Greetings and salutations fellow internet junkies. In this persona I am General Rage, master tactician and veteran Soldier. If you have a problem with this than tough.

It is thanks to Fanfics that I have improved my Writing style and I wish to show my graditude by doing everything in my power to feverently enterain you. If my big words are foreshadowing me as a pompus prick, than forgive me. I'm trying to show off.

I have seen much better writers than me and I would like some form of constructive criticism thank you. No obssessive 'I hate you' flamers. People like that have small dicks.

I suppose I have tell you what I like and hate huh? Very well.

Video Games: I'm an avid gamer. Yet I find that many games are too short for my liking. I finish many of them in two days.

TV: Who doesn't.

Comics: Duh!

Movies: But some are crappy.

I am also a pop culture junkie, which ferverently means I'm going to have a lot of pop culture references in my stories.

My style of TT fanfics is somewhat different. While I use the TT Animated series as the core canon for my Fanfics I mix the canon of the comics into them as well. You see while I appluad Muramaki for creating a super-hero-show-for-kids I feel as if he took a lot of libeties with the comic's facts that they were originally based on. For example: Terra not being completely evil and Slade being a completely evil bad guy when he was suppose to be gray. I also like to call him a pedophille because he may have slept with Terra in the comics. Yeah, thats right he slept with her!

You may notice that I mainly seem to ship BB/Rae in my fics. At the same time you may notice I make fun BB/T itself. About that, BB/T is dead. Its been dead since it was killed in the 80's in the comics and it was killed off in every episode Terra appeared in excluding "Terra Rising." The only remaing BB/T's are either militant freaks who are completely amune to change and wish Terra to remain a hero when she is obviously more happy as a civilian. They also don't want BB to develop as a character and move on from her. So because of all these facts I feel no problem whatsoever in making fun of them. I do hope however I do not offend any moderate BB/T fans still left out there, although I doubt there are any. If you are a BB/T fan and you have no sense of humour please just leave now you won't like me.

So far I have three re-occuring characters that shall appear throughout the main series of fics I have started.

General Rage: Me, only not really me. He's my darker far more violent and destructive alter-ego version of me. Because he is more detached from actual morals and manners that I have he does some things that I would never do in real life. Such as endangering other human beings and commiting illegal acts to fullfill his selfish goals. GR shares most of my opnions, he is me in a way remember. GR's goal is to deliver great entertainment to the masses. However he is far too cheap to bother with any safety meassure for his actors. So when you see a car crash on screen or an explosion errupt in the middle of a crowd its all real. He'll make sure he doesn't kill anyone, but only because he can't complete the movie without them, if he could he would just use real bullets in the guns instead of blanks and blood packs. Not counting the last two special effect everything else is real and quite possibly illegal, it would be too fake onscreen otherwise, at least to him. He also has little to no concern for any of his actors and will treat them like dirt just to get what he wants out of them. Actor not muscular enough? He force feeds him Steroids. He has deadlines to meet and he doesn't care what he has to do to meet them.

Blackfire: Starfire's Sister and exiled former ruler of Tamaran. Still holding anomosity for her little sis, Blackfire decided to join in on Rage's movies. During her first film shoot GR asked her out. Afterwards they had sex. Its possible they hit it off so quickly because of their mutual feelings towards those they control or lead. GR is abusive to his crew and actors, Blackfire is the same to everyone else. Their relationship is a disturbing one, mostly consisting of the two having sex. They do however seem to love each other because of their mutual interest in activities. Illegal as some of them are GR and Blackfire write them off because usually they never really kill anybody...except on vacations when they decide to kill terorists and other unsavory people. They figure no one really miss them and do not seem to care about the consequences of their actions. Blackfire is now married to GR and they both live in a small beach house inj the bahamas.

Sergeant Pain: Blackfire and GR's son. A baby with an exceptionally large brain, caused by Blackfire's genetic manpulation by hostile aliens that helped her and Starfire gain starbolts and Blackfire the ability to fly. Pain's exceptional intelligence may have also something to do with GR's radiation exposure he recieved somewhere. Pain knows quite a lot about the world thanks to the small internet connection palm pilot he concoted out of all the stuff his mother ate during her pregnancy. Now out he wishes to be home schooled by his parents in fields he deems useful. Needless to say he and his parent's take vacations to rather hostile places around the world such as Somalia and Columbia. They've also been spotted in the Middle East. Many find it disturbing that Blackfire and Rage have thaught their infant to carry a weapon. GR writes this fact off by saying even children deserve the right to bear arms. Pain's devotion to his parents is made out of simple love and gratitude that they did not abort him to continue their sex crazed relationship. He feels lucky to be alive actually.

That's basically my fanfic family. Since the stories I do them all in are centered around a comedic storyline in which Rage Parodies anything and everything he can find I figure it was only logical to place myself inside there somehow. To make sure he doesn't seem like a Gary-Stu I have made sure to make him less and less like me. For instance he never admits when he is wrong. I however am not so good at being a pompous ass like him, so I usually end up concenting if the arguement is good enough. Also, the more violent and less like me GR acts the more I can distance myself from him. I do not wish to be like GR in anyway. However I wouldn't mind if Blackfire was real and attracted to me...so sue me she's hot.

You can find all my stories below. Since their summaries are there I do not need to bore you with the details. Besides I'd give away the surprise!

Update: I am beginning to revamp some of thge stories so they aren't entirely just one format of writing. The dialogue is still the same but certain things have been retouched to create something I think is a rather unique writing style I will be trying out. I haven't changed the stories at all so don't worry.

Alert: Teen Titans the Musical has been removed, because FF.Net is being snippy and stupid. However you can now find the story here: http://z10.invisionfree.com/The_BBxRae_Shrine/index.php?showtopic=2891&st=0&#last Updated periodically for your pleasure.