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since: 04-13-06, id: 1027305, Profile Updated: 11-22-09
country: United Kingdom
web: Homepage
Author has written 27 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Harry Potter, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Doctor Who, Saiyuki, Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

Hello. Welcome to Gosurori-Otaku's profile.

Slightly more important stuff than the actual 'important stuff' part! I'm rewriting '7/7' (And hopefully doing a prequel, '9/11'.) I'm going to leave the original here, but put the rewrite as a new story. I'm actually updating 'Show Them No Mercy', hopefully with much longer chapters. And there ya go. ;) Enjoy my profile of weirdness.

Important stuff:

She can't update on stories! None of these are guaranteed to be finished, okay? Especially if she hasn't updated in two years or more. (Sorry!! I really, kind of, maybe, am very sorry!!)

Is planning to move to Canada (cold, snowy with an AMAZINGLY cool accent) or Australia (warm and gorgeous with a REALLY hot accent)

Her pet hates include: Really crappy writing (But if you're not from an english-speaking country then it's ok, because GO fails at languages.) Richard Dawkins (Sorry, but he's one of the most annoying guys on the planet... and boring to boot.) Racism (Did you know that racism also means discrimination on the grounds of religion?) Discrimination in general and those really annoying super-fundamentalist 'Christians'. You know the ones. You know that kind. Ugh.

Her loves include: Christianity (Yes, she does realise just how ridiculous that sounds and doesn't really care whether you agree) anime/manga, long fantasy/comedy novels (Specifically things like Eragon, The Power of Five and Discworld) drawing, painting, etc... and obsessive video-gaming on her radioactive-lime-green DS lite (OBJECTION!!)

MY STORIES:

Ones that will be updated:

Show Them No Mercy (Axis Powers Hetalia)

Ones that will not be updated:

Curses and Roses (Yugioh! GX)

70 things I learned from Harry Potter (Harry Potter)

Cardcaptor Fubuki! (Yugioh! GX)

Ones that might be updated:

Just A Place To Stay (Ace Attorney)

When Forever Ends (Harry Potter)

Walk A Mile In 24 Hours (Bleach)

Brainiac Bleach Abuse (Bleach)

Cero De Numero (Bleach)

Monk On A Mission (Saiyuki)

Too Late (Saiyuki)

Ones that are complete:

Robin Hood And England A-Walking Through The Forest (Axis Powers Hetalia)

League Of Evil (Ace Attorney)

La Chocolat (Death Note)

Snow (Saiyuki)

The Day I Died (Dr. Who)

Thank You (Bleach)

Broke (Naruto)

Regeneration! (Dr. Who)

The Danger of Divination (Harry Potter)

Stupid Maes! (Fullmetal Alchemist)

My Happy Ending? (Death Note)

Gone From The Gate (Yugioh!)

Alexis in Wonderland (Yugioh! GX)

77 (Axis Powers Hetalia)

Ones that may be or may not be complete:

Dreamscape? (Deathnote)

Help (Yugioh! GX)

If you haven't already figured it out, Go-chan is:

1- a Christian (the laid-back, awesomely chilled out kind, not the literalist nutcase nasty type)

2- Polite (Uh, kind of...and shy. But mostly when she's meeting people in person.)

3- Too sarcastic for her own good (Yeah... but that's why my awesome mates love me.)

4- lives on Cloud 9

5- an otaku.

Specifics...

Go-chan adores CLAMP's work. xxxHOLiC, Tsubasa (I'm not gonna try capitalizing the rest...), Cardcaptor Sakura, Legal Drug... She also likes Bleach and Fruits Basket and Yuu Watase's works (Genbu Kaiden specifically) and also Kazuya Minekura (Saiyuki, Gaiden, Reload (Soon Blast!! OMG cannot wait!!) and Bus Gamer) She also L-O-V-E-S Fullmetal Alchemist. Hiromu Arakawa is a genius. Even as perverted as Ken Akamatsu's works are at times, Negima and Love Hina are great. Go-chan's favourite is Negima, though. (Nagi must be found!! Al's sarcam is awesome!!)

She also likes reverse-harem like Pretear and Alice no Heart no Kuni. Then there's Bleach (despite the fail of the latest chapters) and many other things besides. Naruto is okay, but she personally prefers Bleach. A lot.

Things she hates include the cold (but it's ALWAYS cold in England!! No fair!! Oz, here I come!!) people having a militant attitude to religion, having someone else's opinions shoved down her throat, her legs (everyone has something they hate about themselves) not getting enough sleep, and close-minded people insisting that they alone are right.

