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since: 04-08-06, id: 1024211, Profile Updated: 12-28-12
Author has written 19 stories for Bones, Downton Abbey, and Castle.

eye-toff: 20-something, recovering academic, reluctant grown up. I walk the precarious line between ridiculously cynical and hopelessly romantic and have a bizarre love of anything that can be considered popular culture.

For my fic Not For Turning there is a short accompanying guide to British politics available here.

I also use livejournal or you can come follow me on twitter! (It's currently unlocked, but I may well get antsy about RL eyes and lock it down again. We'll see.)


1. Not For Turning » reviews
M/M Modern AU. Mary Crawley: daughter of a great British political dynasty, keeper of her dysfunctional family's secrets and the woman holding the UK Government together with her bare hands, meets Matthew Crawley: politically inexperienced but with the power to make or break all she stands for. Power, romance and scandal ensue. NOW COMPLETE.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,121 - Reviews: 325 - Updated: 4-14-13 - Published: 11-25-12 - Mary C. & Matthew C. - Complete
2. Firewood reviews
What happens when coming home isn't as easy as they thought? Post season 7, BB.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 8-10-12 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete
3. A Short History of American Literature reviews
Two authors meet and exchange advice on both work and play. B/B and C/B ish. Happy Birthday Tadpole24.
Crossover - Bones & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 3-4-12 - T. Brennan & Rick C. - Complete
4. The Hour She First Believes reviews
In three parts; Booth, Brennan and those three little words.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 12-30-11 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete
5. Let Your Heart Be Light reviews
Booth and Brennan have a merry little Christmas. My little bit of Christmas whimsy for the 2011 Bones Fanfic Secret Santa.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 12-26-11 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete
6. Be Good to Your Daughters reviews
In hindsight, it doesn't go quite as she'd planned. Or more to the point, it all doesn't happen quite the way it looks. Side-along piece for 7.02 and a look inside Brennan's head throughout the events of the ep.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-13-11 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete
7. Fear Of reviews
"And when he holds her that night, when the stick turns blue and when she faces down their life together, she will be ready." A post-season 6 finale, post-100th, occasional AU, often canon, fluffangst-y look inside the two ways it could have gone.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,980 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 8-10-11 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete
8. An Epic Before Bed reviews
She's written this life and she's lived this life, and now she knows which one she prefers. 4.26/6.22/6.23 and how they all fit together. BB.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 5-31-11 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete
9. Flaps Its Wings reviews
Post-Hannah, Booth & Brennan make nice, explore the nature of their own relationship and talk about babies. BB fluff.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 3-13-11 - T. Brennan & S. Booth
10. Five Things Hannah Learned From Temperance Brennan reviews
"You don't get to take bullets for her and come home to me." Hannah learns a few things she never knew about Seeley Booth. BB.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,911 - Reviews: 92 - Published: 1-4-11 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete
11. Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics reviews
"But then there's that part of him, the part of him that knows they're only half truths. That they're half lies. Lies damned to fail." Tag for 6.01, BB.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 9-27-10 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete
12. An Arbitrarily Chosen Date reviews
They'll sit on their bench by the coffee cart and they'll agree: the centre must hold. And it will. They will. Spoilers through 5.22, pilot/hundredth/finale heavy. B&B lovefest
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 5-31-10 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete
13. The Fringe Benefits of Failure reviews
And she cannot change, you see. She cannot change the way she feels even in 30, 40 or 50 years, even if people change. Even if people stop loving other people. Canon post-100 and optimism. Kind of.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 4-11-10 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete
14. The Finer Art of Modern Communication reviews
In so many words, Booth and Brennan talk about their relationship, while Booth and Zack talk about Lady Gaga. Oneshot written for the commentfic meme on LJ.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-23-10 - S. Booth & Zach A. - Complete
15. The Men Who Shoot at Boats reviews
He tries, tries so hard, to be casual about it when he finally brings it up. A BB oneshot written for the comment fic meme on LJ.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-13-10 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete
16. The Path of a Lie reviews
Follow a lie from its inception through its unseen - and unforeseen - consequences. A study of Bones in five seasons. BB
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-19-10 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete
17. The Jeffersonian Lonely Men Support Group reviews
Booth and Hodgins talk about women. Kind-of tag for The Proof in the Pudding, BB fluffy.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 2-1-10 - S. Booth & J. Hodgins - Complete
18. The Lord of the Strings reviews
He's keenly aware that if he stepped back into his shoes as Lord of the Strings and presided over the puppet theatre of Booth/Brennan love, he might actually yield results. Gordon Wyatt explores the recipe for love. BB
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-19-09 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete
19. The Order of Disorder reviews
He knows if this had happened at the beginning of their partnership he would have been out on his ass faster than she could say coccydynia. Tough Man in the Tender Chicken episode tag. BB
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-9-09 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete
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