All That Jazz

Username: V Rex (No Sht)

Real Name: There's a vowel in it...

Age: 17

Country: Canada (Insert stereotype image here, eh?)

Writes: dumb stuff, 1 dimensional characters, Mary Sues, poorly executed fight sequences, Spored, that story that was taken down because it was crap and people were like "oh it was alright" (It sucked), driving manuals, scripts for b movies, the kind of stuff that you thought was stupid but years later its sort of cool because its on the internet.

Favorite Books: The Ruins, A Simple Plan (not about the band), The Zombie Survival Guide, Michael Crichton's stuff

Favorite Music: Lcd Soundsystem, Hot Chip, U2, Modest Mouse, Franz Ferdinand, The Rapture, The Trews

Favorite Movies: Heat, The Host, In Bruges, Jurassic Park, Death Proof

The Fics (Three sections; stuff worth reading, stupid humour, and stuff that will never be finished)

Stuff Worth Reading

Spored Because Uhyeahitsteamdark is editing it and I still have to post it in replacement of the current 16th chapter

Stupid Humour

iPik

The Architect

Jar Jar goes to heaven (This is like the "absolute zero" of stupid)

Stuff that will never be finished

Timeline 2: Caribbean Waters

Devastating (Sooooo muuuuuuuuccccccchhhhhhhh pontential, join the "Save another V Rex fic from the dumps fanclub to save it"

The Drawing board (Its like the coming attractions part of the movie theatre, except not as exciting and you're probably sitting in a far more comfortable seat)

Perspectives Of A Diverse World

Collab fic between Great Thumbs Of Wisdom, Killer Raptor and I.

Focusing on the creatures of the Pikmin world

Indiana Jones and the...

An Indiana Jones fic that has been reshaped by Frank Darabonts script of Indiana Jones 4 (It was the perfect script the George Lucas mutilated into the mediocre crystal skulls)

So it's bascially my ideal Indiana Jones 4

Jurassic Park...

My excuse to have a lot of dinosaurs eat a lot of people, who doesn't want to read thaaattttttttt...thought so