Things she loves include broad-minded people, manga, art, writing, books, horror, comedy, droll, dry or British humour such as Russell Howard, Lee Evans, Jack Dee and Micheal MacIntyre.

Go-chan's twin sister is now on Fanfiction dot net!

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1302778/SweetNoLies

Her stories are mainly Doctor Who and Primeval, but there are also Harry Potter and Heroes fanfics...

ALSO: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1593187/sasuko_r a friend at school. Naruto stuff, and here's one more FF link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1688974/Devilchild130 Some more Naruto stuff. Go on, give it a try.


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fuck them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG A
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a w
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small p
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I
have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I
care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a tomboy SO I must be LESBIAN
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be athletic
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a geek
I'm BRITISH so I MUST think a cup of tea will solve everything

... Why do I keep doing these things? I kind of may have actually did steal this off someone's profile. (Luckyblackcat I think it was...) Although, I do think a good cuppa will solve a lot of things, I dislike (but am not totally against) abortion and (let's face it) the British Government sucks. I mean, we've ended up with some weird dude noone voted for as PM?! How does that last one work?!

Yeah, so why do I keep doing these 'copy paste' things...? Oh, yeah, BTW, you're supposed to copy-paste this onto your profile (I mean the big long list of 'I must's) and bold everything that applies to you. Have fun, guys!! (or maybe you won't have fun... idk... :S)

Have fun reading my stories, and if you've read this far... YOU'RE AWESOME!!

You can skip this next part, although there are some totally gorgeous bits of poetry near the end. Which I didn't make, I just copy-pasted them, too. But I like them :)

Copy-pastes! (most copied from sung-me)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at some random time in your life copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout "Your mum!" at some random time in your life, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you can't stand people with a blatant disregard for the rules of FanFiction, post this in your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profileIf you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

( ¸•´( ¸•´( (¸•´( ¸•´(
)¸•´ )¸•´)

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. (My nan, a family friend's girlfriend and my uncle. By the way, they're alive and beat it :D )

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Mizuki Hoshi, Galinda The Bestest, sung-me, Gosurori-Otaku

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you never saw, and have no interest in, "The Notebook," "Pride and Prejudice," "Titanic," or "Juno," copy and paste this into your profile. (um, I did see 'Titanic'. Um, and a firend gave me Juno, but I haven't got the heart to tell her that I couldn't watch more than the first ten minutes...)

If you get super frustrated when people mix up 'your' and 'you're' or 'there,' 'they're,' and 'their,' copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever said something twice and not even noticed, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.

cry yourself a river, build a bridge, and walk over it

I am only one
but i am one
i cannot do everything
but i can do something
what i can do
i ought to do
and what i ought to do
by the grace of god i will do

stand up for what you think is right, even if you stand alone

everyone wants to be the sun, that brightens up your life, but I would rather be the moon,
that shines on you in your darkest hours (love-love-LOVING this verse...)

dance as though no one is watching you. love as though you have never been hurt before.
sing as though no one can hear you. live as if heaven is on Earth.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you

A true friend is someone you can trust with all your secrets

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart

A good friend will tell you what you want to hear. A true friend will always tell the truth.

A good friend will be there for you all through school. A true friend will be there till the day you die.

A good friend will bail you out of prison. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun!".

A good friend is someone you enjoy hanging out with. A true friend is someone you need

If you have a best friend in your life, copy and paste this into your profile!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the one who can't accept myself.
I am the person who is ashamed to tell my own friends I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. (The 'I am the man who stopped attending church' line and 'I am the person who is afraid of telling his Christian parents' line just make me so cross at some people. I hate discrimination like this so much!)

