I'm Chloe

I'm 15 and from Australia

I think fanfiction is good, if in my case, a little unhealthy.

Last thing I

read: Enders Game

Watched: Doctor Who

Ate: Salami

Fantasized over: Ianto not dying

I like Harry Potter, and about a million other things i couldn't be bothered mentioning. I'm a bit of a movie nerd...

Yeah I dont like writing profiles, because whenever I look at them a week or so later(or... because its me, several months) I always end up thinking about how much of an idiot I am, so I decided not to write too much. I haven't actually written that much fanfiction in a while because I prefer to write original fiction (and for some reason, I'm better at it), but I spend a lot of time reading.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. (this one i haven't actually done... but i have an old microwave? lol)

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. (the real question is, have you ever?)

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You looked back up to see if there was a number 5.

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters: (mine have actually changed... sorry harry... but i cbf fixing it.)
1. Severus Snape 2. Harry Potter
3. Draco Malfoy
4. Fred/George Weasley (should i feel guilty about grouping them?lol)
5. Remus Lupin
6. Colin Creevey
7. Neville Longbottom
8. Luna Lovegood
9. Bellatrix Lestrange
10. Narcissa Malfoy
11. Dobby
12. Hagrid

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
ColinxDobby ;) Oh lol. I wish.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
OH so very VERY Hot. LIke ON FIRE!

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
HagridxLuna

Someone would die. most likely 8.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Yeah, but i can't really remember

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple

HarryxColin

I just had this weird image of colin pulling out a mobile phone and going "Myspace!" every two seconds.

probably not.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

ooh deviding between sisters. I see how it is. uhm well 9 kinda killed 5's best friend (&coughlovercough) so I'd say he'd be pretty angsty over that, but, that could have been due to certain jelousy reasons, so I'm gunna go with 5/9 because 5/10 is just stupid and plotless...

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He would live with his parents. FOREVER.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Draco/Narcissa. shit. incest.

He stepped forward. his moral conscious begging with all its might for him to stop. but he didn't. and 9 months later gasp an abomination formally known to the world as "Mordwid"(i make me laugh.) Was born through his simple fucking lack of self control. damning human nature, Draco holds the key between his morals, his future, and his sanity. ; P

looking back over this doesn't make much sense, does it? lol

oh lols. theres a reason I dont write summaries

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
well, no shit. Luna can't help it if severus had a dwadleyort trying to posess him. she had to scare it away with her lips.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Neville/Hagrid... uhm... The Lonley Giant? lols. how about... Mind Over Matter? The Furry and the Wobbly? what about Adjusting Neccecities? lol ok I'll stop now... Size = pain/pleasure ? xD

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Fred/George have nothing better to do than to land themselves in detention with a certain professor ;) with some witty tongue and some quick destractions you have zhe nekked Snake Hissing for more... they take turns of course. shit hes an old virgin.

yes I know, I'm feeling rather plotless ok.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Not that i know of. I however...

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yes looks down in shame sadly, they do.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
lol, uh... if any of my friends drew Harry Potter they wouldn't draw Dobby. But, with some sly manuvering, it might be arrangable.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Harry/F & G/Remus gets giddy at thought No. sadly a plain NO

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I dont think she would scream. but if she did it would probably be really kinky. hmm.

"I SAID GREEN, DAMNIT" ... i dont even know.

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
uhhh Luna... The Beatles - Yellow Submarine

bit of a stupid choice, but i had others that were worse.

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Severus/Colin/Hagrid

Warning! Rape, BDSM, PAIN, GIANTS!! (i love you hagrid. were all giants here ;) )

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Harry/Narcissa

Narcissa Stares at Harry who's staring at Draco's ass

"Hear you like blonds, huh?"

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
uhhh like forever. but hes been in many of the fics I have been reading if it helps?

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Uhh... Camera's?

I know, too easy.

maybe... suede shoes and candle wax? screwdrivers? ...sonic?

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Well, Dobby shagging anyone to me seems just a bit strange, even if he was drunk. Bella on the other hand...

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Draco/Neville hmmm how about you tell me.

omg I'd soo laugh if i found a dom neville sub draco fic

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Severus and Bellatrix are in a happy relationship until Bellatrix suddenly runs off with Fred/George. Severus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dobby and a brief unhappy affair with Hagrid; he then follows the wise advice of Remus and finds true love with Draco

The Bipolar Euphoria Of A Nymphomaniac

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I would scream because, even JK said this, even though they are both seen as outcasts of sort, does not mean that they are automatically perfect for eachother

~My thoughts on this whole thing? By god so I wish I had put down the giant squid.

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