Welcome to the randomosity of my profile. and, please, do not harm the insane schizo plague rats, they're animals too.

name: What ever you want it to be (Although, my friends just call me Linni)

age: some number 1-100, c'mon, just guess

Occupation: Whatever i feel like being

Likes: music, playing guitar, t.v, internet, hangin' out with me friends, being hyper with me friends, birthday parties, christianity (hey, what can i say, i'm a christian and dang well proud of it), video games

dislikes: skool, hip-hop, posers, idiots, science, stupid teachers, gym, obnoxious ghetto people, obnoxious ghetto wanna-be's,

fave bands: Avril Lavigne, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, Green Day (old and new), Fall Out Boy, All American Rejects, Newfound Glory, Staind, Trapt, underOATH, Flyleaf, Chevelle, 30 Seconds to Mars, AFI, Evanescence, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At the Disco, Good Charlotte, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Almost, Aiden, Breaking Benjamin, Paramore, Three Days Grace...i can't think of anymore, though, i know there are

quotes: (this'll be long)

"I want to be Barbie! THAT BITCH HAS EVERYTHING!" some random...thing... i don't remember where i saw that, ok!

"Evil beware, we have waffles"-Raven

"I'd rather live my life, believing in a god, only to die and find out there is no god, than live my life, believing in no god, only to die and find out that there was"-unknown

"I'd rather be hated for who i am than loved for who i'm not" -unknown

"Now i know how George Washington felt when Napolean beat him at Pearl Harbor" -Beastboy

"Oh, Yeah, ruin the moment...ouch." -Me good friend Rori (i turned on the lightbulb in the very dark basement)

"Nobody has ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? should i do mine too?" -Luna Lovegood

"Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions, do you understand?" "yes" (lie detector blows up) -Sculley/Homer

Me: (holds up 10 fingers) I have this many toes!

Hannah: How about fingers?

Me: (thinks for a second, then sobs) I DON'T KNOW!
(this is what happens when we get bored in math class)

"I admire your honesty, but, i don't appreciate your laziness" -dad
(Something to do with the trash, i don't exactly remember)

Favorite couples (yes, i'm actually going to do this)

Harry PotterXGinny Weasley

Hermione GrangerXRon Weasley

Danny FentonXSam Manson

SoraXKairi (i don't know their last names, ok?)

RobinXStarfire

RavenXBeastboy

Timmy TurnerXTootie...w/e

Zoey BrooksXChase Mattews

Jennifer Mosley (sp?)XNed Bigby

Bella SwanX Edward Cullen

Kingdom Hearts Fanfiction lovers: I probably should have said this WHEN I STARTED THIS ACCOUNT! Me friend (Rori; AKA...well, she's an annoying person who can't make up her mind and changes her name when I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION...most likely it's got the word 'Hikari' in it) and I are in the process of writting a Kingdom Hearts Story (Titled 'Kingdom Farts') If you would like to read it, it is in her account. She is one of my favorite authors...or you can search for her, whatever floats your boat-

Crazy Captain Hook: IT'S A SHIP!!

KHFREAK: HEY! WHO LET YOU OUT!?

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswiter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, KHFREAK14

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give that God-Forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Random Facts:

Dolphins are the only animals besides humans that have sex for fun

17 percent of all rape victims are male

Wiki (as in wikipedia) is Hawaiian for fast, or quick

You are more aroused by eating chocolate than you are by making out with someone

Danny Phantom fanfic update:

READERS OF ALTER EGOS: COMPLETE! yes, i have finally finished the story. I hope you all enjoy it!

Hello again. Okay, so, when i finished Alter Egos, a person said that they needed (that's right, need, not want) a sequel. Now, I thought about it a bit, then thought, nope, not gonna happen. I just couldn't stay true to the comedy. But, last night, i was thinking (a dangerous pastime of mine) And it just clicked. It came to me! And I am thinking of doing a sequel for Alter Egos. I have a summary, and that's basically it:

Sam is finally marring Danny. Amy is marrying Tucker. It's supposed to be their perfect day, but when all is said and done, will they make it to the alter?

So, I know y'all wanna help me, because you are all smart and cool people. I need a title. And if you're interested in seeing this story done, give me some ideas, or just say this is a cool idea.

Thank you for reading!

READERS OF WHO AM I, AGAIN?: Okay, after critically looking at my information, i've decided that all that i planned out is crap. I don't see myself continuing this story, so, to those who liked it. I'm sorry. I really really am. Hey, if any of you think you'd like to continue it, just let me know. It's a shame to see it end...

NEW STORY: LA VIE DINGUE!: French for 'The Crazy Life', I've just put up the last chapter! WOOT! Have fun reading and/or thank you for reading! :D

"If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have choosen you to out of the world. That is why the world hates you." John 15:19

"And now these three remain: faith, hope, and love. But the greatest of these is love." 1 Corinthians 13:13

"Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit th kingdom of God. AND THAT IS WHAT SOME OF YOU WERE. BUT you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God." 1 Corinthians 6:9-11

"Consequently, You are no longer foreigners and aliens, but fellow citizens with God's people and members of God's household, built on the foundation of the apostles and the prophets, with Christ Jesus himself as the chief cornerstone." Ephesians 2:19-20

"You have heard that it is said, "Love your neighbor and hate your enemy." But I tell you this: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous." Matthew 5:43-45

GOD IS LOVE AND LOVE IS REAL!!