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1. Robin Hood and England, Walking Through the Forest reviews
Robin shook his head in disbelief. Was this man serious?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-09 - England
2. Just a place to stay reviews
Godot, having been released from prison, needs a place to stay for a few days. He turns to Phoenix for help.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-1-09 - Diego A. & Phoenix W./Nick
3. League of Evil reviews
Godot wants to join the League of Evil 3-5 spoilers!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-1-09 - Phoenix W./Nick & Diego A.
4. Show Them No Mercy » reviews
Canada, Finland & N.Italy. Italy and Canada finally snap and join with Finland to show the world how dangerous they really are.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-13-09 - Published: 3-8-09 - Canada & N. Italy
5. 77 reviews
Arthur mourns the July 7th bombings in London. Alfred comforts him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-09 - America & England - Complete
6. Thank you reviews
I love you, Kurosaki. I will protect you, no matter the cost. -341 SPOILERS- One-sided IchiHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-18-09 - Ichigo K. & Inoue O. - Complete
7. Broke reviews
Why did we do such a stupid thing? Why did we fall out over something so stupid as a boy? I'm sorry. AU, character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-27-08 - Ino Y. & Sakura H. - Complete
8. When forever ends » reviews
When James, Remus and Sirius, the one and only Marauders get pulled 20 years into the future, bad stuff is bound to happen, and sparks are bound to fly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-13-08 - Published: 7-13-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B.
9. 70 things I learned from Harry Potter » reviews
70 things I learned from Harry Potter. Short, and humorous , but very, very useful, these are 70 not to be missed reasons to read Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-13-08 - Published: 7-16-07
10. Snow reviews
Something is seriously worrying Hakkai.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-15-08 - Hakkai C. - Complete
11. Too Late » reviews
Bathing in the blood of a thousand youkai can change you into one. It held true for Cho Gonou, and it holds true for Genjyo Sanzo, too. But the trouble is, most people don't realise these things until it's too late.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-26-08 - Published: 8-7-08 - G. Sanzo
12. Monk on a Mission reviews
Genjyo Sanzo is a monk on a mission. Well, several. Get his mitts on five SuperSutras, stop the Gyumaoh's pet bitch from taking over the world and stay one step ahead of the Inland Revenue. Simple.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-26-08 - G. Sanzo
13. Brainiac Bleach Abuse reviews
Szayel and Mayuri are bored. The logical thing to do is find out stuff. Needless to say, it all ends up in the crackpot. Like always.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-7-08 - Mayuri K. & Szayel A. G.
14. La Chocolat reviews
The real story behind L's death- and it's not as epic as you may think.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-08 - L - Complete
15. Cero de Numero » reviews
The Arrancar want him. The Vaizards want him. The Shinigami want him. But who's gonna get him? More importantly, who's gonna save him?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 3-2-08 - Ichigo K. & Aizen S.
16. Regeneration! reviews
Drabble based on end scene of The Stolen Earth, so major SPOILERS for that episode. The Doctor's latest regeneration goes a little awry...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-28-08 - Complete
17. The Day I Died reviews
Spoilers for Doomsday. That was her scream. Her final, heartbreaking scream. That, I suppose, was the last time I actually saw her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-08 - Complete
18. Walk a Mile in 24 Hours reviews
When Szayel's latest experiment succeeds, humans, shinigami, even Espada trade bodies as chaos ensues. Thankfully, it does seem to be an organised chaos... Well, nearly.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-29-08
19. Stupid Maes! reviews
Yes, he was definately dead. But then Maes Hughes did something that noone would ever dare to do in a million years.... that idiot pissed off the Gate... with amazing consequences...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-14-08 - Maes H. - Complete
20. Cardcaptor Fubuki! » reviews
Who said Life was easy?Not Fubuki and he'd be right.He's about to embark upon the adventure of his life accidentally freeing a bunch of weird cards, and having to recollect them with a crazy pixie named Klingon and a perverted best friend.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-11-08 - Published: 3-28-07 - Fubuki T. & Ryo M.
21. DreamScape? » reviews
Raito looked around: everything was blank. Then a figure appeared in front of him. You're... me? The figure smiled. Perhaps. But I am Kira.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-27-07 - Light Y. & L
22. Help » reviews
Help me, he screams from within. But noone can hear him. The darkness within grins and flips a page in the book calmly as the child screams for mercy.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 11-2-07 - Darkness & Fubuki T. - Complete
23. My happy ending? reviews
It's such a shame, they say. Raito Yagami was such a nice child. Postseries... spoilers?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-18-07 - Matsuda T. & Light Y. - Complete
24. The Danger of Divination reviews
The danger with Divination is that your predictions might come true, as Moony, Padfot, Wormtail and Prongs are gonna find out,in twenty or so years. Spoilers! Oneshot, Marauders era
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-24-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
25. Curses and roses » reviews
When Chazz makes a faerie angry, the concequences are not only dire and doomful, but also crazy and hilarious. Aster won't stop rhyming, and Chazz gets turned into a girl, while a chibi Jaden is causing havoc everywhere!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-7-07 - Published: 1-29-07 - Edo P.
26. Alexis in wonderland reviews
Okay, like my last parody, this is based on a pasrticular subject. Alice in wonderland meets Yu Gi Oh! GX! Oh the shame! Oh the laughter! Chazz in a bunny suit! I changed my name from RealNutcase, OK?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-8-06 - Asuka T. & Fubuki T. - Complete
27. Gone from the Gate reviews
Atem left his friends in our time to go to his friends from his in the spirit world. But what if he made a different choice? RR, Flames Not Accepted.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-7-06 - Atem & Yami Yūgi - Complete
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