Hello, peoples!
Two of my friends have an account on fictionpress!
http://www.fictionpress.com/~teadrinkingllamaqueens
I'm even a character in No Backward Glances!
AND I have a myspace!
http://www.myspace.com/operaghostlover
I'll friend you, just make sure to message me and tell me you're from fanfiction.net!
Favorite Quotes:
"YOU SILLY ENGLISH KNIGGITS!" - The French Taunters, Monty Python
"If someone tells you nothing's impossible, ask them to dribble a football." - I have no idea
"'Constant Viligance!' They way they talk, you'd think I'd go around with my eyes closed, banging into walls..." -Harry Potter, GOF
"If life gives you lemons, make grapejuice. Then sit back, relax, drink your juice, and wonder how the heck you made grapejuice out of lemons" -see "Nothing's impossible"
"He chose... poorly" Knight, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. The best understatement EVER!
"-You Treat me like some dumb, common criminal.
- But you ARE some dumb, common criminal"
-Roxie Hart and Billy Flynn, Chicago
"-Who are you"
-I'm your son!" -King and Prince Herbert, Spamalot
"He can finally come out and say he's G.A.Y.M.C.A."
-Prince Herbert, Spamalot
"Drink champagne til he pukes" chorus girls, The Producers
"We have loads of crazy boys, but the pickings are slim on boys to be crazy about" -moi'! And a quote form the Sweetest Thing!
"Friggin' Pourtugese settlers!" -me. Age of Empires 3 ROCKS!
"I have pay-per-veiw in my head" - Zooey, during a fairly gross class of Human Growth and Development. She didn't hear what Ms. Beyer said, and that was her excuse.
"Where are the cookies! I have to feed the elves" -can't remember, someone at my birthday party
" Soy un el pollo! Bok! Bok! Bok!" -me. And another author, whose name I can't remember...
"BUT WHY'S THE RUM GONE!" -Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean
"I want my onion rings, NOW!" -Stu Wolf- Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
"If only stupidity was painful" -a bumper sticker
"-That was a perverted comment!
-No it wasn't! It was a perverted gesture!
-Damn, he got the last word!" -A fanfiction I read
"-Who's this?" -"It's the friggin queen of England!" Me, Matt. He had just gotten a new IM name, and he IM'd me. As soon as he responded I knew who it was.
"SQUIRRELY WRATH!" -Foamy
"If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on my cat."- Jeffery. He's an even more twisted person than I AM!
"- The 10 Comandments are more pointed towards adults beca-
- Well, I hope so! I hope those 5-year olds aren't comitting adultrey!"- Father Chuck, and Jeffery. Father Chuck was in the middle of the sermon, and Jeffery yelled that out, and the whole church started laughing.
"-I hope Elphaba gives you wings that you can't use very well and you crash into a building!
-Then, I hope I was carrying you."- Me and Bethany in the back of the car on the way back from church
"-Tapping isn't my strongest point.
-I can see that."- Connie, Larry, A Chorus Line
"Don't underestimate my cunning use of black magic...MARKERS!"- Helena, MirrorMask
"-What do you do after you get out of un-school?
-Depends on where you go to un-college."- My mom, and me. We were discussing unschooling over the dinner table. Can't you just tell how normal we are?
"..And we shall rent a midget and put him in a tuxedo and have him walking around serving Munchkins from Dunkin Donuts!"- Brandon, on the fact you can rent a midget in the states of Kentucky and California.
"-47 grams of sugar! And you've had 2!
- and a half!"- Glenn, and me. I had two (and a half) Vaults, and she was afraid I would implode!
"OMG, DARRIEN, YOUR SISTER LOOKS LIKE KATE WINSLET!"- Me at camp. Her sister really did look like Kate Winslet...
"Who knew that photosynthesis had nothing to do with photography!"-Jayme, in science. She's an interesting character...
"I want to touch Uranus!" - Me, in science. Mr. Jourdan has the planets hanging aroung the room, and I sit near Uranus, and I was trying to touch it.
"But, nobody talks like this except Mickey and Minnie Mouse, and other people like Michael Jackson!" -Mrs. Mary-Lynn, the director at Oxford Singing Children. She was talking about singing in you head voice.
"I'm like a chicken, right now, with no head running around in the desert trying to find his way, but Broadway way stuff keeps on popping up and I only have a minute to live before I get to the hospital that's 8 miles away." - my friend Matt, when I was throwing all these Broadway names at him.
"throws toast" Me (Narrator 1) in Scrooge: The Not So Happy Ending, a play written by Alexis and me for Quest Language Arts.
"MICHAEL
(Going into Phantom mode) There will never be enough chocolatey goodness to satisfy Erik's deepening depression."- From imdb's TheaterRaven's parody The Quest for The Book.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293508/board/nest/58410719
"GASTON LEROUX
And as punishment for selling the most sacred Phantom item to such a ghastly territory, you, Andrew, will be subjected to...this tutu! (Holds up a cotton candy pink tutu)"- same as above
"MICHAEL
But then, I realized something...He's a big jerk! That role should've been mine! Way, way back in '93, you offered it to me--you promised--and did I get it yesterday? No! So, Andy, I just have one thing to say to you--.
He blows a long raspberry." - same as above
"ATTENDANT 2
Ha! You won't last ten seconds over the county line!
They drive over the county line, only to be carjacked. They stand, bewildered, on the side of the road.
MICHAEL
How many seconds was that?
ATTENDANT 1
(Looks at watch) 14.
MICHAEL AND SARAH
In your face! " - same as above
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Cassandra Aisling
From Opera House Emails, by WassailWotters (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2856043/1/)
From: blondeballetrat(at)operapopulaire. com
To: undergroundlunatic(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: squee!
Phantom, I am writing to you as the official president of the Phantom of the Opera Phangirls United Team (POPUT). We are a group dedicated to phangirling you to the fullest possible extent. POPUT will not let any of those nasty rumors about you (really, designing nooses, what kind of psycho would do that?) get in the way of our love for you.
Given this level of dedication, it would be really, really, really nice if you would let me into your lair, or give me some singing lessons, or write an opera for me! I am a lot prettier than that Christine, really; ask anyone around here. I also dance very well. Have you considered choreography? Really, it is all the rage. Composing is a little passé.
With utmost love and adoration,
-Meg Giry
P.S.: Even a rose would be great!
“Cute and blonde since 1854!”
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
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If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Cppy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
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