeks of Distraction » reviews
What do you do when you’ve been banned from sex for six weeks? You play scrabble of course. Then you watch some late night infomercials. Then you drink vodka. Then somehow you end up in lock up. It all keeps your mind off sex. Supposedly. Mark/Lexie
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 1-26-09 - Mark. S & Lexie. G
5. That You Know reviews
There's a lot you know about how you should and shouldn't feel but that rarely affects reality. A look at the father/daughter relationship between an alcoholic Thatcher and Lexie. Implied Slexie. One-shot.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-26-09 - Lexie. G & Mark. S - Complete
6. The Queen of Spades reviews
He knows relating love back to card games is within every parameter of the word insane but she's his Queen of Spades and he can't decide whether to back out now and lick his wounds or go after every single heart in the deck. Mark/Lexie
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-17-09 - Mark. S & Lexie. G - Complete
7. The Other Guy reviews
He’s the guy who makes women realise how great the other guy is. But not to her. Everything is different with her. Mark/Lexie
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-18-08 - Mark. S & Lexie. G - Complete
8. An Angel Knew reviews
As a vampire there is no healing but there can be understanding and the secret knowledge of loss. And maybe that's all either of them need to survive. Edward/Tanya. AU one-shot continuation of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-15-08 - Edward & Tanya - Complete
9. Remus Lupin the Cliche Slayer » reviews
Remus Lupin wakes up one morning to the frightening reality that is OOC Characters and cliché plotlines. As craziness ensues, he must find a way to set everything right at Hogwarts. A marauder parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,281 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 12-14-07 - Remus L. - Complete
10. Living Memory » reviews
When the unthinkable happens, Edward is propelled into parenthood alone. Abiding by a promise he never though he’d have to keep, he struggles to keep a level head and to remain a good Father to Renesmee. An AU continuation of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 10-7-08 - Edward & Renesmee C./Nessie
11. Breaking Dawn: The Unwritten Scenes » reviews
A compilation of one-shots set in Breaking Dawn that detail scenes that were not featured but briefly alluded to in Breaking Dawn. Written mainly in Edward's point of view but other characters may appear later. Rating may change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 8-17-08 - Edward & Bella
12. A Father's Immunity reviews
The time comes for Renesmee to learn about the concept of imprinting and Edward steps up to the plate. A look at the father/daughter relationship between Edward and Nessie. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 8-24-08 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Edward - Complete
13. Thought reviews
Lily scolds Sirius for thinking too much. Lily/Sirius Friendship. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-16-08 - Sirius B. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
14. The Inexplicability of Forever reviews
Rosalie listens to music and ponders on forever. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-16-08 - Rosalie & Emmett - Complete
15. The Incredibly Cliche Journal of Bella Trower » reviews
School Year Resolutions: Must stop lusting over Remus Lupin, must stop lusting over Remus Lupin... Oh bollocks! Can't he be sexually unappealing for once? Hate him. Hate self. Hate resolutions. Need toast. Remus/OC. Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,816 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-12-08 - Remus L. & OC
16. One Moment reviews
One moment, and suddenly the world really stops spinning and all that matters is that it's happened before and it's happening again now before you fall from the sky. RL/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-11-08 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete
17. The Train Station reviews
He was the boy with the strange attire, the teenager with the crazy emancipated expression and now he's the man stuck in the past, devoid of a future and wishing more than anything that he could get on a train and stop being stationary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-30-08 - Sirius B. - Complete
18. The Unhinging of Charlie Swan » reviews
Jacob Black is a source of constant worry for Charlie Swan. The three incidents that lead to his inevitable unhinging. BellaJacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 2-22-08 - Published: 1-11-08 - Complete
19. Precipice reviews
You’re standing on a precipice, but that’s not the most pressing matter. The most pressing matter is the fact that you haven’t jumped yet. Or fallen, or whatever it is that people do when they’re standing on a precipice. BxE One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-12-08 - Complete
20. A Disorganized Beauty reviews
He hates this feeling. Like there's something on the tip of his tongue and he can't quite place it. A look at the Bella infested mind of Edward Cullen. Edward/Bella one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-12-08 - Complete
21. What War Makes Of Us » reviews
War can make anything of you. A monster, a hero, a killer, an empty shell... Or it can kill you in one foul swoop. A series of one shots centered around the first war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-11-08 - Published: 8-25-07 - Complete
22. Rebellion reviews
She kind of understands why he's doing this, its about the rebellion that comes from continual rebellion and she thinks it would be hypocritical of her to blame him for that. LilyRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-7-08 - Remus L. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
23. The Lesson reviews
It's not a matter of her needing the help, because even if she didn't he'd give it to her. It's a matter of love. SnapeLily. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-7-08 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S. - Complete
24. Enough reviews
Bella enrages her father with the news of her impending wedding, but Edward proves to be enough to make her feel better after the confrontation. A one shot continuation of eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-18-07 - Complete
25. In the End reviews
In the end we'll all be in the same place. The difference between you and me is the fear that that will happen. Sirius and Bella conversations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-24-07 - Sirius B. & Bellatrix L. - Complete
26. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn » reviews
Sirius Black is giving up the ladies once and for all while Lydia Johnson is still searching for Mr Right. But after one memorable potions lesson, it goes to show that frankly my dear, fate doesn't give a damn about your plans. Marauders era
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,004 - Reviews: 277 - Updated: 10-19-07 - Published: 12-3-06 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete
27. Chess Game reviews
Life is a chess game and I don't show compassion when I play. Bellatrix's reactions to Sirius' ever worrying ideas on life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-18-07 - Sirius B. & Bellatrix L. - Complete
28. Observation reviews
It takes courage to fight your parents and their ideas, but it takes more courage to accept they'll never change. SiriusJames friendship. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-13-07 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete
29. My Letter Got Lost in the Mail » reviews
Clementine Phillips had a tainted start to life, with only her mother to guide her along. When her mother dies a bank account is uncovered in her name and she’s finally given the chance to take back those tainted years and meet her father: James Ford.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 4-17-07 - Sawyer
30. Lily's Smile » reviews
No matter how hard you try, you can't lie to yourself. Though he would never admit it, deep down Remus Lupin knew that he loved Lily Evans no matter how hard he fought not to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 12-16-06 - Remus L. & Lily Evans P.
31. God, I'm hurt reviews
It hurt. It physically hurt. Somewhere in his chest he could feel something tearing at his lungs... Sirius' reaction to the murder of his two best friends and the knowledge that his other best friend is the traitor who sold them to Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-24-07 - Sirius B. - Complete
32. The Harry Song reviews
An unforgivable remake of 'The llama song' Here's a Harry, there's a Harry and another little Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 1-29-07 - Harry P. - Complete
33. The Euphoria of Post Euphoria » reviews
And then he won... but what happened next? The story of Lizzie and Peter. CHAPTER TWO IS UP!
Wimbledon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-23-06 - Published: 9-2-06
34. Just a little game reviews
And so… Sirius Black hung from Argus Filch’s third story window by his wrists, wearing only his boxers. You wouldn't think that such strange things could come from a little game but the marauders really are just that exceptional. Slightly AU. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-20-06 - Sirius B. - Complete
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