My stories died.
AIM: xCandlelit Chaos
Age: 15
Fan Art: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=107q2rn&s=2 by shadow_fox1221. Thank you. It's Avi!
Read: Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
Conversations:
"Chrizzle" (8:21:25 PM): so...what's been going on lately?
xCandlelit Chaos (8:21:33 PM): mmmmm idk
xCandlelit Chaos (8:21:44 PM): stuff
xCandlelit Chaos (8:21:44 PM): cheese
xCandlelit Chaos (8:21:46 PM): some potatoes
xCandlelit Chaos (8:21:52 PM): shoes
xCandlelit Chaos (8:21:56 PM): eye balls getting screwed over
xCandlelit Chaos (8:22:08 PM): some buses that were late for canada
xCandlelit Chaos (8:22:36 PM): nike shoes spontaneously combusting
xCandlelit Chaos (8:22:41 PM): raining frogs
"Chrizzle" (8:23:09 PM): lol
xCandlelit Chaos (8:22:53 PM): zombies eating jhonen
xCandlelit Chaos (8:22:54 PM): ya know
"Chrizzle" (8:23:25 PM): lmao
xCandlelit Chaos (8:53:06 PM): cream of mushroom has more hits than adamo
xCandlelit Chaos (8:53:25 PM): i'm kind of pissed. WHO is reading the sequel without reading adamo?
xCandlelit Chaos (8:53:31 PM): WHOOOOOooooooOOooOOooOo...doom
"Chrizzle" (8:54:11 PM): lmao
xCandlelit Chaos (8:38:23 PM): EEEEW
xCandlelit Chaos (8:38:25 PM): EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
xCandlelit Chaos (8:38:33 PM): a bracelet that reads "think pink" just fell on my keyboard
xCandlelit Chaos (8:38:37 PM): INFEEECTIIIOONNN
xCandlelit Chaos (8:38:39 PM): IT'S SPREADIIINGGG
xCandlelit Chaos (8:38:42 PM): -runs away-
xCandlelit Chaos (8:30:02 PM): he won't let me eat in class!
xCandlelit Chaos (8:30:07 PM): that bastard, and i get hungry
xCandlelit Chaos (8:30:46 PM): not the teacher
xCandlelit Chaos (8:30:47 PM): the KID
"Jeanie" (8:31:23 PM): kick his ass.
xCandlelit Chaos (8:30:59 PM): i almost did
xCandlelit Chaos (8:31:05 PM): my mom says that if i get into a fight though
xCandlelit Chaos (8:31:19 PM): like...she doesn't want me to get hurt and she doesn't want to get sued
xCandlelit Chaos (8:31:39 PM): she's always telling me that guys are really strong
xCandlelit Chaos (8:31:53 PM): and so it'd be better if i fought with girls - okay, she didn't tell me that
xCandlelit Chaos (8:31:56 PM): but that's what i got from it
"Jeanie" (8:33:04 PM): x.x
xCandlelit Chaos (8:33:33 PM): hehe
xCandlelit Chaos (8:33:40 PM): i'd probably lose actually
xCandlelit Chaos (8:33:44 PM): if i got into a fight with a guy
xCandlelit Chaos (8:34:19 PM): it's just a matter of how fast i can kick them in the balls
xCandlelit Chaos (8:34:54 PM): i'm trying so hard not to get into a fight
xCandlelit Chaos (8:35:00 PM): but the bastards are asking for it jeanie x.x
xCandlelit Chaos (7:22:38 PM): i keep hearing this weird ass sound
xCandlelit Chaos (7:22:41 PM): and it's freaking me out
"Chrizzle" (7:23:18 PM): eek
xCandlelit Chaos (7:23:12 PM): it's my toilet
xCandlelit Chaos (7:23:16 PM): it sounds like a toad
"Chrizzle" (7:23:52 PM): lmao
xCandlelit Chaos (7:23:30 PM): what's scary
xCandlelit Chaos (7:23:32 PM): is that i'm serious
xCandlelit Chaos (7:23:33 PM): xD
"Chrizzle" (7:24:11 PM): xD
xCandlelit Chaos (7:24:55 PM): my toilet is croooaaakiinggg
"Chrizzle" (7:25:34 PM): LMAO
"Chrizzle" (7:25:38 PM): ROTFLOL
xCandlelit Chaos (7:25:14 PM): xD
xCandlelit Chaos (7:47:47 PM): my heart is...like...bacon...
BEHOLD:
The quotations of doom and other impending stuff!
(Not necessarily funny and entertaining enough for idiots!)
The ones I say daily are marked with = OISD
"I am the bird crap falling from your ceiling." - me (if you've ever played Halo, you might get this)
– And then you could huck it at someone!" - me OISD
"Yeahhh midget water!" -me
"What was the point of that?" -me
"...You spelled poop wrong. That is sad. I thought it was potpouri." - me
"I will hurt you." - me (threatening if they do something again) OISD
"Blueberry juice is the ghetto version of apple juice." - me
"Like liquid shit of somethingoranotherblahcrapppdieboom." - me
"What am I supposed to do with it – burn it?" - me OISD
"My finger... It went...retarded." - me
"Fuck it all to hell in the eye balls." - me
Friend:
Eeew! Stop that! You always say potatoes! - (now ex, haha) friend (to me)
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