I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN BREAKING DAWN. IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I HAVE READ FANFICTIONS BETTER THAN THIS AWFUL BOOK. SO I AM GOING TO PRETEND I NEVER READ IT, AND I WILL KEEP READING FANFICTIONS AND DELUDE MYSELF INTO THINKING THAT THEY ARE THE REAL THING.

Hello! My name is Cate

I am 14 years old

I am a Girl

My Favorite Book Series is Twilight by: Stephenie Meyers

My Favorite Movies are Twilight, Disturbia, The Holiday, The Notebook, 30 Days of Night, Taken, and Memoirs of a Geisha

My Favorite TV Shows are NCIS and House M.D.

My Favorite Fanfiction.net writers are fluffy2001, Kris Morene, BeingDazzledByEdward, essijtjuh, popcorn818, and muggleinlove.

My Favorite Parings are TonyxZiva from NCIS, EdwardxBella from Twilight, and ChasexCameron from House M.D.

I honestly dont know what to write right now, so i guess i'll just continue with the basics:

Basics: You can call me Yag-chan or Cate. Miss Yuki's Adorable Girlfriend of Amazing Writing Skills is not really required when talking to me. Haha...i was just kidding. My ego isn’t that big, guys. I’ve been with fanfiction for quite some time now. How many years has it been. 2? 3? 4? I’m one of your ‘semi-older’ authors. Finally! Seniority rocks. I adore writing...obviously. I love fluff and drama, and drama-influenced fluff. See how that works?

Reviews and PMs: Are important. I love to have my ego inflated by reviews. I love checking my email inbox and seeing those b-e-a-utiful reviews just waiting for me to read and reply to them. I also love reviewing other people's stories. I love it when people PM me and tell me stories i should read--weather the story is theirs or someone elses. I will give out the lecture a million times: Reviews make writers better, and we all want to be better. I reply to almost all of my reviews and some of them make me so happy I save them. I’m a spazz and I’m aware of that. PMs are nice too. I love to know what I can do to improve my writing and what you love im my stories. If you feel like rambling or you just wanna talk, PM ME! I love every second of talking. I am such a loud-mouth! Hahahahahaha!

Editing: Dear. God. My grammar is atrocious. I have a beta whom I love dearly named BeingDazzledByEdward (you should go check her out, she's amazing!), so that helps out a lot. But, anyways, I love writing and I hate editing. If you find mistakes in my story, I’m already aware of them and have been thoroughly chewed out about them. I dont really have a big vocabulary and i am very sorry about that. I’m creative, not productive.

Procrastination: I procrastinate. I procrastinate a lot. PM me. Harass me. Make it your mission in life to annoy me to the point that it’s either update or pull out all my hair from the amount of PMs you’ve sent me. My friends try to keep me on the ball. Really. I even have a little spot in my planner that says everything I need do write/work on. I am sorry about my procrastination--its just something i do. I do it durring everything: homework, sports, friends, etc. Sorry. Sorry. SORRY!

Flames: Flames aren't that bad. Actualy, they are kinda good. I see them as a constructive critisism. I actualy think they are helpful to some extent! So, flame me all you want. Make a fucking bondfire of flames! GO FLAME CRAZY!

~COMMING SOON~

(if you have any story ideas for me, feel free to email or pm them to me. there is a high chance ill end up writing them!)

Holiday Love

Category: NCIS

Paring: TonyxZiva

Rated: K

Posting Date: unknown

Summary: Tony doesnt know what to get Ziva for their first holiday season, so he ends up giving her one thing for every one of the 12 Days of Christmas.

Lucky Ducklings

Category: House M.D.

Paring: ChasexCameron, Maybe a little HousexCuddy

Rated: K+ or T

Posting Date: unknown

Summary: BEFORE SEASON 4! House bet Cameron, Chase, and Foreman that they have to pull a random personality trait out of a hat and be that personality and only that personality for a whole week. They agree and Cameron ends up having to act like a slut, Foreman has to act like a 4-year-old little girl, and Chase has to act like a 'save-sex-til-marriage' prude. This hospital will be turned upside-down! And worse, what happeneds when they get the most confusing case yet??

Falling Bricks

Category: NCIS

Paring: TonyxZiva

Rating: High-rated T, but not M because i'm not writing out the rape scene

Posting Date: unknown

Summary: "Even though i dont know exactly what happened to Ziva that night, you say you want me to tell you my story. If you want the story told right, about me and Ziva and what happened to her that night, the begnning is where i will start..." Tony's story telling about Ziva's rape.

Complicated

Category: NCIS

Paring: Mosty TonyxZiva with some JennyxGibbs and AbbyxMcGee

Rating: K+ or T

Posting Date: unknown

Summary: "I know you all arent going to believe us, but we'll give it a shot. It's complicated, very complicated. To put it as simply as we possibly can, we are your future children. And we need your help to save one of you from a horrible death."

STORY INFO/REFRENCES LINKS

Into the Wild: none yet

His Gift:

Edward and Bella's future baby (Edward's green eyes instead of the blue ones)-- http://bettersmarterkids.com/wp-images/Cute-Baby-Boy.jpg

Everybody Lies:

Picture of Alexis (the teenage girl in House's office)-- http://www.loveme.com/images/p88773-1.jpg

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March 4th, 2009 @ 2:23pm PST (pacific standard time)