Nick Names - Lolly, Mommy, Lowie, and Mimi

Age - Guess

Birthday - Between January 1st and December 31 : )

Hair - Black

Eyes - Dark Brown

Height - 5' 1" and shrinking...(T_T)

Weight - 98 LB

Grade - 6th - 12th

Location - Some Where in the US

Hobbies - Being insane with my friends, watching unhealthy amounts of TV, drinking unhealthy amounts of coffee, reading manga, watching anime, writing fanfictions only to never post them, wanting school to let out, wanting school to burn in hell, being a bit of a bitch, being suprisingly nice to people I don't hate, and being a completely mental pyro maniac. XD

Favorite Anime/Manga

Naruto

Inuyasha

Gundam Series

Ceres

Absolute Boyfriend

Vampire Knight

Fairy Tale

Special A

Venus Capriccio

Wild Ones

Dragon Knights

Crimson Hero

Yurara

Beyblade

Prince of Tennis (PoT)

Trinity Blood

Nana

Death Note

Yu-Yu Hakusho

God Child

Favorite couples

Naruto

Sasuke x Sakura

Neji x Tenten

Hinata x Naruto

Ino x Shikamaru

Temari x Shikamaru

Beyblade

Kai x OC

Tala x OC

Bryan x OC

Johnny x OC

Tyson x Hilary

Ray x Mariah

Kane x Salima

About Me

I am completely random half the time and unnervingly serious and cold the other half.

I'm Chinese Vietnamese and I don't like school that much even though I get good grades. I just hate being sround people. XP

I never let my school get in the way of my education. - Mark Twain

Though at first glance I may seem like an innocent angel and someone you can take advantage of, I actually have a filthy mouth and I can kick your ass.

I'm a good friend and I'm also very loyal. If I like you. If I don't, you could be dying of a heart attack a foot away from me and I wouldn't notice.

I have the mind of an evil villian and I'm very good at lying. It gets me out of many sticky situations, usually.

I love photography and I'm easily annoyed which usually leads to me putting people in pain.

I dispise everything girly and I'm mercilessly blunt. I can't help it, if you can't handle the truth then that's your problem.

Food for thought

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular pencil then why is it #2?

What happens if you get scared to death twice?

Favorite Quotes

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. –Edgar Allan Poe

I never make it point to argue with a man whose opinion I have no respect for. - Mark Twain

I'm not closed-minded; you're just WRONG!

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Most of the worse plans in the universe involve cross dressing.

The person who can smile when something goes wrong has probably thought of someone to blame it on.

I am not weird, I'm gifted.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Gay means happy, a fag is a cigarette, queer is weird, and fruity is a flavor, just say homosexual.

It took them a while, but as their numbers dwindled from eighty to eight, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood? The question isn't how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood. It's why would a woodchuck chuck some wood if a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

A lot of people say that the world would be a better place if everyone was like them. But dude, seriously, if everyone in the world was like me we'd be in a whole lot of shit...

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you.

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there are footprints on the moon.

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING?!

"Reality is almost always wrong" - Dr. Gregory House

Math can really kill people. Trust me.

I love my friends and would do anything for them, I love animals and would do as much as I can to protect them, I love school so much that...hey wait a second! Hold on, I love school so much that I'd help burn it right into the ground!

You know, if I had any dignity, that would have been embarrassing.

Anything that does not kill you makes you stronger; unless it maims you. Then you, my dear friend, are screwed.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake it you've got it made.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

Okay, okay if the world was a stage...I WANNA OPERATE THE TRAP DOOR!

If I were trapped in a single room with two tigers, you, and a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot you twice.

Life is simple, it's just not easy.

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."- Dr. Seuss

FRIENDS: Never ask for drinks.

BEST FRIENDS: Help them selves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN, we screwed up."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will tell the crowd off that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college (a.k.a: drinking buddies).

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up in the toilet. After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby.

There are three kinds of people:

those who make things happen;

those who watch things happen;

and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm not random I just have many thoughts.

I hear voices and they don't like you.

The earth is blue like an orange…

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

If I don't come out with my hands up, I'm coming in after me!

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

The word "politics" is derived from the word "poli", meaning "many", and "tics", meaning "small, blood-sucking parasites."

There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Feel free to cross it!

I didn't lose my mind - I sold it on E-Bay!

You don't need to outrun the bear. You need to outrun the other guy who's being chased by the bear.

I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.

Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs.

You say psycho like it's a bad thing.

Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!

I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down!

The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.

I'm VERY CREATIVE when it comes to making people beg for death.

All I need to do is figure out what I need to do but, after that, no problem.

A well-aimed apple a day keeps the doctor away.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

I am not crazy; I'm just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic.

Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go!

Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it!

Tell me, where is this 'bright side' you speak of?

You have the right to remain silent...anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

When it comes to thought, some people will stop at nothing.

Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge.

The best defense against a nuclear bomb is to not be there when it explodes.

10 things you can NOT do at school

1) Send a threat to your teacher in the form of spam/forwarded mail.

2) Dress up as a fairy and do the Macarena on stage in front of everyone.

3) Streak.

4) Start a food fight on wear white day.

5) Invite your enemies over to your house and tell them to wear white and start a sloppy joe fight.

6) Change the school sign to read, "we torture you for free, we torture kids for fun."

7) Check your email while in detention.

8) Moon the teacher running detention.

9) Run out of detention after setting on the smoke alarm.

10) Prank call the principal from your cell phone.

You tried you best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try.

Nobody’s family can hang out the sign: “Nothing the matter here.”

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

The best thing one can do when it’s raining is to let it rain.

Revenge will only lead you deeper into the darkness. I guess I'll bring a flash light.

Children are the future. Frightened?

Unless you have something useful to say, don't say anything at all.

Wise people speak only when they have something to say, idiots speak because they have to say something.

I know you spend a lot of time with………….. but do you really have to raid his/her limited vocabulary?

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone

Smile... tomorrow will be worse.

If you try to please everyone... no one will like you.

STRESS--The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to kick the stuffing out of some stupid jerk who desperately deserves it.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

My best friend is my bed.

You're unique. Just like everyone else.

I'm happy. Don't wreck it by talking.

Normal by it's own definition does not have a meaning.

I'll do it tomorrow -- Today is yesterday's tomorrow. Get to work.

Friends are God's apology for family.

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Aim

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Current Projects

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